03x21 - Battle for the Book!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

- [Jake] Battle for the Book.
- [Wendy] Part one.

To start today's adventure,
everybody say
the pirate password.

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Wendy] '"Get the plank ready,
Mr. Smee,"
bellowed Captain Hook.

If Wendy and her brothers
do not join me pirate crew
on the Jolly Roger,

it's off into the drink
with the lot!"

"We will never join your crew,"
they said.

"Peter Pan will save us!"

And then, Peter came
to the rescue.

He flew onto the deck,
and with one hand
behind his back,

he knocked Hook's sword
overboard.

The fumbling Captain
soon gave up the fight

and promised to go away forever.

Peter said,
"All you have to do
is say you're a codfish,

and I'll let you go."

"I am a codfish,"
said Hook.'

Hook is a codfish!

A silly old one,
at that. Ha!

Jolly good fun. We had
quite the adventures in
Never Land.

Yes, we did, John.

It's a good thing
I wrote them all down

so that we could remember
every single moment.

What happened next, Wendy?

Well, Michael,
if you recall

Captain Hook wen back on his
promise to leave Never Land,

and he continued
to go after Peter.

Look out, Peter!

Oh, but the story does
not end there, boys.

You see,
Peter was very clever.

"He dodged, he zigged,
and he zagged,

as Captain Hook
tried to grab him.

And the bumbling pirate
soon lost his balance."

[laughing]

The Cap'n never was a match
for that plucky Pan.

Yep. Peter always was
one step ahead of him.

It's like he has eyes
in the back of his head.

And the front, too!

"And then, the silly
pirate captain

fell into the Never Sea,

where the crocodile
was waiting."

[John and Michael laughing]
Tic-Tock, Tic-Tock!

What in Never Land
are you scurvy swabs doing?!

You're supposed to be looking
for the Old Sea Witch's
treasure!

We are, Cap'n!

And look what we found
in her magic tide pool.

Wendy, still as lovely
as ever.

And she tells the funniest
stories about you and...

I know those stories,
and I loathe them!

Why, they dare to make me,
the great and glorious
Captain Hook

sound like a bumbling fool.

Blast it all!

I'm sick of these
false tales about me!

♪ The great and glorious
Captain Hook ♪

♪ Should be celebrated
in verse ♪

♪ Not snickered about
in a fairy tale ♪

- ♪ Where they call me
a codfish or worse ♪
- [all] ♪ Or worse ♪

- ♪ All these fables
and fibs are untrue ♪
- ♪ So untrue ♪

♪ So there's only
one thing left to do ♪

♪ Destroy the book!
Destroy the book! ♪

♪ A bundle of outrageous
Rip out all the pages ♪

♪ And destroy the book ♪

♪ So that nobody
reads it again ♪

- ♪ Nobody reads it again ♪
- ♪ Destroy the book ♪

- ♪ Destroy the book! ♪
- ♪ It's a lie, it's absurd ♪

♪ I'll unwrite every word
I'll swipe it, you'll see ♪

♪ And then I'll guarantee
that nobody ♪

- ♪ Nobody ♪
- ♪ Reads it ♪

- ♪ I mean nobody ♪
- ♪ Nobody ♪

♪ Reads it again ♪

[all] ♪ Destroy the book! ♪♪

Ha!

Men, set a course for
where the Wendy girl lives.

Where be that, Cap'n?

London!

Shiver me shootin' stars.
This is better than fireworks!

- [Cubby] Awesome!
- [Skully] Outta this world!

Yay-hey, no way!
Is that the Jolly Roger?

[Cubby] Nah, couldn't be.

Captain Hook's ship
can't fly.

See, it was just
some weird cloud.

- [Jake] Wow!
- Sweet!

[Cubby] Whoa!

Oh, Wendy,
just one more story.

- [both] Please!
- [laughs]

Now, boys, it's getting
quite late.

But I promise to read about
our adventures on Never Land
tomorrow night.

- And the next night,
and the next night, and...
- [thudding on window]

How curious.

Maybe it's Peter.

[all] Captain Hook?!

The great and...

[shouting]

And now that I'm here,

I'll be taking this.

[gasps] That is not yours!

Let us not quibble
about ownership.

Let us just say it's mine.

[both grunting]

Give me that!

No, you wicked pirate.

- Give it.
- No, I will not.

Give it, give it!

Never, never, no!

[all grunting]

- Ahh!
- [all] Whoa!

So long, puny pipsqueaks.

Hope we never
see each other again!

- [laughs]
- Heavens no!

Victory, boys! I have
the blasted book.

Push on!

This is a terrible
tragedy of the utmost.

Yeah, this stinks.

[barks, pants]

We cannot let that pirate
scoundrel get away with this.

Cleave him like a biscuit.

Wendy, why would Hook
want your book?

I don't know,
but we need to get it back.

[both] We need Peter.

Why, I think you're right.

I once told Peter that
if I ever was in trouble,

I would sing
a special song for him.

Let's hope it works.

♪ By the second star
that shines ♪

♪ On London down below ♪

♪ Over wind and waves ♪

♪ You hear me now I know ♪

♪ Peter Pan, help us please ♪

♪ We need you
wherever you are ♪

♪ Peter Pan, hear my song ♪

♪ By the light
of the Never Star ♪

♪ Only you can help us now ♪

♪ Only you can help us now ♪

♪ Peter Pan, help us please ♪

♪ We need you
wherever you are ♪♪

[laughs] Hey, big fella,

it's time you go back
to the bottom of the Never Sea.

[grunting]

Don't worry, Queen Coralie,

I've got everything
under control here.

- Thank you.
- [creature roars]

Tink? What is it?

Whoa, it's a call for help.

From Wendy.

She must be
in some kind of trouble.

[grunting] This isn't good.

Wendy needs my help, but
I can't abandon the mermaids.

Great idea!

Jake and his mateys
could help Wendy

while I tame this wild beast.

Whoa! Go to Pirate Island now.

[grunting] Oh, one more thing.
Take my hat with you.

You can use it so that our
mateys can hear my voice.

- [grunting] Hurry, Tink.
- [creature roaring]

Hurry!

[Izzy] The Never Land stars
sure are beautiful.

And shiny.

And green?

Hold on, crew.
That's not a star.

- It's...
- [all] Peter's hat?!

[all] Tinkerbell!

Ahoy, Tink!
Nice to see you.

But, where's the rest of Peter?

I hope you didn't lose him.

[Peter crowing]

Ahoy there,
pirate team.

Peter! Where are you?

I'm kind of tied up
with a sea beast

in Mermaid Lagoon
and I need your help.

You got it, Peter.
We'll be right there.

Hold on, Jake.
What I need you to do

is help Wendy.

Wendy? What's a Wendy?

[laughing]
Wendy is an old friend of mine

and she's in trouble.

You can find her in London.

London? There's no London
on my map.

Sorry, Cubby, but London
isn't in Never Land.

It's far, far away.
Up there.

Second star to the left,
and then straight on till
nighttime.

That's where you'll find Wendy.

Tinkerbell, make sure
that Jake and his crew

get to London safely.

- [tinkles]
- Good luck, everybody.

I'll join you as soon
as I can get away.

[crowing]

Listen up, mateys.

It's up to us
to go help Wendy.

Is everybody ready for a trip to
the second star on the left?

I've got
my destiny sword!

I've got my map!

I've got my pixie dust.

[laughs] And Tinkerbell's
got hers.

Yo-h*, mateys!
Let's go to London!

♪ What's it like
in Londonland? ♪

♪ It's not on any map
I've ever seen ♪

♪ Oh, what can it be? ♪

♪ Maybe it's a long lost town ♪

♪ Maybe it's a city
in the clouds ♪

♪ Let's go find out now ♪

♪ To London, mateys,
sail away ♪

♪ Through the sky ♪

♪ With pixie dust
to fill the sails ♪

♪ We can climb ♪

- ♪ London ahoy! ♪
- ♪ Ahoy!

♪ A distant land afar ♪

♪ On the other side
of the Never Star ♪

♪ London, London
Every matey yo heavy h* ♪

♪ Yo heave h*! ♪

♪ Point that spyglass
over the rail ♪

♪ Every matey watch below ♪

♪ All hands look out now ♪

♪ When you see it there
then shout it out ♪

♪ London, London ahoy! ♪

♪ Ahoy! ♪

♪ Look at all
those lights below ♪

♪ Like the stars have castles
on the ground ♪

♪ Look, they're all around ♪

♪ Giant towers everywhere ♪

♪ Whoa, that's the biggest
clock I've ever seen ♪

- [clock tower chimes]
- London, here we be!

- [all whooping]
- ♪ London ahoy! ♪♪

- [Nana barking]
- Your barking isn't
going to do a thing.

- [Nana barking]
- Your barking isn't
going to do a thing.

I'm afraid Peter didn't
hear Wendy's song.

I do so hope
you're wrong, John.

Peter would never
disappoint us.

Until now.

- [thudding]
- [ship's bell clangs]

- What is it, nana?
- [whimpering]

Peter, is that you?

- [pirates] Way-hey!
- You're pirates!

Ha! We're pirates
all right.

But we're also friends.
Friends of Peter Pan.

Peter? Prove it!

- [tinkling]
- [children] Tinkerbell!

Any friend of Tink
is a friend of mine.

Awesome. I'm Jake.

And these are my mats:

Izzy, Cubby, and Skully.

Sorry if we scared you,

but Peter was busy
tangling with a sea beast.

So he asked us to come here and
help someone named Wendy.

Are you Wendy?

- Huh? [whimpering]
- [children laughing]

I'm Wendy, and these are my
brothers, John and Michael.

You've already met Nana.

Pleased to meet you,
milady.

[giggles] You mean me?

So Wendy, how can
we help you?

It's that dastardly
Captain Hook.

You know Captain Hook?

Oh, yes. My brothers and I once
had adventures on Never Land.

I wrote all about them
in a special book.

Quite so. There were stories
about how Peter taught us to
fly.

And how we fought that silly old
codfish on his pirate ship.

I sure would like
to hear those stories.

[both] Me, too!

Well, I'd love
to read them to you,

but Captain Hook
stole my book.

Hook was here? But why
would he want your book?

- I have no idea.
- Don't worry, Wendy.

We know what to do.
We've gotta find Captain Hook

and get your storybook back.

But where do we go
looking for him?

We've never been
to London before.

- I can show you around.
- Us, too!

- Yeah!
- [barks]

Then yo-h*, let's go!

Um, Jake, we can't fly.

Oh, that's OK.

- We've got Bucky.
- [Michael] Yeah!

- [John] By Jove!
- [Bucky's bell clangs]

Master Bucky is,
how do you say, awesome!

[sighs] This London of yours
is so magical!

Just like Never Land.

Wendy, what's a Never Land?

[chuckles] Now, Michael,
you are being a silly goose.

- I am not.
- You mean you don't remember
Never Land?

Where we met Peter Pan?

Oh, yeah! Never Land!

Most curious.

Michael has never
forgotten Never Land before.

[Skully] Look alive,
me hearties!

Crooked Crook Hook is
flying out of the fog.

Or... I mean, into the fog.

Out. In.

Crackers! I wish old feather hat
would make up his mind!

I say, do you think he's...

Lost?!

Well, I didn't mean to say
that you were exactly...

...lost, Cap'n.

Captain Hook never gets lost.

I know, I know,
but you see,

I was reading this story
about Peter Pan and...

Pan! This is no time to be
reading these blasted stories

about blasted Pan!

Well, no, no,
but Miss Wendy's book

tells us how to get back
to Never Land from London.

It says here.

Go to the second star
to the right,

and head straight on
till morning.

Begging your pardon, Mr. Smee,
but with all this fog

we be barely
seeing the sails.

Much less any twinkly
starry stars.

Blast!

I have a plan to ensure this
book's absolute destruction.

Down to its very last page!

But I can't do it unless
I get back to Never Land.

- [Jake] Ahoy, Captain Hook!
- [Bucky's bell clangs]

Puny pirates... here?
In London?

Aye! We hear you have a book
that belongs to our friend,
Wendy!

- He certainly does.
- The sneaky thief!

- Yeah, give it back!
- [tinkling]

[laughs] This book is mine.

I swiped it,
unfair and square.

Now, if you'll excuse me.
Ta-ta.

Well, I never!

Bucky, follow
that book thief!

Aw, coconuts!

e Jolly Roger's just too fast.

Izzy, this is an emergency.

We've gotta get to Hook's ship.

I'm on it, Jake.
Pixie dust away!

Yeah!

Bucky, hide! We'll catch up
to you later!

[Bucky's bell clangs]

[Jake] Come on, mateys.

Time to out-sneak that snook.

- [clock chiming]
- Shh! Keep still, everybody.

Excellent! We've lost
those puny pests.

- Guess again.
- Wha...?

- [all whooping]
- It's raining sea pups!

- Goodness!
- What in blazes?!

Captain Hook, we're not leaving
here without Wendy's book.

That's what you think,
puny pirate.

Men, roll out the barrels.

Barrels h*!

- Hey, watch it!
- Blast!

Barnacles!

Hold up, Hook!

Surrender the book!

Never!

The stories in this blasted book

make me sound like
a bumbling nincompoop.

Which is why I'm going
to get rid of it!

[laughing]

So long, popinjays!

Yay-hey no way!

He is a tricky scoundrel.

Gotta wrap this up, boys.

- Not today.
- [all shouting]

Cubby, Michael, stay aboard
and help Skully and Nana.

We're going after Hook.

[both] Aye-aye, Jake!

[Jake] Yo-h*, let's go!

- All right!
- Huzzah!

- [barking]
- Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

Aw, you're welcome, Nana.

[Sharky] Come here,
you slippery eels.

[shouting]

Gangway!

[both shouting]

- [Sharky] Flying fish bait!
- [Bones shouting]

- [air hissing]
- [Skully] We're going down.

[whistling]

- [Smee] Look out below!
- [others shouting]

- Blimey!
- [all shouting]

[all thudding]

Oi! What's the meaning of this?

What are you ruffians doing?

- Police!
- Abandon ship!

Wait! Um, sir...

I, I can explain.

We didn't mean to... Whoa!

[whistle trilling]

Stop!

Which way did Hook go?

[tinkling]

Perhaps we should split up?

Great idea!
We'll catch up around the block.

Any sign of that
slippery snook?

Who are we
looking for again?

This is no time
for jokes, John.

Captain Hook is getting away!

Hook, you say?

Why, that name
does sound familiar.

You don't remember
Captain Hook?

The sneakiest snook
in all of Never Land

who stole Wendy's storybook?

Oh, of course!

Captain Hook.

I guess it just
slipped my mind.

Weird. First Michael
forgets about Never Land,

then now you forget
about Captain Hook?

Weird indeed.

Well, shall we
swash our buckles

and find
the old blighter?

Yo-h*, let's go.

Ladies first.

[laughs] Even in London,

the great and glorious
Captain Hook be far too clever

for those pesky pira...!

- Blast!
- Stop, pirate thief!

A-ha!

Fly like the wind!

[snickers, whinnies]

Whoa, blunder and blunderbuss!

[Smee] Step lively, lads!

[Nana barking]

[whistle trills]

[whistling merry tune]

- [whistling stops, shouts]
- Look out!

- [men shouting]
- [clattering]

- [Sharky] Gangway!
- [Smee] Oh, dear.

Any luck finding Hook?

I think he went...

[pirates shouting]

- [barking]
- [officer] Stop!

- [Hook shouting]
- ...that way!

[whistle trilling]

[shouting]

[whinnies]

- [Hook shouting]
- [gasping]

- Whoa!
- Oh, dear!

- Ahh!
- [thudding collision]

Yay-hey, no way!

Hey, Mummy...

[laughs, then groans]

Blast.

[Wendy gasps] My book!

Hold on there, little miss.

What's all this then?

[Irish accent] Well, you saw it
with your own eyes, good sir.

Me friends and I
are being menaced

- by these ruffians.
- [all gasp]

[officer] Ruffians, eh?

It's them what's
responsible

for all this clatter
and nonsense?

Absolutely.

- That's a dirty rotten lie!

That sneaky snook
stole Wendy's book!

Oi! We'll be having
no more of that.

You young rascals
are all under arrest.

- What?
- [Nan] Huh?

This way,
ragamuffins!

Thank you, sir.

Such a relief to see
fibbing troublemakers

get what they deserve.
[laughs]

Cap'n, the fog's lifting.

We can see the stars!

[Hook] And find our way
back to Never Land.

[Sharky] To be continued.

Captain Hook is getting away
with Wendy's book.

[Bones] And Jake is trying to
save the story of Never Land.

Can he do it?

[both] Stay tuned, mateys!

[Jake on mixing table]
Ahoy mate-mate-mate-mateys!

- Is everybody ready?
- Say the pirate password.

♪ Yo-h*-h*, mateys
Yo let's go ♪

♪ Mateys, heave h*
Here we go, pirate crew ♪

♪ So lovely now
We rollin' now ♪

♪ With Jake, Izzy, Cubby,
Skully, Bucky too ♪

- ♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪
- [Skully] Let's go!

♪ There'll be treasure
and an adventure today ♪

[mixing] ♪ I-I-I got my sword
Sword! ♪

♪ I got my map ♪

[mixing] ♪ Pix... I-I-I-I ♪

♪ I got my pixie dust ♪

-♪ Yo-h*, mateys away ♪
- [Skully] Let's go!

♪ There'll be treasure
and an adventure today ♪

[Jake] Yo-h*-h*.

[all singing] ♪ Heave-h*
Here we go together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and
the Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me! ♪

- [scratching]
- Do you wanna join
my pirate crew?