01x02 - China Challenge

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believe running the cave K

SK and we jump on the back of a dragon

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fly as we sore through the air maybe

you'll know

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why everybody wants to be a cave kid CU

cave kids are brave kids in a world

where imagination lives doing what

nobody else ever did everybody wants to

be a cave kid okay kids C kids can't you

see us playing on a dinosaur

RI everybody wants to be

a everybody wants to be a g

k it all started when Bam Bam and Dina

were playing frisbee with one of my

favorite

plates but I wanted the tea party

instead we had to find a way to fix it

and the best place to fix China has got

to be China

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CH we made it China and wouldn't you

know it we landed right in the middle of

a w*r between an army of plates and an

army of silver led by General Forks a

name sh**ting at plates is my game I

sure hope this works bamb Bam gets in

big trouble when he helps General Fork

only to get captured by the enemy

General Ladle so you're not General Fox

new secret weapon eh a secret weapon me

this guy even tries to get bam to fight

on his side you help them why won't you

help us cuz fighting is not going to

solve this problem I've come to demand

Your Surrender oh no you don't I've come

to demand Your Surrender did not to did

not to did not to maybe peacemaker can

do something about this if I didn't put

these soldiers back together who would

I'm the only hospital for both sides

that's when bamb bam and I come up with

the idea for a truth a truth as you can

imagine the generals are never going to

go for it outrageous atrocious now how

do you get two noodle brains like these

guys to cooperate children don't belong

in a w*r zone well these children do

don't think we'll ever get these two to

work out their differences and start

cooperating just watch

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fet

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fetch hooray Dino good fet

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Dino

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got no did don't

fetch

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fet

walk bye

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Mommy Dad

Dad

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Dad China baby

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real

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we made it China

looks more like silverware than

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me R

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up what are they have here a w*r or

something I'm afraid so

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what are you doing putting the soldiers

back together everyone calls me

Peacemaker fast as they break I glue

them back

together and off they go to get

themselves broken

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again and if I didn't put these soldiers

back together well who

would I'm the only

hospital for both sides

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company prepare a

launch

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launch

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incoming oh thanks for breaking my fall

who are you

anyway besides

heavy General Fox n sh**ting at plates

is my game so what are you doing at the

bottom of a hole what a plat are

sh**ting back look

out maybe this is the time for an

advance to the

rear I think we can get out of this mate

if we all work together I sure hope this

works we'll know in a second

let's get this show on the road here

goes B

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away nicely done mate thanks but what

good did it do it didn't stop the

fighting stop it well we don't want to

stop it not till we teach him a lesson

for starting it but don't you want to

stop hurting one another

it's not our fault we're only defending

ourselves maybe peacemaker can do

something about

this well General I see you all are

determined to keep me busy it would be

nice to have a chance to rest and think

a little now time for thinking ma'am

This Is w*r besides you know we'd stop

if they'd stop couldn't we at least talk

to General lad can't trust a Dipper

especially that Dipper or he can dish it

out but he can't take it but General

best you stick to what you know ma'am

I'll leave the w*r to us now if you'll

excuse me I have work to

do things are nice and calm

here there's no fighting allowed around

me or I won't repair them and it doesn't

matter which side they're on anyone is

welcome here as long as he's peaceful

too bad they're not peaceful all the

time

well we used to be such a happy

land and the happiest spot was our hot

springs until the landslide

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it wiped out half the spring now there

isn't enough room for everyone to wash

at the same time and well I'm sorry to

say they're not very good about

cooperating except when they're fighting

one another of course you mean they're

fighting because they can't take a bath

maybe we can help you somehow oh I hope

so dear

we have to figure something out

absolutely oh D hey let go what are you

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doing so you're General Fox's new secret

weapon eh a secret weapon me you sent a

lot of my soldiers to see The

Peacemaker I'm sorry about that I was

just defending myself that's what we are

doing too Soldier defending ourselves

fork and his crowd started it but by gum

we're going to finish it General Fork

says you started it yes well he would

say that wouldn't he that's what the

aggressor always says but you're saying

it too yep are you looking for trouble

lad oh there's enough trouble around

here without me making more well said

sir and you're going to help stop it

that's great you're going to help us

defeat fork and end the w*r the way a

w*r should end with one side utterly

crushing the

other I won't do it you help them why

won't you help us cuz fighting is not

going to solve this problem now look

private around here you pick a side and

fight or you'll find yourself in no

condition to do

anything now why Miss we won't ask for a

truce but they've got Bambam and maybe

talking could end this w*r never we're

not wimps let the BLS that started it as

for the truce

oh I'm never going to see bamb bam

again don't be so sure have a

look

B let me know know when you've changed

your mind about fighting for us don't

hold your

breath hang on B bam I'll get you down

from

there oh yeah how you're going to sprout

wings no I've got a better

idea now which cord do I pull you pull

this one

missy I'll be okay don't worry I'm

already worried enough for the both of

us

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they say the only bad part about falling

is a sudden

stop let go are you crazy I'm asking a

girl who was just shot into the air by a

giant slingshot if she's crazy of course

she's

crazy trust me on this one bam Marino

let

go okay here goes

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admit it I'm not crazy oh you're crazy

all right but you're my kind of

crazy Miss Peacemaker we have to

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talk about what dear a

truce a truce oh the generals will never

go for it

next general Fork's handywork no

doubt you're going to need a lot of glue

that's

it what's it the generals wouldn't want

to fight anymore if they knew their

soldiers weren't going to get patched up

right if you stop glowing them back

together they'd have to stop breaking

each other and

talk oh my here I thought I was helping

but all I was doing was keeping the w*r

going it's never too late to do the

right thing then let's do it

foret oh foret come in please we

M this is my assistant

forette he considers himself too

valuable to be a

fighter we Madame and foret never

forgets which makes me an invaluable

this is Pebbles and Bam Bam and they've

come up with a plan to end the

w*r Melle

Boulder Pebbles ah we Pebbles foret

never forgets what is it exactly that

forette never

forgets

um well I am don't strain yourself dear

we're going to give you a Humdinger to

remember and deliver to the generals you

can depend on forette he never

forgets what the general I've come to

demand Your

Surrender oh no you don't I've come to

demand Your Surrender did not did to did

not did to did not did to well there

they are makes you wonder how they ever

got to be generals um if I remember they

became a general because they were the

only ones who could fit into the

uniform that's a good reason I was first

I was me me me me

me do you like my

uniform I've got two new medals a tip

top cover he how do you like my new bra

outstanding very general likee if I may

say so Well you certainly may

on generals foret who never forgets is

here to see you what's that n po want

now well he's not n PO he an ignoramus n

ignoramus n po ignoramus n ignoramus

Gentlemen please don't call each other

such names in front of the little ones

children don't belong in a w*r zone what

these children do don't do don't also do

ah most generals for who never forgets

as something important to tell you

before he forgets it okay fit spit it

out yes and remember we haven't got all

day oh I forgot don't you know we have a

water to fight not anymore you're going

to have a

truce a

truce impossible never we'll fight them

on the beaches we'll F them in the air

then The Peacemaker will stop preparing

your

soldiers stop preparing our

soldiers stop reping our soldiers

outrageous

atrocious Peacemaker wouldn't really

stop making

repays GUI see for

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yourself true Tru

truce but only for a short while a very

short

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while we've got nothing to talk about

well this is just a waste of fighting

time please please gentlemen all we want

to do is discuss the possibility of

sharing what is left of the hot springs

what wait for him and his crowd to bathe

but there's no way we'd be waiting for

you Dipper face why don't we just settle

this once and for all just you and me

just a say you're on put him

up Bam Bam another Landslide not again

the hot springs will be lost forever no

it's not a landslide it's just my pal

bamb I'm showing off Bam

Bam you know if I was as mean as you

guys I could stop all this by having

bamb bam fill in the spring yeah and

then there' be nothing left to fight

about thankfully you're not M yes you

care as much as The Peacemaker if you

would just use your hearts there' be

room in the springs for

everyone yeah you know work at helping

instead of hurting each other

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he he

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I guess it's time for us to go yes we

have to get home and take care of our

own China well here's something to help

and to remember us by thanks for showing

us that getting angry only makes

problems bigger and that friendship

whittles them down to

size we'll never forget you

dear goodbye come on guys let's get all

mushy my Melle foret he never forget you

this time

ru yeah what about me oh don't worry Mr

Bambam you are Unforgettable too come on

time's are wasting yes we'll get you

started

on CH

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dinner Tre

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time together

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hand in hand 2 by two there's so much

that we can do side by side we make it

fun hand in hand we get it done a kite

will fly without a tail a sailboat's got

to have a sail what's a key without a

lock a pair of socks with just one sock

they go together like a dream they work

much better as a team think about it

hand in hand 2 by two there's so much

that we can do side by side we make it

fun hand in hand we get it done and when

you find you disagree just talk it over

peacefully share the work and you will

find that things get done in half the

time and life is really like a dream and

everyone is on your

team like peut butter goes with jelly

Santa Claus and his great big belly like

macaroni goes with cheese like thank you

goes with words like please like picnics

go with ants no way picnics go go with

sunny days birthday cake goes with ice

cream Pebbles and Bam Bam we're a team

hand in hand 2 by two there's so much

that we can do side by side we make it

fun hand in hand we get it done a train

won't go without a track can't have a

friend without a back a rubber ducky

needs a tub and P's got to have his club

we go to together like a dream we work

much better as a

team everybody hand in hand 2 by two

there's so much that we can do side by

side we make it fun hand in hand we get

it done

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aab boogaboo

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