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02x13 - In Search of Tweetums

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Loonatics Unleashed". Aired: September 17, 2005 – May 5, 2007.*
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Unlike previous Looney Tunes-related shows, Loonatics Unleashed has a darker tone and takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting, following multiple minor story arcs.

02x13 - In Search of Tweetums

Post by bunniefuu »

Pwease hurry!

Next stop, planet blank.

Uh-oh. Looks like
we're too late.

Deuce, cover me while
I kick up a tempo.

I'll cover you, all right.

Ah!

Optimatus, soon you
will have your throne,

And the loonatics
will be destroyed.

Aah!
Gotcha!

You're a bad, bad man.

Oh.

Don't you hate it when
old enemies drop

In without calling?

Deuce.

Uh!

Hey,
guys, remember me?

Well,
sylth vester, we've got the

Royal feather ball to find.

Oh,
I can help you find feather

Ball--i mean tweetums.

I'm a native of blank,
and I know this planet like

The back of my paw.

These are all robo-tweetums.

They must be decoys to help
keep the real tweetums safe.

Yeah? What do you
want, robo

I've been programmed
to give mr. Duck cwues.

Cwues?

Once I awaken my army of
robots, I will conquer all who

Stand in my way.

* Rock 'n' set,
loonatics, let's jet *

* Rev, lexi, and tech

* Slam, and duck

* Rock 'n' set, let's jet

* Ace is cool
and leads the pack *

* Laser sword
strikes 'em back *

* When big, bad bots
smash and attack *

* Lexi's brain-blast
makes 'em crack *

* Quackin' in, quackin' out

* Duck will
make invaders shout *

* Activate, regenerate

* Magnetic power levitates

* Rock 'n' set, let's jet

* Bam, slam

* Tornado zing bling baubles

* Set, let's jet

* Supersonic rev heats 'em up
at the speed of light *

* Set, let's jet

* R-r-rock 'n' set, let's jet

* Whoo! Powers
to protect and serve *

* Tons of ego,
lots of nerve *

* Never question,
never swerve *

* Loonatics unleashed

Captioning made possible by
warner bros. Animation

Ace,
come in. Come in.

I'm tracking deuce and his
robo army nearing planet blank

With an e.t.a.
Of 42 minutes.

Thanks for
the update, tech.

Oh.

Poor zodavia.

Without your powers, you might
catch your death of cold.

Ha ha ha!

Traitor. You may have my
powers for now, but they will

Ultimately be your undoing.

Accept your fate.

You will never rule again.

Let's see how long
your reign lasts.

Hang tight, g*ng.

We got to reach the real
tweetums before the bad guys.

Hey,
if canary yellow is anywhere

To be seen, these peepers will
be on him like green on peas.

Take a weft here, sir duck.

Oh, goody, sir duck.

Here's the first
cwue right up ahead.

What's black and blue
and wed all over?

You mean black and
white and red all over?

It's a newspaper.

There you go.

Ah!

Cowwection.

Someone who picks up the
newspaper before looking up.

Ah!

Hey,
a map pointing the way.

Nice work there, duck.

Yeah. Don't mention it.

Now to unlock my powers
from this cosmic guitar.

Intruder. Intruder.
Intruder.

Zodavia.

Ha ha ha!

Bon voyage, zodavia.

Oh!

Aaah!

So,
which one's the lucky

Tunnel, huh?

Any clues, tweetums?

Sir duck is
supposed to guess.

That's what makes it fun.

I'm through having fun,
robo-stuffins.

Which one?

It's number 3.

Or is it number 1?

Ooh,
this is it, sir duck--

The rendezvous point.

Isn't it wonderful?

So where's the doorbell?

You have to figure
out which wever to pull.

Come on, sir duck.
Do the honors and pull.

Oh,
no, you don't.

I ain't falling for
that one again.

After you, big guy. I insist.

Not me. You do it.

Ha ha ha!

Way to go, slam.

Good guessing.

Very funny.

I know how you feel.

Hey,
guys, get a load of this.

So exactly where is
the bird of the hour?

* I'm a sweet tweetums
hiding on planet blank *

* My kingdom in twouble,
I'm one on my bank *

* I'm small and so cute
and that is that *

* But at weast I'm safe
from that old puddy tat *

Oh, that's it.
Kiss your royal butt good-bye.

Aah!

Well,
I weft you pwenty

Of clues, sir duck.

You sure took your
sweet time getting here.

So are you just another
decoy or the real mccoy?

In the feathers.

I knew this would be the one
pwace where the bad, bad men

Would never find me or
the royal scepter.

In the wrong hands, the
royal scepter can be very,

Very dangerous.

The scepter is the key
to wormhole central.

Loonatics. Thanks
for leading the way.

Too bad you won't be staying.

Aah!

What,
and miss a fine little soiree

Like this?

Wouldn't think of it.

Not for long.

Deuce!

I hope you don't mind,
but I brought along

A few guests.

Thufferin' thuccotash!

Looks like this party is
getting a little lopsided.

Guardian strike sword,
it's showtime.

Techno-soldiers,
obliterate them!

Aah!

Hee ha!

That's more like it.

As your official protector,
I advise you to stay put where

It's safe and watch
danger duck in action.

Aah!

The royal scepter!

You're mine now.

Uh!

I got the scepter.
Come on, guys. Let's jet.

But I've got the bird.

Take another step,
and mustard beak gets it.

You are a very,
very bad man.

Hand over the royal scepter.

No. Don't do it.

I'm waiting for an answer.

Hey,
deuce, please don't hurt

Mustard beak.

The royal scepter or else.

Ok,
now let's trade.

Yes.

Ace!

Hey,
what's the big idea?

Call it an insurance policy,
in case your friends get

Any ideas.

I shall have one of
deuce's robots look after you.

Hurry. We must get to
wormhole central at once.

Bury them.

Aah!

Slam, are you okay?

Maybe I can blast us out.

Better hold for
the brain-blast, lex.

This place could come
down at any time.

Soon the universe will be
under my control, with you as

My top general.

Um,
actually, opti boy, I was

Thinking of a slightly
higher rank.

Take him!

What? You're
double!

Wow. I did not see
that one coming. Did you?

Silence.

I serve no master.

With the scepter, I'll plunge
the universe into a w*r

That'll last for all eternity.

You're nothing but a
traitor, and for that,

You will pay.

Aah!

This fermion photon cage
should keep you and your light

Powers in check.

Aah!

Later you'll be joining
your beloved sister.

My sister?

Ha ha ha!

Yeah.

Where is zodavia?

Exactly where I
sent her--to her doom.

Huh?

Huh?

Uh.

Hey!

Rev.

You guys are a breath
of fresh air.

We locked on to your
tracking signal and got here

As soon as we could.

If it weren't for a law
of physics that says nothing

Can travel faster than
the speed of light,

We'd have gotten here
even sooner.

You must stop the bad,
bad men, ace, and save my

Friend sir duck.

Hey,
chicken fricassee, it's over.

They got the royal scepter.

Twue,
but the royal scepter don't

Work without the royal jewel.

I gave it to sir duck
when I knighted him.

I couldn't chance it
falling into the wrong hands.

And where is
the missing gem?

Safely around
sir duck's neck.

But duck is in
the wrong hands.

That's why you must stop
them from weaching wormhole

Central before it's too late!

Lex, slam, sylth,
you're with me.

Tech, rev, keep an eye
on our royal majesty.

Uh. Zodavia, what
are you doing here?

What does it look like,
big brother?

Saving the universe.

Zodavia, drop!

Intruder.

Nice sh**ting.

Deuce betrayed me.

He plans to plunge the
universe into chaos.

Well,
what did you expect?

We're talking
about deuce here.

The way he spoke,
I thought you were--

So did he when he blasted
me into space, but I still had

The cosmic guitar and was
able to restore my powers.

With deuce thinking we're both
out of the way, we can catch

Him off guard and stop him.

This seems most
unusual--us fighting together.

No,
us fighting on the same side.

Ah. I like that.

I wish there was something
I could do to help my fwiends.

Hmm. Maybe there is.

So this is grand
central wormhole.

g*ng, better keep
your eyes peeled.

They seem to be one
nut job short.

Looks like we got
here just in time.

I'm afraid time is
something you've run out of.

Now step aside.

I'm afraid we can't do that.

Guardian strike sword, attack!

Techno-soldiers, destroy
these pests once and for all.

Aah!

Obliterate them!

Lex!

Whoa!

Hey, guys.
A little help here.

Uh-oh.

There's too many of them.

We've been in tight
situations before, lexi.

Come on!

Aah!

Zodavia, glad you could make
it, but I'm a little worried

About the company you keep.

Zodavia.

I told you your disloyalty
would be your undoing.

How sweet--siblings
fighting side by side.

Techno-soldiers, destroy them!

Aah!

Come on, come on. I'll
pulverize you. I'll--

Any last words?

I got a few, only I'd have
to wash my mouth out

With soap afterwards.

Mr. General, sir, do you
think you can let me go?

I'm not really with
these do-gooders.

And what do you offer
me in exchange?

I happen to know that the
thepter won't work without

The royal jewel, and duck's
wearing it around his neck.

So my neck was really on the
line when it was on the line.

Blabbermouth.

Well, look who's
here--his royal majesty.

I order you to dwop your
weapons and suwwender at once.

And who's going to make me?

Just wittle old me and
my army of eggbots.

My good fwiends have
retrofit my servant bots

With special armor.

Made of the strongest alloy
found this side of andromeda.

Or the other side of
andromeda, for that matter,

If andromeda had sides,
which it doesn't

Because it's
a spiral-shaped galaxy

Many light-years wide,
also known as m31 and ngc 224.

Cover me, lex.

Looks like the man of the hour
is trying to duck out of his

Own party.

Universal portal,
I command you to open.

Now!

Guardian strike
sword, attack!

You wouldn't want to leave
before we had a chance to

Say good-bye.

No. It's I who will be
saying good-bye to you,

Rabbit--permanently.

Ah!

I see you still have the
old moves working for you.

And a few new ones
that you haven't seen.

Once I assemble a new
army, I'll be back.

I don't think so.

Looks like you bought
yourself a one-way ticket.

Oh!

Oh!

Not bad for a day's work.

Taking out the trash
is my favorite chore.

Oh. It looks like I missed
one bag of crud.

No, duck.
Optimatus has changed.

It was the thirst for unlimited
power that corrupted him.

Now he must learn
to use his powers

To be a better leader.