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02x36 - Misty's Magical Mix-Up!/Bones's Lucky Doubloon!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

02x36 - Misty's Magical Mix-Up!/Bones's Lucky Doubloon!

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Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through

They're jolly buccaneers

Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates

Come along
We need some volunteers

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

With Jake and the Never Land Pirates

We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Misty's Magical Mix-Up!

Misty, you really are a wonderful witch
and a good friend too.

-[laughs]
-Yeah.

That sure was a great pirate potluck.

-What's next?
-Dessert.

My coconut treasure cake.

I love coconut!

It's rich, but light and airy.

[Skully] And fast.

-[Jake] Look out!
-[Skully] Crashing crackers!

[gasps] Not my Shadow Wand.

Happy toads! I'm back.

[cackles]

Oh, no. Misty has turned back
into the wicked Sea Witch.

The one and only. Ha!

Now, where is the Pirate Princess?

I must find her.

[stammering] Are you gonna try
and change her into gold again?

I certainly am.

And this time you pesky pirates
won't stop me.

I'll be ready with my Shadow Wand.

[cackles]

-[gasps]
-Shiver me shadows.

We've gotta tell the Pirate Princess

that Misty has turned back
into the Sea Witch.

Mateys, will you help us
stop the Sea Witch

and change her back
to Misty the Wonderful Witch?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go warn the Pirate Princess.

Yo-h*, mateys, away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go!

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

And me

Whoo! My, my.
The sea pups are going somewhere fast.

I'll bet me buttons
they're after treasure.

-And I'll bet me bandana.
-I'll bet me boot.

-Both boots.
-Enough! Just follow that ship.

-Ahoy, Pirate Princess.
-Ahoy, pirate friends.

-What brings you here?
-Sea Witch alert! She's back!

The Sea Witch?

Surprise, Pirate Princess! [cackles]

Shadowy shores! What happened to you?

I changed you
into Misty the Wonderful Witch

with my Rainbow Wand.

I'm done with wonderful.

I'm back to being me.

And now I'm going to turn you
into a statue of gold.

Not if I change you back into Misty first.

Rainbows away!

Oh, no! My Rainbow Wand's
not strong enough

against your Shadow Wand.

Yay-hey, no way!

We've gotta help the Pirate Princess.

I've got an idea.
Bucky, the bubble cannon!

[rings]

Slimy sea slugs.

Ugh! Let me out! [screams]

Yay-hey! We stopped the Sea Witch

and we got four gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

It's a good thing you came.

That's for sure.

Now we've gotta find a way
to change the Sea Witch

back into our friend Misty.

Before she returns
and tries to turn you into gold.

Well, my Rainbow Wand won't do the trick,

but maybe I can find just the right spell
in my magic book.

Pirate Princess,
why doesn't the Sea Witch like you?

I'm not sure.

You see, far away beyond the Never Sea,

we grew up together in the Coral Kingdom.

You two were mateys?

Oh, no. I don't think she ever liked me.

When we were little,
she was always playing tricks on me.

She turned my hair green.

She flipped me upside-down,

and then she wanted me to kiss a frog.

[sighs] I wish I knew why
she's been so mean to me.

Soon I'll turn that prissy princess
back into gold,

but first, I've got to get rid
of those mangy mates of hers.

Ah! I think help has just arrived.

Aha! The puny pirates must be visiting
the Pirate Princess.

With those pests keeping
the princess busy,

I can finally get me hook on her diamonds.

Come along, Smee, tiptoe lively.

Tiptoeing.

[cackles]

[gasps, stammers] The Sea Witch is back.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. Run, Captain, run!

Please, don't run away.

I'm here to make you a deal
you can't refuse.

One that involves treasure.

Treasure? Oh, do go on.

You keep those puny pirates away
from the princess

and I can turn her into gold,

and you may have her diamonds.

It's a deal.

-Diamonds!
-[Princess] Aha!

There's my magic book of spells. Up there.

Now we can change the Sea Witch
back to Misty.

-I got it, Princess.
-[Hook] Not for long.

-[grunts]
-Huh?

Blast!

[screams, grunts] Boiling barnacles.

Get me down from here, Smee!

Oh, dear, this isn't good.

Pirate Princess, behind you!

[cackles]

Quick, Skully. Get my magic book.

Aye, aye.

Say, "Bye-bye, birdie."

Now it's your turn, Princess.

[Princess] My wand!

Not a chance, Sea Witch.
Try a taste of your own magic.

[cackling]

Save me, Smee!

-Oh!
-[Sea Witch cackles]

[chuckles] The diamonds are all mine.

Come along, Mr. Smee.

I've had enough of you meddling sea rats.

I'm going to turn you all into gold!

Izzy, this is an emergency.

Pixie dust away!

[shrieks]

My Shadow Wand!

Yay-hey! We took care of the Sea Witch

and we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

Is everybody okay?

Looks like we're all safe, Jake.

You pirates have ruined everything.

[sniffles]

You broke my Shadow Wand.

I wanted to turn the Pirate Princess
into gold forever

because she wouldn't be my friend
when we were little.

But then why did you play tricks on her?

I only wanted to get her attention
and make her laugh.

I thought if she liked my tricks,
she'd like me too.

Is that true?

If only I had known
that you felt that way.

It's not too late to be friends
if you want to.

If I want to?

That's what I've always wanted.

-Oh, my!
-[all gasp]

I feel wonderful again!

Because you are wonderful.

You're Misty the Wonderful Witch.

Awesome!

It looks like the power of your friendship
changed the Sea Witch

back into Misty the Wonderful Witch.

Oh, it's wonderful

That you're a friend to me

Yes, it's wonderful

We're mateys meant to be

Was ever there a better pair

Just try to find one anywhere

It's wonderful
To have a friend like you

I hate to break up the party,
but has anyone seen old Feather Hat?

Hurry, Smee, and don't lose any diamonds.

Not so fast, Captain Hook.

By the power of sparrows
and golden crowns,

lift these crooks in the air
and shake them upside-down.

-What in plunder?
-[shouting]

Rainbows away!

[screaming]

Thank you all, pirate friends.

Your friendship saved the day.

And me! [giggles]

Mateys, thanks for helping
stop the Sea Witch

and changing her back
to Misty the Wonderful Witch.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

Way, hey, well done, crew

Everyone knew just what to do

Way, hey, with help from you

It's time to count our gold doubloons

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons.

And a present from Misty.

We finally got our cake,

and we can eat it too!

[all laughing]

[Hook] Diamonds
be a pirate captain's best friend

and now they're all gone.

Cheer up, Captain. You've got us.

And you're as pretty as a rainbow.

Rainbows... bah!

[Jake] Bones' Lucky Doubloon!

Hippolyta! Hippolyta!

[laughing] I just love that name.

And it's no laughing matter.

She was the queen
of the ancient Never Landers.

Legend says she hid a fabulous treasure

somewhere near here.

But we've been searching for weeks

and haven't had no luck at all.

Oh, what I wouldn't give
for just a bit of luck.

Luck? Is that all you need?

Well, I can do something about that.

See, I have a lucky gold doubloon.

Blooney's his name.

Me grandpappy gave it to me.

He said, "Bones,

if you're ever in the need
of a bit of luck,

just give old Blooney a flip."

[scoffs] Nonsense!

A mere coin can't change your luck.

Old Blooney can. Watch.

Blooney, I want you to make
something lucky happen.

Ahoy, handsome pirate.

[giggles]

Galloping galleons! That is a lucky coin.

Give me that thing.

I'll see if it's truly lucky or not.

[grumbling]

Ouch! [grunts]

Blasted coin!

I told you it wasn't lucky.

Me grandpappy wouldn't fib.

I know we could find that
old queen's treasure with Blooney's help.

If you're so certain,

then take your coin
and look for it yourself.

I will.

[Skully] Look alive!
It's Hook and his crew.

Ahoy, Captain Hook.

Oh, no. Can me luck get any worse?

Well, ahoy, sea pups.

What brings you to Never Land today?

We're looking for treasure,
but we haven't found a thing.

Well, I'm looking for treasure too.

The treasure of Queen Hippolyta. [laughs]

I be using me lucky coin Blooney
to find it.

Wanna look together?

Sure, Bones.

Mateys, wanna go on a treasure hunt
with Bones' lucky coin?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go see
what good luck Blooney can bring us.

Follow me.

So long, Captain.

I'll be back after we find the treasure.
[chuckles]

Yo-h*, mateys, away

There'll be treasure
And adventure today

Let's go!

Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team

Jake and the Never Land Pirates

And me

The fools.

Oh, what folly.

Oh, I don't know about that, Captain.

You know the sea pups.

If there's a treasure,
they're sure to find it.

Oh! It would be like those puny pests

to stumble upon the treasure.

Oh, but if they do,

I'll snatch it for me own.

This looks like a good place
to start lucky treasure hunting.

Let's give old Blooney a flip
and see what happens.

Come on, Blooney.

Bring us luck.

Help us find the treasure
of Queen Hippolytuck!

[laughs]

[whistling]

Oh, a soprano bird.

[whistling continues]

Wow! That was beautiful.

[whistling]

And look what Miss Soprano Bird's
built her nest on.

What luck!

Blooney wants us to follow the trail.
Let's go!

Ah, so's the coin led them to the bird,

and the bird told them to take the trail.

As if a silly bird would know anything.

[scoffs] Ha!

[all gasp]

This is all that blasted coin's fault.

Uh-oh! Dead end dead ahead.

Well, mateys, it looks like
we're going to have to climb over it.

But it doesn't look very safe.

We'd better think of something else.

I know.

Let's flip Blooney. Ah!

Woo-hoo!

Oops. Where'd it go?

You don't know
you're own coin-flippin' strength.

I'll get it.

Huh? Whoa!

Take cover, mateys.

[Bones groans]

Thanks for the good luck, Blooney.

[panting]

Must that blasted coin lead those pests--

[groans]

Ouch!

Blasted... coin!

[Cubby] Hey, this looks like
the end of the trail.

-Now what?
-I know. It's Blooney time.

[hums fanfare]

Right-o!

What a pretty butterfly.

It's gold, just like Blooney.

[gasps] I think that means
we should follow it.

-Yeah.
-[laughing]

[groans] Following coins
and chasing butterflies.

Of all the bilgewater.

Ugh! Blasted coin!

[Skully] Crackers! We lost the bug.

Oh, that's okay.

We'll just flip Blooney again
and see what happens.

Mates, Blooney's floating away.

I think he wants us to follow him,

but how do we do that?

We can float on these leaves.

They're big enough to carry us.

Awesome! We found a way
to float down the river,

and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them
and go catch up with Blooney

and find the treasure of Queen Hippolyta.

There go the puny pirates.

After them!

Blooney, we're right behind you.

Quickly. More leaves.

[bubbling]

[gurgling] Blasted coin!

[cheering, laughing]

That was an awesome ride!

Lovely place,
but no treasure of Queen Hippolyta.

I think it's time
to flip Blooney again. Ha!

Oops.

[grunting]

Blooney, I thought I lost you.

Check it out, behind the waterfall!

Crackers! It's a tunnel.

Oh, what luck.

Blooney wanted us to find it.

Everybody in!

[panting]

Those puny pests
slipped behind that waterfall.

There must be an opening.

Huh?

Blasted coin!

Shiver me timbers!

This must be the treasure
of Queen Hippolyta.

It's Queen Hippolyta's... [giggles] hippo.

Whoo! They don't build them
like that anymore.

Hey, there's a slot.

Just like on a piggy bank.

Well, Blooney, it's been fun.

Here goes nothing.

-Whoa!
-Awesome!

-Cool!
-[Bones laughs]

[dings, rings]

For me?

Oh, it sounds valuable

and treasure-y too.

Of course it is.

[all] Captain Hook!

It's the real treasure of Queen Hippolyta

and it belongs to me.

Yay-hey, no way!

Captain Hook, that's not the way out.

[laughs]

Finally, the treasure of Queen Hippolyta
is mine, all mine!

Huh? [screams]

Whoa! This is an emergency.

Pixie dust away!

Coconuts! I can't look.

Way-hey, way to go!

We rescued Captain Hook

and got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go.

[shudders]
I thought I'd keep falling forever.

Don't you worry, Captain.

We'll get you back on board
the Jolly Roger, safe and sound.

Bones, you don't want to forget
your lucky treasure.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
find the treasure of Queen Hippolyta.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

Way, hey, well done, crew

Everyone knew just what to do

Way, hey, with help from you

It's time to count our gold doubloons

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six, seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons.

Say, mateys, do you think
any of our doubloons are lucky?

I think they're all lucky.

After all, we got to find them together.

[Hook sighs]

Chin up, sir.

There'll be other treasures someday.

Captain, you never did get to see
the treasure of Queen Hippolyta.

Lookee!

No! No!

Lucky coins.

Just like Blooney. Hundreds of them.

Let's flip them and see what happens.

Keep them away!

They're nothing but bad luck.

-[shouting]
-[water splashes]

But lucky for the captain,
the water broke his fall.

[chuckles]

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h*!

We found gold doubloons

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go

We got so much more to do

I love the way they jingle
In me pockets like this

I stack them up and count them out
And do it all again

The pirate problems
I solve with me crew

There's just one thing to do

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h*

We found gold doubloons

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go

We got so much more to do

Look, look! Over there! One, two, three,

four, five gold doubloons!

Ooh, they're floating! Grab them, matey!

Oh

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, yo-h*

We found gold doubloons

Grab 'em and go, yo-h*, let's go

We got so much more to do

[Bones] Grab them and go!