02x27 - Pirate Genie-in-a-Bottle!

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Pirate Genie-in-a-Bottle.

[Smee] Oh, careful, boys!

The captain has had that
old treasure chest

-ever since he was a wee pirate lad.
-[clatters]

And it holds some
of me most valuable treasures.

Like golden gold?

And jewels, shiny and sparkly-like?

Oh, much more valuable than that.

'Tis me trumpet!

One of the very first treasures
I ever found.

[blows discordant note]

[wind howling]

Storm's a-brewin'!

[thunder crashes]

Aah!

Me treasure!

-Waves away!
-Gangway!

Yay-hey! [laughs]

Woo-hoo! [laughs]

Look alive, me hearties!

A ship's coming in.

A ship in a bottle!

Cool! Let's check it out!

[gasps] Those puny pirates
have found something.

Methinks it's me treasured trumpet!

Captain, do you really think it's--

Captain Hook does not need to think!

I am certain they have found me trumpet!

You know what to do, boys.

[Sharky, Bones]
Set sail for Pirate Island!

I wonder how long
this ship-in-a-bottle's been floating.

Woo-hoo! It sure is great to be free!

There's never enough room
in that bottle! Ha-ha!

Shiver me timbers! Who are you?

I'm Pip, the Pirate Genie.

You're a genuine genie?

One hundred percent, through and through!

From me head to me toes!

Wow! Are you the kind of genie
that makes wishes come true?

Aye, but not just any old wishes.

I'm a Pirate Genie.

And that means I make wishes
for treasure come true!

♪ I'm a genuine genie of the pirate sort ♪

♪ And I grant treasure-wishes ♪

♪ For galleons, jewels or gold doubloons ♪

♪ Or a tail like a mermaid fish's ♪

♪ I never met a matey on the Never Sea ♪

♪ Or anywhere else at that ♪

♪ Who didn't have a hundred
Treasure-wishes ♪

♪ Under their pirate hat ♪

♪ What be your wish? ♪

♪ Your treasure wish ♪

♪ What be your wish? ♪

♪ Your treasure wish ♪

♪ You can wish for treasure
Great or grand ♪

♪ 'Cause your wish be my command ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Awesome!

Yippee!

I want a hang glider
that can turn into a sail wagon.

I want a skateboard ramp
taller than Never-Ever Peak Mountain!

I want a music box that plays every song!

And I want a box of crackers
that's never empty!

Whoa, whoa! Hold on to your bandanas!

Okay, but let's not hold on too long.

I'll probably think of a kajillion
more things to wish for.

Oh, no. You see, there be
Pirate Genie rules to treasure-wishing.

The crew that sets me free
and keeps ahold of me bottle

gets one treasure-wish per matey.

And since there be
one, two, three, four of ye,

four wishes is what ya get.

[Cubby] Yay-hey! This is gonna be awesome!

Oh, awesome, indeed!

Why, my wish has already come true!

What wish might that be, Captain?

That there is a genie
who can grant wishes for treasure,

and you know how I loves me treasure.

[both] Oh, that we do!

-[thunder crashes]
-[all shouting]

Stormin' crackers!

Thar she blows!

Whoa! You said it, Feathers!

If we don't find cover soon,
we'll all be blown away!

To the hideout, crew!

[all shouting]

Where'd everybody go?

Hey! Nice place you got here, mates.

Looks like it has everything
a pirate could ever want.

Yep, our hideout's pretty fun all right,

but can we start
making our treasure-wishes?

[chuckles] Well, might as well try.

So, treasure-wish away!

I treasure-wish for a music box
that'll play whatever song I wanna hear!

Uh, okay. Here goes.

To the little lady from Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command!

[croaks]

Whoa! I wasn't expecting that!

Let me try again.

-Oh!
-Hey!

Shiver me toads!

What was that all about?

Pip, is there something wrong?

Well, truth is, there is something wrong.

You see, my treasure-wishing power
is running out.

There's gotta be a way for you
to get your wishing power back.

There is! The Treasure-Wishing Well.

It holds the magic that can help me
restore my treasure-wishing power!

I've been looking everywhere for it
and Never Land is my last hope.

Pip, do you have any clue
where on Never Land the well might be?

I've got a bunch of clues.
It's all in the Pirate Genie Code.

"First you must go somewhere,

then find leaves that point the way
to a vast giant canyon

where the winds blow night and day.

Then you'll end up nowhere,

and ancient rocks will tell
the straight and twisty path

to the Treasure-Wishing Well."

Cubby, maybe you can help Pip
find the Treasure-Wishing Well.

Sure thing, Jake.

Hey, check this out.

The Pirate Genie Code
says that we gotta go somewhere, right?

Well, here's a place
we've never been to before:

the Valley of Somewhere.

Wish-tastic!

Mateys, let's help Pip the Pirate Genie
get his treasure-wishing power back!

Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword,

and the Pirate Genie's ship-in-a-bottle.

I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

And I'm ready
to get my treasure-wishing power back!

Then yo-h*, let's go find
the Treasure-Wishing Well!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Oh! There goes that plucky Bucky,
with the sea pups.

Oh, and the genie! [laughs]

Follow that genie!

Ah! Once I get me treasure-wishing
power back,

I'll be good as new!

Great! 'Cause I got a big treasure-wish
to make!

What would you wish for, Pip?

No one's ever asked me that before.

Hmm... [gasps] I know!

I would treasure-wish
for a pirate ship big enough

so that I could sail
the Never Sea and go on adventures,

like you mates!

But a Pirate Genie isn't powerful enough
to grant a wish for themselves.

Rotten berries, that's not fair!

Heads up, mateys! We've reached somewhere:

The Valley of Somewhere.

But it looks like a whole lot of nothing.

Hold on, Cubby. Remember,

"First you must go somewhere,
then find leaves that point the way."

Well, we're somewhere,

but there aren't any leaves
to point the way.

Ahoy, me hearties! Look!

There are drawings of leaves on the ground
that point the way out of the valley.

Way to go!

We found the leaves that point the way
to the Treasure-Wishing Well,

and we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

The code said,
"First you must go somewhere,

then find leaves that point the way

to a vast, giant canyon
where the winds blow night and day."

Looks like this is the place, Pip,
a vast, giant, windy canyon!

Whoa! It oughta be called
the "Impossible-to-Get-Across Canyon"!

-[wind whistling]
-What's the problem? We got pixie dust.

You guys can just fly across.

No way! The winds are too strong,
even for pixie dust!

Then how are we gonna get across?

Let me help.

I've still got a trick or two
up me sleeve. [whistles]

Hop on!
All aboard my magic flying pirate flag!

-Cool!
-All right!

-Coconuts!
-Woo-hoo!

[Hook] Hurry, men! Catch that flag!

[grunts]

-[all] Captain Hook?
-[men shouting]

What are you doing here?

To put it simply,

I want that Pirate Genie
to make me treasure-wishes come true!

-[fabric rips]
-[all shouting]

[Smee] The flag, it's unraveling!

Hold on, Captain Hook!

Captain Hook, can we--

Save your breath, puny pirate!

I'll have no help from the likes of you!

Way-hey! We got across the giant,
windy canyon,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

So where do we go next?

Now we're supposed to end up nowhere,

and ancient rocks will tell
the straight and twisty path

to the Treasure-Wishing Well.

Nowhere, huh?

If there was a Valley of Somewhere,

maybe there's a Valley of Nowhere!

Huh?

Aha! The Pirate Genie's
ship-in-a-bottle is mine!

And you know what that means,
bitty buccaneers?

That you're a cranky crook?

No.

It means I, Captain Hook,

am now the master of the Pirate Genie!

Yay-hey, no way!

Step lively, Pirate Genie of mine.

I'm looking forward to you
making all me treasure-wishes come true!

[sighs] Coming, master.

You can't get away with this, Hook!

Oh, I can and I will!

♪ Which wish will I wish
For me treasure-wish? ♪

♪ Which wish will I wish to come true? ♪

♪ Emeralds and rubies to put on me hook ♪

♪ Or a coat made of gold doubloons ♪

♪ Will I wish to be king
Of the Never Sea ♪

♪ With a throne at the helm of me ship? ♪

♪ And will I sit down
And adjust me crown ♪

♪ Then I'll wish for another wish? ♪

♪ Which wish will I wish
For me treasure-wish? ♪

♪ He's got more wishes
Than a kettle of fishes ♪

♪ Which wish will I wish to come true? ♪

♪ So many he's choosing
It's kind of confusing ♪

♪ It's hard to choose
Which wish I will use ♪

♪ So me wish be to wish every wish ♪

♪ Me wish be to wish every wish ♪

Well, now, Pirate Genie,
let us get down to business.

I have a few things on me wish list
to go over with you.

Sorry, Captain Hook, but...

But what?

I can't make your treasure-wishes
come true.

Can't... or won't?

Can't. I'm afraid
me treasure-wishing magic is gone.

-Poof!
-No wishes?

What kind of a genie are you?

Not a very good one, obviously.

This is why I need to find
the Treasure-Wishing Well.

It's the only way to restore me power.

Treasure-Wishing Well, eh?

I like the sound of that.

Lead the way, genie!

I want me wishes!

Oh, Pirate Genie, are we getting
any closer to this Wishing Well?

All I have is this last clue
from the Pirate Genie Code:

"We need to end up nowhere,

and ancient rocks will tell
the straight and twisty path

to the Treasure-Wishing Well."

I know where we are. We're nowhere!

Why, that's the most ridiculous thing
I ever... Wait!

That's it! We're nowhere!

We're in... the Valley of Nowhere!
[echoes]

[Sharky] All I sees
is a bunch of old rocks!

That's them, Sharky!

Them those are the ancient rocks!

And look, they mark a path
just like the Pirate Genie said!

Wonder-wish!
We found the Treasure-Wishing Well!

[Well] Welcome, Pirate Genie,
this is what to do:

Come closer, so my wishing magic
can wish-wash over you!

[laughs] That tickles!

[Well] Return to your ship-in-the-bottle,

and the next time that you're free,

your magic will return,

and a powerful Pirate Genie
you again shall be!

Aye, aye!

Pip! We're here!

[Skully] But I think we're too late!

Oh, pity!

It seems I, not you,

am helping the Pirate Genie
get his treasure-wishing power back.

Yo-h*-h* and a rub-a-dub too,

come out and make me
treasure-wishes come true.

Yowza-wowza!

My treasure-wishing power is back!

Come on, Pip! Let's fly away from here!

Sorry, Jake, but I can't.

As long as Captain Hook has his hooks
on me ship-in-the-bottle,

I'm stuck with him!

I've gotta grant him his wishes.

Let us not dawdle one more minute!

Men, back to the Jolly Roger!

But, Captain, walking all the way
to the Never Sea will take us forever!

Oh! I wish we were on the Jolly Roger
this instant!

To the sneakiest snook
in all of Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command.

What? No! Wait!

That wasn't my wish!

I'm sorry, Captain.

But the rules are one treasure-wish
per matey.

It's someone else's turn now.

Oh, goody!

I treasure-wish for a--

[Hook] Bones!

You are going to wish for me!

Treasure-wish away!

Pirate Genie-guy,

I treasure-wish that the Jolly Roger
be filled with treasure!

Lots and lots of it!

Get ready!

To the fellow most mellow
in all of Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command!

Scuffle me boots! Treasure!

And more treasure!

And it's all mine!

[water bubbling]

Oh, my! Oh, my! We're sinking!

Abandon ship!

This is all your fault,
you wishy-washy wish-mongerer!

All I did was follow your wish, master.

You wanted treasure.

But I lost it all! Oof!

Cheer up, Captain.

Me and Sharky still have our wishes.
Maybe we can help.

Of course you can!

Smee, go for it!

Treasure-wish away!

[clears throat]

"I treasure-wish for a chest of gold
in a place well-protected

from any thieving pirates,
puny or otherwise."

To the finest first mate in Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command!

What have you done?

I gave you exactly what you wanted:

a chest of gold in a place well-protected.

And what better place
than Crocodile Creek!

[all screaming]

[slurps, growls]

Sharky, treasure-wish away!

Ooh, this is a biggun!

I treasure-wish for...

a mountain of gold!

-To one of the most--
-And this time,

no Pirate Genie tricks!

Why, of course not, master.

To one of the most musical mates
in Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command!

Finally!

A mountain of gold, all for me!

Now let us get digging!

That mountain of gold
has to be a Captain Hook wish.

-[crashing]
-What in plunder?

[all] Avalanche!

Blasted Pirate Genie!

This is all his fault!

But it was your treasure-wish, sir!

And you did get what you wanted!

[Smee shouting]

[Sharky, Bones] This is an emergency!

Captain Hook,
here's a little pixie dust for you!

Pixie dust away!

-Oh, dear!
-[Hook shouts]

All right!
We saved Captain Hook and his crew,

and we got six more gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

For the record,
I did not ask for your help!

But speaking on behalf
of the captain and crew,

thank you ever so much!

Blast! This is not what I wished for!

No! I cannot abandon me ship!

Oh, no! My ship!

Me gold! No!

Where is that Pirate Genie pest?

I am not through with him!

I'm afraid it's too late, sir.

We've already used up all of our...

I mean, your treasure-wishes.

[sighs] Then our work here is done.

To the Jolly Roger, men.

[Pip] Alas, me ship, it's a shipwreck!

It may not have been much,
but it was the only ship I ever had.

Well, we still have your bottle.

That's great news, Jake!
Now that it's back in your hands,

at least I can make
your treasure-wishes come true.

Then yo-h*,
let's get back to Pirate Island

and start treasure-wishin'!

Ready with your wishes, mateys?

Well, I was going to wish
for a hang glider.

I was thinking about a music box.

I was going for a box of crackers.

Hey, I've got an idea!

[whispering]

So, what be your treasure-wish?

Well, a Pirate Genie friend of ours

once told us what he'd wish for
if he could make a wish.

But since genies can't make
their own wishes come true...

What if we put all
of our treasure-wishes together

and made a wish for you?

Why, no crew has ever given up
all their wishes before.

But, hey, it's worth a try.

Treasure-wish away!

We wish for a big pirate ship
for Pip the Pirate Genie

so that he can sail the Never Sea.

You got it, buckos!

To the best pirate crew in Never Land,

your treasure-wish is my command!

Wish-tastic!

Thanks to all of you,
my treasure-wish has come true!

♪ I never met mateys on the Never Sea ♪

♪ Or anywhere else, you know ♪

♪ When I said, "Way, hey
Treasure-wish away" ♪

♪ They wished me up a ship of me own ♪

♪ What be your wish? ♪

♪ Your treasure-wish ♪

♪ What be your wish? ♪

♪ Your treasure-wish ♪

♪ Clap your hands and say, "Way, hey! ♪

♪ Pirate Genie wish away" ♪

See ya sometime soon, mates!

-So long, Pip!
-Goodbye!

-Anchors aweigh!
-Happy wishes!

Thanks for helping Pip the Pirate Genie
today, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got 12 gold doubloons!

And we got to make
a Pirate Genie's wish come true!

Once again, I am treasure-less.

And don't forget treasure-wish-less.

[Pip laughs] Fair wishes to ya!

Blast! I wish I was far, far away

from that pathetic Pirate Genie!

-[groans]
-[thuds]

[gasps]

[Hook screaming]

-Well, what do you know?
-[Hook crashes]

The captain's wish came true!

And so did ours! [laughs]

♪ When I'm on the deck and swinging
In my hammock side to side ♪

♪ Those rocking waves
Just rock my cares away ♪

♪ Let blow the wind and weather
It makes a better ride ♪

♪ And when I'm swinging
I could swing all day ♪

♪ It's a jolly afternoon
Nothing else I wanna do ♪

♪ Hit the hammock, swing along
And sing my hammock swinging song ♪

♪ Now hoist that rig and set the sails ♪

♪ Stretch them hammocks to the rails ♪

♪ What a perfect pirate day
Now this ship is underway ♪

♪ Tropic breeze and sunny shine
Swaying in this net of mine ♪

-♪ Now I'm swinging in my hammock ♪
-♪ Swinging in my hammock ♪

-♪ I'm swinging in my hammock ♪
-♪ Swinging in my hammock ♪

♪ I'm swinging in my hammock ♪

♪ On a sunny afternoon ♪