02x23 - Tiki Tree Luau!/Captain Who?

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] Tiki Tree Luau!

[Skully] Woo-hoo! Pirate mail call!

-Cool!
-Awesome!

-What'd we get?
-A fancy envelope.

And it's addressed to Jake's crew.

It's an invitation from our mateys,
the Tiki Trees.

"Come to the Tiki Tree Luau.

Celebrate the first day of spring
and meet the new baby Tiki Trees!"

I can't wait to see the Tiny Tikis.

Check it out!

There's a map with an X
showing us where the party is.

A map? A party? Baby Tikis?

This isn't a luau, this is a lu-wow!

Mateys, you're invited too!

Let's all go celebrate
the first day of spring

and meet the baby Tiki Trees
at the Tiki Tree Luau!

Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect them and put them
in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword!

I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Ooh! We've got pirate-y mail!

I shall be the one to open that!

It's some sort of invitation

to some sort of luau from the Tiki Trees.

[together] Can we go?

No! I dislike those annoying wooden heads

and they dislike me.

[all sigh] Aye, aye, Captain.

[gasps] What's this?

Look! A treasure map!

Are you sure that's a treasure map

and not just a map to the party?

Of course I'm sure.

Look, it's a map of Never Land

with an X marking the spot
where the treasure be.

And I shall be the one to dig it up.

Happy first day of spring, Mr. Tiki Tree.

Hello, pirate friends!

Thanks for inviting us to the luau.

We can't wait for the fun to start.

And to see your adorable babies.

Good! The Tiny Tikis are up ahead.

By the way, might I ask a favor?

While we finish setting up for the luau,

could you watch the wee ones?

Sure, we'd be glad to help.

[Tiny Tikis chattering]

Ahoy there, Tiny Tikis!

[chattering, laughing]

[Izzy] Yay-hey, no way!

They are too cute.

Blast! The puny pirates have beaten me
to the buried treasure again.

It don't look to me, sir, like they be
huntin' much in the way of treasure.

[Bones] Unless there's gold
in them there diapers.

I'm certain the popinjays are waiting

until the coast is clear before digging.

We must beat them to it!

They certainly are having fun.

Too bad we aren't little baby Tiki Trees.

Then we could have fun too.

Why, that's ridicul--

Bones, once again
you've shown how good you are

at reflecting my genius.

Little baby Tiki Trees we shall be.

Here's a great story.

"The Tiki Who Cried 'Woodsman!'"

"Once upon a time,
a young Tiki Tree cried,

'Help! Woodsman! Here to chop down trees!'

The other Tikis got scared,

but there really was no woodsman."

Look, Skully, four more babies.

Wait a minute, those aren't Tikis.

That's Hook and his crew!

Goo-goo, ga-ga.

Goo-goo, ga-ga.

Goo-goo, ga-ga.

Let's have some fun with them.

If they wanna be babies,
let them be babies.

-Keep readin', Izz.
-Okay.

"The older Tikis told the youngster,

'You must never say something
that isn't true,'

but the young Tiki Tree didn't listen.

The next day the young Tiki
really did see a woodsman approaching!"

-No!
-[all gasp]

I mean, goo-goo? Ba-ba?

Um, I think that means
he wants his baby bottle!

Let's give them all bottles!

The popinjays fell for me trick!

They actually believe we're--

There you go, little one!

A bottle of nice, warm tree sap.

Yum, yum, yum!

[Tikis burping]

Uh-oh. These little guys haven't burped.

Help me out, mateys!

[all burping]

[burps] Excuse me--

I mean, uh, goo-goo?

Come on, baby, give us a burp.

[clears throat] Burp.

Attaboy! We did it.

We fed and burped the baby Tikis

and we got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go figure out
what the babies want next!

How about pinecone pacifiers?

There's enough for everybody!

Here you go, baby.

[groans]

Awesome! They're all enjoying
pinecone pacifiers.

[gasps] How did you babies
get these tools?

These aren't toys.

Yeah. [chuckles]

What's to dig?

It's not like the invitation map
we used to get here

was a treasure map.

[all] Blegh!

You heard that bird! There is no treasure!

Quickly, time to make our escape.

-Oof!
-[laughs]

I guess they didn't enjoy
their pinecone pacifiers.

[giggling]

[babbling]

Wait, babies! Stop right there!

Those babies are going, going, gone!

We gotta get them back. Let's roll.

[Hook] Step lively, men.

Aw, how cute.

The adorable little saplings followed us!

[all babbling]

I will admit they are kind of cute, but...

[gasps] That's not cute, it's dangerous!

Shoo! Go back, babies!

[chattering]

No, no! I'm not playing, I'm commanding.

Go back, I tell you!

Captain Hook! Stop moving!

The babies think you're playing a game

and are playing along with you.

What in Never Land?

[all shouting]

Oh... oh, dear, we're in a real pickle.

This is an emergency. Pixie dust away!

-[screaming]
-[Baby Tikis giggling]

-[all screaming]
-Gotcha!

-Thank you, Izzy.
-Thank you, Izzy.

We didn't know
the forest moppets followed us.

That's the truth.

I know, Captain Hook,

but you and your crew
shouldn't have been acting like babies.

[giggles]

We saved the baby Tiki Trees

and got five more gold doubloons!

But they keep playin' with them!

Shiny! [giggles]

♪ Hu-hoy! Ah-ee-oo! ♪

♪ Ah-ee-oo! Ah-ee-oo! Ah-ee-oo! ♪

♪ Tiki, Tiki, limbo dancing ♪

♪ And a friend of Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Everythin' is okay, Tiki ♪

♪ It's the first day of spring ♪

♪ Due east, the sun is risin' ♪

♪ In the west, the sun it go ♪

♪ Spring time for every Tiki ♪

♪ Is a time to grow ♪

♪ Little Tiki, dance and play ♪

♪ Dance and play ♪

♪ You plant your roots another day ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ahh-ahh ooh ♪

♪ Sapling Tiki, reach for the sunshine ♪

♪ Root of the family tree ♪

♪ Everybody raise your branches ♪

♪ Everybody raise your branches ♪

♪ To the first day of spring ♪

♪ Ha-hoo ♪

Hey, man, Jake tells me
you were worried about our little ones.

The moppets were in danger, as was I!

Still, it's nice to know you care.

Didn't think you had it in you, Hook.

I'm glad you came to our party.

You're glad I... [stammers]

[chuckles]
I mean, thank you for inviting me.

Ew. And thank you.

[gurgling]

Oh, very well.

[giggling]

Thanks for helping us
take care of the baby Tikis, mateys!

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] Five, six, seven, eight, nine!

Yo-h*! For solving pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons.

The Pirate Island Luau goes on!

-Way-hey.
-[all laughing]

-[all chattering, cheering]
-Way to go!

♪ Tiki, Tiki, limbo dancing ♪

Ready, Captain! You can do it, sir!

I will master this limbo dance yet!

-[Hook screaming]
-[water splashes]

[laughing] You did it, sir.

You did it, uh... sir?

Barnacles. Limbo schmimbo.

[Jake] Captain Who?

[Hook] Step livelier, men!

We're treasure hunters, not sightseers!

Ain't it a wee bit hot
for treasure huntin'?

Ooh! That creek looks perfect
for dippin' achin' feets and toes too.

Uh, maybe it's time
for a little break, Captain?

Nonsense. Keep walking.

[groans]

I sure wish the captain
would stop bossing us around.

Listen up, ye simperin' swabs.

[all grunting]

Who's the captain here?

[together] You are.

Aye! And don't you be forgettin' it.

Every crew needs a captain
to keep it on course,

and this crew's captain is--

Whoa! [grunting]

-[crashes]
-Captain?

Oh, no, it's too late.

Careful, boys, those flowers
are forget-me flowers.

Oi! One whiff of them forgetty flowers

and it makes ya forget things.

[stammers] Are you okay, Captain?

-Captain who?
-Captain Hook.

Who's Hook?

[stammers] You're Hook!

Me hook? What about me hook?

Not your hook, Captain,
you're Captain Hook!

Ugh, you two are makin' me head hurt.

Ugh, mine too.

Oh, dear, dear me.
This is a briny pickle indeed.

Say, gentlemen, you're dressed like...

[gasps] pirates!

We're all pirates.

[chuckles] How fun!

Oh, dear.

It's nice having a smiling,
happy Captain Hook,

even if he doesn't know he's Captain Hook.

I suppose he'll eventually remember
who he is, right?

I hope so,

seein' as we haven't the foggiest notion
how to fix him.

Well, until we fix him,

we'll just have to make him
part of the crew.

[chuckles] Welcome to the crew, Captain,

uh, I mean, Mr. Hook.

-Glad to have you on board. [chuckles]
-Aye!

Why, thank you, kind sirs.

So what are we pirates up to today?

[stammers] Anything you want.

Uh, let's dip our feets in the creek.

No way. 'Tis snackin' time, says I.

Um... maybe the best thing for us to do
is continue looking for treasure.

[gasps] Splendid idea. Which way do we go?

I say we go this way.

I was thinkin' we'd go this way.

[stammers] Actually, this way
would be the way to go. I...

Good idea, boys. Lead the way.

Oh, dear, every crew does need a captain
to keep them on course.

I sure wish we had a captain.

[all] Me too.

♪ Over sand, over dune
With me pirate crew ♪

♪ With their eyes opened wide
For gold doubloons ♪

♪ Singin' yo-h*
Treasure huntin' as we go ♪

♪ Pirate hiking yo-h*-h* ♪

Oh, thank goodness you're here, sea pups.

Do we ever need your help.

What's the trouble, Mr. Smee?

The captain smelled the forget-me flowers

and forgot that he's captain!

And that's a problem?

Oh, goody!

Are these adorable scamps here
to join our merry crew?

You gotta help us get
our ol' cranky captain back!

We're lost without him!

[giggling]

Jake, how are we gonna get Captain Hook
to remember who he is?

Maybe if we show him things that he loves,

he'll recognize them,

and then he'll remember he's Captain Hook!

[together] That's a great idea.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

And of course, me. [laughs]

Captain... uh, I mean, Mr. Hook,

we've got a little surprise for ya.

Oh, goody, I love surprises.

At least I think I do.

I don't really remember.

But surely you gotta remember

the Jolly Roger!

[gasps] Glory gracious, what a ship.

He remembers!

Why, her lucky captain
must be ever so proud,

whomever he is.

-He doesn't remember.
-Aw, coconuts!

We'll have to try something else,

something he could never forget.

His favorite food.

Codfish casserole!

Here you go, sir, fresh from the galley.

Just the way you like it. [chuckles]

Well, if you say so.

[sniffs, groans]

I've lost me appetite. [chuckles]

Did you hear that?

Yeah, he doesn't remember
liking codfish casserole.

[sighs] What are we gonna do?

Well, what does Captain Hook
love more than anything?

[all] Treasure!

So, let's go help him find treasure.

Maybe that will help him
remember who he is.

Ah, Never Land.

What a magical place.

There are so many
wonderful treasures to find.

[gasps] So it's working?

You're starting to remember everything?

Nope, not a thing.

[all groan]

This be terrible.

We're doomed
to be a crew without a captain.

Like a barnacle without a boat.

Don't give up yet, mates.

But we just helped him
find all kinds of treasure

and he still can't remember who he is.

If'n only he could remember something
that he'd never forget.

Like his best-fittin' boots.

Or an old friend.

An old friend. That's it!

I know someone we haven't shown
the captain yet.

Someone he's sure to remember.

Someone he could never forget.

[Jake] Right this way, mateys.

-Here we are.
-[laughs] Genius!

-[snoring]
-[all] Tick Tock Croc!

If anyone can snap the captain
back to his ol' croc-fearing self,

it's Tick Tock Croc!

Come on, mateys!
I'll lead the pirate hike this time!

Wait! Watch out for the...

Whoa!

Oh, why, hello there, fella.

Sorry for disturbing your sleepy-weepys.

-Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
-[growls]

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock...

-Croc?
-[Tick Tock Croc growls]

You're Tick Tock Croc.

[growling]

And that means... I am Captain Hook!

Hurrah! I am Captain Hook.

[roaring]

Save me, Smee! Save me!

Oh, Captain, you're back!

-Glorious day!
-Hip, hip, hooray!

You just need a little rest.

Yo-h*, way to go!

We helped Captain Hook remember who he is

and we got four gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go!

Smee, I demand you tell me
what's going on!

[stammering] Well, now, Captain, it's a...

it's quite a funny story, you see, but...

[Tick Tock Croc growls]

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom!

-Uh-oh, clear the decks!
-[all screaming]

Nice Crocky!

Izzy, this is an emergency!

Pixie dust away!

Whoa!

Huh?

Yay-hey, yes, way!

We all safely got away from the croc

and we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab them and go!

Back to the Jolly Roger.

[all] Aye, aye, Captain!

And when we get there, Smee,
I want codfish casserole for dinner.

Then ya swabs swab the deck, and then...

Thanks for helping Captain Hook
remember who he is, mateys.

Now let's count our gold doubloons
and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four...

[Izzy] Five, six, seven, eight!

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got eight gold doubloons.

You know, I was just thinkin',

it's too bad we had to turn Captain Hook
back into a sneaky snook.

Well, think of it this way.

Things just wouldn't be as much fun
around here without him.

And don't you forget it.

[all laughing]

[Hook] Scrape every barnacle
off the Jolly Roger,

then hoist the sails and raise the anchor.

Scraping barnacles, Captain!

Hoisting sails, sir!

Anchors aweigh, mon capitaine!

[sighs] It sure is nice to be back
to me old captainy self again.

[Smee, Bones, Sharky] Aye, aye, Captain!

[Smee, Bones, Sharky laughing]

♪ Welcome aboard the Jolly Roger, mateys ♪

♪ A pirate paradise upon the sea ♪

♪ Where the anchor chain is rusty ♪

♪ And the mops are old and musty ♪

♪ Where your socks are always soggy
And the deck is water-loggy ♪

♪ Welcome aboard and join our merry crew ♪

♪ Our banner above is the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ Stripy sails of black and red ♪

♪ A pirate ship of great renown ♪

♪ With an old codfish for a figurehead ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ First on the sea to fly the flag ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger ♪

♪ Scurvy, filth, and scallywags ♪

[laughing] That was great...

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
No, Bones! It's too fast!

♪ Our banner above is the Jolly Roger
Stripy sails of black and red ♪

♪ A pirate ship of great renown
With an old codfish for a figurehead ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger
First on the sea to fly the flag ♪

♪ Heave h*, the Jolly Roger
Scurvy, filth, and scallywags ♪