02x20 - Cubby's Mixed-Up Map/Jake's Cool New Matey!

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

-Let's go!
-[bell dinging]

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password!

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dinging]

[Jake] "Cubby's Mixed-Up Map."

[Cubby] Check it out, mateys.

My new map of hidden treasures

is even more awesome than awesome.

There's the Crystal Cat.

That's cool. But been there. Done that.

Well, over here is the Ruby Red Ruby.

Shiny. But we already found it

and it's safely stored
in our treasure room.

How about the Golden Dinghy?

Golden Dinghy?

A solid gold rowboat?

That's a treasure we've never found.

Crew, that sounds like a challenge.

Mateys, will you go help us
find the Golden Dinghy?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Is everybody ready?

-I got my sword!
-I got my map!

And I've got my pixie dust!

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly.

But only in emergencies.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Cubby] Follow me, mateys.

The trail to the Golden Dinghy
is this way.

My map says we just follow this trail

-over Pipe-Organ Plain...
-[pipe organ blows]

-...through Monkey Jungle...
-[monkey chitters]

-...to Thumbs-Up Rock...
-[chimes]

...where we'll find the Golden Dinghy.

Imagine, a whole dinghy
made of solid gold!

[Hook] Did you hear that?

The puny pirates are following
that blasted map once again

to a golden treasure.

Too bad you don't have a map
like Cubby there, Captain.

Bones, be quiet, you are a... a...
a genius.

-I am?
-He is?

Sharky. Got your quill pen?

Never leave me bunk without it.

I take it you've seen Cubby's map?

Aye, captain. 'Tis a beauty.

Excellent.

I want you to draw a map exactly like it.

With a few small changes
to trick those puny pirates.

Follow me, mateys.

Follow me, lads.

Oof! Whoa.

[Never Land Pirates] Captain Hook?

Oh, a thousand pardons, puny pirates.

I really must learn
to watch where I'm going.

Cubby, your map.

Um, thanks. No harm done.

We're off on a treasure hunt,
Captain Hook. Wanna join us?

Thank you, but, no.

Meself and me crew are off
on our own little treasure hunt.

Ta-ta for now.

-Farewell.
-Anchors away, mateys.

Did Captain Hook seem, I don't know...

Nicer than usual?

Sure did.

I don't trust him.

Relax, crew.

He's gone
and we have treasure to find.

Cubby, lead on.

Come on, mateys. My map says
we should pass by Cuckoo Rock.

[Clock] Cuckoo, cuckoo.

Um... uh...

We should go this way...

-[Clock] Cuckoo, cuckoo.
-[All] Cuckoo Rock?

-Again?
-We've been here before.

I think we're going around in circles.

But we've been following your map, Cubby.

You always know where to go.

All I know right now is we're lost.

According to me freshly pilfered map,
we should be nearing... Ahh!

Pipe-Organ Plain.

-[calliope music plays]
-Steam from Belch Mountain pumps

these huge pillars up and down.

This blasted map offers no instructions
how to get across.

[chuckles] I'll wager the sea pups
would figure out a way to do it.

I know. I'll simply find the beat
and time our safe passage.

A-one, a-two, a-three, a...

Oh, never mind. Run! Run!

[all shouting]

[all screaming]

-My map says it's this way.
-[Clock] Cuckoo, cuckoo.

Aw, triple-coconuts.

We're still lost.

But I might be able to figure out
where we are if I could just get up high

and look around.

We can look around from up on top
of Cuckoo Clock Rock.

Look! Over there!

It's Skull Rock!

I know that's on my map!

It's right over-- Huh?

[All] Hook Rock?

Something's wrong with this map.

I think it's a fake.

One guess who made it.

Hook. I bet he switched maps
when he bumped into Cubby on the trail.

We've got to get it back.

But how can we find Hook
when we're lost ourselves?

Hmm. I remember two landmarks
on my own map.

We were going to pass them
on the way to the Golden Dinghy.

This is Never Land.

Now the first landmark I remember
was Pipe-Organ Plain,

a musical note on the map.

The second picture
on my map was a banana,

and that's Monkey Jungle.

Hook's gotta pass both these places
on his way to Thumbs-Up Rock,

where the treasure is.

Cubby, you're so good with maps
you can even draw your own

and still get us to where we want to go.

Aw, it's nothin'.

This way, men!

I can practically smell
that Golden Dinghy!

[sniffing] I smell monkeys.

-[monkeys chittering]
-Oh, me, oh my! Blow me down!

Thieves!

Unhand that map, you furry felons.

-That sounds like Monkey Jungle!
-[monkeys chittering]

[Hook] Get that stuff back,
especially that map!

And that sounds like the monkeys
took Cubby's map!

Come on. Let's climb this tree
and check it out.

[Hook] Get that map!

Give us back our pirate stuff, monkey.

Blast you!

[chuckles] Funny monkeys.

I think they're just playin'.

Hey, monkey!

Heads up!

[monkey chitters]

You're welcome.

Hey, other monkey.

Heads up.

-Got it!
-No!

Here's your map, Captain Hook.

But... I was so close.

Yeah, you were close,
for a sneaky snook.

We did it! We got my map back!

And we got three gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go!

So long, Captain Hook.

How did they find me?

I made sure this map sent them
round and round in circles.

Wait one moment.

Oh, that popinjay Cubby is talented.

He's shown me where the treasure is.

I'm still in this race!

Here we are, mateys.

My good ol' real map says
the treasure is over by Thumbs-Up Rock.

-Out of me way, popinjays!
-[All] Huh?

Ah-ha! Thumbs-Up Rock.

I've found it! I've found...

an ugly old brown wreck?

Goodie. Maybe we can sail it
to find the Golden Dinghy.

There is no Golden Dinghy.

The puny pirates'
wonderful map is no good.

Bah! Back to the Jolly Roger we go.

[sighs] Could Hook be right?

Is my map no good?

It's awesome, Cubby.

Check it out.

[All] The Golden Dinghy!

Yeah! It was just covered with years'
of Never Land dirt and grime.

[chuckles] Hook beat us
to the Golden Dinghy,

and he didn't even know it.

We found the hidden treasure,
and we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and clean up
this Golden Dinghy!

-Beautiful.
-It's awesome!

-[pirates shouting]
-Crackers!

Help! Oh, help!

The Never Falls, dead ahead!

Sounds like an emergency.

Hop aboard, mateys.

Pixie dust away!

[Hook] This is it, lads.

Hold your noses.

[pirates shouting]

[Izzy] Yay-hey!
We saved Hook and his crew,

and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go!

I'm... I'm alive!

And riding in a Golden Dinghy?

That's right, Captain Hook.

Cubby's awesome map led us right to it.

[Hook] Thundering blunderbuss!

Thanks for helping us
find the Golden Dinghy, mateys,

and for helping get back Cubby's map.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on! Count with us.

Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

And I got my map back.

But that's not all.

We also brought back
a boatload of bananas.

Let's eat.

[monkey chitters]

What do you know?
Where there's bananas,

[chuckles] there's monkeys.

[all laughing]

[chitters loudly]

Um, Captain Hook, sir,

are you sure we're heading the right way?

We've been sailing for hours.

Of course I'm sure, Smee.

I'm using me very own map.

[sighs] That's what I'm afraid of, sir.

That's what I'm afraid of.

[Jake] "Jake's Cool New Matey!"

[Skully] Crackers and cheese!

Look alive, me hearties.

It's a penguin!

Wow! He must be a long way from home.

Then let's give him a warm welcome.

Ahoy, Mr. Penguin!

Welcome to Pirate Island.

Ahoy to you, too.

My name's Percy.

But my friends call me Percy! [laughs]

Nice to meet you, Percy.

Thank goodness I made it to land.

I thought my ice raft was going to melt.

Whoo. Is it always so hot here?

Warm and toasty, just the way we like it.

You wouldn't say that
if you were a penguin.

It can't be too cold, if you ask me.

So what brings you here, Percy?

My ice raft. [laughs]

Seriously, though. You see,
I'm looking for a new home

for all my friends in our penguin colony.

The last place we lived in broke
into pieces and it's all floating away.

So now I'm looking
for this little slice of Never Land.

According to penguin legend,

there's a paradise of ice and snow
where it's winter all year long.

It's called Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon.

I've never heard
of Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon.

It's not even on my map.

It's not on any map,
so I have to find it myself.

We'll help you find it.

We're always ready to help a new matey.

Mateys, want to help Percy find
a new home for the penguins?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve a pirate problem
together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

Just watch yourselves with it. Careful.

Okay. Careful. Easy as you go.

[exhales] What's under here?

I'll show you. But, shh!

[whispers] It's a secret.

Keep it under your bandanas.

-Awesome!
-Whoa!

-Wow!
-Look, but don't touch, guys.

This statue is very special
to my fellow penguins.

Our new home
wouldn't be a home without it.

[gasps] A treasure indeed!

Why, yes, Captain.

Penguins are fascinating.

Did you know that they can make--

I don't give a hoot about penguins, Smee.

I want that statue!

Now, go fetch Sharky and Bones.

It's time to watch the little birdie
and see where he goes.

Aw, coconuts!

If Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon
isn't on my map,

how are we gonna find it?

We'll have to look somewhere
where it's cold.

But there aren't many places
like that on Never Land.

What about Never Peak Mountain?

It's always cold there.

Yeah, but I don't think
there are any canyons up there.

Maybe the canyon's on the other side
of the mountain, in its shade.

Shade? Did you say shade?

That sounds cooler. Let's get waddling.

Phew! The heat!

I'm about to have a penguin meltdown.

Speaking of penguins, check it out!

[Percy] Frozen tundra!

More penguins!

Don't just stand there. Act like penguins.

-Waddle-waddle-waddle.
-Waddle-waddle.

Waddle-waddle-waddle-waddle.

What's with those penguins?

Oh! Maybe they're from my colony.

Hey, fellas! It's me. Percy.

How did you guys get here so fast?

Were you chased by, like,
a polar bear or something?

Oh! Our waddle's workin'.

-He thinks we're penguins.
-[both grunts]

[Bones] Sorry, Captain. I wiggled
when I should've waddled.

Percy, stop! It's a trap!

That's Sharky and Bones!

[gasps] Me plan worked!

Now, watch what happens
when those puny pirates try to free

their puny penguin pal.

Once they're all bogged down,
we'll get that statue.

Hang on, Percy. We'll get you out.

But how can we get Percy out
without us getting stuck?

How 'bout using this old fence?

We could put some
of the loose boards on the mud

and then Percy could walk
on them like a bridge.

You young pirates are sharper
than a walrus's tusk.

-Thanks for helpin'.
-All right!

We helped Percy out of the mud,
and we got three gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and keep looking
for Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon.

Oh, those sea pups are so clever.

You gotta give 'em that.

Bah. I'll give them nothing but grief.

Follow me. We must set another trap
so I can get me hook on that statue.

-Waddle-waddle. Waddle-waddle.
-Waddle-waddle.

You can stop waddling now.

[Jake] So we always have to watch out
for Captain Hook.

He sounds like a snarky ol' shark,
but he'll never stop me.

Phew! This heat might, though.

-[bell dinging]
-[gasps]

Snow cones! Snow cones!

Get your ice-cold snow cones!

[slurps] Snow-way!

Percy, stop! It's another trap!

I love snow cones! [slurps]

So cool. So good. So... Huh?

Not "snow" fast, penguin.

[gasps] The statue!

Frostbites! We gotta save my statue.

This is an emergency.

Pixie dust away!

Yo-h*, way to go!

We saved Percy's statue,
and we got three more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go find
Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon.

This is it, Percy.

The other side of Never Peak Mountain.

[shivers] It's really cold here.

Ahh. Great, isn't it?

Nice and cold. I'm lovin' it.

And that's not all I'm lovin'. Look!

Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon, h*!

It's paradise! Whoo-hoo!

I feel at home already.

Now you can go back to your colony
and tell all the other penguins.

I can let them know right from here.

[Jake] Yo-h*-h*!

-[Cubby] Wow!
-[Izzy] Amazing!

[Percy] Yep, you're not wrong.

It's not only pretty, it's a signal.

When my fellow penguins see the lights,
they'll follow them here to our new home.

-Incoming!
-[bell dings]

Welcome home, Mr. Penguin.

Now, turn over the statue,
pretty lights and all.

Yay-hey, no-way.

What she said.

This statue belongs to my colony.

I'll never give it up.

You heard the bird, Hook.

The only thing you're leaving here with
is cold feet.

Defiant to the end, eh?

Then it's snowballs for you.

You know what this means, mateys.

Yo-h*, snowballs go!

Why, of all the insolence!

Don't just stand there, men.

Protect me, your beloved Captain!

Aye-aye, Captain.

[sneezes]

Whoo-hoo!

Ahh, ahh, ahh!

Hoo! Hey! Ooh!

On your feet, men!

Surround the scurvy swabs!

[laughs] This is fun.

Not at me. At them!

Coconuts. I don't know how much longer
we can hold out.

Maybe we won't have to. Look!

What?

Who in blazes threw that snow... ball?

[chuckles nervously] Hello.

You know, you all make me feel
so under-dressed.

My colony! They found us!

[Hook stammering] Save me! I'm f-freezing!

We'll have you back home
and warm in no time, sir.

Bye-bye, penguins.

Welcome to your new home.

Icy icebergs!

Our statue is saved!

Yo-h*, way to go!

The Penguins have their new home,
and we got four more gold doubloons!

Let's grab 'em and go have
a housewarming party in the cold!

♪ Penguins never get cold feet ♪

♪ Dancin' to a chilly beat ♪

♪We might not fly
But my, oh, my ♪

♪ We can shake a wing ♪

♪ Waddle, waddle, waddle ♪

♪ Teeter and toddle ♪

♪ Roll around like a bottle ♪

♪ Come on an' waddle like a penguin ♪

♪ Put your feet together ♪

♪ And shuffle side to side ♪

♪ Hey what do you know, it's zero below ♪

♪ But I'm toasty warm inside ♪

♪ Well, I'm happy flappy ♪

♪ Dancin' all around today ♪

♪ And don't I look neat-o in a tuxedo ♪

♪ Waddlin' away ♪

♪ Waddle, waddle, waddle ♪

♪ Teeter and toddle ♪

♪ Roll around like a bottle ♪

♪ Come on an' waddle like a penguin ♪

Because of all of you,
my colony has a new home.

I can never thank you enough.

We're just glad
to have so many cool new mateys.

Thanks for helping us find a new home
for the penguins, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on! Count with us.

[All] Yeah!

[Cubby] One, two, three...

[Izzy] Four, five, six...

[Jake] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

Yo-h*!

For solving pirate problems today,
we got ten gold doubloons!

And I brought back snow cones!

Percy made them especially for us.

Quick. Let's eat 'em
before they turn into snow cone soup.

[sneezes]

Blast all puny pirates and pesky penguins.

I may never defrost.

-Whoa!
-[thuds]

[sneezes]

[stammering] Frozen bilge water.

♪ Waterfalls and tikis ♪

♪ Guard the hidden doors ♪

♪ To a pirate hangout made ♪

♪ From shipwrecks washed ashore ♪

♪ Tunnels and secret doors ♪

♪ Slide-aways through the floor ♪

♪ Grottos and hidden caves ♪

♪ Pulleys and counterweights ♪

♪ It's a hideout in disguise ♪

♪ A palm tree covered isle ♪

♪ To make sure that old Feather Hat ♪

♪ Stays away ♪

♪ Pirate island hideout ♪

♪ Pirate island hideout ♪

♪ A hideaway out on the sea ♪

♪ A Never Land mystery ♪

♪ Pirate island hideout ♪

[Skully] Last one to the hideout
is a stale cr*cker!