Attack of the Corn Zombies (2023)

[bunniefuu]

[Speaker] Summer may

be coming to an end,

but not the fantastic taste of Fluff Cola.

Yes, Fluff Cola exciting your

taste buds for over 10 years

with its sweet flavor that

will have you craving more.

Put down that other cola

and enjoy the rich flavor of Fluff Cola

available at a store near you.

[Matt] This is Matt Skinner,

the most trusted man in America

with some quick news headlines.

President Richard Nixon in

his eighth visit to Vietnam

demonstrated that Saigon is a safe place.

Plans for the ticker-tape parade

honoring the Apollo 11 astronauts

are set for Chicago and New York.

More musicians are confirmed

for the Woodstock Festival,

including Santana, The

Who, and Jimi Hendrix.

[Speaker] This goes out

to all the groovy people

at the Ness Corn Festival

who were just chilling out

and enjoying some of the

best corn in the Midwest.

DJ Smokin' Dan will be heading your way

right after the show,

so make sure you save some of

that yellow delicacy for me

because my stomach is speaking to me.

(upbeat music continues)

No.

No, thank you.

No, I know your kids

would love to have some.

If you have an ear, I'll have one.

Oh, come on now, Anna May,

you know I never have an

ear from the first batch,

besides you kids didn't

go to the festival,

so you missed out on

Bob's special ingredient

that he added to the corn this year.

[Speaker] We'll try

some later, we promise.

Okay, I'm gonna hold

you to that. (Chuckling)

(upbeat music)

Ugh, I can't believe the

stoners don't have the munchies!

Oh, we do.

(Layne chuckling)

(Anna chuckling)

What's wrong with Penny?

Your hair is like colorful strings.

Don't mind her, she took a

hit of acid a few hours ago.

What are you staring at, you freak?

Why do you even come to these parties

if you're gonna act like a b*tch?

Yeah, where's Butch?

What's it to you?

I'm just asking.

How are you?

Oh, hey, if you wanna keep

that pretty little face of

yours intact, don't ask again.

Geez, I just asked

her a simple question.

Hey, back off!

Or what?

Oh, that's what I thought, nothing.

So, Penny, Layne?

(upbeat music)

Okay, just Layne then.

When are your parents coming back?

Tomorrow.

Wait, uh, what is today?

Tuesday.

Thursday.

Oh, hold on.

Okay, what would today's

numerical name be?

The 15th?

Yeah, Friday.

How do you two hide that

you do drugs from them?

(chuckling) Rainbows!

Uh-huh-huh!

Aren't they wonderful?

Experience.

Come on!

We should find the gold.

- Yeah?

- Uh-huh!

(Penny gasping)

You look like an alien.

Am I like a pretty alien?

- (sighing) Uh-huh!

- Oh!

Oh!

(chuckling) Do you hear music?

I think I do.

(Penny chuckling)

Where are we going?

Out for fresh air.

Come on!

Up now!

(upbeat music)

Are you trying to get your a*s beat?

What do you mean?

If Carolyn finds out you

have the hots for Butch,

she's gonna kick your a*s.

No, I don't have the hots for Butch.

Okay, well, don't say I didn't warn you.

I take it the corn wasn't a hit.

You would be right.

I wouldn't let it get to you.

They ate about 30 minutes before you came.

Is something else bothering you?

Why do you ask?

I mean, no, not at all.

Because you only hit the bottle

when you have something on your mind.

And I'm sure it's not because

they didn't have corn.

Can't somebody just have a simple drink?

We've known each other for more years

than I like to count, so you

can't hide anything from me!

(somber music)

Lynette, what is it?

Oh!

We're going to lose everything.

We are so far behind on our

mortgage, we'll never catch up.

Oh, Lynette, I'm sorry.

Bob was hoping that new

fertilizer would help us

get the corn on the market faster,

but even then it's not going to be enough.

Oh!

I mean, oh, Rosie, everything

is just falling apart,

and we've worked so hard,

and it's just going to

come crumbling down.

Well, everything will be okay.

I wish I could agree.

How much do you need?

Oh no, you know we

don't accept handouts.

It won't be a handout.

You pay me back when you can.

Bob will not accept your

money and neither will I.

Lynette Ness, why are

you being so damn stubborn?

And will you stop

meddling in our business?

(somber music)

Oh, I'm sorry, Rosie,

that was way out of line.

It's just that the last time you helped us

when we were in this situation,

Bob was, he was never the same.

I mean, he might've looked fine to you

and to everybody else,

but he is just a man who lost his pride.

I mean, I can't go back to him now

and tell him the same

thing is happening again,

and besides we're still paying you back.

(Rosie sighing)

That farm has been in

his family for decades,

and I'm not gonna stand by

and let it be taken from you.

(Lynette sighing)

I'll think about it.

What's to think about?

Look, I have to get home,

but Bob was a little under

the weather last night,

and he didn't look very

good this morning either.

Well, I'll come with you.

Let's leave the plate here.

I'm sure they'll have some later.

Okay.

(gentle music)

Ivy, you didn't tell us

how your school trip to

the zoo went yesterday.

It was okay.

You went to the zoo?

Did you get to see the baby elephant?

Yeah.

Cool.

What was your favorite animal?

I don't know, maybe the giraffe.

Did you hang out with anyone?

Hmm, not really!

Sweetheart, we talked about you

being more social at school,

and this was the perfect

chance for you to do so.

Did you talk to anyone?

No.

Kiddo, you gotta learn to be more open.

Being the shy kid isn't very healthy.

I just don't like doing it.

What's wrong with that?

There's a lot of things wrong with it.

Oh, that didn't go so well!

I'm running out of

options of what to do here.

I don't know, just maybe

give her some space, some time.

Maybe she is just going through a phase,

and who knows, maybe it'll

help more if dad is home more,

maybe it'll affect her.

Kelly!

What?

Are we just gonna ignore

that maybe dad being gone all

the time is impacting her?

Knock it off!

(Kelly sighing)

You know what, mom?

Yeah, that is your problem.

You don't know how to face the truth,

even when it's right

in front of your face.

Do not talk to me like that!

(somber music)

(upbeat music)

Oh!

(bells chiming)

Roger?

Oh, you wanna play a little game, I see.

(Goldie chuckling)

(door slamming)

Ugh!

Okay, this isn't funny anymore.

Ugh!

(Roger chuckling)

Not funny!

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Oh!

You are lucky that I don't leave!

What?

You have to try to take them first.

Oh, you're being naughty!

I love that.

(Goldie chuckling)

Oh, I guess I have to be punished, huh?

I know.

(upbeat music)

Nope!

I was thinking,

how much longer do we have

to sneak around like this?

You know the reason why?

You have to tell her eventually.

I think Anna May already knows though.

They don't know that.

Are you ashamed of me?

Now you know that that's not true.

Then what is it?

Well, what if she doesn't know?

She's just getting over

her father being gone.

I don't wanna take that chance.

Well, when are you gonna

start thinking about us?

So is that what you're

getting from all this?

What else I was to think?

This hasn't been easy on me.

Oh-h*-h*!

And you don't think it

hasn't been easy for me?

I am in love with a man who

is young enough to be my son.

Do you know how wrong that is?

Well, what's wrong with being in love

Nothing wrong with it?

Just be a little patient with me, okay?

Hmm.

But for now, I'm gonna show

you just how much I love you.

(Goldie chuckling)

(Goldie and Roger kissing)

(visitor knocking the door)

(Goldie tapping Roger on his shoulders)

There's someone outside.

Come back later, we're closed.

(somber music)

(visitor knocking the door)

I don't know, I'll be back.

Okay.

(eerie music)

(zombies grumbling)

Ah!

Come on here!

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

(Goldie screaming)

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

(birds chirping)

(upbeat music)

(Layne hits his head on the door)

Who put this door here?

(Anna May laughing)

It's so f*cking stupid!

I swear that was not a minute ago.

(Anna May laughing)

What did you say about this sh*t?

Warren Dean Fulton.

You mean the guy who totally

fried his brain though?

The very same.

(Penny and Anna May chuckling)

So this is gonna give us

like a crazy head rush, yeah?

(chuckling) Oh man, the best kind!

Told you to take it easy.

- I want some.

Maybe we'll wait for you to

come down a little bit, huh?

(Anna May chuckling)

All right, (mumbling) I got an idea.

You, me, Penny, Layne and I,

open road all the way

straight to Woodstock.

I'm talking Santana, Hendrix, The Dead.

That sounds groovy,

but you're forgetting

(chuckling) one thing.

Bread, we have none.

(Penny sighing)

Don't be a downer,

we just gotta go with the flow.

Hey, I mean, we guess we'd have these.

(Penny and Layne chuckling)

Yeah.

(Anna chuckling)

What about our parents?

I mean, they're gonna notice we're missing

and call the fuzz.

Well, I guess we could

probably just tell them

like we went camping or some sh*t.

Us camping!

Are we going to camping?

(Anna laughing)

We're going camping?

Oh, my groovy love, we can

do whatever you wanna do.

- Really?

- Really. (Chuckling)

All right, I wanna go to Woodstock.

I think we can make that happen.

(Penny chuckling)

Is it just the acid or

does Lynette look f*cked up?

Holy sh*t, what happened?

Bob attacked me and Rosie.

(Lynette struggling to stay on her feet)

Let me get you inside.

No, no, no, I don't

think I can make that.

I need to sit down for a minute, please.

(Lynette weeping)

Where is Rosie?

She's still at the house?

What are you guys doing in here?

(Lynette weeping)

You are smoking weed and

you didn't invite me?

(Layne sighing)

What the hell!

You even listening, hello?

(Lynette weeping)

What the f*ck?

Holy sh*t, Lynette!

(Lynette weeping)

What happened?

She said, Bob attacked her and Rosie.

And where is Rosie?

(zombies grumbling)

Here she is!

Yay, hi, Rosie!

[Speaker] Hi!

(Rosie grumbling)

(Lynette screaming)

(thrilling music)

Far out.

(Layne and Penny chuckling)

Huh!

(Rosie grumbling)

Are you sure you don't wanna talk?

I already told you.

Is it that you're afraid

they'll make fun of you for some reason?

No!

Is it that you just don't

like being around other people?

I just like being alone, that's all.

It's not good for you, sweetheart!

You need to be with other kids.

Could you try to be more outgoing?

(gasping) Maybe?

(thrilling music)

Oh my God, what happened?

Bob attacks Lynette and Rosie.

(somber music)

Go get some towels!

And a blanket, please, a blanket.

(Lynette weeping)

Rosie and I went to check on Bob

because he wasn't feeling well,

but when we got there,

he wasn't in our bedroom.

We found him in the kitchen,

he was just staring,

staring out the window.

So we went over to see if he was okay,

and when he turned to face us,

we saw...

(Lynette weeping)

- Saw what?

(weeping) Oh, he was pale,

and he had

kernels of corn

coming out of his body.

We went over to see if we could help him,

and he lunged at me,

he started biting me and...

I got away though.

I got away, but he tore at Rosie,

like a rabid dog,

and I left her alone there.

I should have stayed, I

should have helped her.

(weeping) Oh my God!

I'm sure she is just fine.

I'm not sure about that.

Yeah, when Lynette came in,

Rosie wasn't far behind her,

and she was looking as if

she was dead or dead-ish.

And that's when Leona came in

and Rosie just went after her

and took a chunk outta Leona's shoulder.

(Penny chuckling)

- You mean bit her?

(chuckling) Yeah,

and then went back for a second.

I have to go help Rosie,

I have to help her.

(Belinda mumbling)

I have to help her.

- No!

- I have to.

You need to sit tight,

you're not gonna do much good.

(Lynette mumbling)

(brooding music)

(Penny humming)

(Layne dialing phone)

(brooding music)

(Layne dialing phone)

What are the dope

heads ranting about now?

Oh!

(Lynette panting)

Oh sh*t, what happened to her?

[Anna] Her and Rosie

were attacked by Bob.

[Lynette] I need to

check on Rosie and Leona.

Oh, no, no, I'll go.

- I'll go with you.

- Right behind you.

Oh, sh*t!

What?

I'm crashing, man!

(Anna sighing)

Ah, what if we find them dead?

Or worse?

What could be worse than the dead?

Uh-huh.

(eerie music)

Huh!

(eerie music)

(Rosie grumbling)

(Rosie chewing flesh)

(Rosie grumbling)

Hey!

(Rosie grumbling)

(eerie music)

(Rosie grumbling)

(thrilling music)

(Rosie grumbling)

Help me!

Are you gonna do anything?

Stop!

Ugh!

No!

(mumbling) stop it.

Stop!

Rosie, please!

(Carolyn hitting Rosie

with a baseball bat)

(eerie music)

(Rosie grumbling)

(Carolyn hitting Rosie

with a baseball bat)

(Carolyn sighing)

You got any of that stuff left?

- Who knows?

- Just asking.

You were saying about what

could be worse than death, huh?

Yeah, were we right?

You were more than right.

Leona was...

Was what?

She was being eaten by Rosie.

- Whose blood is that?

- Rosie's.

I'm sorry.

(somber music)

Where's my husband?

We didn't get that far. (Sighing)

(somber music)

The phones are dead, man!

What?

- Oh!

- Great!

Now what, Goldie's got the only car.

(somber music)

I don't think we're gonna need it.

(somber music)

I'm freaking out here!

Look, Leona and Rosie are still dead,

so everyone just stay calm,

they're not going anywhere.

Leona's not dead, she's right here.

Ivy, move!

(Ivy screaming)

(thrilling music)

(Belinda mumbling)

Ah! (Screaming)

(thrilling music)

(Ivy panting)

What the f*ck was that, man?

She was like dead.

And may be a little toasted,

but did I see pieces of corn in her skin?

What's this happening?

How is the dead walking again?

Everyone just stay calm!

(Leona grumbling)

(Carolyn hitting Leona

with a baseball bat)

(Leona grumbling)

(Carolyn hitting Leona

with a baseball bat)

I need to go into town to find mom.

What if there's like more of them, dude?

He's right, we should stay here.

It's not your mother out there,

she should have been back an hour ago.

You need to hang tight

till we figure out what's going on.

Yeah, don't be a f*cking idiot!

Shut the f*ck up, Carolyn!

Doesn't matter, anyway,

she's probably getting it

from Roger at the store.

Just 'cause you don't care

about your drunk a*s mother,

doesn't mean we don't give

a sh*t about ours, okay?

Shut your mouth.

- I'm sorry,

it's like you can't handle the fact

she's with someone half her age.

Who wants doobie for the

road, I'm heading into town.

- Yeah, f*ck you!

- Don't go!

f*ck off!

(Esther sighing)

Annie?

Where are we going?

Well, I guess we're going into town.

Huh!

Okay, but what about Lynette?

What about her?

She's still dead.

Yeah, we see what

happens when they get bit

and die though.

Is that an actual cornstalk?

Oh!

(eerie music)

(Lynette grumbling)

Oh sh*t!

(Carolyn hitting Lynette on

the head with a baseball ball)

(Carolyn sighing)

I don't think she's

coming back from that.

(eerie music)

(Carolyn sighing)

g*dd*mn, sweetheart, you are

so hot when you're like that!

I'm so glad you're here.

What did I miss

other than a few cracked

skulls, of course?

There's some crazy going on.

Yes is an understatement.

Please just get her out of here.

Yeah, come on, baby!

Help me clean this up, you

can feel me in on the way.

(eerie music)

(Ivy weeping)

Oh my God, what happened?

Leona bit her.

(Ivy weeping)

It's more than just a bite.

It burns.

You have to stop the bleeding.

(Ivy weeping)

- Don't you think I know that?

I want dad.

(Ivy weeping)

He'll be home soon, okay?

- No, he won't.

- He will, I promise.

You said that yesterday

and the day before that.

And when he is home, he leaves again.

Honey, he leaves for his job!

No, he doesn't love us.

He does so love us.

(Ivy sighing)

Then why when he's home I can hear...

I hear them yelling at each other.

(Ivy weeping)

Sometimes people disagree about things.

More often times than not.

Now is not the time

to be discussing this.

Never is.

Right now, the only focus is

getting your sister to a hospital.

I'm not sure that's gonna

be possible right now.

(somber music)

Kelly, take Ivy to her room.

You're okay, you're okay?

Mm-hmm.

(Ivy weeping)

Oh God, it's (mumbling)

(Ivy weeping)

Let's get you to bed.

(somber music)

[Speaker] Ugh!

We got a problem.

What?

(thrilling music)

[Speaker] Oh my God,

that's Montavius Parker,

and Al Omega!

[Speaker] Oh, not Kyle Robe!

Rudy, Rudy Ledbetter!

And yeah, that's Jimmy Coosha.

Mr. Longley, Mr. Johnson, Mrs. Smithers.

Mr. Smith is over there.

Mr. Franklin, they're all out in the yard,

and there's more coming behind them.

It looks like we're surrounded.

Appears so.

Where's Kelly?

She's in the bathroom with Ivy,

we have to get her help.

Dr. Jennings is only a mile away.

He's farther than that, we

don't have a way to get there.

And we don't know how many of

those things are out there.

Well, what do you suggest we do then?

Make our way over to his house?

You guys do not have to do this!

That is a risk we are gonna

have to be willing to take.

Well, what if Dr. Jennings

is one of those things?

It's the only way to help Ivy.

- We're coming with you.

- Yeah.

What's this "we"?

Huh, we're not letting

you go out by yourself.

Not with those things out there.

Wait!

(thrilling music)

For protection.

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

We need distraction to get

them away from this door.

(zombies grumbling)

(thrilling music)

Hey, over here!

Hey!

Go!

(Belinda striking window with her hands)

(zombies grumbling)

(thrilling music)

Let's go!

(zombies grumbling)

Let's go!

Ah!

(thrilling music)

(Butch hitting zombie with a baseball bat)

(Carolyn and Joan screaming and

stabbing zombies with knife)

(upbeat music)

(Esther screaming and stabbing zombies)

(upbeat music)

Hey!

(Anna running towards the car)

Doing okay?

No!

(chuckling) Yeah, coming

down is a b*tch, ain't it?

Why are we here again?

We're looking for Goldie.

Oh!

(Penny sighing)

- What is it?

(suspenseful music)

It's Irene Kueh.

It like says she's been

missing for two days, man!

What is going on?

Where is everybody?

(Layne sighing)

So like, you don't remember anything

that happened in the townhouse?

No.

(somber music)

Well, kinda, lots of colors.

Oh, and Rosie biting Leona, huh?

Hmm?

Yeah.

There's like definitely

something going on in the town.

Like what?

So it seems like people are

coming back from the dead,

murdering others, and also

going missing apparently.

So that's cool.

Yeah.

Do the dead people look like that?

Is that Rudy Ledbetter?

I believe it is.

Hey, don't worry, ladies,

it's only two, don't freak out!

(thrilling music)

Can we freak out now?

The antique shop is

less than a block away.

They're slow,

we can still make it.

- Yeah.

What did you say about them being slow?

Yeah, we definitely

got a bigger problem.

We gotta move.

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

(thrilling music)

[Layne] Keep going!

(thrilling music)

(eerie music)

(zombie grumbling)

(Anna screaming)

Bat!

(Anna screaming)

(zombie grumbling)

Bat!

Bat!

(Anna screaming)

(zombie grumbling)

(Penny hitting the zombie

with a baseball bat)

(Anna screaming)

Go for his f*cking head!

(Penny hitting the zombie

with a baseball bat)

(zombie moaning)

(Penny panting)

m*therf*cker!

(Anna hitting the zombie

with a baseball bat)

Leave!

(thrilling music)

- Just go!

- Come on!

Just go!

I'm not just gonna leave you.

I'll be right behind you.

Promise?

Promise.

Now go!

(somber music)

(zombies grumbling)

(somber music)

No, (panting) I can't leave my brother!

Honey, you gotta come with me.

Come on, come on!

(Penny panting)

You think he'd want you to go back there

and get k*lled, huh?

Come on, come on, let's go!

(Layne panting)

I had to go back, I

dropped the weed, man!

Don't you ever do that sh*t again?

(suspenseful music)

Ugh!

Oh my God, mom!

Anna May, what are you doing here?

What you're (mumbling) at now?

(Goldie panting)

We gotta get outta here!

(Goldie panting)

Where to go, where?

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

What if there's more of them?

Oh!

Nevermind.

(Layne panting)

(Penny panting)

The streets are clear.

Let's head to the hall.

(Goldie panting)

(suspenseful music)

sh*t!

(zombies grumbling)

What are we gonna do?

Where did your necklace go?

Huh!

(sighing) We're just gonna

have to be really quiet.

(suspenseful music)

(zombies grumbling)

Go, go, go, go, go!

(Goldie panting)

Help!

Go, go, go, go, go!

I got it!

(Layne shrieking)

Here coming!

Here, huh!

(Penny hitting zombies

with a baseball bat)

Yeah!

(zombie grumbling)

Three more?

Yeah.

(Penny hitting zombie with a baseball bat)

[Layne] Ooh!

[Anna] That's my girl!

(Penny screaming and hitting

zombie with a baseball bat)

(Penny panting)

(eerie music)

(Penny closing the door)

Holy sh*t, sis!

(Layne sighing)

I need a toke.

Are you serious?

- Ugh!

You went back for it

and you lost it again?

Should I go back again?

Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Well, you got the weapon.

Yeah, it doesn't mean you should go back

or I should go back for it.

Well, you go first, we know

what you could do with that.

What if we just try

smoking something else?

- Okay.

- Like the corn.

That seems like a bad idea though.

It would have probably get

the sick head rush again.

(Penny laughing)

Okay.

- All right, let's go-

- You wanna go?

Well, (chuckling) me?

No, no, you're right!

What happened?

Ugh!

I was in the store

talking to Roger,

and someone came to the door.

He went to talk to him,

and that's when whoever it was

attacked him,

and (panting) there were just more of them

all over him,

they were ripping him apart.

(Goldie weeping)

And that's when there were

like five more on top of me.

(Goldie weeping)

And I don't know how, I don't know how,

but I managed to get away to the garage,

and they were there.

They were standing outside the door

trying to get in for a really

long time before they left.

(weeping) What's going on?

(somber music)

Something is happening.

(Goldie weeping)

It seems like the entire town is infected.

(Goldie weeping and panting)

(somber music)

It's gonna be okay, mom,

we're gonna get you some help, okay?

(Goldie panting)

Don't worry about me, honey!

I'm dead as long.

Don't say that!

(Goldie weeping)

Can you guys get some bandages for her?

(Goldie panting)

It's okay, mom.

It's okay.

(somber music)

(Ivy whimpering)

It really hurts.

I know, sweetheart!

They went to go get Dr.

Jennings to see if he can help.

What if he is one of those things?

I'm sure he is safe.

And when he gets here, he's

gonna make you all better.

(Ivy sighing)

What happened to Leona and Lynette?

Why did they turn into monsters?

I don't know, sweetheart!

Am I gonna turn into a monster?

Of course, not!

Can I ask you something?

Anything you want?

You and daddy aren't

getting a divorce, are you?

Why would you say that?

I heard Kelly on the phone

with one of her friends,

and that's what she said.

It's not nice to eavesdrop!

But is it true?

(somber music)

Sweetheart, is that why you're afraid

to be around other kids

because you're afraid they'll

leave you like daddy does?

Maybe.

Right now, the only concern

is getting you better.

I don't want you worrying

about anything else.

I don't want daddy to leave anymore.

How about you try to get some sleep?

(somber music)

(Kelly mumbling)

(eerie music)

(zombies grumbling)

Mom, what happened to those people?

Whatever it is, appears

to have infected Ivy

after Leona bit her.

Do you think the same

thing is gonna happen to Ivy?

Is she gonna turn into

one of those things?

I don't know.

We can only hope they get

to Dr. Jenning's house,

and he's home.

But whatever the case may be,

we have to stay positive for Ivy.

Which means I would appreciate it

if you keep your opinion about your father

and my's problem to

yourself and away from her.

What are you talking about?

Your outburst in the bathroom,

and she overheard you talking

to a friend on the phone.

She eavesdropping on my conversation?

That's not the point!

I have enough to cope with,

with your father, and now Ivy.

I don't need you running off your mouth,

making things worse.

Don't blame me for

your failing marriage!

Maybe if you were a better wife,

none of this would've happened.

How dare you put this all on me?

Who else is to blame, mom?

I've seen the way you treat dad.

If I was him, I'd be gone just as much.

(Belinda slapping Kelly)

Don't you talk to me that way!

(Kelly sighing)

Kelly, huh, I'm sorry!

I'm gonna go check on Ivy.

Oh, sh*t!

(thrilling music)

Run, (mumbles) come, let's go!

(Esther and Joan panting)

(thrilling music)

(speaker mumbling)

(zombies grumbling)

Come on!

Come on!

(Esther panting)

Here, here!

(zombies grumbling)

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

Oh, no, the lock is busted!

(Butch sighing)

(thrilling music)

(Esther sighing)

I wish I never moved to

this backwoods sh*t h*le.

Are you two want to get

your asses up here to help?

[Esther] What?

We can do this, but we

need to stick together.

(Butch and Carolyn sighing)

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

Stop (mumbling)

(speaker screaming)

(zombies grumbling)

Whoever that is just saved our asses!

Damn!

You!

You almost got us k*lled back there!

Lay off!

No, she needs to learn

how to stand up for herself

and not have you be her

little b*tch all the time.

(Joan punching Carolyn in the face)

I'd rather be her little

b*tch to be a wh*re like you!

Oh, you keep pushing me

and you're gonna find out what happens.

We're not gonna make

it with all the fighting!

So all of you, calm the f*ck down!

Control your girlfriend!

(sighing) Why are you

looking at me like that for?

(somber music)

Hey, we're clear, let's go!

(thrilling music)

Zombie isn't here so far, let's go!

Okay.

Okay, I think we're good.

How are we gonna find

any bandages in here?

Oh, there's a wheelchair!

Maybe we can use that for Goldie.

Why are we gonna put her?

(sighing) Maybe there's

some bandages in this closet.

(Layne sighing)

(Penny sighing)

No.

Nothing in here.

(Layne sighing)

You hanging in there?

What happened to Goldie,

Rosie, Lynette, Leona,

that could have happened to you

when you went back for that bag of weed.

I had everything under control.

No, you just don't get it, do you?

I could have lost my brother

to a stupid bag of weed

that he doesn't even have anymore.

Okay, one, please don't

call my weed stupid.

B, I didn't go back the

second time because of you.

No, no.

No, I can't lose you.

You are all that I have.

Mom and dad are barely home.

No more chances, I promise.

Besides if something happened to you,

you know how mad mom and dad would be.

You remember when they caught

us the first time smoking?

(Penny chuckling)

Yeah.

What's so great about that

is they blamed it all on you.

(Layne chuckling)

Well, I have you to thank

for not giving them our stash pot.

Yeah, I lost my driving

privileges for that.

(Layne chuckling)

Oh, to be fair, should

you have been driving?

I'll take that back right now.

(chuckling) Okay,

let's put the pipe down.

Wrong pipe.

(Penny chuckling)

(Layne sighing)

(somber music)

Do you think everything

is gonna be okay,

like go back to normal?

Yeah, I promise.

We'll make it back.

We'll find some bandages

and wheel Goldie outta here.

Yeah, not right now.

(somber music)

I'm sorry, mom.

(somber music)

(Anna sobbing)

Don't make me do it, mom!

Don't make me do it, please!

(sobbing) I miss you!

(somber music)

I know you like Roger, but I miss you.

(Anna sobbing)

I just wanted to hang out

with you more, (sobbing)

So please don't leave.

(Anna weeping)

I'm sorry, mom!

(Anna weeping)

(Goldie grumbling)

It really burns.

Don't look!

How bad is it?

(somber music)

It's not that bad.

(Ivy moaning)

I wanna see.

No, no, you don't.

I want daddy.

(Ivy weeping)

Me too!

(Ivy weeping)

(somber music)

Here!

(Ivy weeping)

I'm gonna go get you some new wrap, okay?

(Ivy weeping)

When I get back, I'll

read you a story, okay?

Okay.

(kitchen utensils clanging)

Hello?

(somber music)

Hello?

(somber music)

(thrilling music)

(zombie grumbling)

(Belinda screaming)

(Ivy sobbing)

Stay right there, okay?

I'll be right back.

(thrilling music)

Mom?

Mom?

(suspenseful music)

(zombies eating Belinda's flesh)

(zombie grumbling)

(thrilling music)

(Kelly exclaiming)

(Kelly gasping)

No!

(Kelly gasping)

(Kelly gasping)

(zombies grumbling)

No, no, no, no!

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

(Kelly gasping)

(thrilling music)

(Kelly panting)

(eerie music)

(Kelly mumbling)

What are you doing?

Oh, you look terrible!

Oh my God!

(Ivy vomiting)

(Ivy grumbling)

Oh, God!

(Ivy grumbling)

No!

(Kelly screaming)

(Ivy grumbling)

(thrilling music)

(Kelly panting)

God!

(Kelly screaming)

(Ivy grumbling)

(Kelly panting)

(Ivy grumbling)

(thrilling music)

Layne, bandages!

All right.

Ah, bandages!

Anna May?

I don't need those anymore.

(somber music)

(zombie grumbling)

(somber music)

(Anna May hitting zombie with a pipe)

(zombie grumbling)

(Anna May whimpering)

(zombie grumbling)

(zombie shrieking)

(Anna May hitting zombie with a pipe)

(zombie grumbling)

(Anna May weeping)

(somber music)

It's the corn.

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

It's the corn.

What are you talking about?

Listen, when did everything go to sh*t?

This morning?

Yep, but like when, what happened?

Where are you going with this?

It's the festival.

Almost everyone in town went,

and they're all infected,

and the ones who didn't

go are about to be.

This is heavy.

That means like the entire town

could be outside waiting for us.

We gotta get outta here.

And go where?

Anywhere is better, but here though.

(Penny and Layne screaming)

(thrilling music)

No!

No!

(Layne screaming)

(Anna May screaming)

- Go!

- Run!

No!

(Anna screaming)

- Go!

- No, I can't just leave you.

- But you need to.

- No!

I love you.

(Anna screaming)

(Layne screaming)

Go back!

Go back!

(Layne screaming)

No!

(somber music)

(Layne screaming)

(zombies grumbling)

(Layne crying)

(somber music)

(Penny hitting zombies

with a baseball bat)

(Penny mumbling)

(thrilling music)

(Penny sighing)

I have an idea!

What?

When they first came in,

they were sniffing us,

like they smelled us.

Okay.

We have to smear their blood on us.

I can't do that.

You've got a better idea?

Come on.

You're gonna have to trust me, okay?

I can't do that.

I can't do that.

We have to do now.

Okay.

You have one more, you need more!

Oh God!

(zombies grumbling)

- Are you okay?

- Okay.

(somber music)

(zombies grumbling)

(suspenseful music)

(birds chirping)

(Esther panting)

Okay, I can't breathe!

Hey, we need a minute!

[Carolyn] Are you kidding?

It's just a minute or two.

Okay, what's the problem?

My asthma, like I can't breathe.

Oh, then why did you even come?

'Cause she wanted to help, that's why.

Well, she's now worthless

and holding all of us up.

So if Ivy dies, it's your problem.

I'm sorry.

For what?

I'm such a pain in the a*s.

I'm just so scared.

Yeah, look, we are,

but we're gonna get through this, okay?

(Esther sighing)

Hey, do you remember when

you first moved here?

Yeah, I was so nervous,

I didn't know anybody,

I met you though.

And what was the first

thing I said to you?

To not be afraid of things

that are out of our control.

Right.

And I've got your back,

and Anna May and Lane and Penny and...

For lack of better judgment, those two.

(Esther sighing)

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Do you really believe

what she said back there?

About what?

About you being my little b*tch?

No, don't listen to her!

They shouldn't have come!

Carolyn, I love you, and

I love how tough you are.

Sometimes you just need

to tone it down a little.

Are you going soft on me, bud?

No, I'm just saying they

aren't as tough as we are.

Then maybe they shouldn't have come.

Listen, sweetheart, they care

about Ivy as much as we do,

and they are putting

their lives on the line

just like we are.

Will you be that hard to show them

just a little bit of respect?

Yeah.

That's my girl!

So Butch, I gotta tell you something,

you have to promise you won't be mad.

Depends on what it is.

- I really gotta pee.

- Seriously?

We were just in a bathroom.

I didn't have to go there.

Oh, f*cking women!

All right, take one of them with you

to watch your back while you go.

Why can't you come?

Has to go to the bathroom.

Which one of you're coming with?

Yes, it's you.

- Okay.

If we make it to his house

and he is not there, we're screwed.

You wanna go back?

Okay, I'm not saying that,

I'm just saying this is a big risk to take

for someone who might already be dead.

I don't think she's

gonna die from a bite.

Okay, think about it.

Rosie got bit and turned

into whatever that was.

Lynn and Leona got bit,

died, and came back.

Are you seeing a pattern here?

- Yeah, okay, I get it.

You might be right.

Like for all we know,

Ivy might already be a walking corpse.

Hey, come on!

(thrilling music)

- Dr. Jennings?

- Yeah.

What's left of him!

We gotta get Carolyn and

Esther and get back to the house.

Yeah, let's get outta here, come on.

So, okay, about earlier.

I guess I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.

I let the anxiety get me scared.

We're all scared.

So I have someone I

think you might drive with.

Hmm, who's that?

Yeah, Tommy.

- Tommy Smithson.

- The very same.

Don't you think he's cute?

- Hmm, kinda.

- Kind of?

Oh, I think he's hot.

If I weren't with Butch,

I'd be all over him.

(chuckling) Maybe you

should think about that.

(chuckling) What the

f*ck does that mean?

I'm just saying, the minute you're gone,

I'm gonna be all over your boyfriend,

make him forget you ever existed.

What the f*ck did you just say?

Either you're just the

dumbest piece of sh*t ever,

or I'm just that good.

Either way I'm gonna comfort Butch,

and he's gonna be all mine.

Oh, I'm gonna f*ck you up!

(sighing) Take this

memory to your grave,

his lips on mine.

(Carolyn screaming)

Bye, Carolyn!

(Carolyn screaming)

Help!

Help me!

Help me!

(Carolyn screaming)

(zombies grumbling)

(Carolyn screaming)

(thrilling music)

(Esther screaming)

(zombie grumbling)

(Esther screaming)

Oh my God!

(Esther panting)

Ooh!

No, no, no, no!

(Esther panting)

I'm gonna turn into one of those things.

No, you're not.

(Esther panting)

Don't be afraid of things

that are out of your control.

That's right,

everything's gonna be fine.

Promise me.

Promise me I'm not gonna

live the rest of my life

like one of those things, like...

I promise.

(Joan stabbing Esther with a knife)

(Joan weeping)

(zombie grumbling)

(Butch hitting the zombie

with a baseball bat)

Carolyn!

Butch!

Butch!

She pushed me.

What?

f*cking b*tch pushed me.

f*cking b*tch is gonna pay!

It's okay.

(thrilling music)

I love you.

I thank you for coming into my

life when I was at my worst.

I will always be grateful. (Sobbing)

(somber music)

(weeping) Carolyn!

Carolyn, I love you.

(Joan stabbing Esther)

(upbeat music)

(Butch panting)

(thrilling music)

What the f*ck are you doing?

She was gonna turn!

Do you wanna see her

like one of those things?

The f*cking b*tch!

(Joan and Butch mumbling)

- Stop it!

- She left her!

- She was gonna help.

- She pushed her.

Damn it!

Wait, stop!

What, you wanna hit me?

Do it!

Death would be better than this sh*t!

(Butch throwing baseball bat

and collapsing to the floor)

(Butch weeping)

Look, I'm sorry about

what happened to Carolyn,

but I need you to be strong right now.

(Butch panting)

You can find a set of keys, get in town,

and get the hell outta here.

I think it'd be quicker

if we head into town,

find everyone else and get Goldie's keys.

(panting) Stay close.

(thrilling music)

You have to k*ll me!

It's not gonna happen.

If you don't, I'm just gonna

come back as one of them.

It's asking too much.

Got any Layne's weed left?

No, he'd lost it again.

f*ck!

I have a confession.

Yeah, what's that?

Remember when we

tried shrooms in my room

for the first time?

(chuckling) Yeah, how can I forget?

We ran bare a*s naked down the street.

(Anna chuckling)

I still think I have some

of those guys' numbers.

You were the only one

that was naked (chuckling)

Because I was too scared to try it,

so I hit him under the mattress,

and just acted like I was flying high.

(Anna chuckling)

- You b*tch!

I'm sorry I was nervous, (chuckling)

But it was really funny to

watch you run down the street,

and when you tripped and fell.

(Penny and Anna chuckling)

That's how I got the

scratches on my boobs, huh?

(Anna laughing)

(Penny sighing)

I've always loved you, right?

Yeah.

And that you're my best friend.

I love you too.

Now do what you gotta do.

No, I can't.

Don't make me come back and bite you.

Whoa, my goodness, you guys!

Where are the others?

We need to find a set of keys.

Where is Carolyn and Esther?

What's all over you?

Long story.

Goldie has keys in the hall.

All right, we gotta go.

- Yeah.

- Come on, come on.

Let's go, come on.

- I'm sorry.

- What?

No, no, no, no, no!

- Jesus Christ!

No, no, no!

Ah, no! (Screaming)

No, no (mumbling)

(Penny weeping)

Hey, hey, hey, they're

coming, we gotta go.

Come on, I'll hold them on.

- sh*t!

- Get outta here.

Come on!

- Make it quick!

(zombies grumbling)

sh*t!

(Butch and Joan screaming)

(thrilling music)

(Penny panting)

(zombie sniffing)

(thrilling music)

(zombies grumbling)

(upbeat music)

[Steve] This is Steve Romeo,

and we have some breaking

news to report to you.

There appears to be something happening

in the town of Bakersville

in southern Illinois.

We do not have all the details,

but we have John Summers on the scene.

John, can you hear me?

[John] Yes, Steve.

Can you hear me?

[Steve] Yes, John, we can hear you.

[John] Yeah, I'm coming to you

about 20 miles outside

the town of Bakersville.

The military has blocked

all roads leading in

and out of this small Midwest town.

[Steve] Have they given

you an explanation as to why.

[John] They have not given us a reason

why this town has been quarantined?

There have been unsubstantiated reports

that some type of virus has

infected the townspeople.

[Steve] John, I need to

interrupt you for a minute.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

we are now getting reports

of similar quarantine zones

being set up further upstate.

Have you heard anything

about that from where you're at, John?

[John] No, Steve, I have not,

and the military presence

here has been silent.

Wait, we see some people

coming towards us.

Some are walking while others are running.

[Steve] I'm sorry,

John, can you repeat that?

[John] They appear

to be severely hurting.

(soldier screaming)

Oh my God, they're attacking the soldiers.

(soldier screaming)

This is unreal, I can't

believe what I'm seeing.

[Steve] John, John, if you

need to get out of there,

please do so.

[Steve] There's more of

them coming, I have to...

Well, I have to...

(zombies grumbling)

(eerie music)

[Steve] John, can you hear me?

John?

(thrilling music)

John, can you hear me?

John?

We seem to have lost John.

We'll continue to watch

this unfolding situation.

Now back to our regular programming.

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I don't know where in the f*ck

all these zombies is coming from.

I seen three come out the corn field.

There's one now.

(mumbling) look out!

Whoa!

(driver crashing his car)

(upbeat music)

What?

What the...?

Ugh!

Zombies!

No!

Zombies, everybody run!

(upbeat music)

Are those zombies?

Cool!

No!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, don't come this way!

No, no, no, no, no!

(speaker screaming)

(upbeat music)

(speaker screaming)

(zombie grumbling)

(upbeat music)

Yo, what the f*ck you

zombies doing in my house?

(upbeat music)

Did you hear that?

I don't know what it was.

Oh my God, they're

g*dd*mn zombies out there.

Go get the big g*n!

Oh, g*dd*mn zombies!

Hmm.

Get your brother!

(speaker reloading g*n)

[Speaker] Okay, that's it.

(upbeat music continues)