02x01 - Beetlemania

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nothing to be done now there's a lot to

be done well it cut those didn't chop

any logs get the fire going in the

birthing rate not Archie it's still

crawling with beetles we can't afford to

risk cross-contamination so we're gonna

do what the beetles k*ll every tree in

the park no no I've asked for a

specialist help a tree SAR journalist ah

dr. Livingstone I presume what Stanley

and Livingstone

hello mr. Livingstone yeah no no it was

an attempt at levity don't attempt an

explanation oh right well we have been

told we have a pretty nasty case of

infestation caused by a type of beetle

which drains the tree of its sap causing

its premature death

sassette lot of panda vicious and the

best attains male pheromone the females

can't resist it Fitness Hall to ESCP

there's a good chance you'll see them is

it safe perfectly it's colorless

odorless

well at least to us although it's highly

flammable does this living still in you

go no 50 years service

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Michelle stop the bus say this is for

you this late nordian twice num1 no

getting really good that's it football

third period I'm just sticking my

initials in early ba*ls you know it's a

way you play it

no you're thinking Hara for a chance one

last week on Gretna they should be

beautiful for captain West Brom rubbish

what yes it's just too late you know see

the other Turner because there's no all

profit that's ring to the committee good

I know to buy the wins boys and nets and

steps in that yeah are you all right

yeah I'm fine everything just you know

shouldn't the bees do you want to ask

you something

Oh will I every system like you know see

you on afraid II there's a relaunch of

that curry karaoke playing in the gym I

the medicine I'm think I can do for some

scan and then we you know I'm gonna Tina

I'm going alright good and I'll just

tell my friends ask me I'm crazy

III boom that's cool does all squad good

maybe you didn't alright tender

hey I

oh yeah maybe see you though then see ya

out there now course walk on all right

not you all right

off you go piya

Kaleo

sorry hit him again reacts that mr.

Henderson

alright we're gonna draw shot when we're

here but we didn't anybody what happened

to you anyway you loved that guy for the

w*r bin Laden nah what he we buck

Genghis Khan all right sir thank you

finished huh

good the jobs for today are as follows

William Wallace Yuri me I'll be taking

you through the pheromone treatment hey

nobody end up me a parrot that summer

comes still don't know that's hormones

will be dealing with pheromones

pheromones but the fear the afternoon of

it karela we tease you too and Michel

whenever she shows up you'll be going

back to school

she'll be wearing a uniform hey you wrap

that no can do my friend the rules state

that being sexist or otherwise her meets

bud is off-limits only if they add in a

state of courtship who do you know read

on the NST of course yet yet like us

follow Scott Busse were you doing in my

locker

replacement Scott books as I was seeing

induction for the new history tours

commences today you'll have to be sharp

enough to k*ll it I lose you - then

don't we start our morning field

like Ken let me go back get it finished

should be bunnies not offer my flat

keeps up do back hi

Tina's sneeze who's d*ck my necks used

to sell later Jake it's in the pub ended

up with my more so it's the latest vo

then what you mean was he selling you is

Kanis wish I had some dig in maybe

cheats knew might not hold on your

tongue

hey let's say it for me and that but I

don't think there's anything in it I

mean it doesn t want to start seeing me

again

does he I'm no shoe and Michelle but if

I shagged piaf a deadly fever it did you

I'd have my fanny let Jackie still ones

miss righting arm of Celia I get you

know sir spare set of keys for that

front door and a roll and sausage while

we discuss my fee now here you need a

fire starter i

best place it Stewie I need to expand

and if bugger please oh I'm not your

bank manager that I'm an arsonist and a

kidnapper and a pit and daiquiri

watch this please well get you're

dealing some turps so your overheads

won't be much and it's really my time

[ __ ] wet team open the door

start fireball there's a lot more to it

not pet plannin ready execution which by

the way I also do so you stick the flip

in the burgers and I'll stick the torch

and cuffs

Wendy we did love to be tonight but puts

Russians and doing the rest of the week

but Dean didn't concern yourself about

time just slippers a set of keys and

take the Abed like we never had this

glamour

Oh howdy

Devin body I can sort that for you

like I said your worries are over on

that score but I'm for pound a roll and

if the papers got a pattern it's a fiber

I find it serves the memory best if one

splits the statues into their

constituent groups w*r medicine your

systems flawed me but well where would

you put a statue of Florence Nightingale

a w*r medicine well she'd have to be

cross sectioned so nothing set in stone

precisely oh here she comes a very own

Florence Nightingale there's another

uniform of late you see in a shop sorry

I'm late mr Turner no excuse being

offered Argos one word Argos you do

realize that you have the most

excessively erratic timekeeping of

anyone in this department

are you married me yes why I just kind

of get my he'd ruin anybody less than

you as the unpaid for boys the least

initiative from Tula towers we've to

learn the names of a lot along deed

Victorians then brought some Japanese

tourists to the point of suicide

hari-kari hey a Japanese parking man of

great peace then you go hammer Wanda

knows busty specs thoughts cute in one

week when you're quite finished

he's funny steel that you knew hi hey

there's nobody in Wallace you're dealing

made it maintenance Yugi the adults in

this room about I respect all right

I simply wanted to move things on we

move a piece no yours you got that yes

of course well

sorry good right team Michelle sounds

good

let me

sure this is gonna be safe mr. Anderson

many people's gave me the heebies course

it's going to be safe get your asses off

the team get started why I put plenty on

when I stuff them up quick search on all

I see father

the gloves come or not legal guests

after so city leaders well I said forgot

my hard hat

yeah move boy

let's say we hear OID wah-ha-ha-ha

there's a hot date

Wow oh yeah go pay peanuts you get

monkeys

where were you Oh between

that's your pocket

for good maths but they're gone so you

can see how Victorian industrialists

have shaped our beautiful city parks and

if you look very closely you can see a

do shape in her seat Glasgow come down I

will not tolerate such flowery language

in front of a lady

Michelle you go her or hang me she's got

mad attitude the noesis I before all the

Pesci albums she can make some little

best of them

hey Michelle you mean you two axles no

problems told you so you don't be fooled

hot tongues not here than the flared a

new van be that as it may I think we

should move on from name-calling and

[ __ ] you mean backbiting yes then

why did you use the term [ __ ] I

don't know what you mean

I thought they are they are backing it's

a term g*y men use for having sex with

each other is it is it really well miss

Elliot any more little gems like that

from the let's--can of g*y men be sure

to let us know calm over more tea anyone

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creepy ently there are you know honey

tea hi sushi be neat keep them contained

gather them up Hey look in the other hip

crawl on me all shots put them in the

bags bagging beetles new this is Megan

I'm gonna the shower game you mean a

bath

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now we can expect a crowd of anything up

to 30 people later on so my crowd are

here to make sure you're not fazed a

Styrofoam Ned an display mounted Golani

and shape myself the kid Peter you're up

first

remember what I told you earlier just be

yourself

good morning ladies and gentlemen and

welcome to our history - off Kelvin you

sound like you're packing a coffin when

you go then

good morning ladies and gentlemen my

name is Bryan I'm here to take you on

the history tour this morning

any questions please don't hesitate to

us Burgos you may guess you and my HUS

oral sex I sincerely hope that wouldn't

be your response in the field well what

would be an appropriate response tear

cardboard dr*fter misty remote until he

folds ding and the boy wins a coconut

please try to stay focused now Michelle

can you tell me who that man is dear

that is William Collins madam he was the

Lord Provost and the leader of the

temperance movement I'd report did he /

boy

I don't really know madam mr Turner

never told me she doesn't really care

madam none of us do you see we are here

on the say-so of a crackpot in Tweed I

hear he's got your report of employee

for disruptive behavior well I hear that

the employee can hear monkeys and he's a

bore here I've walked many home I hear

that's entirely his prerogative but he's

going to be reprimanded nonetheless well

I hear my team arguing me a cowboy

granny I'll leave her brain she's no

bother

no it's hadn't puppetmaster tea break

I'm not putting up with us help me oh

well looks like someone knows it all

doesn't want to hang around for fear you

might actually learn something

sweetheart you come with us

bet the fat man tooth is flaky

look what is the me I was trying him for

Tashi

when I did my back never find two in my

scans so last place you want a fing D

I mean da for saying that people my

denims one thing G's or was it being now

don't know

Bridget the idiot flung every the windy

you know for the sausage that [ __ ]

torn up has got us to talk to cardboard

new issue of lager ants knee up plant

all right how's that gone it's not the

that I believe it Beatlemania Hey a

funeral minder but in the D the Beatles

the far before when all a woman were

chasing them Beatlemania they called I

mean seeing that man off these Nate

winner are you mad hot steaming a big

fight wanna you find sit I also did it

for you you reek

I'm need Johnny Depp Emma who that it's

okay to be ended hi boys

what if he's bleeding that's or D if you

attract the females YouTube startup

right nice Tina for a carrot ginger

do you know I can't I don't you

I stuck up boom up Mars not sleep with

left ear

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i hiccup the main I before this w*r

indeed I do anyway everyone was coming

back there I'm crossing here

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Hey it means Henderson I phoned this

morning about your beetle stupid bump

listen in Anderson the ways to be b*mb

beetles

hey Bailey hey hey many beetles who

don't know what up we have on the docket

well I'm guessing mm you know in a case

just like doing 16 black bags

we send them bills and remaining offer

look give us something else to talk to

yeah hi there

Anderson Beals 16 bags Davey lunch break

piss off

he's all your twinged you first turn my

other bands came with the frames sorry

gonna once again I've never noticed you

laser for I've never know if you're a

beast would you mean

well I've noticed then that but Norway

forecast that set i've never focused on

you before you like what you see

i oh why you like to take this to the

major how many people know you are you

talking about raising their eye right

okay people

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you hey are you the two one maturity

uh uh no need sir the city fathers have

seen to it that you will not be over

buttoned with fiscal excess one for the

tumor right off we go then

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yes yes mute myself yeah yeah this is

the Cameroonians w*r memorial it was

built in 1924 to the glorious memory of

all the ranks who upheld liberty and

justice throughout the world

friends soldiers that's why I came here

for you oh I I was their son hi and end

a few medals too but I gave them to my

daughter what my wife did before she

died

it's funny you know you think you'd

forget II after a time you want to but

you don't the theses the noise nothing

solo does w*r Shalu who and the smells

well they were the DZ

to a cup of tea all right I'm making

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look at this state at Jackie Stalin's

Miss OH

date in the morning wait remember what I

tell you

last month Gibson gets a kick me

1968 they disbanded the regiment there

were very few of us left then and now

we're just one or two a better skinny

and that's about it but you've still got

your family oh there's no complaint

about that yeah

enough lady my daughter takes me to the

salt market we can have a bit of fish

and here a few Hoffs and most of the

time I get pissed and the fish goes in

the bed where could you have toilet

straight back through there past the

lockers I like meeting the old-timers

look gives you perspective

oh there's our sworn the [ __ ]

learning the names on lumps of granite

and you can't get a water he's made yes

it shows the success of the history to

it initiative success the man said that

himself knob the keys on monkeys about

that statue or wait Dudley's country

what we've done is remainder don't think

I can take up any more of your time I

better be on no no one for the road

oh no no my daughter rings about five

o'clock I don't want to miss her she's a

terrible one here what Andy thanks very

much for listening you've made an old

man very happy see ya bye

well that's not going off taken to not

think we're just about I should tidy

these cups away I'll get them in a

minute

you'd be doing them all day I think I'll

ask Peter if he fancies a drink one step

at a time

yeah I mean you're still the enemy to

these guys

well not as much as Henderson but in

their days you're still your boss

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either so every day isn't it would you

like to nation hey it's any good car

that's like any job you've done for the

day

Parko see another summer new one save

the true six from a pile of frogs and

the thing about me I give you I'll check

your Scottie draw mr. Henderson

you're not pay for the bothy hey did 40

quid good Missy

oh Jesus I'll make it didn't they're

right you see these bags and dump them

on a canal you send them beetles

how come I got all the good jobs just go

in there I'm on the scrounge on behalf

of the kiddies hospice up a debris Park

we're only 4,000 off a new scanner so

whatever you've got is really scratch

the inside of the teeny

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