01x06 - Bandstand

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no Archer as much as I'd like to be at

this meeting tomorrow I'm going to be

enough course well these things happen

coach like lament and lucky for you too

we've been looking at your performance

for a while though and it's not just me

that thinks that you're ready to take

the next step the motion for Christ I

had two senior deputy hoop source

convene our site wasn't you your CV

speaks for itself

no they commit you know that I'm an

absentee so aware so you get along now

new face and push the coats of light no

Calvin close by understands and I saw

right there we need the new car park in

its place you'll meet some resistance

from the usual bleeding hearts but

nothing you can't handle I'm sure listen

thanks very much fast guys like Amazon

will bother you just bring me a leveled

Bandstand and a shiny new car park and

you can choose between teak and mahogany

and no desk no coach does oh I think

what are we late for this course all I

had every Artie

oh hey

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the year Ratana so reverse its elastic

until for this the sharp experience on

top you'll understand one day one of

your wings are sale sorry my peers are

telling women I'm Louisville and have

wins or behind me those are dog all

right little bit Vietnam or whatever as

Madonna goes I'll then take the [ __ ]

bandmates face triplet lovely food

doorman please what is that you see to

tape them Glasgow come back I had to get

him up on that mob

bhai in wins I'm taking me a bit of

place and give them better prospects

like saying smoking crack with Jack

Osbourne no no no these things are

topless mountain climber does it takes a

drink for donkeys I never want to be

stuck all right good when June view

munchkin oh speaking of glad to see you

made the effort for the kids mr.

Henderson hears that you've come as high

you know top part after station master

Gotama sit tight stationmaster first go

be a roast attempt yet Mike Ashley is it

back into work

I'm like this roving head Goodyear hey

I'm a mechanic

are you one nor no I'm in fancied race

no for the rains none

oh I like the mechanics reads a bit nor

the chunking stories

Lucy made an answer but I don't see you

haven't I got the guy who's just tied

balloons to silk

that's my mind George he says your

costumes on with the shape no I never

know I just said you never mediafire no

look I'm serious

I like balloons no I mean who doesn't it

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alright boys Wow nice plate makes me fat

you want to chain my uh-huh i nee Balham

kneel

it's it Jenny I mean for me oh yeah

wait you you know and share respondus

new lesson in jungle myth

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my dad for our largest black piece what

were these late Tyla nearly JC yeah he's

always doing my things for money great

jails and a lot enough they tilt it he's

brought some juice and Thailand as yah

he's not how's it going to get him him

ah you don't bring them in

you leave Emilio just send the milk back

oh no cutaway back the time on my big

cheese butter take my right Tai Chi's

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wait honey they suffer me back ok I'm

eating to go eat right I feel peace is

putting a bit more effort than some of

the others and that's fine in mind that

that's a higher job and bow in mine

their names been out more anyway a [ __ ]

hey Bo Peep ones Bo Peep the one out

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spider-man and Robin Hood I'm a [ __ ] hi

Taro's with a cabbie brush we got a

treat gentlemen start your engine I'm

going to be away for the rest of the day

will be sprite chicks cheese you look at

that gear like taboc

you'd actually demand Anna Michelle

goose you're not give my men bites a

rock what is it your scale enough to

anybody that what do you mean be a good

signal I'd see that sailor a funeral not

caught by

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yes bye-bye face-painted kitty

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but is every touch anybody trace the

bosses a bit

well the hub as well come down it that

cheap suit coming at the begging all

right

that's the thing about your suit we're

not into what was it Oscar Wilde called

them again wankers I see all the people

that want and Cole sent us they need for

a suit

there's nobody in the Scud new traffic

wardens don't get me started an SDS suit

whereas they do' and 20 grand a year

dead-end jobs banana and a briefcase

merchants tear Trump's near sugars

ruthless b*stards the other people their

suit justice and of course your cycles

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okay gentlemen module five the dreaded

roleplay and remember take this you're

being monitored at all times and this

will count towards your final score

now you to me come on and off you go

what does your brief tell you steadfast

land Ranger confronts confused use and

apart and off your book go they used one

you know you're no supposed to drank in

the park look how iam park sheitel a bid

for a you manger language always I can

smell a sweet smell watch s abate your -

how do you know I can see the young

boy's eyes don't eat hey you come on

Narang it's team you got your cell up

the roads my baby's gone missing Japan

he's mad about stored by me and I wanna

do you're doing very well great madam

Virgil I see you're the baby over by the

pond I was afraid that make her felon

and got wait it's not kidnapping well

spotted

carry on he's a task wait shot poison

him Jennifer Holmes never presume have

you checked her but a he scream violet

point I've got many kids over they have

hundreds and thousands

did that woman ever get a win back all

right let's woof we took it awful how

long have you been up there since 6

o'clock this morning and I've got

supplies to last me for a fortnight did

you have our meals under that seat up

there no use the block and tackle what's

it to you I am the chief one range of

the switch has to be I'm the one with a

cop me into the forward you're Henderson

that's right hey I gave myself up there

you go Michelle we've got a tough love

that's all it takes

don't flatter yourself you're Tashi

prick

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hey is there not going to be years

before the knock this thing down

oh there's a meeting later on today to

decide the fate of the bunch then I'm

just trying to raise awareness and you

know kinda hump though being is yeah

chained to the fence unglued yeah I

don't blue my hands defense case

unfortunately removed I will show them

so just how do you plan is reasonably on

this other than ball in your lungs it I

never work alone

hey the James Bond no he always what's a

loan sure Moneypenny

cue facilitators no partners nor look

Crocker up tubs or Starsky and Hutch so

what was Batman n before he met Robin

every g*y man's dream doesn't anything

for the Gestapo tactics have you started

it without taschek what is it you want

here

it's my dear arrange it you Joe who's

got the keys for the van hey me so no

pocket there like a me like you stick

your hands in his pocket and get the

keys

it nice and slow you speaking her starts

here

[ __ ] my watch strap stuck

nothing to see here

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I'm to the good old days

playful signatures not patient Yvonne

Argyle Street my doubts about potations

new I mean 10,000 names and addresses

whether we attain dentistry thank you

very much do you let me break dollar

bring me some truth in that you know do

you see he's not my thing go when you

put your main to your reasons klieg

another unemployment that was what was I

thinking fast lead rainbow flags

whistles scheme songs

oh I George Galloway even what [ __ ] oh

hey I mean it's all very we all or that

band a b*mb che in it but see the

bandstand subdivision is it no I don't

look what happened to Gretna either

bring him to me that's all you're

attracting members attention these days

shut up you this is buddy serious most

feeders Leno's mate is less than a

Linda's fun

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yeah maybe statues not I think you may

have to be a bit more site-specific than

start using that what does it say in you

can't confused tourists Luton father

Museum then you may want to use the

wanted museum Dada

you get it here me where's the statues

now do you mean the museum I which one

aha

the cart ball very good pointing out the

Glasgow has many museums does it well

yes

what's your can't see lost canadian

bagpipe player so why did you answer him

he's mummy not in this exercise his name

static you hear me where's the statue

isn't that funnel you seen my bike Papes

what did it look like

Donal you're a lost paper your play set

up new laws you have your pipes with you

where well I don't know in your car

a high up car yes swimmer your cow move

it's out now gentlemen gentlemen please

no let's start again this time I'll play

the park ranger all the information you

need is on your car's you first hear me

Ghani tell him to keep an eye out for my

bagpipes or sweet lord take five

everybody

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mr. artsy Henderson is that correct yes

that is correct

The Fat Controller do to attend a public

consultation meeting on the feet of the

bandstand later today is that right yes

there were half a notice it goes so if

I'll just do it

don't even think about it hi Mitch take

his briefcase destroy his ID yeah you

know what to do Mitch the council's

plans the level there's bands that will

no cease to exist too many it will seem

as if they've had a sudden change of

heart they will see a very caring and

compassionate mr. Henderson the atashi

deck mr. Jim the city in part

departments possession on this is quite

clear we are not in the business of

business our cities dear green places

should remain exactly that I have to say

this marks a significant change in the

council's position that is simply

because we had a lesson in council a

serving council mr. chairman the public

no longer care about a relic that has

become no more than an eyesore

pardon the public don't care

at first light this morning the group

began taking up positions in many of the

city parks in protests against the

proposed demolition citing what they

call the narrow mindedness and greed of

the city fathers they are many in number

largely peaceful and well organized so

it's hardly a case of the blind leading

the blind let's take a break there yeah

well endlessness dado on the top and

just knew so it's only a matter of time

before you go back to fire talking chums

here Michelle you'd be better for him

anybody here pause okay gentlemen

welcome back from lunch can anyone tell

me what this is at least the time this

gentleman is the hot seat with a call

that well it's from a rotten cherry

Umrah stickers take a card

the rug Medway door forgets to kick the

football i'll McCadden that was me last

weekend right old woman who has lost our

Huskies harmed for some maybe we delete

my pension and then when I came him look

at me find my keys shortly I went by

through the park retracing my steps and

now have paid my cell here and the roast

Ostia I nitrate Terry said anything

you'd like to ask me Oh easy happy to

know what age are you cutting a bit

kidding on yet an old woman it on Regis

for this clap me I remind you young man

that this is an important step in your

training as a laundry injector but we

can be good in cut the grass

communication as a vital tool so it's

all one more can I get one

I'm sensing resentment here so what are

your thoughts on this you know seen my

bagpipes have you garden you want some

red sauce in your little pal I was still

my pal I'm really a beauty last night

she just popped that man total deck yes

anyway

I say it's death I know just the man for

you when I talk buddy I told you there

was something like me anyway come up to

Maine Frieden a banger baby they add

half our duplicate you that's a minority

pet you

I'll do that load showing hang your arm

poised easier did you see me you wanna

have a toast even each isn't it that was

real girl he had to kid when he give

cleaner back banks and I told you I was

looking for the bottle collection I I

couldn't keep up Bobby I attends alloys

healed my looks yeah fine basta you mean

you could talk all I stayed I just did

keep people like - you have my bike I

wish I'd thought you're not sure who

else knows that's a bit dinner oh sit

down and touch it but don't tell Tina I

maybe get all understand Thea

about I'm money and may McCluskey don't

know maybe I good luck to you she's a

maniac

I told bruiser she bought pods of ff8

nemanja wins and when he's he come off

she about the guy for ruining the magic

she's only our bodies wealth yeah oh my

god I see it Dino you can t see it you

can't talk

way to make sure it's easy County hiked

you should be able to Delhi

what dashi suggest some kinds of workers

have been taken hostage and with more

protesters arriving this situation looks

like lasting well into the evening

Amanda Ferguson BBC Scotland kelvingrove

park Glasgow we better get my lousy girl

there you dime no messing us

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sorry what something well he says people

put in some immaculate hostage but he

won't let them go as soon as he finds it

with it coming this public meeting us

was there a way we can know he's telling

the truth I attached a lake towards

these bowls I won the advice yeah

lumberjack I'll ask for it

I'm a mechanic well they gave me cutting

equipment we could help get a stone well

no really no I'm a parking you're

wasting my time here

don't listen officer this one weighs

clackum if he's jaws ladies and

gentlemen never grab your attention

please

imagine if you will the Glenn Miller

Orchestra playing this very stage when

Laurel and hardly took their bows to an

adoring crowd how sad that these

memories will be wiped away by the

stroke of a pain of a faceless

conglomerate that puts profit before

people progress before posterity this is

indeed an inconvenient truth like

pensioners Vigna Peche

models are the attorney huggles a bit to

think the meat jumpers you only the

rescue party we watched a she take a

blast Nick yeah okay that's clean that's

to be a deal on me

monkey half-wits dunno got clear with a

cheat infer eviction eating a big bra

you're me you just start knitting that's

even a planet stuff air you've got a

long way to go of you know I mean you

smell that one at him but you want to

chain yourself something suck other nut

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shape the committee have voted by a

maturity of 4 to 2 in favor of retaining

the bandstand the matter is now closed

and will remain so for a further 25

years I'd like now to thank you all for

attending and to invite the members of

the committee to act as signatories to

the agreement

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the gospel I can't share house many

fingers am i holding up three ah boy you

hangin there

I thought used with avid message they

come to New Year after your walk we came

to me Tina

Trujillo piece plus tu money less mob

that's Tina

she wasn't happening she don't want it

boy I'm punching inches 10 under the

hood Avenue pastor thank you you could

talk and you a nice a you know a let's

get an empty way dope

yeah pain someday officer arrest this

man for the best thing a parking I could

do a few year with I you and the plumber

here

I'm mechanic I have just received

confirmation that the kelvingrove

Bandstand will not be replaced with a

car park and the threat of hostage

taking was just that a ruse will now

give ourselves over to the appropriate

authorities nam-myoho-renge-kyo

wanna get these two off men scratch

marks boy I crush up all my milk cartons

and that I did Bicky slaps straightener

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boy it was never the council's position

for the bank Stein you to be removed and

this judgment is simply Mundelein me did

I again that was a pleasure sorry we are

live what did you say your name was

Henderson hot Jehan does it back to you

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good I mean what happened there well

that's what you might call an

inconvenient truth

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for the culpable homicide of bodyguard

Masterson i sentence you to 12 years

behind bars

how does the burning of this Court

thanks for the TV did Robin power just

the way you like you know I'm going to

leave you in a stupid name yet again hi

maybe masti try not to worry about your

bit come at sleep

Michelle

you

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you