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01x05 - Gimme Shelter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dear Green Place". Aired: 19 October 2007 – 5 December 2008.*
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Scottish comedy programme set in a park in central Glasgow.

01x05 - Gimme Shelter

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they listen up

it's know if he'll help me see this

you're gonna Shiva off in a comfortable

metrosexual

I believe it you'll advance sheets

you've got a couple I have you chefs

coming up so I seem to home early very

very no I'm serious come on get a move

on before I change my mind right you

heard the man let's move before these

fever beats you my love a beauty get him

here reach heavenly understand press

taking children

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my god I'm sorry

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right before we kick off the TIC Brooke

for tea and coffee is beginning to look

like w*r and peace again so everybody

pay off your debts or they take these go

back and a lock-and-key represents

everything it stinks about this place i

how can we no go back to an honesty

kitchen cuz the honesty kitchen proved

to be a disaster

ah what communism maybe we could all

vote for a kitchen supervisor or

something uh okay all those in favor of

hightower here making the teas and

coffees for everybody like Taj vote now

DTCC coffees I'd leave your caffeine

intake to little boys

hey you got night shift induction coming

up you've both needed over at the art

galleries night watchman we everything

that's council policy for years Michelle

they sent a couple of aimless b*stards

to do their nature get opinions of

people either you know new milk right

you three we seem to be having problems

with subsidence on the far side of the

palace

Orvis read go and have a look for me

Garvin you are with mr. Henderson you

sure you had to make up the beds

goodness even by your standards that was

lean I know I should have come back with

stay away oh I've got it

starting the day with a bang

wasn't ey on the cable hello me hey LJ

Henderson no jazz named me scarlet lips

that's the Duke you well not really sure

I need deliverance BT EDI okay late

we'll go in here die after did you bring

the dice have a lastly you see I don't

read I've been told okay glady

yes secure yeah great one in charge in

your private I wanna risk oh well if

you're gonna to the process easy tiger

come on up

what's his test no one we just need you

know you're saying say you mustn't die -

Capisce capisce I owe ya later on to

start then okay guys so when the scenes

Oh can you sing well as a matter of fact

I can this no better than scarlet lips

yeah you saw that right anyone - OH

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I think I'm swallowing a teeth

oh well yellow guys named scarlet loves

for that with a but look no that

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so no 2/4 hate for a care owner what L

can hand you can never ever want to be

be a Fletcher's for the summer why be a

third job hate you was the score

come on spelling get Eddie remember the

x-ray filters mm-hmm

backing up my end this morning he

couldn't eat granda yeah lucky b*stard

I married the 18 firing blanks at 19 and

it was plain sailing all the way through

hell cheating on me at 35 I'm as lucky

as a black cat rewind I was very good so

I did it

don't spin this you know drink the lot

well I know what you could do me Samiha

hey there's a man uh-oh

come on tell me hey stop maddening your

[ __ ] all night

oh she's happy with my last thought

before I close my eyes but there okay

she is great well that's neat easy way

you tell you this but uh you need new

teeth they add up say that but it's your

teeth they've had with her she'll tell

you know I'm telling you that as your

pal

you need to get your teeth fixed so I

grind up them Oh Dana wait okay thanks

oh boy

I'm Evie so that's a grand for the teeth

and seven grand for tech tax

hey-up you don't cut no cutting any not

yeah when you go hello oh hello

didn't expect to hear for you after what

happened at her weekend there all right

well accidents happen and it's clear or

not but the calendar doesn't he what

absolutely yeah that's fantastic

well I'll see you tonight and I by the

way um thanks very much scarlet lips

alrighty then

did you Mike

Oh could you hear me but I was on the

phone

did you hear but I you couldn't hit

cookie

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if they touch your tea and review I

suppose the biscuits won't touch his

mouth doesn't really ability as I shall

this is big in vain meeting so you and

your ma can put me through the wringer

one last time and touch you leave my

mommy is Carrie she's banging the door I

can see a shadow

you send a check to Malloy I see but no

you insisted I can go in here for one

final round but no that's time throwing

in the towel just give me the money

let me ask you what that's it

why of course as the CLE absolute

remember I will be back to FERPA little

batoon in your tail e that's not the

ball he'd know charlie hi that's right

I'll get Charlie to you know the

Pakeezah through pest uncle's a new year

God knows he's big enough new meat I

know so just get me back in for would

you guys quit go with two wins and a

close to the one a mess there Charlie's

I'm glad to give you back in

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that's pink

tell them it's salmon it's salmon pink

well says my [ __ ] but I'm not gonna put

it in the window now look unless you've

got 500 million quid mate your only

options this that's a nice watch you

gone okay I'm gonna pull up as my

father's no service this Benja late

see by race we should get a dagger then

just label the whole thing properly oh

h* h* just a bit caught my sail governor

shut there I know what you mean

some days in here I really couldn't give

a monkey's Hey look the good deeds

outweigh the bad though

yep ha she's got a good old thing what

you're talking who taught you that

hey out the morning fun I'll leave

Scarlett whoops you can talk I see

sounds like a mate just before 6:00

I need chancy's meet another Nate Gavin

were you doing talking yeah oh I it's

just a hang I've done since I was be I

can't don't I'm deaf to keep a guy falls

off my bike you know you can hear two

words yeah I sorry

why ain't that's Hannibal you should be

struck down for doing a sec hang like

that high rate where you stand boy and a

12-inch [ __ ] please listen you enjoy all

these mean you'll look after please

Niebuhr so Italian here Asti watcher I

know you'll be too busy look at the Dana

Saul's no Bulldogs nor that shape so we

have to sweep these cards on e have to

be enough feet the whole thing you might

say twin a year Lea booties machines I'm

10 year ago before this place get done

up I got audio ringtail monkey team the

east way with kids forest started

raining a stuffed penguin had to get

short yet so that's the way you're gonna

can't even have a baby there's a tease

it used to be a blaze spot behind the

early mammoths they planted a camera at

us and that was I humped thought this

was gonna be easy 180 easy money you see

the vending machines in the basement

some things get the odd tube or nuts

forgot they pack up

what the hell was I don't know the

ground just gave weight well you need

run and get help

Who am I Lassie look just grab yourself

a decent food holding T holding my arm

yeah I found that door I'll need a hat

or what and my sandwiches you can't eat

Bali shape I reckon tuna

I was gonna get a poor whisper who do

you try them on and where skate yourself

back any pumps enough take plenty I

meant to be cheap gold charm no kind of

coat your best I set my intelligence hey

you're coming with us tomorrow night I'm

putting 300 quid Nick 18 taking

everybody up the turn finishing the

Nagar pop quiz you'll be useful for

answering questions on fake tan and tiny

scorns in the world I bring my new man

is he Stephen Hawking nor miku-miku what

don't know he said he got the name renew

his end there Boston it just stuck see I

you can watch your wins

Michelle need come and see this Oh

this place is amazing there's a stepping

back and say hey look that's Andrew and

he's I'm a senior service as well to

meet thank you seek shake you know what

place and then throws up something like

that

Tashi told his years ago there was a

maid she was done here but we thought he

was Haven Bullock and there's one door

opens dolly

if you don't be naughty exactly cooks

and starving Tigers don't know he won

the burgers on his clothing seems teeny

green fail do is beat up on the skirt

but he can't mind in theory I'm gonna

paint a Milton watch sis here the

council bought us for any grant you

could get the America for could you

probably

no I'm not gonna signal I know why go to

my father as places go too many secrets

but basically even where they like it's

an area chairman Elena's too

you know I mean it's dark and sinister

like making out your day no that's

definitely we've to stop something that

should that I mean secret what let me

know you're there okay thank you

what I'm just trying to see loss of

atmosphere Neil all right caused by you

scooby-doo chat

none shall pass abandon all hope and I

would the area if I hadn't been for

those pesky kids

yeah there's a vet fielding in that

scowl screen or can either see you think

you cannot many bones I'm scary and I on

or whatever name Steve yeah you know

many labs are why mice than names reps

so do the other way a bit maybe I don't

know maybe bacon blue keys to his feet

or other people hun Sky News feat video

clay feet you no wonder that's gave us

loose la Buki his horns are shaped with

a claw and money

yeah these bones have you definitely

join them yes all these legs

yeah Jesus got rating retinol or them

though the Vandals no that's how that

means but Borden sure ya do I check it a

lot in fall table

how long have you been doing this fine

really

or signs or esterday there's no paid

dinner Trevor big again they're all

tight right

you think's to the paper I get it yeah

hi tayt so when can we good anything in

the next 12 hours we're gonna do for 12

hours

chapter runaway gets cut a lot of

t*rture strap Luka dream on noise

Dungeons & Dragons in see Simon Angela

can you see that's tall but at least our

stuffs just famous because it sold by

hand all the curse made Mauryan or

something yeah check it the world's

first horse box is there any board tell

you my suffering you and them all-star

need blood stories heal but can you put

it flat well huh I used it I think got

me a car pulls in your phone and you

said ordering I know father bike mats

okay I'm I ain't got my ha me where I

put your Vestal phone sorry it means

neither this gaff point

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just their kt1 tweeting it's real

talking our one shot has team in the

Mormon enter and all he'd still when you

get hit Gooden and your stomachs were

you though II quit enjoyed didn't eat

chef but me Tashi but even didn't your

neck I own all he's an embarrassment

deeper gone trophy so saying that he

sakes conic that I stick an insecure you

know we are close what a manta kul

Frieden saliva and Hades s something

something T something something

something suspect fire

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another lecture

lays it a cheap way try it big give no

doctor no once that's a valid question

aw poor cat I think you'll find out

let's move a thousand levels for did you

leave it

Johnny's hot cup sandy this week into

praising really Richard Branson it makes

up a cool gear he put it in your

toasties no he's a multi-millionaire

never went in school

Rizzo

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what a prank banjo right

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that cheap everything okay don't see too

many of your crew out today know that

are we dealing with a landslide problem

about the way this prepaid come from

they pain hey I took that off a bunch of

heads at the Fulton gonna yeah I didn't

know you played the banjo what the plane

to bind you a jazz band scallops eight

Martin

no that's lost property that banjo it

was phoned and the People's Palace last

night Oh pink - I think they may be

looking for someone to light on the

loafers Oh drop it into lost property

I'm on my way up there later no that's

okay I can get that no no no you have a

look at those time sheets for me will

you

right first sorry

Yuri Upland putting in for a Sunday

wasn't even here Lee who or we won't

know what then

Oh No yeah how can I help

I think another banjo uh okay and uh

almost your budget this time 200 quid

that wedding ring is it

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I'm gonna do my cellphone so one room

remaining we have a Bellini acts on

certified whiskey on 53 and the colorful

a titled die [ __ ] die on 53 Tracy is

away argument with most of your answers

as far away is my first sheet right the

final load and it is as always the mixed

bag okay number one where in the body

would you find that request um the hand

I asked me it's just most of the cat

poop wound sammich between the pisiform

and a honey okay number two what are

sodium thiopental pancuronium bromide

and potassium chloride taken in that

order but on the last one so tequila you

take soap before tequila no there's no

line first I I slaved Austin good

tequila

it's a lethal injection the game plus

not America I have a whiffle injection

no show no the answers please hey I'm

gonna treat that as a spoil question

what did the n*zi SS have tattooed in

their armpits yeah washed her she was

here we could just left these airlock oh

don't ask me to mistake but Bucky

Oh

and finally John Millie and William

hunch what members of which movement it

was of course the pre-raphaelites yes

which makes this week's run away when I

was with 52 die [ __ ] die then you go

boys a fighting you don't want to the

victor the spoils okay anything to see

doggies I know my folks we are open till

1:00 right how are you two doing I swear

you scan your answers for why they

please that cricket text and let's use

to the Stuckey shape Rami I owe you meet

know you as a fumble in the broom

cupboard

right padishah drinks and grab the K

what for you familiar with the Britons

and will grab your course everybody

we're going to see Grampa

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if you could be smiling a bit in all

right you too faster do ya you watching

know how many bones in the human hand

hey Yoshi Darnell Wallace who rule the

origin of the species you asking me for

request for a delay mr. Lu you cannot

remember no I can t mean nothing meet

him thank the ball oh I see I mean that

if that I blank to it woke up in the

lane that bug lick my face concentrate

the parries what is Priya roughly was

that sneak right to the sermon boys

I heard the whole world in front of them

rolled of the feet all right new is

going to be coming hey sandy

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