02x11 - Kon Ducki

[bunniefuu]

We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a

little loonyAnd in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV. We're comic

dispensers. We cut them all dispensers.

On I'm an Adventures get a dose of

comedy. So here's let the acres, it's a

whole wide world apart. In our homes, we

only stand alone, a cartoon worth of art.

Let's rest where we checked it, expect

the unexpected.

They're free, they're funny They're

thousand-buster funny Much hannah matches

money And my wreck is a pain He's hunting

and plucky Disney, devil, yucky

Purple's a ducky and Go-Go is insane

At every university we earn our two

degrees That's the teaching cats and

getting laughs in 1933 We're tiny,

we're to me We're all a little loony It's

tiny, tuned adventures Come and join the

fun

Hey, Ducers! It's High Seas Adventure Day

on Tiny Toons. So let's hit the waves!

Or vice versa.

And so, fellow adventurers, in

summation...

Nice that noise. I, Pluck Heyerdahl,

intend to authenticate my theory that my

ancient ancestors did not, as previously

believed, fly from the island of Yap to

Salinas.

But actually, in fact, sailed there.

That's impossible. Sailed?They

flew, fool. Idiot!

I detect disagreement.

And what's more, I shall construct my

ship using only materials that my

ancestors had back in



like mood rings, man?Or the, uh,

mid-east skirt, platform shoes?And

I shall do it!In 21 days!

Let the adventure begin!

The task of building the conducies proved

to be arduous.

Ohh

This is Kumbaya, my trusted

companion, first mate, cook, navigator,

and pillow fluffer. And this is Little

Parrot. A long for comic relief and

bemused better overuse the sides. Uh,

it's a living. Beware. A

violent sight gag approaches.

And to your left is a naked pad.

Ah, mango juice!

Captain Pluck, the mast's in place.

What?Captain Pluck?Hello?

Kumbaya, is that you?Yes, it's me. Where

are you, Captain Plot?Where do you think

I am, Kumbaya?Just take a

tiny little guess. Ohh I know,

sir. You're trapped under the mast.

Yes, I was. I was trapped under the--

What's the--

And so our unsinkable vessel met the

sea.

Kumbaya, do we have all the '70s items

that, like my ancestors, I've brought

with me on this journey?Yes, Cap'n Buck.

The Popeil Pocket Fisherman. Presto

individual hamburger maker. A pair of

clogs. Extra polyester shirts with

enormous cups and collars. Some pet

rocks. Really big headphones. A

full-length coupon trucking poster.

Peter Frampton, the Bee Gees, and Abba

eight-track tapes.

You know they're all divorced now. I

didn't even know they were married. What?

None of those really wide ties?What do

you think the sail's made out of?

Not to worry, men. The wind will kick up

any moment.

Men, you're on half rations till we get

back to England.

These cameos make me want to puke.

Wild can! I can't

stand it anymore! I said I'd

accomplish this journey in 21 days!

I know. I'll do my ancestor's ancient

dance to the wind god. The wind god?

Yes, Straight Pig. Give her a wind to the

noble sailor. He has been alive forever.

And he wrote the very first song.

Ohh Wind in my sails, bending my reels.

Ohh Uh-ha!

It worked! Well, someone had to shut him

up. At last, our glorious

journey had begun.

Captain Slough. Stardate, 16

points. Oh, wrong film.

Day 16, and I, Pluck, stood

watch. Like my ancestors before

me, I knew this sea. I knew this

corpse. I knew this boat. Hey,

what's this do-hickey?

Sir, what happened?Nothing. I'm innocent.

Nice move, Popeye! Captain, we're

sinking! It can't be! We did that gag

already!What?You gonna bring up

redundancy now?

Fear not, my generally loyal crew! We

will make it! Nothing can stop us!

For, like my ancestors before me,

no obstacle, no matter how

insurmountable, will stop me! With

God as my witness, I will never

go hungry again!

because I've just lost my appetite.

Do something, Captain Bud. You're our

leader. I quit. You're the leader. Ohh

What can I do?Order them to stop?

Bingo!

Captain, look. A toe crossing. Dash it

all, huh

Have you got correct chain?Let me check.

We did it. I am a good leader.

Decisions made in stressful situations

don't count.

I am still the leader. As we're still

thinking.

You can be the leader for the next scene

or so.

Good work! You're demoted now.

I'm the leader.

In keeping with my theory, we prepare to

dine on the delectable food my ancestors

did back in the ancient 1970s.

Here you go. Hamburger helper,

fiddle-saddle Cheez Whiz, and screaming

yellow stalkers with a delicious glass of

bubble-up to wash it all down.

I'll skip lunch.

Day 18, and we're in the dreaded

doldrums. How will we reach silliness

in 21 days?As the captain,

I must keep my spirits up for the sake of

my crew, who, I fear, are near the point

of utter terror. h*, h*, h*, hee,

hee, hee. Utter terror takes a lot of

different forms, okay?

Time was running thin, but we were full

of faith. What was I thinking?

Sailing from Yap to Salina for 21 days!

I'll be back on the

Explorer's Club!

sh**t me, sh**t me now!

You mustn't give up. Anything worth doing

is worth trying. A bird in the ham has a

stiff upper lip, and remember, nothing

says love in like something from theoven.

You're right. Nothing easy is ever

simple. We shall overcome obstacles

and laugh in their general direction. Ah

One more cheery cliche and I'll turn your

face inside out. Captain, the

wind's ticking up!

Men, man the beanbag chairs, hoist the

fresca cans, and head for Selena!

Captain, I think we're headed into a

storm! Piss-tossing nonsense!

What gives you that idea?

Huh, that's not a storm! It's the end

of the world!

Where's Cap'n Pluck?Cap'n Pluck!

Cap'n Pluck!

I'm sorry, men. We failed.

I tried my best. I really did.

I'm a failure!

But to quote Frank Capra, No

man is a failure who has friends.

Thank you, Clarence. But Cap'n Pluck, we

made it. We succeeded.

I did it!

Yahoo! Why do those poppin's Explorer

club buffoons hear about this?

I, Luckhire Dahl, am the

bravest Explorer of all time!

Bonnie, make it stop!

Well, somebody had to shove them up.

When the FilmConducky came to the screen,

it captured the imagination of millions.

But how was it done?What genius

had the strength?insight and patience to

see it through. Who was so brilliant,

so smart, so intelligent?Who

wrote this stuff?Just read it.

Now join me, Buster Bunny, as we

take a look behind the scenes at The

Making of Conducky.

This is Plocky Docky, the writer,

producer, director of Konduki. A mature

professional. The definition of grace

under pressure.

Not in my face!

For the filming of Konduki, locations

like Brazil, Tunisia, and

Tibet were not used. It was all done

in a soundstage.

When I first saw the cover to the BookCon

Ducky, I thought it would make a great

film. And if I'd read it, I would have

been sure. Like, we're ready to start

sh**ting, PD. Like, what is it,

PD?What is it?Look at my

chair! Pluggy Doug. How am

I supposed to be a creative genius in a

chair for Pluggy Doug?Are you

insane?You, simpleton! You!

Capable assistant, you! Please fix the

chair, dear one. Oh, the

burden of brilliance. Did you get that?

Rocky's dedication to perfection requires

that he look exactly like his character.

So the beginning of each day involves a

full eight hours of makeup. A costume

mold is made of his face, and not

carefully removed by a time-tested secret

movie magic method. Monsieur, Director

Platis. Someone has parked in your very

private parking space.

What?Who?How dare-- Who?Nobody parks in

my space! Nobody! A latex

mask is made from the mold.

And finally, the highly detailed mask is

applied. Total time, eight

hours. But it's worth it to look like

this, don't you think?

Other cast members must wear a full

costume that covers their entire body.

I am not a crook. Did

I mention I'm only getting scale?

Megastars like Plucky Duck rely on

support from their co-stars, as seen in

this rare behind-the-scenes footage.

Nothing! Um..

Uh-huhNothing easy

is ever simple. We shall

overcome obstacles and, um..

Nothing easy is ever simple. We shall

overcome obstacles and... And

laugh in their general... uh, directions.

Okay, cough.

Ah, mango juice.

Stunt duck! Stunt duck!

I'm not sure if I want to do this, PD.

Hampton, babe, Swinehart, listen. Sure, I

could use just any old stinky duck. But

you, babe, you are the only one who can

act. You think so?I don't have to

think. I'm the director. You've got

talent out the snout. Now go get 'em,

Chucker. Action!

Ah, mango fruit.

Not fruit.

Juice. Mango juice. Let's do

it again. Action!

Uh, bagel drink.

Juice. Mango juice.

Uh, bagel liquid refreshment.

Uh.. Bangle, wangle. Uh,

say Charlie Weaver to block.

You imbecile! You call yourself an actor?

Give me that! You open the

bottle and say... Ah,

mango juice!

Print that!

We did a tremendous amount of special

effects for this movie. If you added up

all the effects in close Encounters,

E.T., and the Back to the Future movies,

you'd have a very large number. We didn't

do that many. But for the storm scene, we

did build the largest fan system ever

constructed. And action!

After losing six weeks sh**ting time to

the fan incident, Pucky decided to

construct the storm scene at Industrial

Light and Hocus Pocus. First, a scale

model of the boat was filmed in a storm

situation.

Oh, my ancestors! Oh! The

actors were filmed. It's the end of the

world! These state-of-the-art

servo-controlled motors are operated by

trained professionals.

To be an adventurer is to be

obsessed. I've already worn

this hat. I need a new hat!

If adventure has a name, it must be

Plucky Duck. What a wonderful joy it's

been working with this creative... I

can't read that next word, Petey. Genius.

Genius!

After the film is edited... And the

soundtrack added...

The director views the final product.

I'm a genius! I am a genius!

A toast to me! Ah,

mango juice!