02x10 - Love Disconnection

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We're tiny. We're toony. We're all a

little loonyAnd in this cartoony, we're

invading your TV. We're comic

dispensers. We cut them all dispensers.

On Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of

comedy. So here's at the Acres, it's a

whole wide world apart. With our homes,

we only stand alone a cartoon worth of

art. Let's rest. We're rejected, expect

the unexpected. They're just

about to start They're free, they're

funny They're thousand buzz and funny

Mush Hannah Match has money And my wreck

is a pain He's hapkin and plucky

Disney, devil, ducky Purple's a

ducky And go-go is insane At Acme

University, we earn our two degrees Let's

get teaching cats and getting laughs and

sizing 33! We're tiny, we're toony

We're all a little loony It's tiny, new

adventures Come and join the fun

Now our song is done.

It's At The Anchor's favorite game show

of dating and mating, The Love

Disconnect. And now, our

host, yours truly, Buster

Bunny!

Hello. Hello, folks. I'm Buster Bunny.

Let's bring out our first romance-starved

hopeful. Go-Go Dodo.

It says here you're the last of the

Dodos, Gogo. That's right, Buster.

Lining up a weekend date is m*rder.

Well, I think you'll be very pleased with

the young ladies waiting to meet you.

First up, the beautiful Taffy Varga.

My favorite hobbies are water skiing and

short, green, nearly extinct birds.

Next, say hello to lovely Mitzi

Avery. Hello.

I really go for guys with umbrellas in

their foreheads.

And last but not least... Rhonda! A



opener! Whoa,

honey!

Ohh Well, they say opposites attract. And

here's a cartoon that proves it!

No wonder he's nearly extinct.

I wonder what the poor kids are doing

today. Monty, huhYour father and

I are having dinner with a nice couple

from across town.

That's good. Have fun. They have the

cutest daughter. Cute daughter?!

Uh-huhA pretty little redhead. We were

hoping you'd take her for dinner and a

movie while we ate. Sure, moms. Always

glad to help out the family. Mummy...

That's her now.

Hi, Monty!

Elmira!

Ooh, grab them underdressed.

Please, moms, not her! Not

Elmira! Listen, young man, her

parents are close friends of ours.

The least you could do is be nice to

their little girl. That's not a little

girl! That's Godzilla with bangs!

Do it, or you can kiss your allowance

goodbye.

The things I do for a lousy 700 grand a

week.

Hi, Monty. Hello.

Have fun, kids!

Weren't we hopeful?

You like my lipstick?Mom! Don't

do this to me! What

have you done to your hair?It's

not nearly as trendy as it needs to

be. What are you doing?

There. Perfect. Ha-ha! Get a

life!

Let's get this over with.

Where are we going?With luck,

someplace I won't be seen. Ooh, one

of those dark, intimate little bistros.

How romantic. Oh,

please.

Weenie burgers?Hey, if you want to call

the date off, I'll understand. Oh,

Monty, this is so sweet.

just love their happy baby puppy fish

meal! I... I mean, delightful choice of

restaurant.

What'll it be, kids?You mean Ultraburger?

Spare nothing! Well...

I think the gentleman is supposed to

order for the lady.

One happy baby puppy face meal.

Excuse me?

That!

Oh, you want a happy baby puppy face

meal.

Monty, Sugar, I'll find us

a nice booth decision. Window seat,

window seat, I get to win the seat.

Our Happy Baby Puppy Face meal comes with

your choice of cutie clown crunchy creamy

coleslaw or fries.

Fries! Hey, Biff, get me one order

of friendly, frilly, funny, fun fries to

go with this little boy's Happy Baby

Puppy Face meal.

Eat up.

Ooh, this is just a cutie-wooty-us,

sweetie-weet-us. I

mean, it's sweet.

Someone sh**t me.

Wow. Hello, Casanova.

Knock it off. My folks are making me take

her out. Yeah, right. He thinks

he likes her. Monty and

Amira sitting in a tree.

K-I-N-G. Oh, ohh how

romantic a serenade.

First comes love, then comes marriage.

Then comes Monty with the baby carriage.

Are you done?Yes, Daddy, it was

wonderful. Thank you.

Goodness. You just can't keep that

O'Hair down. Let's just go.

Monty and Amira.

Sitting in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G I love that song!

Ooh, my favorite death lords!Now, that's

my kind of movie.

Is your ticket sugar?Huh

I thought I was paying. Well, can't a

modern, independent woman treat her fella

to a movie now and then?

This date just got upgraded from hideous

to mildly disgusting. You son of a

b*tch

Well, any girl who likes movies like

this... can't be completely

repulsive. Oh, yes! That's my

most favoritest movie ever!

The Adventures of Fido and Mew Mew.

Bleh!Bido and Numu love to romp in the

sunshine all the live-long day.

This isn't death, Lords!

Icky, no! Who'd want to see that

awful thing?I would!

Honey, you're spoiling the movie for the

others.

What others?We're the only ones

watching this stupid stinker!

Then, no one's gonna mind if we sneak a

little kiss in the dark.

Umm Watch it on, oh my roasts should be

in a tweet

J-I-G-N-S-I-GThen comes love,

then comes marriage, then comes monkey

with a baby childish.

Make it stop!

Oh, Maxie, you're so masterful

when you're irate.

Drop, pick me up. Now! It's about

time.

Phew. You

certainly know how to impress a girl on

the first date, but I'm loathsome over

here all by myself.

Let's snuggle.

I got seltzer! Stay back!

Oh, poo. There's my house.

I guess our date's over.

The nightmare ends. Someone

will pay for this humiliation!

Oh, Monty! Aren't you gonna walk me to

my door?

Sure!

I had a really good time tonight.

And the best is yet to come. You

mean the goodnight kiss?

Pucker, sucker!

Umm

Good night.

I think I'm in love.

Thank you, thank you! Our next contestant

is Babs Bunny. Hi, Buster! Hiya,

Babs. Glad to see you. Let's just, uh,

have a seat here and get comfy, huhTell

us about your perfect guy. As if I didn't

know. I'm tired of dating silly,

immature little boys. I'd like to meet a

sophisticated older guy with a special

affinity for rabbits. Let's see who we

have for you. In your

dreams, pal.

All right, everybody, it's time for the

fabulous lunchtime game filled with fun

prizes and indigestion. Will

Dizzy eat it?

Here's a landmine covered with guacamole.

Will Dizzy eat it?

Like they are so immature.

I think it's time we associated with a

better class of guys. Suave guys.

Sophisticated guys.

Guys, who wouldn't see the sales barber

to a Tasmanian devil?

Barb! Jolie! Look what that nice

mailman brought to my house! It's an

invitation to the senior dance at

Perfecto Prep! How very! Like, so, how'd

you get invited?I come

skipping up to get the mail like I always

do, and the mailman, he's rocking back

down and run like he always do.

Yeah, like Mondo Mysterioso.

True, true, but ladies, we have

here a golden ticket to Hobnoble Bum's

cultured stub muffins of the first

degree. Like, translation, we're going to

meet some older guys. Viva l'amore!

Ladies, as they say on TV, let the game

begin! Hey, Dad, this is

it! Choca-doo!

The cookies look so thick, though. Shh!

You don't want my dad to drop us off

right in front of the school, do you?

We'll be laughed right out of the party!

Oh-h*-h*! Have fun, girls! But remember

to meet me back here no later than 10

o'clock, come on.

This looks like a job for the Acme Lil'

Wonder makeup kit.

Eat your heart out.

Hello. Welcome to Munchkinland, I'm just

sure. This is not a problem as long as

we play it cool. Oh, right, like Ice

Age. Guys don't connect vibrationally

with immature girls who get all giggly

and stupid around them. Exactly.

Watch me, Fifi.

Hello, handsome. If you think I'm cute,

and I know you do, all you have to do is

whistle. You know how to whistle, don't

you?Just put your lips together and blow.

He thinks I'm cute.

See that spiritual specimen over there?

Watch me impress him with my keen wit and

intellect.

Like, um, what's your sign?

Ah, a devotee of the unseen world, the

universe fantastique. Almost amusing in

an infantile way, though terribly

childish and laughably unfound. I believe

Voltaire put it best when he likened

astrology to astronomy as the mad

daughter of a wise mother. Don't you

agree?I go like nappy-poo

now, hoo-goo-gaga. Quite.

Ha! Children.

Looks like it's cash and burn time for

like a stab. Hey, is that B.C?

You've had a little too much party,mister!

Ew!

What is wrong with Shirley?Remember the

movie Carrie?Uh oh.

First stop! Come on, Thief! We're not

gonna find our moon doggies tonight.

Oops. Mood swing.

And now, a jet-powered skateboard.

Will Dizzy eat it?Oh,

let's give him a hand.

So, Babsy, how was the party?A

washout. I think we'll act our old

immature ages a little while longer. The

Acme Lil Wonder Makeup Kit.

Will Dizzy eat it?

Let the show begin.