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01x65 - High Toon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Tiny Toon Adventures". Aired: September 14 – December 6, 1992.*
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Cartoon set in the fictional town of "Acme Acres", where most of the Tiny Toons and Looney Tunes characters live.

01x65 - High Toon

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Here we are, Bubs, at the Land. Oh, it's

the world's most

fabulous monster theme park!

Yeah, isn't it great?This must be the

section they call Wild West World. Let's

check it out,

huh

Save your breath, Bax. I

can't hear ya. It's all on the line of

the project. Six days.

Hold this.

Just a bunch of robot dummies.

Who's coming?The coyotes get this

game. They're mean hombres.

Play along with their babs. It's all part

of the entertainment. Oh.

Well, fine, little partner, but I reckon

when you sit right here and watch the

show.

Well, what do you know, boys?

Looks like nobody's home.

Come on out. Come on in!

That's better. Now you know how we play

the game. So...

I'll take this, and this, and this, and

this, and this. Hey! This

tomato's all bruised!

Next!

No, Mama, no, Mama, don't give him

anymore. Shh, people, we had no

choice.

Zippy!

I've seen feet with better coins.

Hold it. Let's do that again for both of

them, shall we?

Let's see. Tell me your good son. Mmm.

Gee, which side is your good side?

Uh, found it. Say cheese.

That's good, that's good. Hold that

anger. Remember, you're a bad guy. Work

with me now. To Prince me, that's it. Get

the fuel... You

just made a big mistake, Reddit.

Oh, can I leave the light on again?

You put him down this instant!

Sure thing, gal. This

better?

Come back here with our stuff.

What kind of amusement park is this?Yeah,

I am definitely not amused.

Amusement park?Amigo

species at Town Prairie Junction. Oh,

it's lucky. That rotten coyote kid has

picked us cream. Yeah, and

every day those lowlights come back for

more. Every day?

See?At high noon. Oh, nah,

you youngsters better, you knowGet out of

here while you can. No way! They

stole my stuff and I'm gonna get it back!

Me too! Me too!

Forget it. Those coyotes are goose paws.

This will take an army. Then

you'll get it on me! We shall

return!

Oh boy, oh boy! Oh

ohh no, we won't! Those crazy rabbits

are on their own!

You

keep that, just like your

partner. That's right, little partner.

And we're ready for action, right, boys?

Right!You have

to help us with this game of big mean

fishes needing puckered coyotes who not

only outnumbered, but there's twice this

vision they have done, too! Gee, it

sounds like loads of laughs, Badsy, but,

uh, I have a previous engagement with the

rest of my life.

Just hang, Proxy, a free vacation

in the Old West. There's gold

in them var hills.

Oh?Oh.

Yes.

Excuse me.

Here's the plan, boys. The first

thing we have to do is catch the

coyote kid. A

kid?Oh, sure. Glad to help. What does the

little tape look like?Like

these.

big deal! He doesn't look so tough to me!

Lucky fried, folks! Now are you all with

us?Can I take that as a maybe?

Ah, forget it, bad boy on our own.

Okay, boys, stand up!

Is my g*n straight?Yeah, but how about

me?You think leather's too much of a

statement?You sure Good Eastwood started

like this?

Buster, are you sure this is the way to

the Coyote Cave Hideout?Uh, just call it

a feeling, call it a hunch. But I say

we're getting close.

And I say we're dying a thirst. Hint and

pass the campaign. Sure, but it's

empty.

What?! Captain, how did you drink

it all?I didn't.

I just have to return a few days.

Next show, I get script approval.

Look at those low eyes!

Never by them, look at their lips!

Why, look here, boys. It's

raining pork chops. What's your

kind of shave for yourself, faking b*tch

Are you going to eat all of that cake?

Stick around for supper, son. We're

having barbecued ham!

Never mind getting our stuff back. Now we

have to get Hampton back. Is Bog daylight?

No. We'll wait till night, then we'll

sneak in. Is Bog

moonlight?Plucky, I don't blame you for

being scared, but... Don't be ridiculous!

Why, if one of those smart-eyed coyotes

were here right now, hide... hide...

hide...

Hello, amigos!

Pedro?

What are you doing here?I wanted to help.

I just need a shortcut. A

shortcut. Oh, those are like ones

just full of surprises. And I brought

some sandwiches. Like I said, weren't we

good, huh

Sorry, but that little coyote left us.

Relax, boys. It's time to throw

another shrimp on the body.

Right, shrimp?

OK, who likes their ham

rare?

Hey!

Grab those little creeps!

And through tomorrow, we're coming

and destroy the place!

Pedro O'Meal, pop us to his home!

Yeah, yeah, mission accomplished. So

we're out of here,

right?

Hey, what's the big idea?Rope it in,

Plucky. Excellent,

Osterbae. When you rolls around, this

place is gonna turn into World w*r III,

ain't it?Yes, Plucky. We remember. That's

exactly why we can't leave. It's sorta

our fault. But, Buster,

we can't possibly outsight 'em. No?But

maybe we can outsmart 'em. And

maybe this time we can all help.

Let's do it.

What's going on?

Mayor, I hereby proclaim

this coyote today!

We decided you boys deserve a bite today.

We do?Doggone like

you, 'cause you're the best. Doggone

thieves in these doggone parks. Hey,

girl, now where's that doggone dog

gone?Ohh

Oh, the special today is chili. Cook it

myself. Bring it on! Hotter, on

hot! Hope

you like it hot! The

hotter, the better.

You got it!

It's square dance time! You

look pretty square to me, big boy. Let's

dance.

Can't you dance any faster?What kind of

cowboy are you?Well,

And action!

We'll see you all around.

We're at the Acres Loud.

We wouldn't wanna live here, but it's

been fun. We promise to return when the

show's rerun.