01x50 - Who Bopped Bugs Bunny?

[bunniefuu]

Look at that no talent buffoon up there.

With Mickey, he knows how to be a cartoon

character. A big star. Yeah.

I used to be big, but I'm still big.

That's right, it's the pictures that got

small.

Farewell to me!And farewell

to...

We're

here!

Oh, ohh come on. Let's find our seats.

I'm hungry. We'd better go down for

provisions or we'll wind up like a donner

party. Wanna hop along, Cassidy?Lead

the way, partner!

Five minutes, Mr. Bunny!

Eh.. Head stop!

Five minutes, Mr. Daffing!

I'm coming! A

fine way to treat a big star!

Oh, you're the only one for me, baby.

Sounds like Busby's got a sweetheart.

Woo-hoo! We'll always be together. My

schmastra. Schmastra. It's

bad enough you're getting the cherry

award. Do you have to keep waiting this,

this, this, thisLovely, Charlie, this.

Oh, schmastra. It's the stuff

that breeds are made of.

No one will ever know the difference!

And now, he is the famous American

cartoon star, Paulo Francis, taken to his

house, Sampi Stan Lee.

And to introduce our guest of honor,

here's the great American cartoon star,

Athena.

Well... Yay! Good boy!

So, this is Bugs' trachoma day, Debbie?Uh

You know, Stan, Bugs already has some

sloth curves, so now why don't you give

the jury to someone who really deserves

it?Like Mwah, for instance.

Yes, yesEverybody knows you're jealous of

Bugs.

Why, your film, Robin Hood Dabby, wasn't

even nominated for Best Sort Sucking.

picture, a

k*ll, a classic,

a classic... Are you

sure this is the way back to us, see?

Everybody away! Some people are

always throwing their weight around.

And what's up, Doc?

That's all, folks. You want to give

him the cherry award?I should get it!

Give it to me! Give it the man in mind

and mind and mind! Hey, shall we give it

to him, folks?Wee! And

now, the moment you've all been waiting

for! Our special guest, Bugs

Bunny! Mr. Tom!

You're on!Mr. Bug...

HuhYikes! He's been won! It's

mine! I'll have

it quick! I get the new word!

Me! Me Me Me Who's his brother?It was

Lesir's and Taffy had a parent. He

kidnapped bugs and stolen his eyes in

slow's care. Who?Me?

Help! And what is he having to do?I will

say a 50 baziz...

We are not leaving Paris until we find

Bugs. He has a round something.

Happy wouldn't swipe Bugs' slop, sir. No

matter how much he deserved it. He ought

to see something. Ah, happy, we're gonna

clear my mentor's name. And

we'd better start solving this mystery if

we ever wanted to see Bugs again. What's

your first?The whole of the tune was

closest to the action.

Oh, man. Where did that cheesecake

Here's to the perfect rhyme.

Oh, goody, fans. Hi, I'm

Bustin' Bunny. And I'm Bunny. No

relation. Hello, little friends. I'm

Slap Happy Sappy Stanley, and here's my

autographed picture. Here's my

patent-pending Sappy Stanley snoot, and

my Stanley Cash.

Would you like to see me do that coconut

bit?Oh, no, no, no

We're not fans. You're not?No. We wanted

to talk to you about th*gs Bunny.

I already told the police everything I

know. Now beat us.

Easy, Stanley. You probably don't

suspect a thing. Have a snack and calm

down.

Uh, excuse me, sir. Just a few questions,

if I may. You may not.

He just occurred to me, sir. You didn't

happen to see Bugs Bunny at all on the

day of the awards, did you?Yes, and he

vanished, just like you're going to.

Thanks very much, sir. Oh, I hope

Plucky's having better luck with the

police.

Sorry, Plucky. Pigs make lousy

ninjas.

We'll silently sneak in, pick the lock on

Becky's cow, and be gone before they know

it. Ready?Quiet now.

Nice try, ninjerky.

Next semester, I'm getting pophorn from

my mentor. It's up the buster at Babs

now. If we're going

to uncover any new clues, they'll be here

at the theater. Look around for anything

that might clear Daki of the crime.

I think Daddy's only crime was dressing

poorly. Pee-you!

It doesn't do a thing for me. Hey, it's a

fat lady's dress. And there's a tossage

way behind me here leading to Bagley's

dressing room. I think

whoever wore this dress nothing to the

janitor's office and crawled through here

to get it bugs. And who's the only prune

big enough to fill it out?Sappy

Stanley!

Now, in these things, Emmy, you're

standing over here, and the team is going

to drop the coconut on your head. Wait a

minute! Are you trying to tell me how to

do the coconut egg?Let me tell you

something, Mr. I was doing a coconut egg

before you were born. I invented the

coconut egg, you got that?I taught this

country how to laugh.

You! Nobody makes coffee

on my set. Nobody! One

call from me, and there won't be any

coffee in this town for a week.

All right, look. I know I'm working you

guys hard. And it's only because I care.

I care because my name is on this

picture. All right, Alphonse!

I'm so slap happy sappy!

I wish I could be an actor, but gee, I

don't know how to get held!

Now, about this bug spider disappearing,

I know you're a busy man and all, but,

uh, if we could just have a moment of

your time... All right, all right,

everybody curse set, please! Ever

seen this dress before?Really?Why

did she so nicely?That's because it

belongs to my mother. Yes, now I

remember. This is the dress she wore when

you spilled orangeade on her. And how did

you know we spilled orangeade on her

dress?Because, uh,

she told me about it later?

Rats. Ah, then I

can see where we're wasting our time

here. Sorry to bother you.

Uh, there's just one more thing. Could

Del we talk to your mom about the case?

Sorry. She's at my chateau. Oh, then

we'll just take a spit on her. I thanks

for your time. Goodbye. Bye!

The little meddlers are getting tooclose.

Yes, that's my... Yes,

that's my dress, that's it. Yes, that's

my dress, and it's ruined, thank you

little scamps. I had to change in the

janitor's office and mix my sunny boy's

whole show. Uh, but jealous we're sorry,

man. Next time you get yourback straight

before you accuse innocent elements. Good

day.

Stanley couldn't be in two places at

once, could he?Nah, and I was so

sure we

had him. I can't shake this theorem. It's

not Mr. Stanley, it's Dumpy. I'm sure the

pieces would fit together if you could

find out more about him.

It was early in life that Stanley

discovered he had the ability to make up

his a*s

Driven by his need to create, Stanley

also developed skills as a mechanical

engineer.

Soon Stanley's match upon talent was

discoveredHollywood! Who

else if it is he starred in many classic

cartoons?Too sheen send

a link?Now where's that cheesy?

Fat fool, buddies! Where is

that?Shall I get a

headache?Where?

Oh, the breakaway departure film, Which

Way to the Arctic?

It was for the last film deaths, and it

was nominated for the Hollywood Schlosser

in 1958. And the winner for Best

Animated Short Subject is...

Bugs Bunny for Nighty Night

Bugs!

Oh, no! Well, shortly after, Stanley

moved to Padley. American cinema is

nothing more than brain puddy for the

common rabble. You and your precious

rabbit deserve each other. That's it. All

these years he'd be jealous of Bugs

Bunny. And he rigged the show to fit his

trump on him. But how do we

prove it?I got a pretty good idea.

I hope I'm not too late. A surprise

celebration just for me?At

last, I'm getting what's coming to me.

Here I am, you lucky fans.

HuhAnd

that's just dust, man, old man. Sorry

to trick you, but we have to lure you

back to the scene of the crime. Ha!

You dumb bunnies can't prove a thing! But

that's what you're boring! See, we found

it from the door you used to slipper

stage. Hey, that's

real cute. A trapdoor, a trapdoor!

Well, I'll be. Would you mind telling me

who was on stage after I went through

your trapdoor, Mr. Smartypants?

Uh, you know what we think?We think that

wasn't you up here at all. We think

it was a robot. Oh, a

robot. Very good. Did you

think of that all by yourselves?Or did

you get your mommy to help you?Did she

pretend to tell you where I got the robot?

HmmHmmDid she tell ya?Did she?Ha ha ha

ha ha! You could make one, so

that we did.

That's a do-it-yourself robot kid.

No kid should be without one. So what?

Where's your hard evidence?We were hoping

you could fill in that little detail,

Stan. We have a pretty good idea. Not the

trunk, not the-- Bugs

is Schwarzker. Sure. You planted a fake

on Daffy, and you hid the real Schwarzker

in your trunk. Isn't that just like an

elephant?This award is

mined by right of good taste. 99 Bugs

is a stupid cartoon. That rabbit is

history.

They'll never find it worth swabbing. And

they'll never get this award either. It's

mine. Mine! I'm funnier than that

harebrained hare. I'm funnier than all of

them, do you understand?Just give me a

table and some chairs and I'll show you

funny. Do you want funny?Uh, excuse

us for that. Did you know you would see

the speed limit?Oh, no!

ohh

Gee, that's sure a funny gag. I hope

somebody was watching.

No, noTurn it all. I can't stand it no

more. How much can a rabbit take?Make it

stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

Danny was forcing him to watch his own

cartoon. Bugs, are you all right?

I'm only twin and a half years old.

Box! Box,

snap out of! Maybe this will

make you feel better. Oh,

Shashka, you've come home!

Thanks, guys. You saved my sanity.

You'd have done the same for us.

Uh, if you say so.

You know, in all the excitement, I can't

help thinking you forgot something.

Hey, come back! You can't go without us!

Hype down, will ya?

That ending is unpickable!