01x42 - Looniversity Daze

[bunniefuu]

And now I call you Sunny

Greetings, Toonsters, one and all It's

Buster and that bunny We're

taking you to school with us We're

classes on being funny

Hash At me soon, never

sipSebastian of malarity

Our Saturdays we spend with me

Learning is hard to travel here The motto

here at Black Me Loo Is anything for

a laugh You'll find that saying's

really true What you

need, I'll stop And then I said, You

keep out of this. He doesn't have to

sh**t you now.

But he teaches wise crass

Getting lots of yachts

Wile E. Coyote is the dean

Of the School of Hard Knocks

And when there's the person

All these students dreadYou'll steer

real clear of him or you might lose your

head. Who cares the board

outside the principal's office?And now

adjourn the meeting of the Acton

University T-Club.

All right, you got your assignment, now

get to it. Yes, Professor Sam.

Dad blessed and honoury little critters

about an half ten year. I'd close this

here, pop stan. Looky here.

My own private stockpile in the w*r

against teacher authority.

That's the frackin' wizenheimer. There's

one in every class.

Yeah.

I knew he's gonna stump him all semester.

If I find out which one of you varmints

are pulling these lame stunts, it's

straight to the principal's office.

I figured that'd shut you

up.

Ah ha! Poopy cushions, face shooters. You

won't get anywhere in my class by pulling

these baby tricks.

Get to the principal's office!

Yes, sir.

Hey, Buster! What's the rock-a-frost

yelling about?Somebody slip a glue

chicken with shorts again?Nah, I

didn't have time. He nailed me and sent

me to the principal's office. The

principal's office?!

Yeah, 'fraid so. Gosh, Buster,

that's rough!But I want you to know that

I'm right there with you in the little

time you have left. Uh, thanks,

plushies. I appreciate that. Hey!

We're a friend sure! And, uh,

speaking of that, who, though, can I add

a stereo?What?

Well, you won't be needing it. Not where

you're going. Get away from me!

And you swing that ball! You can't take

it, must ya! My

pal, she...

Oh, butter! I just heard I'm so sorry for

you! I'll phone the governor and get a

stay of execution!

Uh, sorry, Pip. This time I'm taking the

fall.

Oh, okay! Then can I have your stereo?

That's it! You're out of my will!

It was a naughty thing you did in class,

Buster. Yeah, but it was funny. That's

just the point, son. You're a hero to

those kids now. None of them will ever

respect authority if you walk into the

principal's office with your head held

high. You've got to whine, nibble,

and bid for mercy. Uh,

listen, Buster. Buster Bunny doesn't turn

yellow, see?

No, but I do.

Mr. Pencil, yoo-hoo.

Oh, no one has come back and have it

going.

Well, Buster Buddy...

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Silence!

I've heard you've been slacking off in

your 70-sams class. That's a

serious offense.

Now, what would be a fitting punishment?

Boiling in a whale, threats on a rack?

I hear you have a nice stereo we could

confiscate. Geez, am I the only one

around here with a CD player?Silence!

Insolent wealth?You should be grateful to

get off so easy! Why, in my day, you'll

be expelled! Drummed out! And

to bed without any... Bugs Bunny?

Bugs Bunny! Eh.. Without,

uh.. Likes! Eh,

what's up, Doc?Are you the

principal?Eh, you were expecting maybe

Roger Rabbit?

I don't get it. Why the pull-on?Well,

it worked for the reason of ours.

Sometimes you kids need to get setting up

a little. It's the only way you'll learn.

Oh, yeah. Look, Busted, you

haven't been working nearly hard enough.

You've got to improve your classroom

performance, kid. Look how give you some

pointers.

So, you're back! I reckon the

principal's straightened you out! I

reckon indeed, shorty!

Cool off, Peach!

Are you little Noah Count Fur-bearing

so-and-so?Yeah, looks like the kid's

improving, eh, Doc?

All right, farming. You get an A in

class clowning 101.

Yeah, I knew the kid had a real class

clowning him. That's my boy. I just

remembered. Here's your apples, Peach.

The clock on the wall has struck noon.

Hey now! It's lunchtime for each

tidy tune. Whoa! So bring the

food in paper sack, yeah! But

all the cans you hugs and sacks, ha!

Our bookworm friend is quite tattoo,

the smartest kid in school. While the

other students think of food, a very good

book is Bookworm Fuel.

Well, love me ba*ls and call me Draxie.

Tasty morsel at 12 o'clock!

Now where could that little arabotager

be?

Now I know how Robin Higgins feels.

That's what I like. Here's

white milk tea.

would have better things to do than but

me.

Oh, boo! I'm going to go hungry

again! I'm just a poor little

elf with starving birdie! It's

so sad!

When will I learn to stop playing with

my food?Oh

well, I can always curl up in a good book!

The faculty attack me, you is

varied and diverse

After all is said and done, we doubt we

could do worse Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah,

dee dah dah, dah, dah, dah, dah Dee,

puma is our janitor He feeds our school

so neat Watch your kids, this w*r is

wet Thanks for the warning, Pete

Yeah, well, the other

Don't I say don't be late for class,

youngin'. I got a big

surprise for y'all.

Foghorn Leghorn's one desire simply

stated is to surprise our kids in a

homeroom with a backstop quiz.

Check the class.

All right, I say all right now,

everybody. Settle down. It's time for

your pop quiz. Pop quiz?

That's right, son. On Fog Horn's favorite

hound teas and tricks. Hound teaching

tricks. Don't repeat everything I say,

boy. This isn't a language course.

I don't know any hound teaching tricks.

He taught us yesterday while you were

seeing if you could balance a pencil on

your beak. I feel sick. I say, boy,

what's wrong?You look even greener than

usual. Are you sick or something?

Sick?Uh, yeah, yeah that's it. Um, uh,

sick, please.

Eww, gross! Don't worry, it's ingestible

for just such an emergency.

Ohh

Say, that looks contagious, son. And I

hate hospital food. Go to the nurse's

office, boy, before we're all eating

jello. Lime flavored, there he is.

You guys have a hot piece, too?

One at a time, one at a time. The one

in the most pain goes first. Bless

me. What's wrong with you?

Huh

There. Come on, Granny. Clip me to bed.

Oh, dear me, no! I'm just

a receptionist. Taking

care of you today will be our new student

nurse. Oh, a

poor big ducky! Oh, no! Elvira! Don't

worry, Mr. Quack-Quack,

how long can God will you mash me laugh?

Elvira's helped this student nurse.

You think you're in heaven?If she

squeezes every harder I will

be.

Now I'll beat your temperature.

Uh-huhBuzz off, Florence Nightmare. Go

torch to someone else. Open wide!

Nope.

Okay, Ducky. We'll take your reflexes

instead. It's

okay. I'm dying!

Oh, I'll save you, Ducky!

Clear!

you're alive! And if I wanna stay that

way, I'd better get out of here!

Ducky?Now where'd he go?

Where have you been, you see girl?You

were late for your tests?Yes?

Yeah. You had scan and he had

scan. Let's see what we got here.

You have ducks on the behind. What

did I do, doctor?They fear of all

ducks. Never touch them. I'm telling

you, ducks are a bit parable for you.

I'm sorry, Doctor. I thought. What

you thought I was a coffee pool?You think

you can go up to anyone, grab and try to

pull off their beard?Oops.

Now you left.

alive! I'm well! I want to take the

test! Please, let me take that wonderful,

beautiful test! He's

hilarious. I'll have to operate

immediately.

Oh, poo! I lost another

patient!

Next.

How we-- I'll say how we feelin', son?

I've had better days, Professor Leghorn.

It's too bad-- I say it's too bad you

missed the test. So I took the liberty of

getting you a tutor. Poor

little big ducky. We can do this

together.