01x34 - The Wide World of Elmyra

[bunniefuu]

And now our song is sung.

Greetings, nature lovers! Welcome to the

Weird World of the Wild, the show that

looks into the habits of nature's most

easiest and dangerous creature,

Elmira! Here we see her sitting a

primitive animal cat. It's not really

dangerous for seasoned wilderness

adventurers like us. But,

the cleverness of Elmira's tracks is

legendary. Uh, all you gotta do is hop

over it.

No pictures, please. Don't you hate it

when that happens?So do all

the animals caught in the bridge of...

Elmira!

Mama's gonna have to referee Mandy

Wandy.

Free! Free at last!

There's my pond!

Now I can go home to my pond where I

belong!

Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello,

my ragtime pants! You wanna cross the

road?So this is your friend, my toad.

There's something to it, what's how I do

it?Just look at this old frog. It's easy

as falling all along.

Keepers, creepers, I'm the fastest

leaver. Tiptoe

pastillatos, pastillatos, and

swear I'll be just tiptoe

pastillatos with

me.

I'll try. Come and meet

those jumping feet On the

avenue I'm taking you to or 42nd

Street

I walk along the street of Sorrow

Full of other broken trees

I guess you'll have to change your plan

Can't drop across the highway like I

can

Why a waterfall I'm

squirting you You

will never reach the pond of

pool

Hot just too

marvelous, too

marvelous for birds

I need a plan

That's my turtle! Daddy, dump the car!

Tyrone is k*lling my

snuggly

Hi, Jane. I have just one thing to say.

Please, Please please don't ever, ever,

ever get out of a car and cross a busy

highway or street. Now, as for

Elmira, let me show you something.

This is Elmira's brain. She has none.

The only reason she's alive is he's a

drawing! He's not real! You can't hurt a

drawing unless you riff it up! Ow! See?

None of this stuff is real! It's an old

cartoon! Thank you.

Dirty Worthy Isave you!

You're coming home with me! I

feel wild about Mary, and

Mary smiled about me. The

headly blisses of the

kisses fill me

with ecstasy. Gotta

get my old pancino pressed, got home.

I'm gonna take you home and pet you, and

squeeze you, and pet you, and lock you in

a cage and keep you forever.

Be it ever so

humble, there's no place

Shhh! We're tracking Elmira's

footprints into under our snow spiffs!

No human has ever been to here before!

I'm still human with a working lawnmower.

Behold! Elmira's suburban hunting

grounds!

Okay, time for Betty-bite roly

baby!Good nighty night, son.

Ah And in you go! All nice and

comfy. Would you like Mr. Bunny to keep

you company?

And here's Mr. Ball! Good

night, Mr. Ball! Your mother and I are

going out for a while. And we're gonna

leave you with your favorite babysitter.

Elira!

Love my favorite baby! Oh my,

Davy is so excited to see her, he can

hardly contain himself! We're gonna have

so much fun tonight! I just love you

so much! Well, I can see that Davy's

in cunning hands!

We're getting so much fun! I'm

gonna hug you and tether you and feed you

and give you a bath!

Baby, baby! Come back here, you

naughty

boy!

Baby, want to play eyes and seek?

Where did the naughty baby go?

Somebody wants to play.

Well, here I come!

Goodness, baby, you just can't stay

clean. I'm gonna have to give you a bath.

Oh,

baby just loves those bubbles, doesn't

he?Well, let's give baby more.

Now sweep a baby face

and a little hair and a little

toe.

Oh, is baby playing down the car?We'll

just have to take you upstairs and give

you another bath.

I'll add your fresh bath water ready into

the Jiffy Poo.

Baby, get out of that water and take your

bath!

Oh, here you are! Why didn't you tell me

you were hungry?Goodness, you sure are

impatient for your bottle!

We feel it necessary to interrupt the

action here to explain a few key points

about Elmira's central nervous system.

Like the great dinosaurs and other

simple-minded creatures, Elvira's brain

is divided into two regions. This means

that Cain's sensations travel much more

slowly to her brain than the brains of

more intelligent life forms. In other

words, kid, I'd check the temperature on

that milk if I were you.

Uh oh, here it comes!

See?It finally hit him. Would we lie?

Something hurt my arm!

Open wide, you little rascal.

We're home!

Shucks! Guess when we were starting to

really have fun?Well, what's

this?Baby's fantasleep! Isn't that

wonderful?Elmira, are you

available tomorrow night?Well,

sure!

I quit!

Yeah! Don't! Don't I say it!

Watch it or not, everyone has to eat

their vegetables. Training

animals can be a rewarding experience.

Unless their trainer happens to be... Oh

my rock!

Oh, you wanna play spats, huh, BarkyMarky?

That's enough now, Barky. I have nothing

to do.

Oh, my very best is Puppy Wuppy

Pail. I am here!

I'm in a big, squishy car.

The bally wally.

Does Mr. Woop Woop wanna play ball?

Good doggy-waddy. Give me the

bouncy-wouncy. I can

play

Where are you, Mr. Woof

Woof?There you

are. Ready to

fetch?Ohh

Come on, Santy Reggie,

Santy Reggie, Santy

Reggie.

Puppy Wuppy, you want to play DuckyReggie?

Oh, come on, puppy! Ow! We

just need to know each other!