01x29 - Rainy Daze

[bunniefuu]

And now I call you styling.

You know, coasters, into every art a

little ring must fall. But not to worry.

Today we're going to show you how to get

through a rainy day. You might want to

pass those long, soggy afternoons with a

buddy. But in on Tanimat's case, he has

to rent his friends.

sounds like he blew another security

deposit... I am not

an animal! I am a human being! Hey,

come back here!

What are you running away for?You haven't

seen William Telly yet!That's the fifth

friend I've gone through this afternoon.

Oh, Britta friend! I need another best

friend to sit over here right away!

I better make sure my new friend isn't

stuck on plate.

Bicycle with a checker seat.

Holy Poly Clown with still played

unboxing gloves. Best of all,

Miralow Control Rock.

Oh, boy!My new friend

is here! Granny

Meat! Hello, new friend!

My name is Buster Bunny, but you can call

me sir. Ha ha ha, just little Joe. But

seriously, I'm sure we're gonna have just

ooh loads of fun together. So, let's say

hi and greet each other with a smile and

a hearty handshake. I know it's

sappy, but a guy's gotta earn his carrot

money somehow. Where are you, new

favorite dude?I've heard the tip

socks!

You! Why, it's

Monty! Don't call it

Monty! No longer grab a present!

Now is that any way to talk to your

newest, bestest buddies?I'm not gonna be

best friends with no common rabbit! I can

have a best friend money can buy!

William, this could be but after all...

Okay, you can stay, rabbit!

I've turned off! Oh, for joys, oh,

runtors! I'm gonna be your friend! I'm

gonna be your friend! Knock it off!

I'll get us something to play with! You

betcha, bro! The friendship meter is

running!

Play with your new friend's toys. Huh

Seems easy enough. Here, buster buddy!

Try my new remote control rocket! Geez,

thanks, Marty. Hey, what does this red

button do?

They had to ask. Let's see here.

Chapter 2, put up with your friend's

little corpse. Easy for you to say. I

didn't found my toy ball. This is

where I keep all my best chunks. Hey,

Marty, what are you keeping here?Baseball

cards?Ha! Guys are for listening!

I collect meatball players!

Whoa! Heh! You can hear that sound

they make when I stick 'em in my bicycle

spokes! Fernando, you better go on a

diet! Wow! You must have a

million comic books for golden!Monty,

rich Scottish duck gets roasted?Keep your

mess off of those! Your big-up friends

will deprecate 'em! Gee, Monty. I

thought friends were supposed to share

their junk. Gosh! How selfish of

me! I'm sorry! Here!

Great! Go on, Rabbit!

Have a seat! Enjoy! Thanks, Monty.

Don't mind if I do.

Chapter 3. Remember, stay

friendly.

Awfully nice of you to build a fishing

hole indoors just for me, Monty. Need

nothing of it, you rattle, do

you?How's this for?

And that one.

Chapter 4. When all else fails,

Can't even. Oh, sorry.

Now let's play one of my things. Take the

can. Never hurt it. Oh, it's easy.

Watch. I love games with simple

rules. Well,

I am a friend! You sh*t that

was perfect! I'm gonna call your

boss to have you fired! Connect me with

a friend! This is Mom, Caramax! I want

you to fire, buster buddy, and send over

a new friend right now!

What do you mean no one else wanted to be

my friend?Really?No one?

No one at all?But why?

See, they don't receive generous medical

benefits. Wait!

What about my...?Looks like it's just you

and me, Kim. Ohh

Listen, pal, why don't we go up to the

toy attic, and I'll show you my really

big toys!

I got a great big surprise for you, old

pal! Now you can't stay right there.

So the little stinker's gonna surprise

me, eh

Get the rabbit. I just

love this private. No,

not me! Get the rabbit! The rabbit!

Let me go!

Let me go! Don't let me go! Don't let me

go! I'll save you, old pal.

How'd all these guys get here so fast?I

called them, and they only cost you

$250,000. Of course I have to bill that

to your account, little tell.

You saved my life! Exactly.

Oops, the time's up, Monty. That'll be

$13.50, please. What?! Ah, thank you,

and have a ring. On behalf of @Zoom reads

a friend, I, at Zoom, do call again, and

remember, stay friendly!

I'll give you brilliant liars!

So remember, a true friend will always

try to stay in touch.

Lots of people don't like rain gays. They

complain there's never anything to do,

but all you have to do is use your

imagination.

I'm home! Your darling

talented brilliant daughter is here to

spend some quality time! Huh

Dear Bear's hun, went to the mall. All

right! Please clean up your room.

Do your homework. Take

a bath. Yuck. Don't you turn up

your nose, young lady. I'll be home by

six. Love you very much, your mom.

What do I do first?This

place is such a pissWho would think a

future star of film and television could

make such a mess by herself?There's

gotta be a better way to do this.

the rescue. With her fuel gone

and her controls frozen, in current

Babarella floats to put the planet

freezing. And using all strength and

skill, Babarella miraculously makes a

perfect three-point landing.

Bringing with her only the essentials of

survival, Babarella scours the surface of

the planet, searching for the one element

that will fuel her spacecraft. quadruple

knit polyester sportswear! What luck!

A few more pieces, and I'll be able to

make it home! But... the murderous

Gookdars live on this planet. You never

know when one will turn up. How's that

for a setup line?

What'd I tell ya?Laughing! Four

micro-rays!

Ohhpeople call my people

on the lunch!

Three, two,

one!

Mission accomplished.

Take a bath. I think bath. But

at least

I won't need to take one alone.

Isn't that right, mateys?

your heart out.

I am industrial strength

Ford. Then again,

underwater atomic b*mb

ohh

He

beautiful, but helpless native, has been

chosen by her village as a bunny

sacrifice. She will be eaten by the

horrible monster that lives in theforest.

I'm home, Beth! Like my new shoes?Oh, I'm

so

glad to see you, all precious, loving,

wonderful mama-like! Yes, yes,

honey, I'm glad to see you so. Now,

what did you do all afternoon?Oh, not

much. But I managed to keep myself

entertained.

Ah, yep, it's still raining.

We've been indoors so long. We're

going bonkers!

I have to get out of your

bunker! Get up here with us. We're

rabbits, remember?We can burrow ourselves

any place in the world. Hey, that's

right. You'll be in a

slimming storm of a beach in no time.

Great. I could use a swim.

Hello, Aruba. Tropical

paradise. Eh

Cowabunga, moon buddy! Turns out that's

when the ish way to shock me.

HmmA little chilly for

Aruba.

I must have made a wrong turn and to come

carry. I knew I should have gone to

rehearsal. Let's see... I'll go back

and go east to Wacky Land and then south

towards Tasmania. We should make a move

about dinner time. Then let's motor.

Uh, thanks for the friendly slippers,

Mort. Watch

him and get you, pesky little pets!

You in trouble, little guy?That, like

easy friends, is a perfect corrosion.

Oh, and it's a funny!

Buster!Look! Madame Dutch is

a scalper! She's turning the North Pole

into the newest colony! Oh, but,

married shiny sir, your cute

little sink! Don't marry baby

Sealskin! Dutch will make you into

lovely fur legwarmer...

for Budapest ballet!

Darling! Plaint, little sharp, I must

sigh. I'm .

Fish touch. You recall the cape last

summer?The Vanderbunnies from Southampton?

Yo, perhaps a bevitos.

Thank you. I simply had the

beacons of Dr. Grabmores for the latest

in furs, and pelts, and poor

defenseless animals who can't even save

themselves. You know, but hey.

Excuse me. Ah, you

abusing Americans! Please step into the

big area and I'll show your latest

fur shipment.

Soft, lovely fur. So warm,

too. B-b-but you're still alive.

Oh, it's the latest fashion to wear them

alive. Don't worry about wrapping it up,

Dr. Darling. I'll wear it home. Will

there be anything else?A

little hot perhaps?

Aye.. Again, such a cheap rabbit, hmm

I am not cheap! I'm 100%

genuine strip dry owner and chef

rabbit! How much will I put you down,

Gore?Market! You'll take your shopping

merchandise out of my store now! Hope!

There I never! The merchant's

a nerve of that little,

I have never been so-and-so one in all

I... Maybe

I'll stunt a new line of rabbit-skinned

house clippers. Be a little seal.

Save yourself!

Oh, don't you wish people were this loyal?

And now, gotcha ventilation!

All right, where's the fire?

Ben, I... Let me see your license. But,

officer, I must have left it...

No. No license, huhBen, I,

uh.. I'm taking you in, lady.

Hear ye, hear ye, the Arctic court is

now in session. Last check, Brad Moore.

The court shall read the list of targets.

You are charged with pill sobering,

disturbing the peace, conduct on becoming

a cartoon character, operating without an

artistic license, overuse of a bad

Hungarian accent, and unauthorized

impression of a living celebrity. What do

you plead?I am in

no sense. Ha!Jerry, have you reached a

verdict?Dukey as

charged! Which leaves this honorable

court no choice but to throw the book at

you.

I throw myself upon the mercy of the

court. Ohh Phoenix,

give her the hot seat. With pleasure.

Mr. Grandmore, you are hereby sentenced

to float south for the winter, where you

will never poach animals again. Gotcha,

gotcha South Park?

I know, I knowAt the acres is not

Aruba. But we couldn't miss the best part

of a rainy day. The rainbow!