01x26 - Hollywood Plucky

[bunniefuu]

And, uh, the award goes to, uh.. Oh,

I'm really handy. This is really great.

Plucky Duck for the Plucky Duck story!

Yes! Yes I

won! I won!

Pardon me!I'd like to thank my brilliant

director, Mr. Cooperville. Now, wait, I

don't want to thank anybody. This moment

is mine! Mine! Mine!

But to my good pals, Buster and Bags, I

do want to say I'm so sorry that

their movie, The Buster and Bags Story...

BUND! But

that's so good. Lucky, wake up.

We're almost there. Huh

Hollywood, I always wanted to come here.

And in our nights we'll be on the elite,

hobnobbing with our heroes, rubbing

elbows, not the rich. These celebrities

visiting back to the hills, going to the

beach. And selling my script, the

Plotty Duck story starring Plotty Duck to

the man, Cooper Goodell. Of course we

had to meet him first, but how hard could

that be?Well, figuring in the probability

of the number of people who took the

Hollywood stay in the geometric

configuration rhetorical question,

Hambring. Sorry. Case, I

thought Buster and Badge were going to

come with us. Oh, Deadbeat?Uh,

yeah, I guess they missed a lot.

Are you sure this is where we're supposed

to meet, Clocky?Absolutely! I

hope he gets here soon. I can't wait to

get a script to Mr. Deville! Hello,

I'm Mary Bane. And I'm

John Face. And this she made her

treatment tonight! Tonight, we

take a look at Hollywood Hopefuls.

Hollywood! Plans of blue skies, palm

trees, and opportunity! Who knows?

Today's interest could be tomorrow's

dream sensation! With plastic surgery and

liposuction, anything is possible. And

certainly the biggest dream

maker of all is... Yes,

it's all waiting for you here in...

Hollywood!

We're here! Hollywood and Vine, the most

enchanting career in the world! Ready to

name them with the terrible people?It

hurts! Hello, Holly!

Good?Yes! Let's be a

sanitation strike. We've got work to do,

come on!

HuhWhat

Who?Hey, Indiana Jones!

Help! Someone as famous as him would

certainly know where to locate Mr. The

Bell. Gee, is it okay to bother him?Right

and wrong having a place here. This is

Hollywood. Indian and Change,

how do you do?Plucky Duck's the name.

Listen, I'm looking for a friend of

yours. Goodbye, Doug.

Wanna go someplace?

Well, look at it this way. You've picked

up two really neat souvenirs.

I gotta get this shirt off my feet. But

how?Hey, all aboard for the

blunderbust of Hollywood!

Oh, a tour! Hmm, perhaps a

bit more torch is required. Hey, hey,

Mom! Help me hook these small sneakers

over the bumper-back bus!

I'd sure like to pick that tour. I've

always wondered what Arnie Johnson's

house looks like. First things first!

Don't try this at home, kids. This should

be done only by trained professional

idiots.

Hi, Flucky! Handsome, why are

you...

Okay, on your left is the Hollywood Wax

Museum. Ohh

Mr. Deville, you forgot your credit card!

Deville?Mr. DeBell, I've got a script

for you!

Hey, I better stop this. I might get to

like it. You

know, people in Hollywood are always

asking me, Beth, and I say, Yeah?What's

your sign?Well, here it is! The

famous Hollywood sign!

Gee, that was a neat tool. Hey,

you got the cement block off! I was

so close to the bill.

I said Hampton. We'll never get to make

the bill. Gee, Plucky, I'm sorry.

I'll never show my script. It's hopeless!

Utterly hopeless!

Hey, uh, Duck. HuhSo,

like, you and the piggy wanna make up

with the film, huhYes, yes, you do!

Well, uh, you know, like, I happen to

know where he's filming his next picture.

And I can even get you jobs as, like, uh,

actress.

And the little bit of action?Yeah, it's a

it's a harrowing tale of the of the

dramatic plight of waiters and ballets.

I'm gonna make you a star!

This is terrible! I have a restaurant

full of stars, and all my help has missed!

Flavio, where have you

been?I... Hey, I brought some actors to

play the parts of the waiter in the

valet. You know, in our new Cooper de

Vil... Wha?You know, our

new pitcher. Ah, yes,

perfect. You shall play the part of the

waiter. And you, my fine piggish

lad, shall play the part of the valet.

Parker of cars, keeper of keys.

Keys?Your scenes will be played in the

parking lot, so follow me! I'll get you

into whatever... Ward Pine! Why's

Nick near the belt?He's a shy director.

He prefers to hide behind the cameras.

Come along. Where are the cameras?

Oh, they've been hidden to achieve the

documentary effect.

Oh, I can't chef picture. All right,

you're a waiter. The only waiter in a

restaurant packed with stars. They need

you. They want you. They'll tip you.

Aaaaand... What's my

motivation?To keep this job!

Yes, good enough. I believe I spot a

camera behind that cat guy. I am a

waiter, and so I shall wait.

Hello, may I seek your order?

Ah, I'm Larry, and this is my brother

Darryl, and this is my other brother,

Darryl. What's your catch of the day?

Nee-yo, he-yo, you...

She loves me.

And you shall play one of the crowd, the

few, the underpaid. You are a green

ballet! But I don't know how to drive.

Hey, typecasting, even better!

And action.

Careful, I just had it detailed.

Gosh, it's Batman.

May I get your cape here?

Another Hollywood illusion shattered.

Thank goodness I wore my seatbelt. Call





close-up. Call 911!

Yes, not shamps.

Well, what can I get you, Mrs. Shamp, sir?

I'll have your set of fair fingerlings,

please. I never figured them for a

soprano.

The gum tastes good. Oh, that short spout

is simple.

well

I'll have a goat cheese pizza, please.

We're proud to present to you the award

for best entree ordering in a lead room.

Thank you.

Waiter, get your feathered fanny

over here, man. Now is my

chance to show the bow my acting

versatility. I am your waiter. How can I

help you?You call this a

Caesar salad?That's cool,

Brutus! Get out of my salad,

Duck. Would you like that soup and

shitHow about pressed, Duck?Waiter!

Waiter!Here we go! This food is

terrible! In such small

portions!

You're a chicken croquet, Captain.

This... chicken hasn't even been cooked.

Bones. Give me a reading. It's

wrong here. Set phasers on. Broke.

Why you have your tongue on my steak?I

didn't want it to fall on the floor

again. Waiter. Yes,

sir. There's one thing I gotta ask

you, punk. Where's my wine?

Oh, here you go. Yeah, but I don't want

to do my homework.

I'm showing. I'm showing my fertility,

warmth, humor, the bone's gone all of me.

Well, perhaps I exaggerate.

No one told me there'd be some work in

this picture.

Where's my car?

I could be wrong, but I don't think they

were filming a picture there at all. What

am I gonna do?All I wanted was to get my

movie made. What did I go wrong?Am

I asking too much?

Looky, look. What?

That's it?We'll simply go into the studio

and hand the script into Sugarvillain's

shelf. It's so simple. I mean,

how hard can it be to get into a movie

studio?

Uh, good morning, Mr. Deville. Deville?

ohh Maybe

he's not getting enough fighter. No time

for a suit aside. We've got to be with

Vicks today.

The smell of a footlash. The feel of the

grease thing. If it's that guy sleeping.

Follow that!

Where do you think you're going?

Hello, I'm Hucky Duck. I'm Hampton.

And we're here to meet with Mr. Cooper

Hill. I've got a script here that's just

swinging to be made. Ohh Do

you have a pass?I sir,

Namundo.

After me, Luniversity Hall Pass?

Our only leader. Well,

whatever you guess though.

I love this job!

Agents! Yo, Agents!

Here's Daddy. Thank

you very much.

Anyone got any superglue?

This is humiliating! Beat me back by a

peon policeman!I

just got me, Mr. DeBell. Hey, well,

where you going, bub?Okay, we're about to

enter the DeBell studio. Time

for a stalwart strategy. Come on, Henny,

we don't want you DeBell waiting.

Mr. DeBell is totally, literally, um,

famous and stuff. Remember, no flash

photography. Next time, I'm out of here.

We need that to proceed. And now, we'll

stop it. I'm going. Our really

scary

I'm a vegetarian.

This is a Ville.

This should have been a Plucky Duck. I've

spent a half two half-a*s trying to track

you down, and I've got a story for you.

It's the Plucky Duck story.

and all shocked when I was just so

little. The struggle, the

heroism of destroying the break out of my

shell. And then... Yikes!

The endearing sweetness of my toddler

years with the trauma, the trauma,

learning to walk, all burning to the most

frightening thing of all!

Where was I?Oh, yeah. The most

frightening thing of all!My first

day at school?Yeah! And

then the car goes on and on until I am a

boss of the world. And then, there's a

big news of a finale. Be kind to

your wet-footed friend Or a duck

may be somebody's brother Be

kind to the diligence of the schwab

Where the weather is very, very bad

Oh, you may think that this is the end

Well, it is

Well, what do you think?

I think it's a shoeflyer blockbuster.

I should know because I just made that

picture. HuhYou know, really,

I did, but I call this the Buxa and Beth

story. I I found these two charismatic

rabbits, you know, like standing in the

middle of the desert, and I find them on

the spot. They're in a trailer

now. I just don't get it. So what does

this mean?Just because I left my friends

behind, I get nothing?Is that it,

huhAll right then. I'm sorry, okay?I

shouted out for the world here! I gipped

my pals, and I am

sorry!There,

though. Feel better?

Yeah, I know, Chapton. I do. Same isn't

as important as friends. I mean, who

needs hundreds of adoring fans crawling

all over each other?They simply catch a

glimpse of you. Who needs all that money,

that that attention, all that blurry?

I know! I hear it! I want it! I want

it! I need attention! Where's my money?I

need attention and blurry! Right now,

right here, right in the old hundred

bottle!