01x05 - Have Time, Will Travel

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The Wacky Adventures of a Ronald McDonald's hey kids did you hear the

news time to put on your adventure shoes gets ready for some big surprises

Adventures come in lots of sizes we'll have fun be outrageous wackiness is your

contagious too I want you all with me and that includes you on the way to play on the

run for fun going miles for Smiles come on everyone

we'd never know no no no no what's around the bend how about we just can't

wait Adventures are great with all our friends let me hear you

the Wacky Adventures of a Ronald McDonald [Music]

well this is for the birds note to self self add wings to wish list

birdie Sunday anyone yeah oh hello just resetting the clocks yay I don't suppose

you could lend a hand yeah Look Out Below [Music]

I need to switch to a digital clock clocks you never really know until you're face to face

you know time's a funny thing well usually a funny thing except in today's

adventure when we accidentally traveled back in time and ran into prehistoric

creatures and when we had to sing for a crabby little king and you may help

but I'm getting ahead of myself 30 seconds until Adventure Time Ronald

you know what that means it's time to talk time welcome to Ronald McDonald's

time talk with us today is Ronald McDonald tell me Ronald do you have a favorite time

that's a good question Ronald let's see I like a good time I'm particularly fond of lunchtime but I'd have to say my

favorite time is anytime what a timely answer thank you Ronald thank you Ronald

no we're out of time hope you had a good time see you next time

to feed the fish [Music] a bedtime story hey what are you doing

going off you're not supposed to go off till tomorrow hey boy time flies when you're having fun

[Music] 15 seconds until Adventure Time Ronald

I don't have a lot of time on my hands

[Music] [Applause] [Music] today's adventure is all about time

travel and it's a doozy but why don't you say for yourself [Music]

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hey anyone in the mood for an adventure what is it with you an adventure I

chased my tail a few times I'm done for the day how about a Renaissance adventure with

night sword playing beautiful men or a horseback adventure with the horses and

the backs and you know Adventure those are both great ideas how about a disco

Adventure ditto Adventure yeah I'm a Dancing Queen

well that's a lot to squeeze in I don't know how we'll make the time but let's go get Franklin and see what we can do

I've gotta starch the lab coats dust the shelves tag the test tubes and rinse the

beakers I promised my dad [Music]

oh well bye we're gonna have fun you know I think what Hamburglar means is

none of us could enjoy ourselves knowing you were stuck here cleaning all by yourself

surely now listen if we all pitch in and work as a team we can finish in no time

then we can all have fun together this whole team thing is a problem he'll get

over it Franklin have no fear we'll all help you out thanks guys you're the best so what are

we waiting for let's roll up our sleeves and get to work

we're here to help our buddy so grab a muffin bucket and hand me a

wash towel [Music]

sneakers [Music]

we'll polish and gloss and brush and loss we'll scrub and shine and make it

look so cool

black sneakers [Music]

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and when we're done [Music]

wow

guys I think I found something interesting

wow what is it what is it oh that's just my dad's time machine

[Music] that travels through time I can show it to you after we finish

cleaning looks like the g*ng is taking the time out

what does this button do please don't touch anything this is the fourth version my father's make he still hasn't

worked out all the bugs yet everyone always blames the bugs

I'm not allowed to mess with my dad's experiments besides I promised I'd get this place cleaned up by the time he

came home so let's get cracking but don't you see with the time machine we can jump a few hours into the future and

have all the chores behind us guys don't even think about it

two hour button wow

[Music] that's so much trouble everybody hold on

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quick over here I wonder if that giant T-rex is true you

know they found her bones recently I've seen pictures of her inputs whoa this is

no time for an archaeological news flash birdie we have to get back to the attic right now right now

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oh great just great everyone just relax we have to stick together come quick

coming Hamburglar hang on [Music]

what I call a phone [Music]

[Music] Rumford

nice to meet you Rumford mcduffold I'm Ronald McDonald you look like me only worse

well that time machine is messed up it's got people and dinosaurs living at the

same time that's not how it was clear not so fast I have a feeling we

could learn a lot from these guys [Music]

though you grunt while I talk and you hop while I walk

deep down under the skin we are all really kin

we're not so different after all we're both big we're both small we're both

short and we're both tall We're Not So Different

chasing my tail puts the wind in my sail hey you like it too there's a lot we

both do [Music] there's not much difference when the

deer is true We're Not So Different

we're both big we're both small we're both short and we're both

Franklin's my name science is my game and it looks like you are pretty much

the same mine that your skin has a nice purpley shine

we're not so different after all we're both big we're both small

we're both short and we're both tall we're not so different after all

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hello partly digested time machine kid in danger of getting like grounded for

life foreign

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guys if we can't bring the time machine to us we'll bring us to The Time Machine

sounds dangerous Hamburglar do you have any Burgers left just one

no room fold we need this

okay everyone hop on [Music]

so much Burger So Little Time come on Hamburglar

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close everyone man does somebody have a dinosaur-sized

breath mint [Applause] [Music]

right one more thing we have to clean up okay everybody let's blast off before

it's time for dessert foreign

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well something's happening [Music]

foreign [Music] this is definitely not my attic these

are definitely not my tights oh I enjoy the costumes

I don't like the smell of this [Music]

sounds like it's time to take cover [Music]

wonder if the coast is clear

[Music] I'm going to say hello

birdie watch out they could be dangerous how

could dangerous well I bet they've been outstanding Thanksgiving beautiful

please [Music]

quite a funny looking creature is she not me or you shall make a dainty

distress set before the king king Mary that is like thank you

[Music] take a minute the kiss may not be good

[Music] she could have some of mine come on g*ng

birdie needs us right now [Music]

come when you whistle even I don't do that foreign

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okay everyone we're off to rescue Fair birdie to the castle [Music]

okay let's go move it come on I think you gotta say to the castle

right like this guy understands

the through the castle

okay comfy [Applause]

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[Laughter] I choose good and plump well you're

staring at my problem area well after 4 and 20 blackbirds Escape sire very well

I sure bake this creature in a Royal pie did you say bake me his Royal Highness

hath been in a Royal Funk that a few things seem to make him smile but a tasty meal is always met with Glee

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[Music] birds of which you speak but make Merry for King Mary and you shall win your

freedom but if you fail

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Ure mark my Royal words they said better be good or I shall throw a royal tantrum if

it pleases the king Thou Art not count on it

what does she do oh entertain your lordship she sings like a

bird yeah boys [Music]

so sad or maybe it's just that you're mad

poor birdie this is terrible yeah she never could carry that too but my wish

is to lose your English and not end up as a dish so King please enjoy my

wobbling just call me tonight [Music]

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[Music] this is not good you can say that again

this is not good but I knew I was gonna do that okay here's the plan Hamburglar you

sneak down to the dungeon and see if there's some way to free birdie while the rest of us try to distract King Murray and his guards let's go

[Music] wow a little soap water some elbow

grease this place would still be disgusting

God Ronald where are you [Music]

this Order in the Court disorder in the court what in the world hath we hear a humble

birth maker and his friend your majesty may I present for your viewing pleasure one Ronald McDonald and the mcdonaldland

players I guess that's us

[Applause] [Music] this is funny

oh

[Music] it is very funny

the king is a monarch is true he owns lots of diamonds and jewels

but it's not always a lark life is often quite Stark being King can make you feel

blue it's not easy being King getting caught

in your crown get me to a throne and that's not a very good thing

he makes decisions all day long [Music]

the king is the ruler Supreme the ultimate head of the team

but with subjects messed up it leads to frustration extreme

that's not easy

[Music] he makes decisions all day long

doesn't care if they're right or wrong not to worry

a day of the life of King hurry

hurry hurry [Music]

but he should try it down here it's foreign

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and everything he makes decisions

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[Music] where's Hamburglar he was supposed to

save you I demanded how about a last meal a burger would be

oh there's Hamburglar I see someone up in their trap

you goofy minions have made a laughing stock of my court and now you shall suffer accordingly

[Music] now the biggest tower is upon us surely I shall be grounded for all eternity

a box on my doghouse

me before I push the very button that landed us here say Grimace is it my

imagination or is everybody talking funny the chance to be fixed

I've got to get you guys out of here hmm [Music]

okay big shoes do your stuff wow

come on g*ng let's get back to the time machine [Music]

better hurry we've got a lot of years to cover

if there was only some way I could override the control system and isolate the destination codes

we'll never just do it faster I know you can do it Franklin

here goes nothing

foreign [Applause]

tumbleweeds in Franklin's attic me neither oh well looks like the right place to

meet [Music] um those might not be for the taking the

name is ham burglar remember I think you should remember we're not in

mcdonaldland right now okay I'll put them back

there he is there's that burger Stephen Vermont

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[Applause] [Music] he went this way

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if I didn't sit with my own eyes it's just like you Hamburglar

only not as handsome Henry H burglar II what

that's my great great granddaughter [Music]

everybody inside [Music]

[Applause] thank you

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though Hamburglar wow we gotcha

I'm being busted for burgling burgers I didn't vertical I'm afraid you have the wrong burglar there's no mistaken the

most worn environment in the whole County

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ERS hold on everybody we want to get back to McDonald's land right right well

maybe we've just been pushing the wrong buttons [Music]

[Music] thank you

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well this was part of mcdonaldland in the 70s [Applause]

[Music] we're getting closer

wow I don't believe it it's Mayor McCheese [Music]

my what Old MacDonald [Music]

hey I just learned the latest dance craze the hustle

looking good mayor and you're looking a little different is it the fourth

machine in here or are you doing something with your hair it's a long story anyhow it's good to

see you again always the pleasure now let's get down shall we oh okay

lift the child foreign

guys we're almost home

I bet this will do the trick [Music]

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[Music] Ronald McDonald you've done it again

we're home

look at this place

it looks positively worse than when we started seems that trying to cut corners only

made extra work right guys Point made I'm in the doghouse over here me too and

I'm not even a dog look at the bright side whether we meant you or not we did everything we set out

to do this weekend not everything birdie we've got 15 minutes before Franklin's dad comes home

let's Boogie we've traveled through the ages

stockings and dinosaurs but everything is gravy we've still got all these

chores

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to be done from the wild west to the Disco floor

Adventures [Music]

like sneakers

[Music] hello everyone you know Franklin I was

thinking you should enjoy the weekend and leave the cleaning to me too late

[Music] wow it looks great in here you guys must

have been working all day well actually we took the time to do a great job

well I have got the perfect reward for all of you this is my quizzical time

travel transporter why don't you all just hop in and we hello

where'd everybody go [Music]

I think we've had all the Adventure we need for one day so much for putting things off for another time

tonight I'm gonna sleep like a frog the expression is sleep like a log

Grimace maybe I'll do that tomorrow night

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you know one thing I learned from today's adventure is if you look for the easy way out it usually ends up being

harder than you think

I better call Franklin and let him know there's another snag in his dad's machine until next time this is your

very own clown Ronald McDonald hoping I see you live and in person at McDonald's

eat Franklin uh don't know quite hard to tell you

this [Music] [Applause]

[Music] hey everybody if you thought that was fun take a peek at some of the other

Adventures we have in store for you

coming soon Ronald McDonald's all new wacky adventure the monster Old

MacDonald land lock join Ronald and the g*ng as they take a car trip to a

mysterious Lake and take part in a massive Monster Hunt if you like really

big Adventures then watch out for the monster Old MacDonald landlocked

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