01x21 - g*ng Busters

[bunniefuu]

The story we're about to see is true.

All the facts have been changed to get a

bit relaxed. We hope

this is the city, not three acres.

My name is Bunny. Is my partner's

nameFunny. No

relation. It's just this day on Tiny

Toons. You'll see how a desperate

criminal tries to frame an innocent

rabbit. Mainly yours truly.

Come

on, g*ng! Let's rock this town!

Anything we want is ours for the taking.

Yeah, wheels, cash,

TVs. Will you guys stop thinking

small?There's what we're going after, our

own slushy machine. Oh.

Can I help you, fellas?

Ooh, you want kale and burrito, maybe?

YeahWe're just looking.

Hiya, Toomsters. Just on my way to get

some nice, cool carrot slushie.

Hey, how can this be radical?

One mega-mongo jumbocurrant slush,

please! Stop, man! Please burn my

slushie machine!

Haha! Come on, dude! This ought to put

our game on the map! Yeah!

Right in the middle of the Bermuda

Triangle!Beat it, antennae

ears! You're blocking our getaways!

Not until you give back that slush

machine! Why, certainly! You heard

him, boys! Give it to him! Haha!

Come on, rabbit!

Beat it, dude! Man!

ohh

I

hope you're not a good

lawyer, Rabbit. I'd be better off if I

knew a good judge.

Buster Bunny is hereby charged with

slushy theft in the first degree.

And people's courtroom is now in

session.

I'm your host, Fast Bunny, and the trial

you are about to see is real. There is no

script and there are no actors.

Except for me. Get a load of this.

Grandfather!

Grandfather! Don't let them send me to

the orphanage! Don't worry, nun, Missy.

We're a-headin' for Wyoming.

Wyoming?Well, I say, why not-oming?And

now, on with the trial. The defendant's

roster buddy is about to head

here. I'm being well-roaded.

And presiding over the case is the

Honorable Judge Walker. How does the

defendant plead?I'm on knees,

usually. He's not guilty, Your

Honor. I object.

This is a model of justice.

High motion for a mistrial.

On what grounds?On the picnic grounds

would be nice. Shall we head over there?

Sit down!

Wait! Clocky, what are you doing?

offending you. Trust me, pal.

Your Honor, I'm Buster's lawyer, and I'd

like to submit these photos as evidence.

Evidence of what?My

photographic skills. Smile!

I can't see! Of

course not. Justice is blind. I'd like to

call Dr. Witness Babs Bunny to the

stand. Character witness?Sure,

I think of all kinds of characters.

And... what about that?

You don't dare ornery violent! She's from

the habitat! I swore that's all awkward

anytime! Is that all, folks?

Honor this court! Your Honor, I move that

this case be dismissed. The only crime

attended is your accusing my client!

Oh, look at him. Is that the face of a

criminal?Is he at the criminal's

most opening brow line?The

criminal's cruel mouth?The criminal's...

Ooh, sorry.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put

this rabbit's life in your hands.

Who could find a sweet bunny like Benny

guilty of anything?

Gentlemen of the jury?What is your

verdict?Blackbar is as guilty as

his ears are long! Yeah!

This court finds the

defendant and his lawyer guilty of

slushy stealing and extreme

obnoxiousness! Six months in reform

school for both of you! I object!

Case

closed! You can't do this! Please! I'm

afraid! I'll appeal to the Supreme Court.

Oh! Hey, Buster, what's with the judges

gabble?Hey! There we

go!

Bye-bye, Buster!Thanks for taking our

route, snucker!

Let me out of here! I'm restrained, I

tell ya! You gotta let me out of here! I

can't take it anymore. Come on, come on,

I'm close to you, mommy! I can't breathe!

How long have we been here?Five minutes.

My, I'll kind flash when you're having

fun. Aww,

the poor little convict's bored.

Hey, Bellboy, these accommodations are

way too small. Don't you have

anything with an ocean view?I'm

terribly sorry, sir. Maybe you would

prefer something near the garden?Oh, yes,

yesThat'll be fine, boy. Ohh Here's

something for your trouble.

You two don't look so good. I think you

need some exercise. You're

too kind.

I want this garden weeded and watered the

fall lunch. And don't give me no trouble

or putchers in the hole.

Now's our chance to bust out of here.

Give me the hose. Lucky, I think you've

done enough for me, thank you very much.

Now you've got this this far, haven't you?

Now I'm getting a shed. Got

it. this is a mistake.

Trust me. Umm

Say, would you like to hear my harmonica?

I warned you to! Well, we'll

go ahead and push them all. We're tough.

We can take it. You know

flatfoots don't scare us! Oh!

Ha! There's the freaking build up and

hold us!

See?I told you we could take it.

Hey, Bluster, where are you?I'm

standing by the pool. What do you think?

Oh, it's dark in here. I can't see a

thing except your eyes. Why is that?

Uh, it's an old cartoon convention.

Eyeballs in the darkness, you knowWow!

Hey, if we stay here long enough, we're

gonna see the inch on animation. Then if

we stay too long, we'll crack up. Yeah,

right. We gotta keep our minds occupied.

I know. Let me borrow this. Hey,

what's this?Uh, come on, be a

sport. Now, stretch your other eye and do

like me.

you know I'll show you.

Hey! You put out my eye! I'll be

relaxed, just blink and you'll be fine.

There's gotta be something better to look

at than your dumb eyes. Somebody light a

match.

Oh, man! What's backin' up?Help me burrow

out of here! Hold on, chum! I'm a

waterfowl, remember?We don't burrow. Not

with these slept feet. Okay, okayJust

follow me and be quiet.

Hey!

Ahh! Vas, ye swabs! Fire on young

scurvy turrets! Oops. I'm okay.

Now where are we?

This snake's been. There's a

snake that you head to.

Snakes everywhere. Yeah, tell me aboutit.

Well, this time I've got it for sure. Oh,

no. First that blonde and now

this. Oh, jeez, Alfred, why

don't you just tell the world we're down

here?HuhSee your vice came

in line for your sequel.

Hey! This is the Juvenile Hall storeroom!

Wow! Everything's for the man who wants

to get away from it all. Uh, look,

Rocky, we got company! Uh, you diggin'

out of the hole, too?Oh,

schmo.

you stig, or the smutsy hand thy

squirrels toy with your necks. Tubbish?

Jesus, since you put it that way, go hand

us some shovels.

Free Buster Bunny! Free Buster Bunny!

Free Buster Bunny! Free Buster

Bunny! What's the meaning of this?We're

friends of Buster Bunny. We know he's

innocent. We have signed petitions asking

you to set him and pluck him free.

Oh, that's the escape alarm. Keep

digging, rabbit. Yeah, keep rabbit, dang

it. Keep going. Keep going.

Hey, where you going?Why you around,

Plucky?

One! Several inmates have escaped through

a tunnel in the tool shed.

Uh, buddy! Which way to Argentina?We

brought you a present, Warden. Re-arrest

them! Dirty dumble-crushing rabbit?If

there's anything I can do for you brave

boys... Actually, Wardy, oh buddy, oh

pal, I would really like a chance to

catch the guy who braved me.

It's Hunky! Yay!

Now it's time to party, Buster Styles.

Sister... Ow! I'm here to tell you now,

you're all about your faces!

Ow! You thought you had bunker fame for

your crime. They came up to the big house

to do sometimes... Boost!

But he bumps out of prison and he's back

on the tree. He's gonna take the ball and

you crack, you won't beat!

What happens in Hanson and Mother of

Charles if he can't do the rappin'?Maybe

he can die. ....

Keep trying, pal. It's rap. Rap?

I'm sure it's really lost. My g*ng is in

ruin. I haven't got a chance to get these

tiny tunes.

We've got to run the run.

We've got to cut the max till the boycan't

You gotta see me working from that

rapping mob Clustered by me's innocent I

pulled that job Put me in solitary and

lock me in the ground Just so I won't

have to hear that rapping sound

Phew. Stop digging, chump.

Ohh.. Sorry we make

fortune but you still make a fuss! We

gotta make you confess! You can protect

your fuss!

Prepare your name, Monster, and call the

guilty fellow! It wasn't hard, Morgan!

It's called the Wise Yellow!

I want a lawyer! I'm like hard...

The story you have just seen is true.

Sorta. Montana Max is

found goofy of gangsterism, vandalism,

and grand theft slushies. He served three

months in the Acme Acres before school

and another four of community cleanup

crew.

Yay! They're lost in this town, you know!

And Buster Bunny was found innocent of

all charges, except for being a

fantastic street dancer.

Buster, I got it! I learned how to

map! All right!

Here it goes.

Don't give up the day job.