02x05 - The Princess' Speech

[bunniefuu]

[Fussy purrs]

[meows]

♪ No matter what we wear
We're gonna be right there ♪

♪ Jump to it, jump to it ♪

♪ So let's suit up and save the day ♪

♪ Gowns and crowns are always fun
But when it's time to get things done ♪

♪ Princesses wear pants! ♪

♪ Yeah! Let's go! ♪

♪ Glide or sail, or hop a plane
We'll change the world the princess way ♪

-♪ Princesses wear pants! ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ With the fruitdoms in our hands
These princesses wear pants! ♪

[princesses] Princess Power!

[adventurous music playing]

[choking]

[neighs]

I know that sound.
It's a pelican in distress!

-Giddy up, Maisie.
-[neighs]

What is it, Pelly?
Something caught in your mouth?

Let me see. I'll be gentle.

[squawks]

A plastic straw?

I need little hands to pull this out
for you. Mr. Scrumples?

[squeaks]

-Thanks, Mr. Scrumples.
-[squeaks]

You shouldn't try to eat these.

-You could get hurt.
-[squawks]

Is the pelican okay?

Yes. But plastic straws like this
are dangerous,

and not just for pelicans.
Lots of animals think they're food

-and they can get really hurt.
-[squeaks]

I know exactly what we can do.

We can ban plastic straws
in the fruitdom.

If they're not on the island,
they can't hurt our animals.

That's an excellent idea!

Once the Kiwians agree,
the ban will be official.

I'll call for a royal speech
this afternoon,

you tell and convince them.

I can convince them?
You want me to give the royal speech?

But I've never given
a royal speech before.

That's true.

But no one in the fruitdom knows
as much about animals as you.

You're the perfect princess to
deliver this message to the fruitizens.

I know you can do it.

I can do it.

That's my Kira.

I'll call the speech
for right after tea time. [kisses]

If I'm gonna do this,
I need princess...

Princess...

[coughs]

I'm losing my voice. [laughs]

[ringing]

♪ Let's go, let's go
Na na na na na na ♪

♪ When the trouble in our world
Feels too big for one alone ♪

-♪ Yeah! ♪
-♪ Na na na na na na! ♪

-♪ Step right into action ♪
-♪ That's right! ♪

-♪ You help those in need ♪
-♪ Okay! ♪

♪ Every mistake we make ♪

♪ Is just a step along the way ♪

♪ So let's go, go, go
Come on, let's take on the day ♪

-♪ Let's take on the day ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ We'll just try till we get it right! ♪

♪ And never give up the fight! ♪

♪ 'Cause that's the princess way! ♪

[makes noises]

[squeaks]

Squeak-scuse me?

Oh, oh, oh! Charades!

You act out what you wanna say,
and we'll guess the answer.

[squeaks]

[makes noises]

Oh, you tried to eat a tiara
for breakfast?

You're coming out with
your own line of royal jewelry?

[gasps] You're giving your first big royal
speech this afternoon to the Kiwians

on banning plastic straws,
but you lost your voice! Epic disaster!

Yeah!

[laugh]

Hold up. How did you guess all of that?

I'm just good at charades.

Well, for every princess problem,
there's a princess solution.

So don't worry, Kira, we'll get
your voice back before your speech.

We Pinkie Tea Promise
to help those in need.

[all] With our Princess Power,
we'll always succeed!

[theme music playing]

[makes noises]

I've got this for you.
To the Science Sparkle-arium!

[Penny]
Warm water to soothe.

And some pineapple for taste,

equals a delicious throat relaxer.
Here you go, Kira.

[sips]

Did it work? [gasps]

Wait! I'm speaking!

-Yay!
-Yes!

Thank sequins. Now you can deliver
your very first big royal speech.

Yeah. [chuckles]
My very first big royal speech. [hiccups]

Um, Kira? Are you okay?

I'm not... [hiccups] ...sure [hiccups]
...what's happening. [hiccups]

[gasps] Did the throat relaxer
give Kira the hiccups?

It shouldn't.

According to my calculations,
I put in the right amount of everything.

What do I... [hiccups]
...do now? [hiccups]

Don't worry.
I have another science solution.

Honey! Honey helps calm
the body's reaction that causes hiccups.

Teenykin... [hiccups] ...tastic!

I know the perfect... [hiccups] ...place
to get fresh... [hiccups] ...honey.

Okay, bees, ha-ha,
don't pay any attention to me.

Bea! [hiccups] It's okay!

Bees sting if they... [hiccups]
...feel threatened.

I'm just gonna fill this tea cup
with honey.

Get away, get away, get away!
Get away, get away, get away!

I'm good! Here you go, Kira.

[hiccups] Bee stings.

Okay. No more playing defense.

I have an idea based on
an old Blueberrian cure.

We scare the hiccups away.

[hiccups] Good luck.

I don't... [hiccups] ...scare that easy.

Not if you're expecting it.

There's only one way
to get an authentic scare.

Now don't open your eyes
until I say so. Now!

Woo-hoo! [hiccups]

[squeaks]

Woo-hoo? You should be yelling ah!
Let me down, Bea! I'm so scared!

But this is so... [hiccups] ...much fun!

[squawks]

Hi, pelican! [hiccups]

-Bye, pelican!
-[squawks]

I need to turn her fun into fright
if we wanna get rid of those hiccups.

But how?

-[Kira] Ah!
-[Bea] Whoa!

[Kira] Woo... [hiccups] ...hoo!

Teenykin-tastic... [hiccups]
...trick, Bea!

Uh, not a trick. I've lost control!
We're really falling!

[screaming]

Penny! You're a lifesaver!

Kira! Your hiccups are gone!

[Bea] All right!

Princesses: one. Hiccups: zero.

Fantabulous for real.

Okay, Kira, let's hear you practice
that big royal speech.

Okay, Kira, take it away!

[clears throat] My fellow Kiwians,

I speak to...

Uh, wait, can... can I start again?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Hoo. My fellow Kiwians, I...

Uh... I spoke... Wait, no... I speak...

Uh... One more time, one more time.

[clears throat] My fellow...
Ah! Now I can't remember!

If I mess up in front of the Kiwians,
they won't agree to the plastic straw ban.

This is my first big royal speech,

and all the fruitdom animals
need me to get it right!

[meows]

I think I know why you're having trouble.
You're nervous.

Your first big royal speech
is a big royal deal.

Remember mine at the Blueberry Arboretum?
I was nervous, I almost didn't do it.

But you did. And so can you.
Just remember to relax.

Maybe... [gasps]
...imagine we're all Teenykins!

-Singing and dancing Teenykins.
-[squeak-sings]

Can you be nervous in front of singing
and dancing Teenykins?

Ooh! Inspiration!

When I have trouble remembering something,
I turn it into a song. Can I see?

[sings]
♪ My fellow Kiwians ♪

Now you try.

[singing] ♪ My fellow Kiwians
I speak to you not only as... ♪ [gasps]

Hey! I remembered! I think I can do this!

Then let's get you on that stage.
It's nearly speech time!

To the Kiwi Fruitdom!

And now with an important message
about helping our Kiwian animals,

I present Princess Kira.

That's you, that's you! Go!

You got this!

[cheering]

Yeah! Woo-hoo!

[clears throat]

My... [gasps] ...my [hiccups]

-That's weird.
-What's she doing?

-What is she doing?
-No.

Is she okay?

I can't shake off the nerves.
Everyone's staring at me!

You did so great singing the speech
at the treehouse.

That was different! I was singing to you!
You're my friends!

It's so much easier when I'm with you.

Well then we're going to have
to be right there on stage with you.

Really?

We'll always back you up.
Pinkie Tea Promise.

[singing] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ohh ♪

My fellow Kiwians.

I speak to you not only as your Princess,

but as a Kiwian who cares about
our fellow Teenykin fruitizens.

[singing] ♪ She really cares ♪

-Even with our best intentions...
-[singing] ♪ Ooh ♪

plastic straws still blow
onto the land...

and into our ocean, where animals
try to eat them and get hurt.

[singing] ♪ That's not right! ♪

-[ribbits]
-[Kira] Here in the Kiwi Fruitdom,

we love our animals.

And we know it's up to us to protect them.

To do that, we need to take a stand
together and act on a plan.

[singing] ♪ She's got a plan.
Ah-ooh ♪

-So let's save our Teenykin friends.
-[singing] ♪ We do ♪

And let's place a ban
on plastic straws for our fruitdom!

-[cheers]
-Who's with me?

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah!

-What a great idea!
-Go Kira!

[crowd cheering]

[squeaks]

[blows kisses]

-Fantabulous!
-Pineapple perfection!

It's unanimous! [laughs]

Everyone wants the plastic straw ban.

We're so proud of you, Kira.

Thanks! I couldn't have done it
without my friends

and Teenykins backing me up, literally.

You sounded great.
Think I can join you for another verse?

That'd be Teenykin-tastic!

[crowd cheering]

♪ No matter what we wear
We're gonna be right there ♪

♪ Jump to it, jump to it ♪

♪ So let's suit up and save the day ♪

♪ Gowns and crowns are always fun
But when it's time to get things done ♪

♪ Princesses wear pants! ♪

-♪Yeah! ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Glide or sail, or hop a plane
We'll change the world the princess way ♪

-♪ Princesses wear pants! ♪
-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ With the fruitdoms in our hands ♪

♪ These princesses wear pants! ♪