01x13 - The Anti-Fish

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We join our heroes as they cower before

Psycho's terrible de-evolution ray.

Now, Worm Jim, I shall devolve you into

a helpless BLOB, a protoplasmic ghost

by the great worm spirit whose vast form

encompasses the cosmos Darwinian doom.

It's too horrible! And yet I

stare, perversely fascinated.

At last, I have defeated...

Am I cool or what?

Ohh What should I do now, little buddy?I

don't know. Digest him?It's chow

time, Psychro.

Earthworm Jim The soil he did crawl

Earthworm Jim A super, super fall Jim was

just a dirt Eating chewy length of worm

flesh But all that came to a crash again

Earthworm Jim He's such a groovy guy

Earthworm Jim He rockets through the sky

Groovy the universe, having lots of fun

Here comes Earthworm Jim, you know that

he's a mighty one

Despite his great big muscles And his

really big ray g*n Jim is still an

earthworm But then he's the only one With

a super suit to make him really, super

strong Jim can be a winner if we only

sing about right Earthworm Jim We think

he's mighty fine Earthworm Jim A hero

for all time Earthworm,

earthworm, earthworm, earthworm Jim h*

way for Jim

Go groovy!

Far away on La Planita de Agua,

Bob the k*ller goldfish searches for the

legendary ultimate force of destruction,

the anti-fish. I just don't understand

it. According to the ancient map, he

should be right here where this mountain

is. Hey,

am I nuts?Or is that?A

vein!

Ohh Holy catfist of legends, Joe!

I shall awaken the anti-fist from his

ancient slumber. With his

incalculable might, I shall rule the

universe!

Hey, hey Wake up! Rise and shine!

Hello!

Clearly a delicate touch is required.

Wake up. Wake

up. Wake up.

What we need is a nice, a horrible. It

could wake the dead

#4. Fetch the

bag pipes.

Meanwhile, on the planet of spooky

landscapes, Jim, Peter and Princess

What's Her Name battle Jim's nefarious

twin, Evil Jim. I thought

we were rid of you, you nefarious yet

strangely handsome fiend.

You can never escape me. We are as

inseparable as cup and saucer. You and

Sock, dub and bottom bread slices

in a sandwich. What's

the meat in that sandwich?The meat

is your doom. Hold

it. Half a mole. I got to get

this. Hi. You've reached the Earthworm

Jim chat line. Hi, Jim. It's the

giant fur bad and trout. Remember

Me?We met back in. Of course I remember

you. See, the reason I'm calling, I want

to warn you about the ultimate force of

destruction, the anti fish.

He's about to be awakened on La Planeta

de Agua. You

must stop the anti fish gin.

Billions will perish. He will

destroy the universe. But how

can I stop him?I will tell you the

secret that will save the universe, Jim.

You just have to. Please

deposit 25 cents. 25

cents. Forget it.

Hello. HelloOh,

by the great worm spirit, whose mighty

heartbeat is the life force of the

universe. This sounds

fairly bad! I've

got to go save the universe. Come

on, lazy pals!

Wake up! Oh, well, that's it then, isn't

it?If the bagpipes won't wake him up,

then nothing will. Hold my fishy paw! I

have come to rend your fiendish plan

asunder, like so much used facial

tissue. Well put, almighty

hero.

I smell worm.

That's the one thing that could wake him

up. The smell of his favorite food. Oh,

it's great. Come here, you! You

know, if you hadn't come, I'd have never

woken him up, and to think I never liked

you. You know, you just made my dream of

conquering the universe a reality. Thanks

you so much. Oh, uh..

you're welcome.

Anti-face!Destroy

the worm in his pet.

That's funny. I could have sworn I heard

him say pet. Destroy.

Destroy. Destroy.

Good night, monkey. A

bedtime story. What am I, your mother?

Oh, very well. Once

upon a time, there was a monkey with

lousy taste in clothes. He was called

Little Red Monkey Hood.

One day, he set out for Granny's house

with some kind of food, lobster or baba

ganoush or something. All right, bananas,

have it your way. But in the

woods, he encountered a terrible,

fearsome worm. Bearing

his awful fangs, the worm devoured Red

Monkey Hood.

Uh, excuse me. I don't think I'm supposed

to eat 'em yet. What about the what big

teeth you have part?Right, right

Okay, you go to the cottage, and you keep

skipping. So then, blah, blah, blah, some

boring stuff happens.

Anyway, Red Monkeyhood gets to the

cottage and finds the worm in Granny's

bed. The better to see you

with, my dear. Uh, excuse

me. Actually, I don't have ears. You see,

worms of the annelid family... Just say

the line! The better to hear you with...

My dear. The better

to eat you with, my dear. Psst,

Cue the woodsman. Right, right, right,

right, rightI'll save you, red monkey

hood. I'll

save you, I must do badger me. Now, worm,

taste the wrath of my woodsman's axe.

No way! Eat dirt, foul

defiler of trees!

Hey, this is my story. Foolish

evildoer. Virtue must triumph

even in fiction.

I can't even beat that worm in my

imagination! We're doomed, monkey.

We shall perish in horrible agony!

The end. Did you like your story?

Good night. Oh, yes.

And now back to earthworm Jim.

Now we're to fish. Destroy.

Destroy. And just why,

pray tell, should I obey you?

I am the ultimate force of destruction.

The ultimate. Capiche?That means the

greatest and the last. I have but

one purpose, to eat the biggest worm in

existence.

Not the Great Worm Spirit.

Nailed it on the first guess.

The Great Worm Spirit is the life force

of the cosmos. If he eats it, the

universe will cease to exist.

That means I won't be able to conquer it.

You're a hero, right?Go save the big

worm. The Great Worm Spirit resides

where no one can go. Where's that?

Not where?When?It exists

at the dawn of time.

No sweat. I can take you there in my

space, Fish.

You're suggesting we team

up?Much as it appalls me,

yes.

Me working with a worm. Ruby,

it's a truce. Come, my fishy ex-hole, to

the dawn of time. And

so our heroes and villains traveled back

through time in the Space Fish by opening

a manhole in the space-time continuum and

entering the time sewer. See,

all the manholes lead to different times

in the past. We must catch up with the

anti-fish before he reaches the final

manhole, the dawn of

time. Groovy,

partner. Please stop

calling me that.

Are we there yet?We've been chasing that

fish forever. I'm hungry and

cranky. Here you go, little buddy. I

found these raisins in the fridge. All

right, all rightI'll ate all my

flies. Fine way to treat a partner.

Eating all my food. And you keep leaving

the toilet, Zeta! Well, I...

Look! The anti-fish! If we could

sneak ahead of him... 2. We

could lay a vicious trap. I'm

impressed. That's pretty devious for a

superhero. Oh, well, I do my best.

When he gets here, we zoom up and force

him through that manhole. Then we seal

it, trapping him forever in the past.

Why should I follow your plan?What about

mine?Uh, I don't think hit him

really hard until he stops moving is much

of a plan. That's beside the point.

The point is I

don't follow the orders of a worm.

Yeah?Well, I'm not gonna listen to some

dumb old fish. Slime head,

scale butt earless freak. Oh, look

who's talking.

Nice fishy, fishy, fishy,

fishy.

Wow! Prehistoric earth!

So beautiful. So

pristine! Yeah, yeah, that's real

nice. Now let's get back through the main

power.

Oh, why is nothing ever easy?

Hey there, big boy! Let's party!

This is hard for me to say, but

thank you for saving my life. Oh,

and this is easy for me to say. You

moron! You just sealed the manhole and

trapped us in the past forever! Okay, okay

Let's acknowledge that I made a mistake

and move on. We'll never stop the

anti-fish now! The universe has doomed up

something fierce! There must be

another way to travel back to the dawn of

time! Well, there-- no. That's

much too dangerous. What?

The Restaurant of

Time! Welcome

to the Restaurant of Time. May I take

your order?Uh, yeah. Four dawn of

time specials, please.

See, alls we have to do is eat this, and

when we leave the restaurant, we'll be at

the dawn of time. Looks

good. What is it?Today's dawn of time

special is... haggis. The

heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep

boiled in its own stomach. Yeah, I know

that. Get it away! Get it away! We

have to eat it, Fuzz Buddy. Otherwise,

the universe is doomed. Ah

That

was pretty disgusting. What was so

dangerous about it?Just

wait. The bill.

Well, it's the dish room for us. Oh,

how long will it take to work off that

bill?Time has no mane in here.

There is only pseudo time.

Okay, how pseudo long will it

take?About 1,000 pseudo

years.

Well, right about that's it.

Hold it! Surely even a villain such as

yourself wouldn't go without tipping the

waiter! Of course

not.

UmWe are not going back in that dish

room so you can tip the valley. Look!

It worked. We are at the

dawn of time, staring into the

very womb of creation. Ew.

The great worm spirit must be at its

center. Come on.

The anti-fish were just in time.

Excellent. Let's start blasting.

sh**t him in the pack?That's the

coward's way! We must meet our enemy face

to face. Dark for brains, cat food,

name the toad! I'm doing this

my way!

Eat Dart! Seahorseman of the

Apocalypse!

Fools, your feeble weapons cannot

penetrate my scaly armor.

Oh. Okay?plan B.

What about my plan B, worm boy?Knock it

off! Now we have to work together.

Okay, we can't get through his scales,

but we could destroy him from inside.

How can we get inside?Simple. We

get him to eat us. But he only eats

worms. Why is everyone looking

at me?Oh, no. Oh, no.

It's our only chance. We can drain all my

ship's power into your suit. You can go

inside and blow him out. Well,

what is my small life compared to the

fate of the universe?There you go. I'll

do it.

Oh, a great worm spirit.

Good eating. Yoo-hoo! Big

juicy worm here!

Re-eat! You?You're not

even a mouthful. What's the matter?

You never heard of an appetizer?Appetizer?

Oh, sounds classy.

A latter day Jonah makes his way to the

center of the anti-fish. I regret that

I have but one life to give for my

universe. Thank you for choosing this

self-destruct sequence. Have a nice ten

seconds. Ten, nine,

eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two,

one. Jim gave his life to save the

universe. Never will

there be another like him.

Yeah, he was pretty okay for a

worm. Hello?Weep not,

mortals. Jim's sacrifice has

not gone unnoticed. Oh, no. In

gratitude, I shall restore him to normal.

You're okay, you're okay! Yep,

the great worm spirit's quite a guy. Yes,

I shall return you to your own time.

Go now with my thanks.

Ohhtell the giant fur baron trout, he

still owes me five bucks.

We did it! The universe is saved!

The antifish is destroyed!

No, Bob, the ultimate force of

destruction can never be destroyed. We

have merely slowed it. Whoa!

Metaphysical! You know, Bob,

we made a pretty good team.

Yeah. I hate to admit it, but, uh..

you're right.

Okay, the truce is over. Time to destroy

you.

Suck lasers together!

Did you forget we drained your ship's

power into my suit?Have fun getting home!

You can't just leave me here. How about

another truce?Pretty

please?With sugar on

and... Later, our heroes

bask in the glory of a job well done. Ah

Once again, evil is not but chewing

gum beneath the table of justice. Yeah.

Evil. Evil. Evil

jam! All foul distemper swiftly

sets to flight.

Oh. That was beautiful.

My delicate pastry of joy and my evil

swim. Talking

Mushy talk. Hey, you don't

own me, wordboy. Back to fightin'.

I shall destroy you all!

Sorry, babe. Well, that'll teach

me to listen to sweet-talkin' smoothies.

Why is nothing ever easy?

Go Ruby!