01x12 - Queen What's-Her-Name

[bunniefuu]

We join our heroes as they are menaced by

Evil the Cat and his fearsome magic doll.

So you got yourself a dolly, and I'm

supposed to be scared.

Through the secrets of sympathetic

magic, whatever happens to this doll

will also happen to you.

Man, the secrets of sympathetic magic

stink.

Okay, let's see if that works the other

way around. Hmm, I hadn't

considered that.

Groovy, mayhem by remote.

Earthworm Jim. The soil he did crawl.

Earthworm Jim. A super suit and fall. Jim

was just a dirt, eating chewy length of

worm flesh. But all that came to a crash

again. Earthworm Jim. He's such

a groovy guy. Earthworm Jim. He rockets

through the sky. Groovy the universe,

having lots of fun. Here comes Earthworm

Jim. You know that he's a mighty one.

Despite his great big muscles And his

really big gray g*n Jim is still an

earthworm But then he's the only one With

a super suit to make him really, super

strong Jim can be a winner if we only

sing about right Earthworm Jim! We think

he's mighty fine Earthworm Jim! A hero

for all time! Earthworm, earthworm,

earthworm Earthworm Jim! Oh, gray for Jim!

Groovy.

Morning on the remarkably disgusting

planet Insectica. Slime molds

bloom. Maggots sing. Well, I'm a

steady, wiggly lava. I surely

squirm.

And Princess what's her name greets the

new day. Hello, new day. What

fresh delights do you bring?

The tyrant. This time she has gone

too far. Well, I'm curious, my succulent

Peach cobbler of Gancy. Why do you hate

the Queen so much?I mean, aside from her

being a bloodthirsty despot. Oh, it is a

tale of woe which goes back

many years. Oh, boy, will this take

long?I've got a souffle in the oven.

You know, just asking. Really. It is a

tale of woe which goes back

many years, the tale of

the Princess and the Queen. Once

Upon a time, because it always starts

that way on insectica, twin sisters were

hatched, one beautiful, the

other hideously malformed.

Yes, well, obviously insectican standards

of beauty are rather different from our

own. The young queen's cruel whims were

catered to. And who else may I

serve you, oh astonishingly beautious

queen?Throw her in the

dungeon where her deformity will

not offend me.

Her, the ugly one. You know,

what's her

name?

Wise.

Uh,

there

are

no postures

here.

Open.

Wow! Sobus. Sobus, those

wild

eyes. Sobus, those wild

eyes.

Yes!

God,

this

is

mini

shopping.

You seem in control. You

know

Just

copy.

Oh! Ohh Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!