04x12 - Double Decker Danger / Actually It Is Rocket Science

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Sugar and cereal is just broken cookies,

And that's not a good breakfast!

♪♪

Scaredy: being a tourist is so cool!

You get to see all kinds of fun, exotic places!

Dave: hey, I can see your house from here!

Our hometown is the funnest, most exotic place around!

Dave: ooh, look at that! A gro-cer-y store!

Far out!

Brenda: greetings, travellers!

And scaredy.

We're taking a new route today

So maybe you can listen instead of talking this time.

You got it, brenda!

My ears are all yours!

Great. So today, we'll-

Scaredy: and clean.

My ears are very clean!

I'm very happy for you.

Today we'll be driving down famous balsa boulevard.

It was built over a hundred years ago

To connect balsa lane with balsa drive-

Actually, it was built to lead to the saw mill,

And still does.

So you might wanna keep to the right.

Thanks.

Turtle: wrong turn!

[Saw whirs]

[Cheering and applause]

Dave: awk-ward!

Brenda: behind. The white. Line.

[Chuckles]

Sorry, brenda.

And I certainly hope that will be the last

Interruption today.

Yes, brenda.

[Watch beeps] look at that!

It's 1:30!

Better get a move on if we're gonna-

Scaredy: huh, that's odd. I have 1:32.

That's it!

I can't take this anymore!

I quit!

You quit?!

But that means the tour is... Guideless.

[Panicked screaming]

Is this a gift shop?

With no guide, who's to say?

Agh! These gifts are terrible!

Should I keep my hands in the bus at all times?

[Screams]

[Wind gusts]

This tour needs a new guide!

Someone who knows everything about balsa!

Someone with excellent personal hygiene

And a strangely chipper attitude!

Dave: hmm. No one's comin' to mind.

[Panicked screaming]

[Heavenly choir sings]

Scaredy: good afternoon, everyone!

I, scaredy squirrel, will be your new tour guide!

[Cheering]

And i, dave, will be your bus driver!

But I didn't quit-

Aggghhhh! [Splash]

Finder's keepers!

Lets get this tour started.

Group: oooooooh! [Cameras snap]

Ahhhhhhhh! [Cameras snap]

Oooooooooh! [Cameras snap]

Ahhhhhhhhh! [Cameras snap]

Scaredy: and finally, the balsa museum,

Home of the breathtaking ruby pinecone.

There's actually a very interesting st-

Whoaaa!

Dave! What are you doing?!

Dave: what?! I'm hungry!

And on your right,

We have balsa's "historic" drive-thru!

And that's our time.

I hope everyone learned a little bit

About the beauty of balsa today!

[Applause and cheering]

Ant eater: let's hear it for scaredy and dave!

Aw, come on, it wasn't that big a deal.

This is a really big deal!

Thanks to their fearless efforts and general know-it-all-ery,

Scaredy squirrel has saved the day yet again.

[Cheering]

And fairly early this time.

Nice work.

Hey, any time!

Runswell: really? 'Cause we do need a new tour guide.

Aw! I didn't mean for realsies...

Dave, if it means showing the world

The true beauty of balsa,

We've gotta do it.

It would be an honour!

Runswell: hear that?

We don't have to pay them!

[Cheering]

Runswell: give it up for them! Yeah!

Them's gotta be the biggest chumps

I ever seen.

No kiddin'!

Who'd wanna tour from them?

We do!

If anyone can tell us how to get our paws

On the ruby pinecone, it'll be them.

Get the point?

Youch! No.

Now? Ow!

No, not really.

What?

Spike: why, pardon me, kind sirs.

My name is spike.

And this here's my associate, the masher.

Why do they call you the masher?

[Splat]

Never met a potato I couldn't mash.

[Claps] impressive.

Mmm! So smooth!

[Eating sounds]

Spike: anyway, we are tourists from, uh, somewhere else.

Dave: really? I have a cousin from somewhere else!

Do you know brad?

We're wondering if you could show us around this fair city.

We're particularly interested in pine cones -

Of the ruby variety.

[Laughs evilly]

Ouch!

We'd be happy to show you

The most beautiful thing in all of balsa!

For sure!

Jumbo hot dog stand, here we come!

Dave, I think they're talking about the ruby pinecone.

Masher: oh! Oh! I wanna jumbo hot dog!

Can we, boss? Can we?

Ow!

Yeah, the ruby pine cone sounds wonderful.

[Tires screech]

Scaredy: here we are, home of ruby pinecone!

Everybody off!

[Heavenly choir sings]

Masher: sure is purdy!

Spike: there must be some pretty hefty security

To keep this thing safe, huh?

Scaredy: you bet!

In fact, the security guards are resting up right now

So they can stay super alert!

[Snoring]

Shhhhhhh...

What can you tell us about the uh...

Historic alarm system?

The alarms are activated by high-tech lasers!

Check it out!

[Farts]

That's weird. Looks like the power went out.

Golly! I almost tripped over this!

That doesn't sound safe.

I should really write a letter to the museum...

You do that! Thanks for the tour!

See ya.

Scaredy: wait! We're not finished!

The ruby looks a lot more like a bagel than I remember.

Mmm... Tastes beautiful.

Scaredy: but the tours not over.

Those two sure took off fast.

[Chewing]

I told ya we should've gone for hot dogs.

Maybe we'll have more luck with our next tour group.

[Police sirens wail]

Here they come now.

Police chief: freeze! Put your hands in the air!

[Gulps]

All right, everyone, just take your seats

And we'll get the tour started.

Detective: you just robbed the museum and we know it!

It's all over the security cameras!

Detective: er... Wrong video.

Dave: but you were just getting started!

[Coughing]

Dave: ha! Bus-ted! Oh, wait...

But we didn't steal anything!

Sure-sure,

Next you'll try to tell me I'm a fabulous dancer!

Your tour guiding days are over!

But this is all a misunderstanding!

We didn't steal the ruby!

Yeah! We just helped them steal it!

In every way!

Is that a crime!?

Huh. Turns out that's a crime.

[Crying]

All I wanted was to show the world

The beauty of balsa.

But I did such a great job,

They wanted to steal the beauty for themselves!

[Crying]

There, there.

You didn't do that great a job.

We've got to stop those crooks

Before they make balsa even less beautiful.

It's time for another tour!

A break-out tour!

All set!

Okay then, welcome to balsa prison.

Little known fact:

These bars are made out of black licorice.

Hmm. Historic!

[Disgusted chewing, spits]

Red is definitely better.

Scaredy: and now if you could step this way.

No shoving! Watch your step please.

Ewwww! Disgusting...

And that concludes our jailbreak.

Again! Again!

Maybe later.

We've gotta find those crooks.

Hmm... That gives me an idea.

Dave, how will this help find the crooks?

Find-the-who-now? Hey, look.

I can't believe we're stoppin' for hot dogs!

We should be skippin' town!

But you promised!

Fine, just make it quick!

Masher: one jumbo hot dog, please!

Here you go.

That'll be one ruby pinecone.

Sweet! I got exact change!

Scaredy: see ya!

Spike: hey! Stop 'em!

Scaredy: sorry, no refunds!

Dave, we gotta move it!

Dave: [whistling]

Scaredy: uh... Since when could it do that?

Dave: you gonna complain?

Masher: argghh!

Scaredy: nope!

Spike: oh no you don't!

This tour ain't leavin' without us!

Aghhhhh! They're gaining on us!

[Dave starts to drive faster]

That's not going to help!

Spike: da ruby!

Hand it over, or else!

Get the point?

I believe I do...

[Screams]

You handle dopey the driver while I get the ruby!

Someone's about to get mashed!

Wait! What?

You have to stay behind the white line!

Wha?! There's no way around it!

Hee-hee-hee!

Uh... Please remain seated while the bus is in motion!

Ha! Why? What's gonna happen-

Dave! Drive-thru!

[Crash]

Agghhh!

This is exactly why

You should always wear a seat belt.

Gimme that!

How dare you steal our stolen loot!

It's all ours, see?!

You were just a patsy we used!

Get the point?

Detective: oh, we got it.

Yeesh! Now who's the dumb one?

Grrrr.

Can I get another hot dog?

Police chief: me and the lads are real sorry for arresting you.

Dave: meh. No big deal.

Runswell: scaredy, would you consider returning

As balsa's tour guide?

Scaredy: thanks, mayor runswell,

But I'm not sure if I'm ready to go back.

The life of a tour guide is a wild ride

Filled with dangerous twists-

Oh, were you still talking?

I just hired brenda back.

On the condition he never rides again.

She might be clueless when it comes to balsa,

But there were less car chases when she was around.

I think that's an important point.

Fair enough.

Spike: this is all your fault.

Get the point?!

Ow! No.

Ow! Still no.

Ow! Is it a literary reference?

Ow!

♪♪

[Plays cans like an instrument]

Uh-oh! This one's out of tuna!

Ha! Get it?

I meant out of tune, but I said "tuna"

Because these are cans of-

Momma: can it with the jokes!

Get down here, squirrel!

"Can it?" Ha!

That's pretty funnny!

Momma: get down here!

[Sighs] did someone let you hold a price g*n again?

Your stinky sidekick

Is about to be banned for shoplifting.

[Giggling happily, claps]

Shoplifting?!

Sidekick?!

Momma: I watched him eat a box of sugareeo's

And chase it with a carton of chocolate milk.

Wha? No! I was gonna pay!

Look, I kept the price tags!

There were no carts so I just ate it all.

[Crying]

We are running a little low on carts.

Nestor: we've got plenty of carts!

[Grunts of effort] agggghhhhhh!

♪♪

[Baby cries, big crash, baby giggles]

What's going on?

Where are all the carts?! [Squeaks]

You ate toilet paper?

What? They were on sale.

[Coughs]

Nestor: scaredy! Answer momma!

Where are the carts?!

[Whimpers]

[Water bubbles]

[Lightning strikes]

[Cart wheels squeak]

I don't know,

But the few we have left are in rough shape.

Nestor: nonsense! They're fine!

[Flames whoosh]

Maybe it is time to get some new ones.

Yeah, maybe it is time-

Stop your face from making noise!

[Gasps] I know just the carts to get!

Behold! The food chariot!

Narrator: introducing the shop-eez food chariot.

The only satellite operated shopping cart in the galaxy.

Imagine! Grocery gps,

Zero-push steering,

Plus it's real shiny!

Aren't they... Beautiful?

[Sniffles] [coughs]

Ewwwww...

Plenty more where that came from.

Momma: they look too expensive. Forget it!

But it will finally make

All our grocery cart dreams come true.

My dream involves nestor getting cheap ones

At the used cart-stock.

[Sighs]

[Rooster crows]

[Humming]

[Gasps] what are those?!

Our new carts.

They're made of old kindling and...

Highly flamable paint.

Scaredy: we can't use those!

Momma: we're not.

Scaredy: you got them! You really got them!

Nestor: but... But...

I thought they were too expensive!

Meh. I worked out a deal.

[Grunting and panting]

Momma: they won't budge till I launch this doohicky thing into space.

You mean the satellite?

I'm pretty sure the company launches

The satellite themselves

With, you know, real astronauts.

Ha! That's how I got 'em so cheap.

We've just gotta make a rocket, go to space,

Yadda, yadda, yadda, then bam!

Those fancy carts will move or whatever.

You're launching a satellite all by yourself?

Of course not!

Nestor's gonna do it.

Yeah, nestor's going to- baw-whaaat?!

Oh, crunchy peanut butter.

I didn't send you to space camp for nothing.

B-but momma, that wasn't space camp.

Three, two, one, go!

Proceed with caution!

Detour!

Yes! Intergalactic traffic cop top score!

Councillor: [blows whistles] okay, lame-gamers,

Mandatory daylight time!

[Disappointed groans]

Campers: ahh! Too bright! My eyes!

That was video game camp!

Not listening!

You're going to space!

It's not rocket science!

Actually... That is rocket science.

Bwah-haaaa!

[Weeping]

Hey, hey, it'll be okay, nestor.

Gross.

I'm sure your mother's gonna give you all the time

You need to prepare.

She's not just gonna send you-

Momma: I want the carts running by tomorrow morning, nestor!

Tomorrow morning!

Well, that is surprising.

Glad I'm not in your moon boots.

This is all your fault!

You should be the one going into space.

But I didn't go to space camp.

Neither did i!

Okay, so neither of us knows anything about space travel.

You know what that means?

Nestor will probably never make it back?

No, shared learning!

Nestor, it's time for some good, old-fashioned

Astronaut home schooling!

[Gurgled scream] help! Help!

Qwah-haaaa.

[Fizzles]

Woo-hoo! All right!

Qwah-haaaa!

Qwah-haaaa.

Qwah-haaaa. Qwah-haaaa.

[Tired] qwah-haaaa.

You're gonna be very happy here.

Yes, you are, yes, you are.

Nestor: scaredy!

Why would I talkedy: to shopping carts?!thing!

I mean, what? Ha!

Nestor: just come with me!

Nestor: does that look safe to you, huh?!

[Wind gusts] ahhhh!

Yeeeeowwwch!

This stuff works great!

It'll be fine, I think.

Maybe. Yaaaaa.

I'll give you the tour.

Once you're in space,

Just shove this guy outside, switch him on,

Then the food chariots will be good to go!

I... Well, i- I don't think I can-

If you need help just call me.

Fine.

Just show me

How to strap myself in for takeoff

And I'll be all set.

It's easy.

The bunny goes behind the eyewash station,

Over the watermelon, checks his email,

Carefully goes down the slide,

Annnnd into the passport office.

Nestor! Are you running away?

[Chcuckles] see ya, sucker!

Gah! It's stuck!

Scaredy: the seat belt is stuck too!

Dave used tape for everything!

Nestor: do not fire the rocket!

Repeat: do not fire the rocket!

Fire the rocket and eat donut?

Don't mind if I do.

[Rumbling]

Agggghhhhh! No, dave! No!

Go, dave, go?

You got it!

[Thunderous blast-off]

Aghhhh!

Aggghhhh! Aggghhhhh!

Nestor: [crying]

Are we... In space?

♪♪

[Screaming]

[Screaming]

We can't panic.

This just means we can work together!

We'll get done twice as fast,

Plus your mother-

Aggghhhh! Where?!

Is counting on us.

Oh. Right.

I can't do it! I can't do it!

Here, try this space tea.

It'll calm you down for the mission.

Agh!

[Laughing] it's dehydrated.

C'mon! We've got a satellite to launch!

This way, nestor.

You're right, scaredy, this tea is totally relaxing.

[Snores]

Huh. This was way easier than I thought.

Usually something goes hilariously wrong about now,

Right, nestor? Am I right?

Nestor! The ship!

Nooooooooooooo!

I've gotta find that space bird!

[Static hisses]

Nestor: [over walkie-talkie] [snoring] tuck me in, momma.

Nestor, do you read me?

Nestor: I wuv you, teddy weddy. [Snores]

[Gasps] nestor's gone space crazy!

Hang on, I'm coming!

[Gasps] a black hole!

[Satellite beeps]

Cosmonaut: yuri, what's happeniiiing?!

Scaredy: [into walkie-talkie] nestor, look out!

Sweet acorns!

It's no use!

If only I had an oar,

I could paddle this thing like a canoe.

But am I gonna find a-

But without the satellite

The food chariots will be useless.

Hmm. Those are really nice carts.

Bwaaahhh!

Agggghhhh! I've gotta save nestor!

[Snoring]

Bwaaahhh!

Whaaaaa? Scaredy!

Scaredy: I'm coming, nestor!

Aggghhhh! Scaredy! Help!

Scaredy: hang on!

Waahhhhhh!

Scaredy: dave!

[Rocket whooshes]

Dave, how did you get here?

Oh yeah, I accidentally taped my face to the rocket

As it took off.

Meant to tell you.

[Sighs] well, I guess we'll never get to see

The food chariots in action.

I wouldn't be too sure, scaredy.

Scaredy: [struggling]

Dave: huh. I guess you could've been too sure.

Don't know why I said that.

These carts are a bunch of junk.

Momma: what happened to my satellite?!

It's okay, we can try again.

We still have the rocket, so-

[Flames whoosh]

Well, at lease we still have the food chariots.

Or we could... Not try again.

[Chuckles sheepishly]

Momma, it was all scaredy's fault!

Don't care. When I'm through with you,

You'll be the one in orbit!

Bwaaaaaaak!

[Nestor screams]

I guess we learned

That it's best to keep things simple.

I'm just glad we got back from space

Before the toilet paper sale was over.

You didn't swallow enough before?

Nope. All out. [Belches]

See?

Disgusting.

[Sighs]

Well, at least everything is finally back to normal.

[Roars]

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in the corner and he's safe ♪

Today we're going to talk about the dangers of-

Space travel?!

No. Awwww.

Exploding shopping carts?

[Loud expl*si*n]

No.

Space aliens?

Toilet monster: hi, mom.

No. Today, we're going to talk

About the dangers of duct tape!

That's no fun.

Scaredy: that's right, dave.

Tape is no fun. It's dangerous!

Dave: how can tape be dangerous.

See? Not dangerous.

Now do you believe me?

Not really.

[Flames whoosh] agggghhhhhhh!

Dave: okay. Maybe a little.