04x07 - Three Alarm Flyer / Driving Miss Davey

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

Once you lick a lollipop it's yours.

Seriously, don't be gross.

♪♪

Momma: a raiiiiiiise?!

[Rumbling]

Scaredy: uh-oh! Who's asking for a raise?

The flyer guy.

[Gasps] this store has a flyer guy?!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

I'm flyer guy.

A guy that takes flight with his flyering abilities to fly.

This is actually really boring.

Dave, buck is talking about the guy

That writes the store flyer.

Ohhh. I still don't understand.

The newspaper thingy with pictures

And specials

And descriptions of groceries?

So pretty much a lawn mower

With a radio attached to it.

Exact- wait. What?

Momma: forrr-get it!

A well-trained monkey could do your job!

What's that supposed to mean?! [Clonk]

Dave: head's up!

It means you're fired!

Ha! We'll see how well this store does

Without a flyer this week!

[Flyer guy gibbers]

[Sarcastic] oh, no! No flyer!

How will we ever survive?

Old turtle: horseradish? Horseradish?

[Panicked screaming]

Carl: I don't know what's on sale!

[Panicked screaming]

Wow! That got cuckoo crazy quick.

The store flyer must be more important

Than we thought!

[Knocking]

Um... Mrs. Nestor's mother?

Things are getting a little crazy out there

With no weekly flyer.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dave: aggghhhhh! Ow! Kids: [laugh]

Dave: darn kids.

What am I supposed to do about it?

Well, dave and I could make a flyer for you.

Momma: [laughing hysterically]

Scaredy, scaredy,

You couldn't handle a flyer!

But you said that

A well-trained monkey could do it!

Exactly! And you are no monkey!

Give me a chance!

When have I ever let you down before, huh?

[Screaming]

Mommmmmmaa!

[Panicked screaming]

Grab a leg, dave. Any leg.

[Screaming]

Scaredy: thank you, dave. That was very helpful.

Momma: oh fine!

You can try it,

But you'd better not mess this up.

♪♪

Dave: woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Both: yeah!

Hmm... Too minimalist?

What? No way! It's great!

Yeeeeah... Five percent off,

I guess it's okay.

But don't you think we can do better, dave?

I mean, look at this.

Here's the sorta fresh flyer from last week.

Look at all the great pictures

And product descriptions!

"Apples: you eat them."

Huh! Can't argue with that.

Scaredy: exactly.

And if the sorta fresh can make a flyer this good,

We should be able to make the greatest flyer

In the history of grocery flyers!

Dave: uh, scare?

Is this gonna be another one of those times

Where we have a really simple solution to a problem,

But instead, we end up going way overboard

And making things worse than they were before

For no reason other than entertainment value?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Scaredy: salt and vinegar ice cream?

Double-blunt toothpicks?

Putting these lame-o groceries on sale

Isn't gonna spice up our flyer!

[Mouth full] I don't know, scare.

This "tubed meat" tastes like watermelon

And burning truck tires.

That's gotta be a good sign, right?

Scaredy: no! We're gonna do extensive scientific tests

To determine our absolute best products,

And than we'll take the...

That tubed meat made my face itchy.

Let the testing begin.

Nestor: [splat] baaaawwwk!

[Bell dings]

Oh! Aw!

Come on! I tapped! I tapped!

[Blender whirs]

[Blender whirs]

[Glugging]

Mmm... Sock-a-licious.

Let's make a flyer!

♪♪

Dave: wooo-hoooo!

Yeah!

All done!

Wait a second!

Hi-yah! There. Now it's done.

Wow! Oh!

Dave, the stringy cheese pictorial is breathtaking.

Well, cheese is my favourite medium.

I can officially say,

Without fear of speaking prematurely,

That this flyer project is officially-

Oof!

Ow! What is this?

[Screams]

Scaredy! What are you doing?

The flyer is good!

But good isn't good enough

When you're up against this!

It's the sorta fresh dollar daze flyer!



And daze is spelled with a "z"!

That's no grammatical error, dave,

It's a pun!

[Gasps] word play!

So evil and yet.. So clever.

[Winces]

[Screaming]

[expl*si*n]

At least you're not overreacting.

That flyer never happened!

You hear me, dave?! It never happened!

Owwww.

We're starting over

And we're going to make the best flyer

That has ever been seen!

Spare no expense!

Okay! What's the plan?

Pack a bag, dave,

We're heading to the airport.

I have a better idea. Let's fly somewhere!

That's what I was- would you go pack a bag?!

Scaredy: preston! Baby!

You gotta trust me!

Flight attendant: excuse me, sir,

Could you please turn off your phone.

We're beginning-

I need the lighting grid on the beach!

Just get it done!

Sir, please, your phone?

Excuse me!

This is important grocery flyer business here!

[Gasps] oh! I am so sorry, sir.

[Loudly] I can't believe they forgot my kosher meal.

Geoff, I need that light reading!

Steffawn, go out into the ocean

Make those waves go in the other direction.

It'll be a better shot.

Dave: uh, scare, are you ready for the model, yet?

The question is, is the model ready for us?

I...i think so?

Well, I guess we'll soon find out, won't we?

Steffawn, I changed my mind!

Put the waves back the way they were!

Dave: okay!

Ready! Great!

Let's get this party started!

♪♪

Dave: [makes plane engine noises]

Dave: [makes plane engine noises]

Dave: [makes plane engine noises]

What?

Uh, scare?

There's someone here to see you.

Daaaave! I thought I made myself clear.

I am not to be disturbed!

We don't have much time!

[Furious growling]

Oh! Mrs. Nestor's mother!

I wish I'd known you were coming.

I would've made-

Zip it!

You took the stash "n" hoard company plane?!

What were you thinking?!

That it'd be faster than walking

To all of those places.

Let me make something clear... This craziness ends now!

And if I don't have my flyer by the deadline,

You are in trrrouble!

Whoa! She looked uuuupset!

I have a really long tongue.

Guess it's a good thing

We're almost finished production

On the flyer, huh?

[Laughs] that's weird.

I thought you said we were almost finished.

Even after momma said,

"This ends now!" [Laughing]

Weird. Come on, dave.

We have to go meet our overpriced,

Overrated writer.

Of course we do.

[Whispers] this guy sure is bendy.

[Whispers] haiku is the most famous grocery poet

In the world, dave!

Namaste.

Nope. Fri-ah-day.

So, haiku, what'd you come up with

For the broccoli description?

Noble green warrior,

Where is your child?

Shirtless in summer.

Two ninety-nine while supplies last.

Uh... Okay! Great!

One down, 433 to go!

Dave: the deadline is in an hour!

Scaredy: we can still do this, dave!

All we have to do is pick our photos,

Edit the descriptions,

Organize everything artistically

Into a four hundred pages,

Bound in a rich corintian leather!

[Snoring] dave!

Did you hear what I said?

Yes! And I agree!

Those peanuts were looking at us funny!

Okay! Time for one last montage!

♪♪

[Sewing machine whirs]

[Bullhorn blares]

[Snoring]

[Yawns]

[Whimpers]

[Crazed laughter]

I did it! It's done!

The greatest flyer in grocery store history

Is finally- [snoring]

[Rooster crows]

Huh? Where? Who?

Ten o'clock?

We missed the deadline!

Momma's gonna freak!

Scaredy: what? The store is back to normal!

But how?

Aggghhh! Well, I have to admit,

I don't hate it as much as I thought I would.

You flatterer. [Giggles]

Scaredy: mrs. Nestor's mother, we didn't mean to-

You did okay, squirrel!

We did? I mean... We did!

How did we do okay?

Momma: ya nailed it.

I'll be right back.

[Humming]

[Flyer monkey gibbers]

Scaredy: you rehired the flyer monkey?

You and the skunk cost me twenty million dollars

This week,

So giving this goofball an extra ten cents an hour

Is a bargain!

You were right all along.

I can't believe it!

It just proves my point:

Doing the absolute bare minimum

Is always the right move.

Er... Well, I wouldn't say it like that.

No, you'd say it like this...

Dave: [as scaredy] doing the absolute bare minimum is always the right move.

That was just creepy.

[As scaredy] sweet acorns!

♪♪

Vroom-vroom! Honk! Honnnnk!

Move it, slowpoke!

The sign says, "stop,"

Not "park and do charcoal sketching!"

Vroom-vroom!

Scaredy: whatcha doing, dave?

Practicing for my log-driving exam.

You're going to try and get your driver's licence?

You bet I am, and I'm gonna pass!

Good for you-

Not like those 49 other times.

Forty-nine?!

Hmm... Where do I put the quarter?

[Car starts] yes! On the first try!

[Horn blasts]

[Gurgles] awww.

Weeeeee!

Let me get that for you.

I've got a new instructor for my test today.

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Look at me go! I'm awesome-

[Crash]

Maybe you're not ready for your licence quite yet, dave.

Paddy: that's not your call, squirrel face,

It's mine.

Scaredy: paddy? You're a driving instructor?!

Paddy: I needed some extra cash.

Mullet maintenance ain't free.

Let's go, skunk breath.

Maybe I should come along for this.

Whatevs.

Just be sure you wear the body strap thingy.

They're called seat belts!

Scaredy: stay in your lane!

Signal!

Slow down! Da-ave!

Don't listen to him, you're doing great.

Dave: did you hear that, scaredy?

Paddy said I'm doing great!

Scaredy: aggghhhhhhh! What're you doing?!

[Honking]

Dave! Scaredy!

Paddy!

Dave: dave! Woohoo!

[Honking]

[Paddy snores]

Paddy: [brakes squeal] whoa! Hey! Pull over!

Are you the h*nky-honker that woke me up?!

What's it to you?

Paddy: licence!

[Laughing]

Log bus driver: b-b-b-but, but, hey!

Whooooaaaa!

Scaredy: you can do that? Paddy: yup!

Driving instructors have the power

To take away licences.

Congrats, stinky, you passed.

Woo-hoo! What?

He almost drove into a bus!

You can't pass him!

I pass everyone. What do I care?

Now get out!

Ahhhhh!

He passes everyone? [Gasps]

[Chomping]

[Tires squeal]

[Giggling]

[Loud crash]

Eeeeek!

I have to do something about this!

Wanna go driving with me?

Nope. Not at all. Ever.

You became a certified driving instructor?

Is it cause your growing a mullet?

What? No!

I am going to make balsa a safer place,

Starting with you! Licence.

Dave: hey!

Scaredy: I promise you'll get it back...

When you're safe.

But i-i... [Weeps]

Scaredy: hey, hey...

In the meantime, you get this:

A licence to eat cupcakes.

[Gasps] I can finally eat cupcakes in broad daylight

Without fearing johnny law!

Riiiight.

You can start with my log car simulator.

Dave: oh boy!

Buckle up for your first lesson.

I'll grab my score book.

[Loud crash]

Dave: pain.

Scaredy: dave!

Dave: it was richard. I hit black ice.

The brakes on this couch are horrible!

Sweet acorns!

Okay, dave,

Let me show you what safe driving looks like.

Whoa! [Siren wails]

Hey clown, pull over and produce your licence.

As a certified driving instructor,

I'm revoking this due to dangerous driving.

But how am I supposed to get to the party now, huh?

Uh... Well, I could give you a ride, I guess.

[Claps] perfect!

[Siren wails]

[Siren wails]

[Gasps]

[Siren wails]

[Siren wails]

[Siren wails]

[Buzzer sounds]

Scaredy: finally someone who can drive.

Slow down, you hippies!

Scaredy: stash "n" hoard, last stop.

Everyone be back here at five for the safe drive home.

Nestor: scaredy!

I need a ride to and from my bugle lesson tonight.

Scaredy: fine, after I pick up philmore at his improv course

And take millie to her square dancing-

Momma: don't forget you're driving me to my walking class.

Okay, I can fit that in riiight-

Momma: you taking away my license

Has made my life so much easier! Ha!

Dave: scaredy, I don't understand this doohickey

You got me wearing.

Scaredy: it teaches you to always watch where you're going.

It'll make you a better driver.

Whooooaaaa-oof!

I hear you've revoked

More than half the city's licences.

Yup, and balsa's safer than it's ever been.

But there's still one licence I'm gunning for.

This one?

[Rapping] ♪ it ain't ever gonna happen

♪ I ain't just yappin'

♪ 'Cause when the ladies see me comin' ♪

♪ They all start clappin'

♪ Break it down, yeah!

♪ Break it down, yeah!

♪ Break it down, yeah!

And you didn't make balsa safer at all,

Nuts for brains.

Come see what everyone's doing!

[Laughing]

Swimmer: car!

Scaredy: what?!

Woo-hoo!

Eeeeek! All of balsa's swimming in the middle of the road

Because of me?!

This is horrible!

[Tarzan yell]

[Crash] aggghhhhhhh!

Aggghhhhhhh!

Scaredy: somebody call an ambulance!

I used to drive one, but you took my licence.

"Good job on the safety," he said sarcastically.

[Paddy laughs]

I have to get those licences reinstated right now!

Nestor: no, no. I need a lift.

My bugle lesson starts in ten minutes.

Can you drop me off at the hospital?

I'd like you to drive me around

So I can wave at people!

Fine! But after all of that,

I will start reinstating licences.

[Tires screech]

This is so dangerous!

What have I done?!

Paddy: [as bird cop] driver!

I just got a call about a robbery at the bank!

You gotta drive me there.

[Sirens wail]

Paddy: [as bird cop] faster! They're gonna get away!

Scaredy: but I'm already going one mile over the speed limit!

Paddy: [as bird cop] a-ha!

Scaredy: huh?

Busted! You were speeding!

Licence revoked!

[Brakes squeal]

You tricked me!

Not my fault! You make it too easy!

Hey, what's that?

I don't see any- aggghhhhh! [Splash]

[Laughs]

Can we get moving again?

I've already waved at these guys.

Bye, scaredy.

Paddy, please.

You have to reinstate everyone's licence!

Why? I like it like this.

In fact, I love it.

So relaxing.

It's a safety disaster!

Dave: look, scare!

Hazardous waste treasure!

Swimmers: let's hit it a bunch! Yeah!

Scaredy: no-no-no-no-noooo! Stop!

Paddy, at least reinstate my licence.

Fat chance, big cheeks.

Then I'll find another driving instructor who will!

Ha! There's only one other driving instructor in balsa

And he's never passed anyone.

I think you're underestimating how safe I am- [smack]

I really appreciate you testing me

On such short notice.

You won't when I fail ya.

You haven't seen me drive.

If safety was a squirrel-

Drive.

The pancake house is having an early bird special.

[Nervous laugh]

Old turtle: perfect speed, perfect steering,

Blind spot triple check.

Paddy: not so fast squirrel knuckles.

[Splash]

Watch for pedestrians!

[Growling]

Scaredy: ha!

[Sonar pings]

You almost hit me, you cad!

Nice try, paddy!

You'll never stop this safe squirrel.

Scaredy: agh! Whoa!

Argh!

[Crash]

Aghhhh!

You did a fantastic job.

I did, thank you.

It's just too bad I can't pass you.

What?! Why?

That glove compartment light has been on the entire time.

A real drain on the battery.

You're failing me for that?!

Paddy: [laughs] it's over, squirrel. Over!

This is terrible!

I told you he's never passed a single driver.

[Laughing]

Old turtle: I did pass one.

Strange stripey fella, kinda stinky.

Horrible driver, but he brought me a cupcake.

Can you believe it, scare?

He made me a certified driver and instructor!

I've been giving out licences like crazy.

Scaredy: more drivers on the road?

Dave, you're making the city safe again!

And I can pass you

If you obey the rules of the road.

I understand this is your second attempt,

Mr. Scaredy squir... Squirre-

Squirrel.

Dave: there's a "q" in squirrel?

That's dumb. I'm changing that.

Scaredy: you can't change how I spell my-

Dave: muuuuch better.

Scaredy: hello! Dave?

Where are you, dave?

Huh. I guess uh...

I guess I'll have to do the intro.

Scaredy: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ I'm in a corner and I'm safe ♪

Um, okay.

I'm sure dave will be here any minute,

So we might as well get started.

Driving a motorized vehicle is fun,

But it also requires a lot of skill

And focus on your surroundings.

That's why it's important to always-

[Crash] aggghhhhhhhhh!

Am I late? Am i?

[Sucking air]