03x09 - Stash N' Hoarder / Ice Ice Scaredy

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[Big band style music plays]

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This episode was created in a peanut-free environment.

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[Wind gusts]

Radio dj: goooood morning, balsa!

It's the first day of fall out there,

And you know what that means.

I sure do, mr. Radio!

Radio dj: good! Then I'm going back to bed.

It means it's the prettiest time of the year!

The time of year when everything falls!

Ahhhh!

So pretty.

Whoa! Butterfly! Agh!

Completely unpredictable flight patterns.

You can't be trusted!

Fall means it's also time to...

Time to...

Time to get acorns!!!

[Gasps]

Must. Get. Acorns!

Dave: scaredy! Scaredy!

Wanna come jump in the leaves with me?

It's way more fun

When they've already fallen off the tree!

Sorry, dave, kinda busy.

[Sighs]

Scaredy! Wanna play "yowtchy kites" with me?

Kinda busy right now!

Dave: yowtchy. I win.

[Vacuum whirs]

How bout "pin the leaf on the-"

Kinda busy!

Yowtchy!

You win!

Scaredy: buuuussssyyyyyy!

[Doorbell rings, gasps]

Dave: scaredy, wanna play costume costume-what-are-you?

I'll give you a hint.

I'm totally nuts!

Nuh... Nuh... Nuts?

Uh, scare?

Why are you lookin' at me

Like I'm a delicious half-eaten sandwich

You found at a bus stop?

Uh... What? I wasn't. No.

And why are you so busy being busy these days?

You're missing out on all the fall fun with me!

Daaaaavee... [Starts crying]

There's something I need to show you!

Look behind here.

Under here!

In here!

Here!

Dave: aghhhhh!

Every year I miss out on all the fun of fall

Because I can't stop hoarding.

But no more!

I am taking back control of my life!

[Suddenly desperate] and I have no idea how to do that.

You mean you wanna de-instinctify your hoardicator?

Those aren't real words,

But yes!

Five years ago, my skunk instinct

Was way stinkier than today.

But I fixed me!

Really? You did?

I eat one bar of soap each day

And now my skunk spray is only half as stinky.

[Coughs]

Maybe if you ate two bars of soap,

You wouldn't stink at all.

Tried it,

But kids followed me everywhere.

Do it again. C'mon, do it, mister. Please?!

No! I won't! Now stop following me! Oof!

[Laughing]

Dave: [cries]

Scaredy, I'll have you de-hoardi-instincti-migated

In no time!

Still not real words, dave,

But let's do it!

[Grunts]

[Slurps]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

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It's useless, dave.

My hoarding instincts are worse than ever!

If only there were doctors

That were just for the helping of the brain stuff

In your head!

Why didn't I think of that sooner?

I can see a psychiatrist!

That's not a real word, but okay.

Dr. Turnenkopf: now, shcaredy, tell me vhat you zee?

Acorn.

What rhymes with "play horn"?

Acorn.

Dr. Turnenkopf: vhat is this strange growth on my foot?

A... Corn?

A-ha! You're nuts about nuts!

Yes! What do I do!?

The only cure is hypnosis!

Or I could fire you into outer shpace

In a rocket.

Moose: how will this help my relationship

With my motherrrrrr?!

Aggghhhhhhhhhh!

Nah. Let's try the hypnosis.

You are getting very shleepy...

Watching this pocket-watch is soooo boring...

Vhen you vake up,

You vill no longer be able to touch an acorn,

No matter how hard you try.

Can't touch!

And you vill probably also hate pocket-watches.

And when you hear the word "cake"

You will tap-dance like crazy!

Oh! [Laughs] funny.

Cake!

[Laughs] dance monkey dance!

Dr. Turnenkopf: okay, okay, okay.

Und now coming out ov shleep...

Und... Avake!

Zo, tell me, you would like this delicious acorn?

Agggghhh! I can't grab it!

Congratulations! You are cured!

I am? I am!

Dave, this is gonna be the best fall ever.

Buxton, this has been the worst fall ever!

I'm right here, mayor, sir.

We haven't had an acorn problem

This bad in decades!

Why, buxton? Why?

It's scaredy squirrel, sir.

He's stopped hoarding for some reason.

Buxton, get him in here, on the double!

On the triple if possible!

What took you so long? [Laughs]

Seriously, we have a serious acorn problem.

We need you to start hoarding, pronto!

But I can't hoard anymore.

What in blazing billy goats?!

If you don't help us, we'll be facing an acornami!

An acorn-whatty?

Acornaaaaaaamiiiiii....

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Imagine if you will, the power of a tsunami,

With the crunch and deliciousness of an acorn.

[Gasps] tasty and terrifying!

Buxton: the acorns are being held back

By the dam at the top of catastrophe hill.

If it reaches capacity,

It could be the worst natural disaster to hit balsa

Since the tor-nut-o of '85!

You have to help us, scaredy!

I'll do what I can, mayor runswell!

Dave: pull my finger.

[Bubbles sputter, laughs]

Scaredy: come on, hands, time to start hoarding!

Come on, hannnn...

Hand, come on!

Wow. I've only ever seen that happen in cartoons.

Sweet acorns! I can't do it!

I can't help balsa. [Cries in frustration]

Don't worry, scaredy, I can help!

There. Did my part.

Scaredy: that's it, dave!

If I can't act like me,

Maybe I can teach everyone else to act like me!

C'mon!

Glad I thought of it!

[Beatboxing]

♪ Come on, folks, gather round ♪

♪ I'll teach you my ways so we can save this town ♪

♪ There's nothing to fear

♪ There's nothing to scorn

♪ It's just a small nut

♪ And it's called the acorn

[Dry tone] oh great, hip hop.

Scaredy: ♪ you can hoard them, and hide them ♪

♪ And bury them from sight

♪ Or fire them from cannons in the middle of the night ♪

♪ You can store them in places where nobody knows ♪

♪ In a jar, in your bed ♪

♪ Or between your toes

♪ Acorns on a stick or acorn kabobs ♪

♪ Acorn-a-ma-jigs, and acorn-a-ma-bobs ♪

♪ You can use acorns in hundreds of ways ♪

♪ Acorn art, or acorn toupees ♪

♪ Oh my, isn't it pretty? ♪

♪ Try it, balsa, let's save our city! ♪

[Cricket chirps]

Kinda expected a bigger reaction

At the end there.

I know what to do. Cake!

Scaredy: whoooaaaaaa!!

Make it stop!

[Snaps fingers, crowd in awe]

What was that?

[Applause]

Oh! Oh, thank you. Um, questions?

When did you learn to dance?

How long did it take you to choreograph that number?

Dance again! More dancing! Hooray!

Crowd: dance! Dance! Dance!

Scaredy: I meant questions about collecting acorns.

You know, saving balsa!

[Murmuring]

Dave, I need to get unhypnotized

So that I can empty out that dam!

But you gotta help me!

I'm zorry. Zee only vay to break hypnosis,

Is to override it with a much stronger emotion!

Vhat is your strongest emotion, shcaredy?

Uh, I don't know.

Oh my goodness, why don't I know this?

Am I losing my mind! Am I getting old?!

Why is my heart racing! Doctor, call a doctor!

A-ha! You're a shcaredy pants!

Agh! I am?!

Zo, you have to shcare yourzelf out of zee hypnosis.

Vhat is zee shcariest ting you can tink of?

Hmm... No.

Uh... No.

Well...

Mayor runswell: acornaaaammi!

[Gasps] that's it. I know what I have to do!

Dave: I sure hope this dam don't break!

By george, how terrifyin'!

Dave, what are you doing?

Getting into character.

The mayor said just a few more acorns

And it's a goner!

Then balsa will be turned to sawdust!

Dave: heavens to betsy!

My poor helpless children!

This is so scary! Isn't it scary?

Aren't you scared, scaredy?

It's not working, dave.

Pretending to be scared isn't the same as being scared.

Balsa is doomed!

Butterflyyyyy!!

Agh! No! Eeek!

Dave! No!

Aggghhhhhhh!

[Gasps] I'm... I'm cured!

[Rumbling]

Oh no!

We pretended too hard!

Scaredy: dave?

Dave: aaaggghhhh! Acornomiiiiii!

Hang on, dave! I'm coming for ya!

Try to keep your head up!

O! - Kay! - Scare! - Dy!

Oh dear.

Buxton, in case I don't survive this,

I want you to give this letter to my wife.

But this is a phone bill.

Yes. And it's horribly overdue.

Gotcha!

Get behind me, dave!

Aggghhhh!

Scaredy! You saved balsa!

[Falsetto] my hero!

[Mouth full] youurr welgurhm.

[Wind gusts]

Scaredy: I'm sure my face will go back to normal at some point,

Right?

Dave: I hope not.

You're saggy face is really comfortable.

[Sighs] I hate fall.

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Good morning, nestor.

Nestor: scaredy! I've got a special job for you today.

Out of season peaches - make 'em look pretty!

[Peaches splatter, flies buzz]

Scaredy: howwww?

Dave: all they need is a sundress and some pumps...

Or a fire.

Don't care how, just do.

Bawwwk!

Aww! Peaches!

It-it's beautiful!

Hatton: wow!

Scaredy: hey, guys, what's beautiful?

Buck: nothing! Hatton: and it's a secret!

A secret nothing! I mean... Not a secret!

Okay.

Um, these peaches are horrible.

Do you know what was in the box?

Probably mud.

Buck said it was beautiful.

Maybe an automatic hammer slash scalp massager?

Or a tiny airplane for mice!

Why did they hide it from me?

Some people just don't know how to share.

Are you looking at my peach?!

Stop looking at my peach!

All: ooh...

I have to know what's in that box.

Hmm...

[Gasps]

Wow! What a spacious freezer...

With excellent production values.

A unitard? I don't understand.

Every day, we get a little bit better.

We are the spinsationals!

Agh!

[All gasp]

It's a spy! Get him!

What? No!

Who are you spying for?

Someone sent you here to steal our routine!

Okay! If I was a spy, I wouldn't tell you that gary,

You're half a second behind on your jumps,

And sally, you have to keep those elbows up.

[Giggles]

Hatton, work those jazz hooves!

Buck: okay, not a spy.

Sally: does that mean you're here to start skating again?!

Ah!

Scaredy, or skatey,

Was the greatest figure skater ever!

You used to skate, scaredy?

That was a long time ago

And I don't want to talk about it.

I was hoping someday you'd change your mind.

Aggghhhh!

[Sighs]

[Crowd roars]

[Crowd gasps]

No! I just... I can't risk it!

Come on, scaredy,

Skate with us in the balsa city

Annual synchronized figure skating championship

Brought to you by thompson's tutus!

You're competing in the buh'caseffs

Kuh-buh-tib tee-tees?

Yes. Scaredy, i, er, we... Need you!

Scaredy: I can't skate... I can't!

If only there was some way

You could impart your knowledge in a helpful manner

That didn't require on-ice participation.

Impossible!!

[Blade reverberates]

I could coach you.

I could coach you like crazy!

What do you say?

All: yay! [Cheering]

This is great.

Bring me my dry erase board!

Then gary, just before the lift, you wanna-

Paddy: well, well, well... If it ain't the spin-cycles.

Spinsationals!

Paddy: relax, hoofy.

You ready to lose to the ice-tronauts

At the buh'caseffs kuh-buh-tib tee-tees again?

Not this time, paddy!

Whoa, whoa! This is too good!

Squirrel-butt's on the team?

I cannot wait for a repeat of last time!

That's not... That's not... That's not gonna...

[Crowd gasps]

Look, everyone.

Aggggghhhhh!

No, it won't be a repeat of the last time

Because I'm their coach,

And we will win!

Ha! You got no chance, squirrel cheeks!

Buck: wow, scaredy, do you really think we can do it?

Sure... Anything's possible,

Maybe, probably not,

But hey, let's stay positive about it!

Agggghhhh!

Phew! Aggghhhh!

Come on... Come on...

Slow down!

Aggghhhh! Whoa!

Awesome.

All right.

Woo!

[Groans]

Hatton: all right!

Aww! You did the montage without me?!

Guy bigteeth: today is the day, folks!

Buh'caseffs kuh-buh-tib tee-tees!

I'm guy bigteeth!

And I'm dan duck.

First team up: "snow, thanks for asking."

Dan duck: fun fact -

Every member of "snow, thanks for asking"

Is an ice-o-phobiac.

Now let's see what the judges think.

Zero, negative 100,

And a threatening axe sharpening!

That's their best performance yet!

And now the spinsationals!

You can do it, guys!

♪♪♪

Scaredy: and shuffle, now sha-na-na into the leap-skip twirl!

Jazz hooves! Jazz hooves! Yeah, that.

Guy bigteeth: this is their most difficult move,

The temple of doom!

[Grunts]

Crowd: ooooh...

Dan duck: and they stick the landing!

Guy bigteeth: 5.8, 5.8 and a tasty grilled cheese sandwich!

Oh, the spinsationals are in the lead!

Paddy's ice-tronauts are gonna have a hard time

Beating that sandwich.

Gary: holla! Hatton: you know it! Buck: yeah!

Sally: I did it for you, scaredy!

Scaredy: that was great, guys!

Buck: we're unbeatable!

Crowd: [cheers]

Paddy: check it, squirrel-teeth!

I can do this blindfolded

With a leg tied behind my back

And still beat your spin-sicles!

Spinsationals!

["The blue danube waltz" plays]

Guy bigteeth: paddy is doing the infamous sal-gazel-uber-spin

Into a shotgun mushy-pea twist!

Amazing!

Dan duck: this team is way way better than the spinsationals.

Guy bigteeth: look at that! 5.8, 5.9. -

Ooh! And a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich!

Paddy: that's right! I am the winne- what?!

Our calculations say... That's a tie,

And you know what that means?

No!

Sudden frozen death overtime pairs routine.

Grrrr!

Scaredy: hey, what's wrong?

Gary: we'll never beat paddy.

He was blindfolded and on one leg

And we only just tied his score.

We gotta quit,

Change our names, and live in the sewers!

Scaredy: no. We didn't come this far to give up,

We came this far to win!

Really? Do you mean it?

Hatton and sally!

Shine up your sequins.

I want you two to sparkle - hard!

Dan duck: and now for the ice-tronauts,

Paddy and occlana!

♪♪♪

He's incredible.

Hatton: unbeatable.

Sally: those can't be her real tentacles!

Dan duck: an unbeatable triple six!

Quit now, squirrel toenails!

There's no way the fish/donkey duo

Can outdo what I just did!

Quick! To the sewers

Aggghhhhh! [Laughing]

C'mon, guys, we can still do it!

Ow! [Groans]

Don't worry, it's just one ankle.

I can still-

Agh! It's okay, it's just 2 ankles-

Ohhhh!

Agggghhhhh! My fin!

Dan duck: spinsationals to center ice please.

Hatton! Sally!

Paddy: [laughing]

You can't even win as a coach!

Unless the spinsationals can pull together a team

In a matter of seconds,

They'll forfeit the competition!

Hatton: please, scaredy, you have to skate!

Scaredy: I want to, but... I just can't.

Sally: it's time to lace them up, scaredy!

Lace them up!

[Gulps]

Paddy: look, everyone!

[Slo-mo distorted] he has dandruff!

[Gasps]

It's not dandruff!

It's just ice flakes!

Agggghhhhhh!

[Laughing]

Ice flaaaakes!

Sally: lace them uuuuup!

C'mon, mildred, you know the moves.

Just follow my lead!

How long have you been wearing that?

All my life.

Well, it looks like the spinsationals

Have found a team!

What?! Arrrrggghhhh!

That's right, guy,

It appears to be made up of the team's coach

And some belching frog lady!

Let's watch!

♪♪♪

Yay!

Grrrrr!

[Belching]

Wow! An ocho-quad-skipple into a riviera mudslide!

[Gasps]

[Cheering and applause]

Curses!

Ya-hooo!

Guy bigteeth: 6, 6, 9!

Oops! Upside down. [Giggles]

Ooh! Too late. I already said nine.

The spinsationals win!

Impossible!

This is your fault!

I have been robbed!

Hmph!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Owwwwwwwwwww! That was the one.

Hatton: scaredy! Mildred! You did it!

Sally: I always believed in you, scaredy!

Always!

Thanks, sally!

And with this unitard

No one would ever think I had dandruff -

Which I didn't!

They were just ice flakes.

[Yelling] ice flakes!

Sally: and now we can skate together!

I'll flood my basement and we can skate every day

And you'll never leave! Never! Leave!

Hey, scare!

Dave, you'd never believe what hap-

Wait! Wait! Me first!

I found this rag-tag team of biathloners

And I overcame my fear of cross-country skiing

To lead them to victory!

So what have you been up to?