03x03 - Lean Green Fighting Machine / Nutters Almanac

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[Big band style music plays]

♪♪♪

♪ Doop-dah!

♪ Dooby-doo-wah!

♪ Doop-dah! Dooby-doo-wah! ♪

♪ Doo-boo doo-bah-bah dow!

♪ Dooby-doo-dah dah bah-dah-dah dee-bah ♪

♪ Dah-dah dee-bah-dee-bah dah-bee-dah ♪

♪ Bah-dee-dah dah-dah dah deedle-dah oh! ♪

♪ Oh yeah! Yeah!

♪ Dah-dah doo-yah dah-dah-dah dah-bah-dah-bah doh! ♪

[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This show contains no calcium,

You might wanna grab some milk.

♪♪♪

Dave: has that rocket always been there?

Scaredy: no! Dave, you know how I'm always looking

For a better way to clean?

I read your blog.

Behold the s.s. Tidy.

I got it at huey's house

Of high-tech cleaning supplies.

They have everything!

Ponies?!

No! But I got a battery-operated sink polisher;

This solar-powered toilet brush

Makes my toilet sparkle -

Unless it's cloudy;

And now this high-tech trash rocket!

You put trash in the rocket,

And it launches the garbage into space!

[Blasts off]

Scaredy: and then through the osmosis transferal

And atmospheric pressure,

The trash becomes a butterfly.

I got it! Arghhh!

[Phone rings]

Hello, this is scaredy squirrel, smiling and listening.

Hey. It's huey.

We got this new vacuum in and it is to die for-

Shhhh! You had me at vacuum!

I'm going to huey's. You wanna come?

For sure! I love ponies!

I told you that there are no po-

Just come with me.

Dave: owww!

Scaredy: look at all this cool stuff!

Helicopter sponges! Precision mops!

Scaredy? Thanks for coming!

You're gonna love this thing, let me tell you!

L.u.v. Love it!

[Heavenly choir sings]

[Gasps] it's beautiful!

Behold the suck meister 3000,

A state of the art computer in a top-of-the-line vacuum.

This reverse button switches it from suck to blow -

In case you suck up your piggy bank.

Smartest vac on the market.

Kathclean: clean. Filthy.

Eliminate filth.

Dave: huh?

[Whirring]

It kind of tickles. Ahhhhhh!

Reverse! Reverse!

I'm clean!

Nooooo!

How could it do this to me?

Agh! Broke a nail!

I'll take it!

Okay, vacuum, do your best.

[Engines roar]

A tiny squeegee air show?!

Awesome!

But what would you do if there were...

Socks on the floor!

Okay... Final test:

How would you handle it

If dave threw eggs on the ceiling?

[Whirring]

You are the best vacuum ever in the whole world!

I'm gonna name you kathclean!

I love you!

Oh hi, dave.

Are you taking your vacuum for a walk?

People are going to think you've gone cuckoo.

What? Lots of people walk clocks.

Cuckoo!

I don't like that vacuum, scaredy.

It made me smell like lilacs. Lilacs!

Luckily, I can fix that!

[Farts]

So are you and your vacuum going to hang out all morning?

Don't be silly!

We're going to hang out all day.

[Laughing]

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Laughing]

[Vomits]

[Whirring]

[Buzzer drones]

[Buzzer drones]

[Ding]

Scaredy: and that's reason number 45

Why I think kathclean is the coolest.

Oh! Hi, dave.

Heya, scaredy.

Wanna go see the new movie all about holes?

It's like the one about ditches, only deeper.

Scaredy: I'd love to,

But today I'm teaching kathclean how to stack!

See?

Meh! It looks kinda shakey.

I bet it could be... Unnnggghhhh!

Knocked... Over!

[Pants]

Sally: ahhh! Help!

My little princess!

She is stranded at the top of the tree!

Elderly rabbit: this is horrible.

Carl: how will she get that cat down?

[Meow]

[Whirs, cat screeches]

[Loud cheering]

Carl: that amazing vacuum just saved the kitty!

It's way better than dave!

Why don't you just give it a medal?

There is nothing I like more than pinning medals

On appliances.

[Applause and cheering]

Ugh! Dave, what are you drinking?

Mud slushi.

Gross.

Thank-you! Thank-you! Thank-you!

Oh, kathclean is the one to thank.

[Fizzles] ahhhhh!

Oops! I accidentally tripped

And took the lid off my drink

And poured it into your stupid vacuum

That I hate.

Come on, kathclean! Come on!

[Loud expl*si*n]

[Long steady beep]

Kaaaattthhhcccleeeaan!

Kathclean: emergency reboot.

Damage: 50%.

Safety protocols disabled.

You came back to me!

It's a miracle. Amazing.

We are all so happy.

Except for those of us who hate your vacuum...

Like me.

I just don't know if I can sleep

After today's excitement.

[Plays a lullaby]

[Snores]

Huey: [whistling]

[Gasps] agh! Scaredy! You startled me.

Me scaredy, need vacuums.

No questions. Give.

Well, nothing suspicious about that.

Just got a big shipment in.

[Rooster crows]

[Sighs]

Good morning, kathclean.

Good morning, richard.

Good morning, sun.

And good morning to you, horde of robot vacuums.

Horde of robot vacuums?!

[Whirring]

This is the best day ever!

[Whirring]

Dear diary, it finally happened!

Mayor runswell: citizens of balsa,

I've learned the importance of cleanliness!

This is what I was talking about!

Mayor runswell: if the vacuums do all the cleaning for us,

We're free to be the slobs we've always wanted to be!

[Cheering]

That wasn't what I was talking about!

[Vacuum whirs, scaredy screams]

[Plates and glasses smash, vacuums whir]

[Monkey gibbers]

[Whirring]

We need to keep our city clean!

[Truck beeps, garbage load crashes down]

You can't just throw garbage everywhere!

Isn't it beautiful?

Like a fresh blanket of snow...

If snow was garbage and winter was gross.

Wanna garbage ski?

No. I want the town to be clean again.

See you at the chalet!

[Townsfolk laugh]

[Kathclean beeps and whirs]

Kathclean: eliminate garbage.

Garbage caused by citizens.

Eliminate citizens.

[Sonar pings]

[Beeping]

Scaredy: [sighs]

Uh, where are you all going?

Agh! Kathclean?

Did your new best buddy ditch you

To hang out with other vacuums?

Hurts, doesn't it?

She would never ditch me!

She is awesome!

[Metallic clanking]

[Dave spits]

You ever seen anything like that in your lifetime?

I once saw a giant toaster.

[Vacuum suction whirs loudly]

Agggghhhhh!

No, kathclean!

Reverse! Reverse!

Why aren't you reversing?!

Kathclean: [laughs]

Eliminate citizens!

Uh-oh!

I think we all saw this coming.

[Vacuum whirs loudly]

[Townsfolk scream]

Nestor: I can fly!

Momma! I can fly!

Momma: took ya long enough.

Nestor: agggghhhhh!

Quick! Hide under the carpet.

Ugh! This isn't a carpet, it's just dust.

That is going to bring down the resale value.

We can't hide, dave!

We have to save balsa!

And buy me a real carpet!

Suck to blow.

You can change it from suck to blow

Just by hitting this button.

Might be handy if your vacuum ever becomes evil say,

And sucks up all the townsfolk.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sure am. Pull my finger!

No. We need to switch kathclean from suck to blow.

But how?

Dust.

I can't believe I'm saying this.

Roll me up in your dust carpet.

Awesome!

[Finger cracks]

Kathclean: 100% clean.

Scaredy: oh, you're not done cleaning yet!

I am a vacuums greatest enemy.

Prepare to...

Dave: eat our dust!

Scaredy: I was getting to that!

Kathclean: not clean.

Eliminate... Bunny!

Scaredy: catch me if you can.

Dave: is it time to flip the switch?

Scaredy: not yet, dave!

[Whooshes]

[Suction whirs loudly]

Dave: um... Maybe push better!

Kathclean: more power required.

[Whooshing]

Scaredy: eep! Who knew solar energy could be evil?!

[Fizzles]

Got it!

[Screaming]

I hate your vacuum!

No refunds!

[Fizzles and explodes]

Scaredy: time to...

Dave: take out the trash!

Scaredy: seriously, stop taking my lines!

[Cheering]

Wow. You're filthy.

You know, we got a shower you could buy

That's got an iq of 300!

Very clean.

That sounds awesome!

What's the worst that could happen?!

[All gasp]

[Angry growling]

Point taken.

I'll just stick to low-tech for a while.

Do you think kathclean is happy up there?

Of course. She's a butterfly now.

Butterflies are always happy.

[Vacuums whir and beep]

I... Love... You, scaredy.

♪♪♪

Scaredy: [scatting "entry of the gladiators"]

Tah-dahhhh!

Heavy sigh.

Somethin' gotcha down, buddy?

Same ol' story;

A toro-nado sucked up my lunch

And now I'm starving. [Stomach growls]

A tornado?

What are you talking about?

Don't believe me?

Look into my eyes, scaredy.

Look into my eyes!

I was sitting at my kitchen table

When the world started to shake!

It was a toro-nado.

It stole my soup and my scoopy fork!

Lunch stealer!

Then the toro-nado just went away.

It didn't just go away; it took your trailer!

Dave, your trailer is gone.

Clueless blinking sure dries out my eyes.

Dave, you're homeless!

Aggghhhhh!

But home is where I keep my soup!

Don't worry, buddy you can just-

I can just what? Um...

[Door crashes open]

Agh!

Agggghhhh!

[Whimpers]

I got it, scaredy.

I can what? I don't remember.

What, scaredy? What? I think...

What were you gonna say? You can... Maybe you should...

It was an idea. What was it? You know, what about a...

I can't remember!

[Gasps] I could stay with you!

Do you really think that's a good idea?

Ooooooo-kay.

All right, let's go!

Dave, those stairs don't...

Go anywhere.

Thanks for the advice... Roomie.

Before we go in...

We're best friends

And we don't want that to change, right?

So if we're going to live together,

You've got to be... You know... Clean!

Hey. Hey-hey. Hey. Hhhhey.

I. Hear. Ewe.

A female sheep is an ewe. Look it up!

This ain't about learning!

Dave, this is serious.

Scaredy, I'm going to be the cleanest,

Bestest, friendest, ever-est.

You know what, dave?

I have a really good feeling about this.

To celebrate, I'm going make kale!

Dave: I'm wiping my feet too, scaredy!

Thanks, dave! That's grea-aaaaaate!

Agggggghhhhhh!

Aggggggghhhhhhh!

Aggggggghhhhhhh!

[Wailing]

Aggggghhhhhhhhh!

Dave: I don't even know where all that mud came from.

For the sake of our friendship,

We have got to not live together.

But, scaredy,

It was just one little slip up.

You know, i- mmmfmemp beddumfrunmump.

Pmmrrffft poompoom fgurgum!

[Gulps] pleeease.

Okay. One more chance.

Just wipe your face before we go back-

Nope! Gotta find you somewhere else to live.

C'mon!

This is gonna be fun! I brought my house-hunting net!

Dave, there's no such thing as a house-

Buck: hey, nice house-hunting net, dave.

Thank you!

Scaredy: hey, buck, dave's looking for a place to stay.

Any chance you have room?

Yeah, I do actually. My uncle steve was...

Yes! The net worked!

Thanks, scaredy!

Wow! That was easier than I thought.

[Happy sigh] nothing I like better than a happy ending.

Now I'm gonna finish building this delicate house of cards.

[Door crashes open, wind gusts]

Dave, what happened?!

B-beavers live underw-w-water.

Riiiiight.

Okay, let's find you

Somewhere else to sleep tonight.

I'm sure someone at the store would love to take you in.

[Gasps] maybe you could-

Nope, nope.

Preserving our friendship, remember?

Gotchya.

Maybe you need to try picturing your perfect place to live.

Mmm...

[Rollercoaster rattles]

Ahhhh!

My sausages!

Uhhhh....

Mrs. Nestor's mother,

Dave is looking for a place to live.

Do you know of- I have a spare room. Stay with me.

Scaredy: wow! Really?

Hey, do you live on

A sausage-stealing rollercoaster?

No. Sold!

This is pretty sweet, dave.

I don't know.

It's free! Decide fast.

Whose clothes are these?

Nestor: agghhhh! Momma, are you trying to rent my room?

It's my room.

The whole house is mine! Don't you forget it!

How could I forget?!

You crocheted it on my pillow!

My pillow! Everything is mine!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

This'll work for sure.

Just let me do all the talking.

Oh, hi, scaredy. [Crazy giggles]

Hi, sally.

You know how you're always saying,

"Anything for you, scaredy"?

I've also cross-stitched it into several dozen sweaters

And turned it into a song!

♪ Anything for you, scaredy ♪

♪ Anything for you

Here's the thing-

♪ If you need something done

♪ Then that something's what I'll do ♪

Great! Because-

♪ Climb a mountain, punch a dolphin, ♪

♪ Translate ancient text-

'Kay, so-

♪ Drain a fountain, bake a muffin, ♪

♪ Eat a tyran-o-saurus rexxxx!

♪ Anything for you

Yayyyy! Amazing. Great ending!

But wait! There's actually seven more verses.

I need a favour.

Name it.

It would mean having a house guest.

Really? [Giggles] oh my!

Sharing your home with a friend in need.

[Crazy giggling]

Uh-huh. Yes. Ask!

Sally, would you be willing to share your home with-

[Cat pings off the walls]

[Cat screeches]

Dave?

Dave?!

[Sneezes]

But I thought sally didn't want me to live here?

Technically, she never said that.

She just slammed the door on us.

Fair enough.

She'll love you.

Just don't forget you're a cat.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll act as useless as possible.

[Knocks on door]

Princess! There you are!

Meowww.

How dare you sneak out on rehearsal like that.

I'll go get your costume.

Meow! Me. Ow. Meow!



Get moving!

Tour jete! Tour jete!

Box step!

What is wrong with you?! Windmill!

[Menacingly] wind! Mill!

Are you krumping?

All right. Show me what you've got.

Yes, princess.

Yes! You go, girl!

I'll make you a more urban costume.

Help me!

What's that? You...love it there?

I knew we'd figure this out.

Have fun, dave!

[Beeping]

Ooh! Time for another serving of whole grains.

Agh! Dave, what're you doing here?!

Um, I'm the prize in your cereal.

What happened with sally?

You were having so much fun!

Did you know cats eat cat food, scaredy?

Cat food!

You gonna eat that?

We still have time to find you a new place

Before nightfall.

We can do this!

Yeah!

You can go home now, princess.

Meowww.

[Knock on door]

[Belches]

[Doors slam]

Friendship!

I can't believe we couldn't find

A single place for you to stay.

Wow! I wonder what lucky guy lives there!

[Thunder rumbles]

Elderly rabbit: no, no.

Nobody lives in there.

Free house! Woo-hoo!

Scaredy: dave, no! Wait!

Are you crazy?

You can't live here!

Why not?

[Door creaks open, shutters slam]

[Crow caws]

Aggghhhhh!

Oh! Because you really do want me to live with you.

[Burps]

Eeeeeeee!

Maybe it isn't... So bad.

[Loud thunderclap]

Would you be happy here?

Well, then... Who am I to stop you?

Dave: yes! See you tomorrow!

[Loud thunderclap]

Some say it's haunted!

Aggghhhhhh!

Scaredy: the house wasn't that bad.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

[Wind gusts] what was that?!

I'm being silly. Dave will be fine.

Elderly rabbit: some say it's haunted!

Haunted!

Okay, sorry, I'm lost.

This isn't my house, is it?

Oh boy. Okay.

[Sighs, phone rings]

Hello?

Dave: scaredy, house is... It's... Ghosts.... Ghosts!

Ghosts?! Get outta there, dave!

Get- [dial tone]

Daaaaaaaaaaave?!

I'm coming, dave!

It's just a house.

Just a creepy... Creaky... Haunted house.

[Screams]

[Snorts]

I can't do this.

Seriously, my name is scaredy squirrel.

Dave: aaaggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

But I've got to.... For dave.

Aaagggghhhhhh!

[Vacuum whirs, coughs]

It has to be creepy and dusty?!

Really?

I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen.

[Whistling]

Dave: oooooooooooooooooo!

I'm almost there! Just hold on!

Aggggghhhhhhhhhh!

Dave?!

Helllooooooooooooooo!

All: hellooo-ooo-oooooo.

Dave: meet my new roomies.

They're teaching me goat language!

Heh, heh. So on the phone you-

You said goats? Cuz i, uh, heard "ghosts."

Ha-aa-a-a. Ha-aa-a-a!

You know, you can always stay at my house, dave,

If you want...

Thanks, but I love it here.

Wanna watch some goat police with us?

Meh. Sure. Why not?

This place is actually pretty nice.

[Rumbling]

Carl: booooooooooooooooooo.

Not cool, scare. Not cool.

[Laughs] I'll make it up to you guys,

I swear.

Yeah, I need one replacement trailer,

Delivered immediately.

[Bleating]

And one creepy mansion.

Dave: no rush, scaredy! The guys love it here!

How much for overnight delivery?

[Bleating]