02x04 - Aisle of the Dead / Where the Stink At

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[Thunder of stampeding feet]

This show is best viewed with sugar-free treats.

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[Heat sizzles]

Dave, whatchya doing?

My fridge ran out of cold.

I can't take it any more, scare!

Why don't you do what I do during a heat wave?

♪♪♪

Bask in the glory of the hat of cool!

Yeah, cool.

Exactly! See ya later, buddy.

Ooh, ice cream!

No! Ice cream!

You coulda told me!

Hm.

[Wind gusts]

Frozen pecan pops!

This has gotta be the coolest spot in balsa city.

A cool store means more people which means more money,

Which means momma will be proud of me.

Momma: [over p.a.] Fat chance.

[Clears throat] that's why I've set the fans to turbo.

[Fans whir]

Started offering ice-cream back massages...

[Ice cream sloshes]

And got the air conditioner running overtime.

[Air conditioner whirs]

It's a living.

Nestor: but that's not all.

I've just installed the new brain-freezer machine.

Scaredy: wow.

Nestor: the hotter it gets, the more we're going to sell.

Momma: [over p.a.] Still not proud.

Get to it!

Oh, I don't know.

They seem a bit sugary for me.

Besides, my hat of cool keeps me pretty coo-

No, I mean get to work!

Okay! I'm on it.

[Whirs]

Happy frozen brain!

[Whirs]

[Slurping]

[Machine whirs]

Here you go little girl.

Did you just slide the straw in like-

Gah! [Hums]

I must have served everyone in balsa city

One of those brain freezers.

Hey, why didn't you have one?

Some of us had work to do today.

[Laughing] woo-hoo!

You sure you don't wanna borrow my hat of cool?

Nah, I've got something way cooler.

Ice pants!

[Slurps]

Excuse me, did you know that littering

Is the second most common cause of-

[Zombie like] brains.

No big deal. I got it. I got it covered.

Brains. Agh!

Maybe we should just go.

Hot enough for ya? [Nervous laugh]

[Zombie like groan]

Yech! This is exactly why eye protection is so-

Paddleball player: brains!

Yeah, brain protection is important too,

You've got a point.

[Snarling]

We should go.

Oh, hi. Did you enjoy your brain freezer?

Brains.

Hold on tight dave.

[Zombie like growling]

All: brains? Brains. Brains. Brains! Brains brains brains.

Scaredy: dave, I think something's wrong with my happy customers.

Think about it.

One minute they're drinking brain freezers

And then bam, they all turn into - zoinks!

[Moaning]

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Zombies: brains!

What? Sounds like they just wanna braid hair.

Are you saying braid?

Bran muffins?

Brains? Was it brains?

I thought so.

Zombies: brains!

Scaredy, dave: [scream]

Dave: [panting]

I can't do it anymore. Save yourself, scare!

Here, take my brain! Leave the squirrel!

[Disgusted groan]

What? Come on, it's a perfectly good brain.

Scaredy: come on, let's go.

Quick! To the stash n' hoard!

We've got to destroy that brain freezer machine

Before anyone else gets infected.

Whoa. It's a total log jam today.

[Honking]

Zombies: honk. Honk. Brains. Honk.

Brains.

Honk. Honk.

Pine nuts.

Well, if we're gonna be stuck here

We should find something to do.

[Gasps] you!

How 'bout a game of rock, paper, brains?

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

No dave. Just no.

Zombies: honk! Brains!

[Heavy breathing]

Oh no, sally! Not you too!

Me too what? I was just staring at you.

I mean looking. I mean- ugh...

Ah, hey scaredy,

I didn't know you hung out here. [Giggles]

Looking.

Zombies: brains.

Agh!

Zombies: brains.

Scaredy: run!

Scaredy: everyone's been zombified!

Agh!

Sally: my hero!

Nestor: what in frozen anchovies are you doing?

You locked out all our customers!

[Zombie moaning] brains!

And they seem so eager.

They aren't customers, they're monsters!

Nonsense.

Zombies: brains.

On second thought... [Squawking]

Time to shut this down.

Agh!

Zombies: brains!

[Giggles] this is fun.

Dave, no!

I'll save you scaredy.

Zombies: brains!

[Muffled panic screams]

Zombies: brains!

So we know that dave and I

Haven't had any of the brain freezer.

Sally, nestor, what about you?

Are you kidding? I wouldn't eat anything from this store.

And I only eat what you eat, scaredy.

Good. Creepy, but good.

This is the end. The end!

Tell my momma she loves me.

Momma: [over p.a.] Don't bother.

Pull yourself together, bird.

We just need a plan.

No one can get inside so as long as we all work to-

We're not going to make it!

It's so hot in here.

Do you find it hot?

[Squawk] in here? [Squawk]

Nestor, calm down.

As long as the a/c's working we'll be fine.

The a/c! We need it cooler!

It has to be cool! Cool, I think.

[Squawk]

[A/c fizzles]

[expl*si*n]

Rabbit: [yelling] it was a living!

[Nervous laughter]

What did you do?

Who? Me? Nothing!

The air conditioner didn't break.

It's fine. Brrr. I'm cold actually.

[Blabbering] I'm cold.

[Egg sizzles]

[Corn pops]

Hey, you got popcorn in my eggs.

You got eggs in my popcorn.

Wait a second.

Mmm. This is awesome!

Okay, it's just a little heat.

Nobody overreact.

Nestor: so thirsty!

[Machine whirs]

[Slurping]

Nestor, you're not a- you didn't turn into a-

Ahhhhh!

Is that a- is that a-

Ahhhh! Brains!

He's fine.

All: [scream]

Nestor: brains!

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Okay, nobody leaves until we come up with a plan.

Oh oh oh!

If we're gonna be waiting for a while

We should tell stories!

I was thinking we could chart out some pros and cons,

Maybe a pie-chart.

We just need an easel, four sheets of bristol board

And eight different coloured markers.

My story is about a squirrel named fraidy

Who falls in love with a fish named pretty fish,

And they live together forever and ever and ever.

Ever.

Bo-ring.

What do you know, skunk?

My fiction speaks the truth.

Okay, so the plan...

Scaredy, I've gotta go to the bathroom.

You can't go out there!

Eh, you're right. I'll use this.

Go! Just go! Yech. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Be safe! Look both ways before approaching the undead.

Don't talk to any zombies you don't know!

Brains!

Pickles!

Did you listen carefully to my story?

There was a hidden meaning.

Did you catch it? The hidden meaning?

[Moaning]

So, uh, did you run into any problems

Getting to the bathroom?

[Moaning]

Ooh, that's happened to me.

He's turned into one of them!

[Buzzing]

I don't know. I kinda like him better this way.

Dave, come on. You've got to snap out of it!

[Jar shatters]

Brains!

Scaredy: uhhhh, zombie nestor,

Meet, uh, zombie dave.

Zombie dave, this is, um, zombie nestor.

Both: brains! Brains. Brains? Brains. Brains. Brains!

Wait a second.

The moaning. The dazed looks.

Those drinks aren't turning everyone into zombies,

They're just hot!

I think we have a plan.

Okay, release the zombies.

Weird guys, meet these guys.

These guys, meet weird guys.

Zombies: brains? Brains. Brains. Brains! Brains?

Perfect!

Time for a cool down.

Sally, open the doors!

Zombies: brains!

[Battle cry]

Ahhhh!

There. Everyone should be cooled down

And back to nor....mal.

Zombies: brains!

Brains!

But I thought- uh, scaredy?

Scaredy: the machine was set to zombie?

Zombies: brains!

Scaredy: [screams]

It'll wear off, right?

I mean, it's gotta wear off.

Brains!

Don't worry, scaredy.

I'll protect you forever and ever

And ever and ever and ever...

♪♪♪

I know what you're thinkin'.

Store closes in two minutes.

There's no way you can price all of us.

[Cowboy spurs clink]

[Price machine whooshes]

[Sizzles]

Looks like it's down to you and me.

Can: agh!

Nestor: [on speaker] we're closed. Get out.

Hey scaredy, wanna come to the park with us?

Yeah. We're gonna go fly a cake.

Don't you mean fly a kite?

Uh, I'm pretty sure we know what we mean.

[Splat]

Maybe next time.

Dave and I always watch movies on thursday night.

Hatton: your loss.

It's chocolate with vanilla icing.

No. We agreed on vanilla with chocolate icing.

Hatton: yeah, right! Like I'd agree to that.

Oh, don't start with me, buck.

Buck: don't start with me.

Hatton: oh, we're fighting.

[Effort grunts]

Uh, whatcha doin'?

Agh! Scaredy!

Don't you know it's rude to sneak up on skunks!

Oh, sorry dave.

Yeah, yeah.

So, did you pick out a movie for tonight?

It's your turn.

I don't want to watch movies.

Okay. Well, what do you want to-

I'm not sure I want to do anything.

Are you okay, dave?

I'm fine. Sometimes things just don't happen

No matter how hard you push!

Wow. Someone has a bee in their bonnet.

Wrong again, mr...mr...mr.

I-know-everything!

[Buzzing] agh!

How did you know that?

I didn't even know you had a bonnet.

That's it! I can't take it anymore!

Dave, dave, dave, what's going on?

Oh scaredy, it's terrible!

I haven't sprayed in over two days! Two!

Wow. Are you sure?

'Cause sometimes you kinda do it without noticing.

[Spray hisses, panicked screaming]

What?

[Spray hisses, chocking]

Where did everybody go?

[Splash]

[Spray hisses]

Again?

Without my spray, I'm as useless as a cat!

No offense. You're useless.

[Crying]

It's not the end of the world, dave.

I know! It's the end of the universe! [Panting]

This could be the start of a new odour free life!

I'm gonna show you the awesome power of smelling sweet.

Penguin maitre'd: ah, bonjour monsieur scaredy. Bon to see- agh!

Mon stylo! Non! Un stink cat!

It's okay jacques, he's a non spraying skunk.

Ech, no such of a thing!

Dave: no such thing? Really?

I wish that were true but look!

[Effort grunt] see that? Huh? And this?

[Effort grunt]

Save monself!

[Panicked screaming]

Scaredy: no. Stop.

It's okay, dave, whoa!

Point made! You're standing in pate!

Dave: I don't wanna not spray!

Skunks are supposed to stink!

True, but-

I feel like such a cat!

[Sniffs, cries]

Sorry but come on,

What do you do other than sit by the window when it's sunny?

Huh? Not much. Admit it!

Come on, follow me!

Dave: these feel weird!

Sales man: that's just 'cause you're not used to them, darling!

Gorgeous! Gorgeous!

Why oh why don't skunks wear pants more often?

Well, we can but...

Don't spray. Don't spray. Don't spray.

[Spray hisses]

[Spray hisses]

Crowd: ewwwwww!

We're working those thighs, let's go! Let's go!

[Spray hisses]

[Nervous laughter] work those thighs. Yeah.

It can get awkward.

Look at you mr. Pants!

Ooh, they fall perfectly.

I'm glad we went with the boot cut. Divine!

Lookin' good, dave!

Wanna try on a few more pairs?

♪♪♪

I feel so pretty!

Scaredy: so, how ya feeling?

Like maybe not spraying is a good thing?

Dave: I feel better but I'm not sure I'd go that far.

Driver: nice pants! Skunks that sharp ride for free.

Dave: [giggles]

It's only been a day, but I feel like a new skunk!

You! Smart looking stranger!

You're hired. Name your price.

A quarter!

The pretty ones are never bright.

I got a gob!

Job.

Yeah!

Dave: hello!

Welcome!

Get in here, you!

Stash n' hoard, baby, yeah!

And everyone smiled at me!

And a rabbit called me charming.

And an old turtle said I was a dapper dan!

Best day ever!

Except for the donkey that called me a cat,

I mean, who wants to be a cat?

I bet you don't even want to be a cat!

[Cries]

These are feeling a little tight.

[Button whooshes]

Agh!

Dave: it's not a hard question.

Do I look fat in these pants?

Well, did they shrink maybe?

[Rumbling]

Ow. My tummy keeps punching me from the inside.

[Yelps of pain]

Hmm. Maybe we should go see a doctor just to be safe.

Nah, I'm sure I'm- agh!

[Rimbling]

Scaredy: incoming patient.

Medical assessment required stat! Stat!

Oh, hi.

[Hallow sound]

Hmm. Interesting.

Mind if I try something?

Hold these.

[Rhythmic drumming]

Can you believe they kicked me out of the band?

Replaced me with a monkey. A monkey!

Um...

Oh, yes. I forgot you were here.

It's most likely spray build up.

Oh no! What do we do?

Well, there's two simple choices.

Regular exercise and a diet rich in fibre

Will have you spraying like a champ in no time.

Fibre?

You know, broccoli, spinach, bran.

[Gagging]

Okay. It's okay.

What's the other choice?

Well, keep inflating, like a balloon.

Is that dangerous?

I don't know. Not according to this.

I'll be like a balloon?

Both: this is going to be awesome!

[Boinging]

Kitten: help! I'm stuck in a tree over here.

[Boinging]

[Meow]

Clean your ceilings for a dollar, ma'am?

It feels like I'm walking on the moon!

You're right scaredy,

Not spraying is one giant leap for skunk-kind!

[Rip] [giggle]

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[Pop]

Dave: wait! Stop for a sec!

I can't believe my best friend just got even better!

Thanks for letting me sleep over scaredy.

In my pajama pants!

Night buddy.

[Snores]

Left. A little more left.

Steady. And place!

Yes! Highest one yet,

All thanks to my best buddy, balloon dave!

The air is so much sweeter up there!

Doctor: great bloated blimps!

$4.99 for a can of peas?

Great jiggling giants, you're huge!

Yes, but that's okay, right? Right? Right?

Good thing I wrote my grocery list on this medical fold out.

Two choices. Fibre, exercise or balloon.

So there's no need for concern!

Oh, there's more.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh!

Oh, yes! There is need for concern!

[Gasps]

Carry the four, multiply by days dry,

And, yes. I've figured it out.

According to my calculations...

Both: yes?

Doctor: if he doesn't spray in the next four minutes he will pop!

Where's the soup section?

Pop? Pop?

No, soup.

Scaredy: I've gotta stop this!

Where is the soup?

[Blender whirs]

Here, drink this chocolate milk shake!

Ooh! Chocolate!

[Slurps] blech.

This chocolate tastes like grass!

[Stomach rumbles]

Now, exercise time!

[Pfft] I did it! I sprayed!

Scaredy: not exactly!

[Pants rip]

[Rumbling]

We need to get to the hospital!

They'll be able to save you buddy!

Hurry! I can't see my feet!

Wait, I've never been able to see my feet.

False alarm on the feet!

Slow down, scaredy.

I feel a little light headed.

[Stomach rumbles]

I'll slow down when you're safe!

But how will you get down if I pop?

What are you talking about?

Agh!

Oh dave, this is my fault!

No it's not!

Scaredy: I should have made you exercise and eat veggies!

You're a skunk! Skunks are supposed to spray!

[Crying]

I'm so sorry, dave!

Oh scaredy! I had a lot of fun in pants

And being a balloon was great.

And if this is our last adventure,

I just want to say-

[Farts, spray hisses]

Dave: did I just-

Scaredy: yeah. [Gagging and choking]

I sprayed! I sprayed!

The perfume factory is back in business baby! Yeah!

[Gagging and choking]

Ah! No! [Coughing]

I mean great! That's so- [gagging]

Dave: everything looks so amazing

When you're not going to explode!

[Farts, spray hisses]

Scaredy: [choking and gagging]

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrels safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in a corner and he's safe ♪

So yeah. Um, hi.

Today's topic is about... Well, it's something that, um-

If you gotta fart, just fart.

No, no, that's not today's topic.

Uh-uh. No, no.

What? That's what the whole show was about!

No, that's where you're wrong, dave.

Today's safety corner is about the dangers of flying cake.

That was way at the start of the show.

No one even remembers that!

Uh, well, then. Making fun of cats!

Not a good idea, ever.

Farting. It's all about farting.

Fine. [Sighs]

Just make sure you say excuse me.

[Farts] ♪ excuse me for my ignorance

♪ It wasn't very smart

♪ But if it came from the other end ♪

♪ It would have been a fart

Oh yeah. It was a fart. [Giggles, farts]