02x01 - Dreamweaver / Chili Con Scaredy

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Scaredy: [humming contentedly to himself]

[Humming]

Yeah!

Wow! Are all these made outta peanut butter?

Yes they are.

Anything for a great performance review.

That's not today, is it? Aagh!

Hatton! Review time! My office!

And bring some tissues.

[Evil laugh]

Hatton: tell my mom I love herrrrr!

Go get 'em! Chin up, young donkey!

That was fast.

He says this year we have to wear our shame.

[Crying]

All right, who's the next cryer?!

I mean candidate.

No, I mean cryer.

Scaredy: ooh! Ooh! Me me me me me!

Nestor: mildred! Ready for your performance review?

Shaking in my booties. [Belches loudly]

No fun picking someone who doesn't care.

Nestor, have you seen my displays?

They're all you. You!

I love performance review day!

[Sighs]

All right, fine.

But bring a bathing suit!

Why?

River of tears.

[Evil squawking laugh]

So... What grade do you think you deserve?

A+ because I mind my p's and q's.

I'm a punctual, polite, qualified quadruped.

Nestor: no!

But didn't you see my peanut butter statues?

They look nothing like me.

Hey, nestor, I mopped the back room.

What should I do next?

You know what? I'll find somethin'.

All right.

I'll give you what you deserve.

An a? What about the plus?

[Squawks] I'm not finished.

I'm also going to give you a "b."

A "b" and an "a." What does that even-

And because you're extra special,

I'm also going to give you a "d."

Bad? But that's just...

You can't give me a... That's just... Bad!

If you don't like it,

Come back tomorrow and try again.

I dare you!

You look kind of pale, scaredy.

Kind of like you're gonna cry.

Are you gonna cry?

[Evil laugh]

Some days I love this job.

Aaagh! Ha ha ha! Whee!

Scaredy: I don't get it, dave.

I've never seen nestor this grumpy before.

What about the time I filled the granola bins

With kitty litter?

We don't talk about that, remember?

Baaaad.

Pfft! That's not so bad.

Of course it's bad. It's "bad"!

Oh, there's somethin' on the back.

Huh? My happy list.

See the top of mount balsa,

Laugh until I cry, cry until I laugh,

Spend a day with country music sensation nash nutley.

Nash nutley?! I love that guy!

Dave, these are all the things nestor's always wanted to do!

He's never done them and that's why he's grumpy.

If we make nestor happy,

He'll give me a good grade for sure!

This granola is awesome!

It is granola, right?

Hey, nestor,

I was thinking of climbing mount balsa later,

And I wa- hope you fall off.

Good talkin' to ya!

Nestor! [Squawks]

I've got two front row tickets

To the whales on motorbikes stunt show tomorrow.

Stick 'em in your blow hole!

Hey, buddy!

There's this mexican wrestling thing tonight and-

Hope you get flattened like a fajita.

Uh, a little help here? Hello?

Oh boy! Best-friend-in-a-can!

Agh! Getting nestor to do this stuff

Is harder than I thought.

It's time to get creative!

You know what that means, right?

No!

[Sighs] come on.

Perfect.

I look just like nash nutley!

[In a drawl] whaddaya think, pardner?

Dave: not bad!

Now, should I wear the blue heels,

Or the pink loafers?

Dave, meeting a fairy princess

Is not on nestor's list.

What? Who doesn't dream of meeting a fairy princess?

Fine, wear the costume.

Just make the phone call.

Nestor: if you don't like it,

You can come back tomorrow and try again.

I dare you!

Mildred: [rumbling belch]

Love it. I give this grade an a+.

Nestor: wait just a minute! Don't you-

[Angry squawk]

Back to work! That's an order!

[Door slams] and slam the door on the way out!

Yeah! [Phone rings]

Stash "n" hoard! What do you want?

Dave: hello, mr. Nestor?

This is... Dave.

Dave? Scaredy's annoying friend dave?

Granola dave?

No! I'm-i'm a dave that you've never met before.

As a matter of fact, my real name is dave-id.

What can I do for you, dave-id?

You have won our... Uh...

Bi-daily birthday contest thingy!

I never entered a contest thingy.

Then aren't you lucky, mr. Nestor!

First prize is getting to hang out

With nash nutley for a day!

What's second prize?

Uh...

A pointing... Pointer?

A pointing pointer.

I don't have time for this.

Eh, I guess it's over.

Scaredy: no, sir.

I reckon that boy's afraid of fun.

Sometimes ya gotta shove people into happiness.

But some of this stuff is pretty scary!

Dave, nothing, and I mean nothing,

Is as scary as a bad performance review!

Howdy, partner! You must be nestor!

Yeah. And who are you?

Nash nutley.

Nash. Nash nutley.

I am. Th-that's who I am.

[Clears throat]

Oh, mr. Nutley. Pleasure to meet you.

No! I'm here to pick you up.

We got a big to-do list of adventures,

So come on, amigo!

Your chariot awaits!

Nestor: a log-o-sine!

I've always dreamed of riding in one of these!

Thought so.

But who'd watch the store?

I can't just run off with ever country singer

Who walks in here, you know.

Hmm... You think about that. I'll be right back.

Hi, nestor. I'll watch the store.

Go have fun! Have a happy day!

I guess I could, but-

So everything's arranged then, let's g-

Scaredy! Don't mess this up or-

I won't, nestor. Ge-go get happy!

C'mon, nestor, the log-o-sine awaits.

Hmm.

Mildred, I'm off to save my performance review.

You're in charge of the store.

[Burps loudly] go get em', nutley.

Woo hoo!

Scaredy: ride in a log-o-sine - check.

One step closer to a happy nestor,

And one step closer to a better performance review.

How 'bout a little breakfast before we start our day, amigo?

Sure! I could go for a little something.

How 'bout a lotta sump'n?

That is one giant cake!

Yep, and it's all yours.

The 780th layer is chocolate watermelon-bacon.

My favourite.

Eat a thousand-layer cake: check.

Now, mr. Nash,

I can't be gone from the store too long.

Keep yer horses in yer stable, partner.

That scare d. Squirrel has got it all under control.

Mildred: [belches] hatton: [belches]

[Belches]

All: [belch]

[Belching]

That squirrel must be

One of your most valuable employees!

Mm. Maybe.

But sometimes his displays are a little too-

Scaredy: perfect? Beautiful? Ingenious?

Tall, distracting, colourful.

He sounds very creative, and you're lucky to have me,

Uh, it, uh, him on staff.

Dave: sorry! Student driver!

Scaredy: sorry bout that, pardner!

Anywho, here's our first stop!

Scaredy: top o' the world, nestor!

Nestor: I suppose I've seen uglier places.

Now you can tell all yer friends

That you made it to the top of mount balsa!

Nestor: yeah, I guess so.

Chy-eck!

Now what, nash?

We're gonna... [Gulps] parachute down!

Skydiving?

Yep! [Hyperventilating]

A happy nestor equals a good performance review.

What did you say?

I said one, two, three, jump!

Waaaaggghhhhh!

How do we slow down?

Pull the rip cord!

Aaaaghh!

Hey, guys! I took out the parachutes

So you could go faster!

Nestor: [giddy, panicked sounds]

Hey, don't be cryin', pardner, we're alive!

I'm not crying, I'm laughing!

That was great!

So what's next? Huh?

I'm up for anything!

Scaredy: mexican wrasslin'!

Save a cat from a tree!

Dave: ahhaahhahaha!

Scaredy: save a tree from a cat!

[Fighting sounds]

Visit rockhenge!

So amazing and flat-looking!

Thank you, nash, this was an incredible day!

You should also thank that scare d. Squirrel,

Takin' care of the store and all.

We'll see about that!

Drop me off at the store.

[Gasps] the store? Really?

Uh, you don't want to drive around the block a few times?

I-i'm sure that's on the list!

Nope, the store.

I gotta go, nestor. I got me a dentist concert!

Concert for my dentist!

Davey-anne will take you back to the store.

[Whispers] slowly!

[Licks, humming happily]

Sorry! I promise to return it!

Nash nutley stole my stroller!

Fantastic.

[Stroller squeaks]

Ahhhhhh!

[Loud thud] whaaaaat?!

Mildred: [belching]

[Stash "n" hoard employees take turns belching loudly]

You can let me off here, my good lady.

[Licking]

[Whooshing]

[Licking]

[Groans]

Scaredy! Have you been laying around all day?

Nestor, did you have a good day?

Wow! What? Sounds great!

Now, about my performance review.

[Squawks] you get an f!

What? Wait!

You just completed everything on your happy list.

How can you still be grumpy?

Happy list? What are you talking about?

This is momma's happy birthday wish list!

Where did you get this?

You gave it to me!

I wanted to help,

So I pretended to be nash nutley and-

Please change my grade, nestor. Please!

I'll do anything! Anything!

Hmm...

Aaagh! Ha ha ha!

Weeeee!

Dave, nestor changed my grade!

Bad plus? Way to go, scaredy!

And we only have to do him one small favour.

[In girl voice] happy birthday, mrs. Nestor's mom!

Next stop, top of mount balsa!

I've always wanted to go there.

You don't say.

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[Struggling sounds]

[Knocks]

Oh, come on, dave. [Knocks]

[Wobbly sound, bones crack]

I don't think I'm home yet.

Now I am.

Ungh! [Knocks]

Come on in, scaredy!

Unnngggh...

Who's the present for?

You've got one guess!

Hmm... Ooh, my couch?

Happy birthday, chester!

You're 53 today! [Flies buzz]

Or is it 8?

They grow up so fast.

Dave, it's your birthday!

Nuh-uh!

I set the microwave timer for my birthday,

And it says I've still got 12 [beeps], 12 [beeps],



It's today! The gift is for you!

It's so big!

Is it inflatable underpants?

A marshmallow rocket ship?

A collection of endangered cheeses?

A k*ller asteroid?

Onion-flavoured ice cream?

A fart counting machine?

A box? I've already got one of these.

[Giggling] look inside!

An envelope?

Open it!

[Reading] for dave: one super-duper

Do-anything-on-your-birthday certificate.

My treat.

Scaredy! What should we do? What should we do?

Anything you want, buddy!

Ooh! Give me a sec to think!

Got it! No, wait.

[Bulb squeaks and dings]

I know what we've gotta do!

My favourite restaurant in the whole universe.

Chuckin' charlie's chili hut!

Wow, dave! This is actually a nice place!

I'm so excited!

Scaredy: hi. Can we get some menus plea-





Wow. Okay.

Um, can we get some napkins...?

Napkins? Ha! Hilarious!

Scaredy's never been here before.

Yeah, um, they don't do napkins here.

Well, luckily I brought my super utility napkin!

Scaredy, wait!

Should have mentioned this earlier,

The food doesn't go in you...

All customers: food fight!

It goes on you!

[Food splats]

Agh! My shirt has a stain!

[Screams]

Now your stain has a shirt!

Dave: leave no spot unspotted!

[Food sputters]

Dave! Make it stop!

Stop the best birthday of my life? Nuh-uh.

Incoming!

[Splat]

Woo-hoo! Good times!

Not for scaredy, but good times!

Cheque please!

Dave: for my next birthday,

We gotta do the all-you-can throw buffet.

And kids under six get splattered for free! Yeah.

Anything for my best buddy!

I'm just glad I have a year to recover.

Whoa! What in the name of walnuts did we order?

Uh...has anyone seen my wallet?

It must have fallen out during the food fight.

Oh, what's it look like?

Shiny, silvery, wallety.

Charlie: yee-haw!

Did I hear someone say it was their birthday

Over here?

Dave: me! Me! Me!

Well then... Chili cake, on the house!

Yay! It burns, but in a happy way!

Hi. Hey. Are you the manager?

Yep, charlie!

Owner of this here eatin' place!

Looks like y'all had some food-flingin' fun!

Yeah, um, about that.

I seem to have lost my wallet.

Oh, that's too bad.

I mean really too bad.

I can come back tomorrow and-

[Laughing]

Heh heh-heh heh?

[Laughing]

Ha ha-ha ha ha?

[Laughing]

Ha-ha-ha ha ha?

[Laughing, chokes, coughs up a hairball]

[Imitates laughing, choking, and coughing up a hairball]

At chuckin' charlie's, nobody eats for free!

Uh, well, technically,

We didn't actually eat anything, we just-

Squirrel, you're gonna work off this bill right now!

Lady customer: ow!

Well, I guess that's fair. What do I have to do?

You're gonna have to clean all those dishes.

Really?

You had me at clean.

Need any help, scare?

Nope, I'm on it!

That is one deranged squirrel.

Clean them dishes!

Yes, sir, angry cat, sir!

[Flies buzz]

Charlie: you're not leavin' til them plates

Is clean enough to eat off of!

[Whistling]

I thought I told you to wash them dishes!

You sure did, and I'm done!

That's impossimible!

What?

[Heavenly choir sings, sparkling gleam tinkles]

I ran out of dish soap so I made some.

Little lemon juice, warm water, baking soda,

Then I was right back to it.

Yes, I see.

Well, looks like my work here is done!

Pleasure meeting you, charlie.

Charlie: now hold on there, dishy magoo!

I never said we was even-steven!

But I thought-

Well, I pay by the hour,

And you only worked about 30 seconds!

Yeah, but-

Hey! Are you disagreein' with my mathemascience?

No?

Good. Cuz there's tables to be waitered.

Now follow me!

Oh, brother.

Now get to it!

Maybe they'll be too busy throwing food at each other

To even- [splat]

And I got chili in my underwear.

[Laughs] fun, huh?

Now get back out there!

Looks like they're ready to throw dessert!



[Sighs]

[Food splats, dishes shatter]

Customers: [gasp]

[Muffled mumbling]

Huh? Don't talk with your mouth full, son!

I said, I think that's the last customer.

So we're even, right?

Nope! You still owe me a whack of cash.

How much is a whack?

Let me see here...

[Tv channels change]

I dunno, it's just a whack!

You'll be done when I say you is!

That doesn't seem-

Hey! You saw me do the calcumulation!

But that's a remote control!

Beat it, chimichanga,

Or you'll be late

For your shift here tomorrow!

[Sighs]

Charlie: [evil laugh]

I done got myself one heck of a free employee!

And one heck of a free wallet!

[Evil laugh]

Dave: hey, scaredy! How'd it go?

[Splat]

Ooh! You got take-out.

Dave, I can't go back to that job;

It's crazy!

[Licks] I dunno.

You're much more delicious this way.

You know what I need?

Garlic bread?

No. A plan.

Yes! A plan...

And some garlic bread.

Tonight, I'm gonna do chuckin' charlie's my way.

Whoa! Hands off my lucky statue!

Never touch that.

Hear me? Never!

Okay. Um, charlie,

What, uh, where are the other waiters?

Fired 'em.

I figure with someone as fast as you,

I don't need them chili slowpokes!

So I'm the only waiter?

Now we's gonna be real busy tonight,

So keep on your game

Or you'll be here till next tuesday!

I'll be napping in the back if you need me.

Now git, git, git!

Oh, I'll git all right!

I'll git faster than anyone's ever gitten!

Here you go, and here you...go!

[Food splatters and sloshes]

[Food clangs in the pot]

Hey, we're perfectly clean.

Worst anniversary ever!

[Food splatters and sloshes]

[Scaredy hums happily]

[Bears growl]

Rabbit kids: yay!

Time to go from dressy to messy...

In 3! 2! 1! Chuck!

[Motor whirs]

[Laughs] and that's what we call scaredy style!

Charlie: what in the name of flyin' chili chunks

Do you think you're doin'?

Making things more efficient.

[Whirs]

This is chuckin' charlie's chili hut,

Not clean irene's canteenaurant!

But...

Now there's no mess, no fuss, and look!

Everyone's leavin' cuz o' you!

How about I throw some leftover meatloaf at you

When we get home?

It's too late, the night is ruined.

Customers: I'm never ever coming back! Where's my wallet!?

Squirrel, you just lost me a thousand customers!

Um, it was more like 10.

Ten thousand customers?

And you owe me for every one of 'em.

And for all them dishes you broke!

I didn't break any di-

[Dishes shatter]

Oh.

Whoa! Hey now! Don't touch that statue!

What's so special about it?

Charlie: stop that! Put it down!

[Gasps] you've been stealing wallets from your customers!

"Stealin'" ain't a pretty word.

I prefer "borrowed forever"!

You're a bad, bad cat, charlie. Bad cat!

I'm taking these wallets

And returning them to their owners.

Whoa now, amigo.

First you gotta get out this door.

Who's gonna stop me?

Me. I thought that was kinda obvious

By the way I just locked the door.

Oh no, no. I got that.

I was trying to be intimidating

By suggesting you couldn't stop me.

Hmm. Uh, you wanna try that again?

Who's gonna stop me?

Better.

[Showdown music]

[Growls]

Agh!

[Angry murmuring]

Huh?

Listen up, everybody!

Chuckin' charlie's been stealing your wallets!

[Angry shouting]

I was gonna start a wallet store!

You can't just go around taking people's money.

There's money in them wallets?

Dave: get him, scaredy!

Heh heh. Am I movin' too fast for ya?

[Laughs]

Whoa! Ahhh!

[Food splats]

[Cheering]

Come out, come out, wherever you is.

[Gasps] is that a-

Chili hose? [Laughs]

Yes, it is.

That is a serious violation of balsa city

Ordinance fire codes.

Balsa city ordinawhatwho?

[Evil laugh, chokes]

Oh, your time is up, squirrel. I win.

[Chili splatters and sloshes]

Well, I'll be a monkey's-

[Splatters and sloshes]

[Cheering]

This ain't over, you little-

Scaredy: your goose is cooked, charlie.

It's closin' time.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I've got some wallets to return.

Crowd: [wild cheering]

[Sloshes]

[Splat]

Crowd: ew!