01x11 - Lumber Jack Day / Suggestion Box Blues

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Feel free to use the next commercial break

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[Humming]

Ow! Would you like a can of leftovers-in-a-can, sir?

Ow! 'Kay.

Here you go.

[Sloshes]

Sounds like...leftover stew and cabbage rolls.

Don't like it!

Macaroni and cheesecake - hate it!

How can you tell just by-

There! 63 Rows up, 2nd from the left!

[Wind gusts]

C'mon, brussel sprouts! Feeling lucky!

Ohhhh-kay.

[Safety clamp clicks]

[Wind gusts]

[Sighs]

Nestor: attention!

[Cans rumble and clink] ahhhhhh!

Tim-berrrrrrrrrr!

Nestor: this monday the store will be closed

For the annual lumberjack day holiday!

[Sniffs] changed my mind.

Lumberjack day!

My favourite day of the year.

A day when everyone should-

Hatton: do absolutely nothing.

I do less than nothing on lumberjack day!

I sleep in, get up,

Take a nap, roll over, and go back to bed!

Sounds exhausting!

No, it's called lumberjack day because-

Nestor: because some guy named jack lumbered around...

I think.

Who cares? It's a day off. [Belch]

Hey! Lumberjack day isn't...

You guys have the wrong...

It's all about... Where did you...

I can't believe it, dave!

Nobody knows the true meaning of lumberjack day!

I do!

It's when you dress up as log

And roll from house to house.

Or is that log awareness day?

Dave, the citizens of balsa need a history lesson

And I am going to give it to them!

Oh! Oh! I wonder if my log costume still fits!

[Sighs]

Scaredy: thank you all for coming.

Wow! This is quite the turnout.

I thought it was bingo night.

Yeah. Me too!

This is more important than bingo!

Crowd: [gasps] what?

Is it parcheesi?

Um, no. Put on your 3d glasses...

Now!

This is the story of lumber jack.

During the seven second w*r of 1777,

Lumber jack battled the invading termites.

When that didn't work,

Jack handed out flyers to the termites

For free swimming lessons.

Turns out termites can't swim.

Termite: help!

Scaredy: jack went on to build the great city of balsa,

Resting only to eat pancakes and whittle friendship sticks.

And that's what the giant tree

Outside of city hall symbolizes.

I always thought it symbolized a tree.

And that's why this monday

We should celebrate lumberjack day properly.

Crowd: [cheering]

Hatton: let's fill the town with termites!

Scaredy: um, no, that's not-

We should cut down the old balsa tree!

No. No-no.

I'm gonna wax my chest!

What? Stop!

Didn't you hear any of what I said?

Can we eat pancakes and stuff?

Yes! Yes you can!

Can we sing the lumberjack song?

Yes! See, now you're getting it!

Mayor runswell: ahh, thank you, squirrel, for showing us

How lumberjack day should be celebrated.

[Laughing and clapping]

You're welcome, mayor runswell.

Now, on to more serious matters.

Under the n, 44. N-44.

Anyone... Hm? Anyone?

All right, richard, I'm off to go-

Reporter: so join me tomorrow

For a three hour lumberjack day special

Brought to you by hacksaw deodorant.

Smelling like a lumberjack shouldn't be this easy.

[Coughs] oh! Oh! Wow!

Who would buy that?

Oh, well, I guess you're getting into the spirit.

[Whistling]

Happy lumberjack day eve.

Paddy: [rapping] ♪ chop, choppy, choppy... All day long ♪

♪ So break it down, yo!

♪ He was a lumberjack

♪ From outer space

♪ Fightin' the dinosaurs

♪ All up in his face

♪ They ran away and then jack became ♪

♪ A shoe salesman

♪ 'Cuz that's his game! Stop. ♪

♪ It's axe time!

[Crowd cheers] that's all wrong!

Buy my new holiday album in stores today.

That's not what lumberjack day is about!

Mayor runswell: thank you, paddy.

Tomorrow morning will be the biggest shopping day

Balsa city has ever seen!

And tonight, for a small fee,

Children can have their photo taken with...

The lumberjack day jack rabbit!

There was no lumberjack day jack rabbit.

And that is a cat!

And as if that wasn't enough...

We're also selling chocolate axes for $1 each!

Who wants one?!

All: me! Me!

Hatton: ow! Why would you do that?!

Um... [Awkwardly] hooray for balsa!

[Wild cheering]

Stores open at 6 a.m., Folks, so get some zzzz's!

I know that I will... Sleep like a "log"!

[Laughter]

I've had enough.

Aahhhhhhhhhh!

Ahhhh!

[Groans]

Hatton: lumberjack day sale tomorrow!

All prices will be chopped!

Scaredy: what?!

Not here too!

Overpriced flannel!

Scaredy, I need you to work a double shift tomorrow!

No, triple shift! No, quadruple shift!

It's going to be a zoo in here!

But were closed tomorrow.

Not anymore!

It's going to be our busiest day ever! Ever!

Scaredy! Aaggh!

Why so upset, scare?

Dave, lumberjack day

Isn't suppose to be about buying stuff.

Check out my cool new hat!

If you want one you better move fast!

They're selling like hotcakes!

Get it?

[Sighs] yes, dave, I get-

Because they are hotcakes.

Don't you see this is all wrong?

Come on, I'll show you

What's happening to the town.

Official lumberjack day flyers on sale - half price.

"Everything must go." Hmm.

Everything must go.

Dave, this is a sign!

Good, this is a sign!

And this is a rock.

That's a tree.

That's a bad drinking fountain.

To save this holiday,

We have to take away

Everything that's wrong with it!

But isn't that stealing?

No. Whew!

Dave, we've got to save lumberjack day.

Again!

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[Wind howls]

[Wheezing and grunting]

That was a cinch!

Everyone will see.

It will come without rap songs,

It will come without flannel,

It will come without ads on the tv channel.

All right, the sun will be up soon;

We should get moving.

[Gasps]

Dave! We're suppose to give those back.

Now we can go back into town

And show everyone how to really celebrate.

[Yawns] you go... I'll just... [Snore]

Okay then, I'm off to save lumberjack day!

It's a disaster. A-a disaster!

Scaredy: hang on, everyone, calm down.

All is not lost.

You're right, it was stolen.

Or maybe the people who took it

Were just trying to teach everyone else a lesson and-

Hey, what could this be?

Sweet acorns!

Enough batter to make 10,000 lumberjack day pancakes?

What is this doing here?

[Sizzling]

We should have a lumberjack pancake breakfast!

What do you say?

Crowd: awesome! [Cheering]

Buck: I could eat ten of these!

Oh, and look!

We can all sit on those log benches

That have mysteriously shown up overnight!

I could eat ten of these!

[Whirring]

I'm makin' the pancakes!

Now all we need are some lumberjack songs!

[Belch]

[Strums a tune]

[Wild cheering]

Mayor runswell: I'm proud of you.

You saved lumberjack day.

[Wind gusts, wild cheering in distance]

Wow! Scaredy, did it!

Woo-hoo!

This is so moving.

This is so moving!

Scaredyyyyy!

Now this is what lumberjack day is all about!

Dave: sttooppp iittt!

Ahhhhhhh!

No!

Ahhhh!

Scaredy: uh-oh! Dave: bad!

Dave: what are we gonna do?

Scaredy: quiet! I bet no one knows we're in here.

[Angry groans]

Scaredy, dave: surprise?

Mayor runswell: start talkin'.

Funny story... His idea!

Happy lumberjack day?

[Thwack] get him!

Eeeeee! Ahhhhhh!

[Angry shouting]

I hope things don't get this out of hand on tuba day.

[Shocked gasps]

Hey, that's right!

Tuba day is only a week away.

We should start planning.

I'll lead the tuba parade.

I'll sell commemorative tuba-toothpaste.

I'm gonna wax my chest!

Wait. Stop!

That isn't how you celebrate tuba day.

Tuba day is about-

[Angry growls]

Those were all great ideas.

Mayor runswell: let's get started!

Phew! I was worried that you were going to-

Empty the sled, dave.

We're going to save tuba day!

[Sighs]

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[Bike bell dings]

So I fit both sandwiches in my nose

And won the bet.

Some of your stories are gross.

But cool too, right? Cool and gross?

[Splash]

Ewwww.

[Splashing] hey.

Whatcha doin'?

Adding another brilliant idea

To my super-duper store improvement booklet.

Clear up puddle in front of store.

They'll be all right. Maybe.

[Thud, bell dings]

Reinstall bike rack to ground.

Every time I fill a new booklet,

I give it to nestor

And he takes it to a secret meeting.

[Evil laugh]

Imagine how great the store could be

If everyone had a super-duper improvement booklet.

Yeah, too bad the store doesn't have a hint hamper

Or a proposal urn.

Maybe a constructive criticism cupboard or-

A suggestion box!

A sugga-what-a-box?!

To the workshop!

[Thud, bell dings]

[expl*si*n]

[Tools whirr, hiss, and hammer]

[Tools whirr, hiss and hammer]

You done? Clogs!

Can I get to work now?

Fine, you don't get a pair.

Just think of all the suggestions.

This box will usher in a new era safety and order!

The world's first "sugga-jest-ion box."

Did I say it right?

What did you write?

Something awesome.

[Hammering]

Nestor: scaredy! What are you doing?!

Putting up a suggestion box.

Here's a suggestion: take it down!

Dave: no. Nope. All wrong.

I'll show you how it works.

Take suggestion box down.

When you read that later, try and act surprised.

What?! Ungh!

What did you use to put this up?!

[Grunting]

Nestor: look at this, momma!

A suggestion box?

A container where magical ideas you didn't have before

Just show up

And make your world a better place.

Scaredy seems to think that-

Momma: I love it!

You do? Me too.

You were trying to tear it down.

I was just making sure that it was securely-

I hate it!

Momma: too bad! It stays!

Be careful what suggestions you make.

I will.

What are you guys whispering about?

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[Splat]

[Snoring]

[Whistling]

[Spray hisses]

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[Cart zooms by and crashes]

Ahhh!

Wait... Wait.

It's just jam. I'm okay.

Whew!

Nestor: okay, people, staff meeting!

There won't be many suggestions in here

So this shouldn't take too...ahhhhh!

Ahem! "Shopping cart traffic controller."

Signed scaredy.

Well, the aisles can get quite congested and-

Nestor: ahem! "Mittens and scarves for customers

In the frozen foods aisle.

Scaredy: ah! That was a good one.

Signed scaredy.

"Make everyone a shopper of the day."

Scaredy: it's nice to feel special.

Scaredy. Scaredy. Scaredy. Scaredy.

Are there any suggestions scaredy didn't write?

Ah, here's one... Fart.

[Dave farts]

Thanks for the suggestion!

Get out!

Well, that's the last time I try and improve the store.

[Farts again] nope, I lied.

Nestor: well, it's too bad these suggestions aren't very-

Make 'em happen.

But momma... All of them?

"All of them!"

Now, I have a session with a smiling coach!

He says I'm making progress!

[Glass shatters]

So get to it.

Since all these suggestions came from scaredy,

He'll be executing every single one.

Really?! Wow! I didn't expect that.

I didn't even prepare a speech.

First, I would like to thank nestor for believing in me.

I won't let you down.

I vow to get this store running

Like a well oiled efficiency machine!

I'd also like to thank the suggesters

Who came before me-

Nestor: meeting's over. Get out!

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[Whirring]

Rat girl: what day is it?

A brand new day at the stash 'n' hoard.

Ahh, tuesday.

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I've never seen such a shiny banana.

This is an apple. Isn't this your section?

Yeah. I feel shame.

One foot in each bag please.

[Mechanical whirring]

And no more dirt on the floor.

Boo-yah! Way easier than mopping!

You still have to mop.

See, heaviest at the bottom, squishiest on top.

It's easy!

[Belches]

[Blows whistle]

[Blows whistle]

[Splash]

In a figure 8 pattern, like this.

Now you try.

Arrghhh! Agh! Agh! Agh!

Better.

Hey, richard, work was awesome today.

I got to do all my suggestions

And the store is now 34% more efficient.

[Giggling] thank you.

I take your complete silence as support.

[Rooster crows]

Another suggestiriffic day at the stash 'n' hoard.

Everything is coming up- waaaaaa!

Aahhhhh!

Whoa! Buck that's not how I showed you.

You do it way better than me,

Maybe you should just take over the mopping.

Well, I guess I could, but-

Buck: wicked. Thanks, buddy.

Nestor: [over p.a.]: Clean up in the dairy aisle!

[Sighs]

Ow. Whoa!

Hey!

Hatton, like this.

[Spray hisses]

[Dryer whirs]

I can't do any of this!

I'll never get these oranges shiny.

Can't you just do it? Please?

Well, I could, but it's-

Hatton: thanks, scaredy.

Now I have more time for my whittling.

Your what?

My whittling.

I take wooden boats and carve 'em into harmonicas.

But hatton-

[Screaming in distance]

Be right back.

Ow! Ow! Why? Make it stop!

Oh no! Um...

Okay... Just... A...

Elderly turtle: you broke my eggs!

Scaredy: be right back.

I'm not paying for broken eggs.

Mildred! Eggs? At the bottom?

I put the eggs on top. But the bag was too full.

So i... Bang!

Is that wrong? [Belch]

Maybe you should do it.

I'd be happy to but-

Rabbit: ahhhhh! Help! The wheels are too fast!

Dave: way to grease those wheels, scaredy!

I'll be right back.

Ah, ah, ah, ah! More suggestions?

But, but, but i...

Come on, come on! Let's go, suggestion boy!

[Farts]

But the suggestion said fart. I just-

Mine. I did that. Up top.

Octopus: please! Let go of my legs!

[Cacophony of screams]

By the way,

Have you done any displays today?

Well... I... It's... Well, I was...

Dave: none that I've seen.

These suggestions are on top of your stacking job,

So get to it!

What about my eggs?

Rabbit: ahhhhh!

Scaredy: shopper of the dayyyyyy!

Bang!

Your eggs are leaking.

Nestor: [over p.a.] Three cart pile-up in aisle five.

Where was the traffic controller?

Scaredy: stop... [Weak groan]

[Exhausted] thanks again today shopping us.

Back soon next time.

Rabbit: ow!

[Splat]

Argh!

Clean up me!

There's a pretty bird face!

Momma agrees the suggestion box is a failure.

She's very angry.

Her face is stuck like that.

I'm very angry!

Tomorrow everything goes back to the way it was.

I win.

Bubbles.

Dave: I'm gonna take him home.

Scaredy: I really thought the suggestion box

Would improve the store.

[Sighs] I guess I was wrong.

Told you to go with a hint hamper,

But you wouldn't listen. Nooo...

[Bike bell dings]

Huh.

Tut tut. These go in last.

Personal experience.

Buck: mopping in figure 8's is so satisfying.

It's like dancing.

Well, what do you know...

Hatton: how'dya like these apples?

Scaredy: hey, hatton. What's going on?

Hatton: oh, hi scaredy.

When you left, we got so bored not doing stuff

We started taking your suggestions.

You did?! You really did?!

Three cheers for being lazy then bored.

Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip h*-

Nestor: what are you smiling at?!

Get to work! Stop it! Stop smiling! Agh!

Dave: ♪ it's scaredy squirrel's safety corner ♪

♪ Scaredy's in corner and he's safe ♪

Today we're going to talk about the dangers of-

Momma: smiling!

There's no danger in smiling.

Don't you know if you make a funny face

It might stay like that?

Yeah, but smiling isn't a funny face.

Can be.

Funny. Funny. Funny. Funny.

Either way, if your face is going to freeze,

Why not go with a smile.

See. Where's the danger in this?

You're fired.

There's your danger. Fired! Fired! [Laughing]

Dave, finish the show without me.

Mrs. Nestor's mom, wait!

Momma: you're fired!

I've never ended the show alone before... Uh...

So I'm not really fired, which is good new-eeeewww!

I panicked.