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05x07 - Turning Up the Heat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "BattleBots". Aired: August 23, 2000 – May 25, 2023.*
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Show is an adaptation of the American Robot Wars competitions hosted in the mid–late 1990s by Marc Thorpe, in which competitors design and operate remote-controlled armed and armored machines designed to fight in an arena combat elimination tournament.

05x07 - Turning Up the Heat

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[robots whirring]

robot: Robots activate.

[music playing]

[cheering]

welcome to
"battlebots," the show

that equips powerful robots
with deadly weaponry.

What could possibly go wrong?

Unless you've seen any
sci-fi movie, like, ever.

With me is a man who could
have his own action franchise,

ufc legend and fight
analyst, kenny florian.

Chris, thank you very much.

They could call me
the beardinator.

Uh, I was thinking
the mandi-florian?

Ooh, I love that.

I like it. - All right.

All of our builders,
they're going

to need to use
the force tonight,

as we close in on the end
of the qualifying rounds.

After that, the
selection committee

picks the 32 most-lethal
contenders for the "battlebots"

world championship tournament.

Kenny florian: Yeah, chris.

And with so much
competition for those spots,

a loss by any of tonight's
teams could be crippling

to their tournament hopes.

With only one or
two fights left,

this is one of
their last chances

to prove they belong
among the best.

Chris rose: So in many
ways, these final qualifying

matches are the most important.

And they better impress.

Or it's bye-bye bot.

And I can't wait another minute.

So let's take a look at
tonight's fight card.

[beeps]

we've got a bevy of bots eager
to leave a lasting impression.

Including our friend john
reid, from jolly old England,

and his not-so-friendly
hammer bot,

beta ready to
unleash that weapon

against perhaps the cutest
robot we've ever seen, rusty.

Kenny florian:
Builder dave eaton

charmed us all in
rusty's debut win

over fellow rookie sporkinok.

But this match-up is his
toughest challenge yet.

A win over beta would
be a shocking upset

for the junkyard underdog.

Chris rose: Also
on tap, a big one.

Literally, as mammoth
takes on hypershock.

Kenny florian: Mammoth
is even bigger this year.

Builder ricky willems
and his brother michael

have added four inches
to the gigantic bot.

And in its first
fight, even huge

found itself outmatched against
mammoth's towering size.

On the other side of the box
is will bales, and hypershock.

Kenny florian: Yeah, will
bales is a veteran builder

who always puts on a good show.

But his bot got
absolutely torched

by gruff the last time out.

And will needs to bounce
back in a big way.

Chris rose: Speaking of
gruff, it's our main event.

Fresh off that impressive
knock out of hypershock,

builder sam mcamis believes
that this year's gruff

is ready to go the distance.

Kenny florian: But first, it
has to get through whiplash.

Captain matty vasquez
is feeling the heat

after an opening-night
loss to sawblaze.

The vasquez family
needs a victory

here to keep their plans for a
deep tournament run on track.

Chris rose: Lots
to look forward to.

But we're going to kick things
off with two desperate bots,

hungry to prove
that they deserve

a spot in the round
of 32, axe backwards

and captain shrederator.

Time is running out.

And tonight is their
best opportunity

to turn their seasons around.

[crowd cheering]

all right.

Well, let's get
this party started.

Faruq, it's all you.

Faruq tauheed:
Ladies and gentlemen,

it's robot fighting time!

[cheering]

[music playing]

in the blue square,
from palm city, florida,

you're about to
get lumberjacked!

It's axe backwards!

[cheering]

chris rose: All
right, kurt durjan.

Under that mask he's
still got to be smiling.

He loves getting out there
with this huge drum spinner.

Kenny florian: It
looks like he has

a new configuration tonight.

Gone are those axes we
saw in the first fight.

Instead, he's going with
that big metallic wedge,

hoping he can drive that
thing under the shrederator

and get them up in the air.

Chris rose: After getting
knocked out once already,

axe backwards can't
afford another loss here.

[cheering]

[music playing]

faruq tauheed: In
the red square,

from ormond beach, florida,
better shred than dead.

It's captain shrederator!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: Brian nave told
us that full-body spinner only

takes two seconds to get to a
dangerous speed, five seconds

to get to full speed.

Will it finally do what
it's intended to do?

Kenny florian: Yeah, it feels
like they're at a crossroads.

We see shrederator every season.

And we hear him talk about
what this bot might do.

But in the last five years,
he has 2 wins and 10 losses.

At some point, potential needs
to translate into performance.

So this is put-up or
shut-up time for brian nave.

Thanks, brother.

[cheering]

we built a wedge
tonight for shrederator.

We're going to try and feed that
to him if we have to hit him.

I'm actually hoping to like,
kite him into the wall.

I want him to try to ram me.

But I'm going to stay close
to the wall the whole time.

Because I know he's his
own worst enemy if he

hits the wall instead of me.

I think it's going to be
a race to see who burns up

and catches on fire first.

One race I don't want to
win. [laughs] but you know,

he's had a horrible
run of bad luck.

I mean, I've had a
horrible run of bad luck.

Let's... you know, maybe it's
the curse of the florida man,

I don't know.

His is more flammable than mine.

So I'm hoping for a
big fire over there.

[cheering]

oh yeah!

Do it!

Robot: Robots activate.

[cheering]

kenny florian: All right,
our bot whisperer, pete,

what do you have on
brian nave's bot?

Peter abrahamson: So I was back
in the pits with brian earlier.

And they had stripped this
bot down to the bare frame.

They were taking
apart gearboxes,

motors, rebuilding brushes.

But they've gotten deep into it.

He's really hoping he's sussed
out some of the problems.

He doesn't feel he'd be spinning
as fast as he wants to be.

But he should be
spinning fast enough

for those nice big exposed
wheels on axe backwards.

Chris rose: All right,
pete, thank you.

One of these veterans
will get win number 1.

[cheering]

robot: Blue team, ready.

You ready?

Are you ready? Are you ready?

[booms]

[laughs]

[cheering]

robot: Red team, ready.

Spin to win, baby.

This time for real.

[booms]

[cheering]

yeah, shrederator!

[music playing]

chris rose: Two
bots, three minutes.

Destroy or be destroyed.

[chanting "fight!"]

let's do some work!

You can do it, you say.

You got it, girl.

Chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

Looks like both bots
are going to give

each other time to spin up.

Axe backwards, kind of
hugging the rails like kurt

said they would.

And here comes shrederator.

[slams]

now a couple of jabs to the
wheels of axe backwards.

[booms]

oh!

And a huge collision that
sends both bots flying

into the side of the box!

Kenny florian: That's what
axe backwards wanted, chris.

But shrederator
already recovered!

Chris rose: And how about
axe backwards shaking it up?

Back into the action
with that flaming wedge!

[booms]

both: Whoa!

Chris rose: Shrederator
goes flying!

Kenny florian: That was a
great job by axe backwards,

getting underneath
captain shrederator.

And he has him right
where he wanted him.

But he missed that shot, chris.

Chris rose: Yeah, if he gets
in anywhere near the screws,

that is trouble for shrederator.

And axe backwards, very much
on the offensive on this one.

Captain shrederator, looking
for space to spin up!

Kenny florian: Yeah, that wedge
is working very well for them

here, allowing them to go
head to head, just like that,

and survive these impacts.

[slamming]

chris rose: A glancing
blow from shrederator!

And now on the attack, going
for those exposed wheels!

Kenny florian: Oh!

Chris rose: Axe backwards
is on the ropes!

We got a wheel!

Kenny florian: Uh-oh!

[booms]

whoa!

Another huge shot!

Axe backwards, dealing with
some damage to those wheels.

But how about these
two bots going at it?

They are not one-hitter
quitters tonight.

Chris rose: Axe backwards,
doing a really good job

of staying squared up to
captain shrederator, even

with that lack of mobility.

Uh-oh.

Kenny florian: That
was a brilliant move

right there by brian nave.

He's driving extremely well.

Chris rose: Axe backwards
takes him into the wall.

But now it's... oh!

No!

Kenny florian: And
the fight is over.

Chris rose: That will do it!

[laughs]

yeah!

Man, they broke that bolt off.

Ref: 10!



Chris rose: Well, the
fight is over when

your bot stops moving! Ref: 8!



Chris rose: So I'm
guessing without a wheel,

the deal is sealed! Ref: 6!





Chris rose: And for brian nave,
everyone stand and salute!

Because the captain is back!

Bro! Captain shrederator 3!





[cheering]

good job!

I got a win!

[cheering]

wow.

That was ok.

That's ok.

Yeah!

We got it!

Ah!

It ran!

Yeah!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: A lot of good
action in this one, kenny.

Kenny florian: I thought so.

Excellent fight.

Both bots really
had their moments.

And you know, even
though kurt durjan

wasn't able to get the win,
he had some some great moments

in this fight.

Showed some good durability.

Took some big hits.

Was you know, still clicking
there almost to the very end.

But again, once you
lose one of those tires,

just the design of
the bot, is just a...

It's just a big vulnerability.

Chris rose: Two things
really impressed

me about captain shrederator.

First of all, the reliability.

Kenny florian: Yep.

Chris rose: Because sometimes
he'll dish out huge hits.

But it recoils and takes
care of themselves as well.

And then the driving ability.

So precise.

You know, when he went after the
tires, things of that nature.

Kenny florian: And
that's the word, chris.

What a shot right there.

Chris rose: Wow.

Kenny florian:
Beautiful camera angle

of the removal of that tire.

He was surgical
out there, chris.

Chris rose: If he's
spinning, he's winning.

[cheering]

and check it out.

There's a live look at
captain shrederator.

Brian nave can't get that
thing to stop spinning.

All right, brian nave!

Hey!

How's it going?

Well, how's it going for you?

Hey, I told you it wasn't
going to quit, right?

[laughter]

it's still not quitting.

Chris rose: It is not.

Kenny florian: Another
little wacky thing going on.

What'd you think of the
performance of your bot

tonight?

You know, we've been fighting
all kinds of gremlins all week

long.

It's just been one thing
after another, one thing

after another.

I mean, we're so happy
we got to get to the end

of a fight for a change, right?

The captain put
out some big hits.

It was driving good.

The floor is slippery.

You know, the full-body
spinners are absolutely

the hardest robots to drive.

Because they want to drive
themselves all the time.

My partner jonathan, here, did
a great job running the spinner.

You know brian's working his
a*s over there in the pits.

And you know, it's just
really a team effort.

And it's a long time
coming, man, a long time.

Brian, it hasn't
been just this season.

It's been a frustrating
few seasons.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

And you've been very
open and honest about that.

How good does this feel?

It's like a huge weight
off your shoulders.

I mean, he's never
even seen a win.

Yeah. - First one.

- First one.
- You know?

First time we made it
to the end of a match.

Never, ah.

Our first win.

Ah, it feels great.

You know, we just
want to keep it going.

Do you feel like you've
turned a corner with your bot

at this point?

Or you still got
some work to do?

Well, every year I come
in here thinking it's

going to do great.

It's going to do great.

And then some crazy,
stupid little dumb thing.

Like what happened
in the first fight.

You never see him coming.

So like you know,
now it's stuck on.

Is it going to ruin the motors?
Is it going to?

What's it going to k*ll?

Don't worry, that thing should...

It should what, die in
about one or two hours?

I can look at the
voltage and tell you.

But it's still got
a little bit left.

Great.

Thanks so much.

Brian, congratulations.

Hey, thanks.

And turn that damn thing off!

[laughter]

spin to win, baby!

Yeah!

[cheering]

chris rose: All
right, coming up.

Speed racer versus
the bot eraser,

as p1 takes on copperhead,
coming up next on "battlebots."

if captain shrederator
ever stops spinning.

Turn!

It!

Off!

[laughter]

[robot whirs]

[robot whirs]

we are back on "battlebots."

he's kenny florian.

I am chris rose.

And we are just
scratching the surface

of tonight's loaded fight card.

Up next, a pair of robots coming
off a knockout in their first

fights of the season.

But let's start with copperhead.

Because he knocked off the
head of his opponent, gigabyte.

Impressive performance by
zach goff and his crew.

He told us before
the season, I'm

going to be disappointed if
we don't crack the top eight.

Uh, looks like
they're on their way.

Kenny florian: They
definitely are.

And you know, he still
felt that there was some,

you know, weaknesses in
their bot the first fight.

And they still
looked very strong.

That primary weapon is sick.

Chris rose: Did you just say...

Both:... Sick.

Ok.

Taking on p1 and
brandon zalinsky.

And these are a bunch
of kids from clemson.

They went winless,
last year's rookies.

But in an unaired fight earlier
this season, p1 actually

picked up its
first-ever "battlebots"

victory, knocking out chronos.

[bangs]

let's go!

Let's go!

Kenny florian: Yeah, p1 might
look like a formula one car.

But it was that hinge
flipper on the front

there that made the
difference against chronos.

Brandon was fired
up after that win.

It was a long time
coming for these guys.

They were really excited.

They felt relieved.

This fight though,
this is another level.

It could be a whole lot of fun.

Let's check it out.

Faruq, do what you do.

[cheering]

faruq tauheed: In the blue
square, from the loveland,

colorado, one bite
and you're dead!

It's copperhead!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: Kenny, that
drum spinner on copperhead

is lethal.

Kenny florian: Yeah, it sure is.

And they've upped the power
by 50% since last year.



Chris rose: Copperhead
looked very impressive

in knocking out gigabyte.

Another win here would
put them in great position

to claim a spot
in the tournament.

[cheering]

faruq tauheed: In the
red square, buckle up!

It's p1!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: There's
p1, looking like it

could hop over to a racetrack
after this for a few laps.

But brandon told
us that the driving

was actually a bit of a
problem in his first fight.

Kenny florian: Yeah, he
needs to be able to drive

with precision tonight.

Because he wants
to keep that ar500

steel wedge pointed at
copperhead to avoid getting

flipped.

[cheering]

so I think strategy for
p1, I'm going to try and take

the middle arena and just
stay focused on their robot,

not let them get
around to the side.

Because as long as I've got
my forks in his direction,

I'm going to be able
to get under him,

bite into that wedge,
and toss him to the air.

Copperhead is by
far the strongest

robot this team has ever faced.

We have these very long
forks that go into our wedge.

And we're going to try to
get in and get under the drum

and make him knock
himself up into the air.

A win over them would be huge
in kind of moving up the ranks

and essentially securing a
high seed in the round of 32.

[music playing]

[cheering]

robot: Robots activate.

[cheering]

chris rose: Kenny, other
than that sleek paint

job... oh, whoa.

Just lost a spoiler there.

It's aesthetic.

Leave it off.

Chris rose: What kind
of weapon does p1 have?

Kenny florian: There's a hinge
flipper built into that wedge.

So if p1 gets under
you, it can use

that thing to turn you over.

Which is exactly what
it did to chronos.

[cheering]

chris rose: Copperhead
looks ready to strike,

flanked by a couple
of slithering

nuisance spots on either side.

Robot: Blue team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

robot: Red team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

- you got this.
- Yep.

- Stay calm.
- Mhm.

Get him.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[buzzes]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

Oh, listen to that drum spin!

Kenny florian: Uh-oh.

Chris rose: Oh!

Hope p1 brought some anti-venom!

Are you serious?

Kenny florian: No, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.

Chris rose: Oh, no!

It's taken another shot.

And that's a real problem.

Kenny florian: Somebody
grab a tourniquet.

Sometimes it just be like that.

Chris rose: P1!

Snake bitten.

And zach goff, with another
impressive knockout!

Ref: 10! 9!

Chris rose: Zach, you the man!
Ref: 8!



Just too much power
there from copperhead.







Chris rose: Yeah,
the countdown is on.

Ref: 3!





That's a knockout, p1! [buzzer]

wow.

Chris rose: Copperhead!

Hey, what's better than 1 and 0?

Wow.

Chris rose: 2 and 0!

Zach?

Good job.

Good job.

Thanks.

[cheering]

pretty sick.

Yes!

[music playing]

chris rose: Pretty simple.

Zach goff, copperhead, dominant.

Kenny florian: Yeah,
just ridiculous.

I mean, this is like watching
tyson in his prime in the '80s.

And you're all excited
for this big fight.

And then one or two shots
later, the fight is over.

Chris rose: Zach said he thought
he could get underneath p1

and flip him up in the air.

Uh, mission accomplished.

Kenny florian: That drum
spinner is ferocious.

[cheering]

chris rose: Zach goff,
have you surprised yourself

through two fights so far?

Wow.

Yeah, that was a lot
quicker than I expected.

There's a pile of parts in
there, so it worked well.

You're mean, bro.

[laughs]

I know, I was just such a...
Such a... yeah, terrible person.

[laughter]

are you... are you excited
about what copperhead is doing

in the battlebox so far though?
- Yeah.

We're running great.

Like, ah, the bot
just felt perfect.

The drive was excellent.

The drum just got up to
speed without any hitches.

We're running 100% now.

So we're just k*lling it.

Is there another bot out
there that you'd like to face?

You know what?

I think we need to have an
old rivalry with black dragon.

Ooh.

We go way back to you know,


I always beat the
heck out of them.

And I'm sure they want a
chance to return the favor.

So you're calling them out.

You would like the
schedule makers

to put that one on the docket?

Yeah, let's let's
put black dragon in.

I like it.

Zach goff, congratulations,
as you improve to 2 and 0.

Woo!

Thank you.

[cheering]

yeah!

Woo!

Chris rose: All
right, coming up,

this might be the underdog
story of the season.

Can rusty continue
its winning streak

and pull off a w against
a veteran hammer bot beta?

That's next, on "battlebots."

[robot whirs]

[robot whirs]

we are back on "battlebots."

and up next, it's
a new fan favorite

against a legendary
favorite, rusty versus beta.

Let's start with beta.

Back from jolly old England,
captained by john reid,

beta's started their season
off with a controversial win

over rotator.

Kenny florian: Yeah.

Impeccable driving
in that first fight.

But they never used that hammer.

And it actually got sawed
off by rotator's blades.

So we've seen the speed
and agility out of beta.

But we are still waiting
to see the power.

And tonight, taking on rusty!

Led by david eaton.

It's just david eaton.

He's the only guy in the team.

He lives on his parents' farm.

And he said, this looks
good to build a robot.

This looks good
to build a robot.

He's just a dude that wanted
to fight on "battlebots."

let that be a lesson
to all of you.

And he's awesome.

Kenny florian: Yeah, absolutely.

He's another one
of these guys that

are really trying to do, you
know, a battlebot on a budget.

His bot has a lot
of personality.

He's got a lot of personality.

Love this guy.

Let's see if rusty
can survive, or pull

off the monumental upset.

Faruq, it's all you.

[cheering]

in the blue square,
from antioch, illinois.

It may look like a
toy, but it don't play.

Rusty!

[music playing]

[cheering]

chris rose: Knocked
out sporkinok

in its "battlebots" debut.

And yeah, dave eaton is a
one-man band, kenny florian.

Kenny florian: Yeah, he sure is.

And he has... - rusty!

Rusty!

Kenny florian:... A
chance tonight to really

make a name for himself.

We saw him use that
drill with some success

in his first fight.

But beta is a major
step up in competition.

We're going to find
out whether rusty

can hang with the big boys.

Chris rose: Hey, be
careful out there, rusty.

Keep that popcorn-bowl head on
a swivel, you know what I mean?

[cheering]

man: Go rusty! Woo!

Woo!

Faruq tauheed: In
the red square,

from oxford, united kingdom,
this bot's sure to nail it!

It's beta!

[cheering]

chris rose: Oh, john reid,
gabriel stroud, and beta.

Beta! Beta!

Beta!

Chris rose: They're gonna
"beata" the heck out of you

with that hammer head.

Kenny florian: Well, let's
hope they actually use

that hammer this time, chris.

John told us that they are
being very selective about when

they deploy that thing.

But at some point, you just got
to give the people what they

want, let that hammer drop.

Chris rose: Beta, looking to
hammer a rusty nail tonight.

Hopefully their tetanus
shots are up to date.

[cheering]

so my next fight is beta.

It's a beautiful robot.

It's kind of the polar opposite
of rusty, which is cool.

I got a new little
bit that I'm going

to run against beta, which
I think should do the trick.

Because he's got a lot of
exposed top area on his bot.

I'm going to have to stay
on my toes or my tracks.

And I'm going to
have to keep moving.

I'm going to try to get
in there and keep at him,

and get him to
fire up his weapon.

And I'm going to try to stay
out of the way of this weapon,

obviously.
Because it is quite powerful.

I think the strategy's going
to be get to the side of him.

We really, really want
to hammer his back.

He's got a really soft back.

I'm going to plunge
the hammer into it.

It's all that
aluminum on the top.

So hit it really hard.

That's where his gas bottle is.

So we take his gas bottle
out, that disables him.

[cheering]

crowd: Rusty!

Rusty!

Rusty!

Woo!

Woo!

Robot: Robots activate.

[cheering]

chris rose: All right, over
to our bot whisperer, pete.

What are you keeping
your eye on here?

Well, I'm really feeling
for dave, with rusty.

Because I mean, beta is one
of the original hammer bots.

It is super powerful.

And it's going to hit really
hard on that salad bowl.

I'm not sure if that pneumatic
drill on the end of the arm

is going to be able to punch
through the inside of beta

at all.

Robot: Blue team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

robot: Red team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

[music playing]

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[chanting "fight!"]

[buzzes]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

And here comes beta.

Already on top of rusty,
scooping him up, and oh!

Delivering him right
into the rails!

Kenny florian: Rusty's going to
be at a big speed disadvantage

in this fight, chris.

Beta is lightning fast.

Chris rose: Beta has
yet to fire that hammer

kenny florian: Uh-oh.

Chris rose: Rusty, trying to get
that spike to dig in to beta.

And here's rusty, with
some evasive maneuvers.

Catch me if you can.

And beta, on the attack.

Kenny florian: Rusty,
trying to get out of there.

Oh!

Rusty almost landed
a shot there.

Uh-oh.

Chris rose: But now, exposing
his backside to beta.

Oh! Uh-oh!

Kenny florian: He's behind you!
Chris rose: Uh-oh!

Both: Oh! Chris rose: Oh gosh!

Kenny florian: Oh.
Chris rose: Oh, he just...

Kenny florian: Yeah. - Lovely!

Chris rose: We're going to need
a proctologist after that one.

Kenny florian: Oh.
Yeah, that's not good.

Chris rose: There's
a major problem

on the back side of rusty.

Kenny florian: Well,
I'd moving a lot

slower if I got hit there too.

Chris rose: And
he's back for more.

Both: Oh!

Kenny florian: Jeez!

Chris rose: The brit's slammed
two crushing blows with beta!

And the top side of rusty,
looking like a busted soda

can, as a result.

Kenny florian: Oh, man.

Chris rose: Although
it is shaking.

Which is kind of what
I... there it goes.

There it goes.

It's trying to move forward.

Going to have to do better
than that to avoid a countdown.

Oh!

Beta, just lining it up!

Saying here I come!

Kenny florian: Oh!

Chris rose: Rusty's
still fighting though!

His primary weapon's
still working.

But not showing much
movement, kenny.

Well, come on!

Here comes beta!

Both: Whoa!

[slams]

ref: 10! 9!



Stop drilling our floor, rusty.

Kenny florian: Yeah.
Chris rose: Please.

Ref: 7! 6!

Chris rose: We just
swapped it out this season.

Ref: 5! 4!

Chris rose: It's not in
the budget to do it again.

Thank you. Ref: 3!





Kenny florian: I agree, yeah.
- 1!

Kenny florian: There's no
screws over there, man.

It's just, it's fine.

Knockout of rusty!

Winner, beta!

Kenny florian: Wow.

Chris rose: You the
man. You tried, rusty.

Kenny florian: You did. You did.

Chris rose: You
really worked it.

Kenny florian: It's a good job.
Chris rose: Good try.

Kenny florian: His helmet's
still on, by the way.

Chris rose: It's ok.

Listen, you're a newbie.

You just faced one
of the bad boys.

Kenny florian: He'll be back.

He'll be back.

Chris rose: You're good.

This is like a therapy session.

[music playing]

kenny, in the early going,
rusty was fairly nimble.

Kenny florian: Yeah,
actually, it was definitely

faster from its last flight.

But it wasn't able to get
away from beta right there.

Beta, doing a great job of
really attacking the flanks,

attacking from the backside.

And speaking of attacking
from the back side,

that's what happens when you
get hit by beta's hammer.

They didn't use
that hammer a lot.

But they ex*cuted
perfectly on their strategy

to hit rusty's rear end,
where he's most vulnerable.

Chris rose: That spanking
lifts beta to 2 and 0.

Looking good now for a
spot in the tournament.

[cheering]

john reid, turn around.

[laughs] there you are!

Over here.

All right, what was it like
tearing through a junkyard bot?

Wow.

That was so good.

It's taken us 9
months to get here.

All sorts of troubles.

But we got here, and
it worked perfectly.

So good.

You know, you didn't use
that hammer very often.

But when you did, you really
caused a lot of damage.

It's a brand new,
complex machine.

We're being really careful
until we get the feel of it.

But yeah, we just
saved it up and hit

it when it went for a good hit.

John reid, congratulations
to you and team beta.

Job well done.

Thank you.

[cheering]

woo!

David eaton: You got to
get fabulous, all right?

All right, guys.

Chris rose: All right, dave.

We spoke with you under
better circumstances

in your previous fight.

What's it like to taste
an l in "battlebots?"

[laughs] yeah, right?

It was... it was sour,
but it was good.

It was good.

I tell you what.

When he fired off that hammer,
when the match started,

I was like, whoa, that sucker.

The floor was like, "choo."

and I was like, rusty, you
better be ready for it,

because it's coming.

[laughter]

is rusty ok?

Is he going to be ok?

Yeah, I think so.

You know, he... he
rammed into me early on.

And when he did, he bent
those forks on the front.

And I saw that and
was like, uh-oh.

Because it lifted the
belly of the bot up.

And I wasn't getting traction.

And then I was like, oh man.

And then he really started
ramming me into the walls.

And then he got me all
positioned for that money shot

and just, "choo."

but luckily, it did do some
damage to some of the panels

and stuff on the back.

Obviously the nice aluminum
cover now is destroyed.

But he's rebuildable.

His main body and
everything is intact.

Rusty had a little
pep in his step.

He seemed faster this
time out, at least.

He does.

I, you know, I don't know
if that's just 'cause

he's in a good mood or what.

But he was.

He was cooking faster this time.

I put some new belts in him.

I was trying to get some
tuning work done on the eses

and wasn't able to
get that squared up.

And I did get an
eyeball put back in him.

There you go.

I was working on the other one.

But I ran a little short.

Dave, you told us that
you stole some parts

from your parents' farm,
that they might not even know

are missing.

If one of them is
returned with a hole in it

I...

...what's going to
be their reaction?

I mean, if they try to use...

Luckily the helmet,
which is important

because that's the popcorn
bowl, is still intact.

That's still intact, right?

So they can still use
that when it gets back.

I might have to,
when I get home,

I'm going to
probably have to shop

around for some more parts.

Dave, you're awesome
to work with we.

We love having you
here at "battlebots."

yep. Thank you.

Chris rose: We'll talk
to you down the road.

Thank you, gentlemen.
Appreciate it.

Chris rose: You got it.
Kenny florian: Yep.

[cheering]

yeah!

Woo!

[cheering]

chris rose: So much fun to
watch beta when that hammer's

working like that, huh?

Oh man, that thing
is absolutely deadly.

But not so much fun for
rusty, who suffers his

first-ever "battlebots" loss.

But showed some signs
of life, I suppose.

Kenny florian: It was faster.

It was moving really well.

He even got a hit in on beta.

That was cool. Yeah.

- Very good stuff.
- Yeah.

Chris rose: All
right, coming up.

Did somebody order
an extra large?

We got the supersized
mammoth facing

off against hypershock,
when "battlebots

fight night" continues!

[cheering]

[robot whirs]

[robot whirs]

[cheering]

chris rose: We are
back on "battlebots."

mammoth and hypershock
are flexing their gears

ahead of their showdown.

But before they
duke it out, let's

check in on this season's
most lovable robot, who

just got his teeth kicked in.

America, world, it was bound
to happen at some point.

Rusty was going to lose.

For more on that, let's
head back to the pits.

Jenny taft, what was
the universal reaction

once rusty took the l?

Oh, rusty does have
a battle wound, guys.

I'm looking at
the bot right now.

And you know what?

He took the l, but
he did it with pride.

And he might as well go down
against a bot like beta.

So dave was actually
proud of that mark.

He was taping it up.

And just to remind you guys,
he was sleeping in his barn

as he was trying to continue
to work on this robot.

So happy to be here.

And just so you guys know,
yes, beta did kind of knock

out rusty there.

Gabriel came right over.

He offered to help.

He wanted to make sure rusty
could get back in the box.

And that's what this
is really all about.

Chris rose: All right, jenny.

Thank you very much.

Hopefully dave eaton
can find a trashcan

laying around somewhere to
give rusty a brand new body.

[cheering]

all right let's get
back to business,

with two robots ready
to bring the pain.

We've got mammoth locking
horns with hypershock.

Will bales and his team
really need a win, kenny.

Kenny florian: Yeah,
hypershock got knocked out

and flamed out in
their opening match.

Chris rose: Oh!

Wow!

Gruff, he has put
hypershock up on the screws!

Kenny florian: And for a team
that has never quite lived up

to expectations, you have
to think that will bales is

starting to feel the pressure.

He thinks his bot is capable
of advancing to the top 16

for the first time ever.

But winning tonight is
crucial to making that happen.

Chris rose: Well, he has an
awfully tall task ahead of him.

Because mammoth looked large
and in charge in its opening

win over huge.

Kenny florian: Whoa!

Mammoth, cutting off the
battlebox like a boxer!

It sure did.

Mammoth is better
than ever this year.

And I can't wait to see how
the big guy handles the smaller

and shiftier hypershock.

Should be fun.

Faruq, it's all you.

In the blue square,
from baltimore,

maryland, the ice age
assassin, here's mammoth!

[cheering]

[music playing]

kenny, ricky willems told us
after that knockout of huge...

See?

That launcher is
significantly improved.

Kenny florian: Oh well,
there's no doubt about that.

He entertained to the very end.

I mean, first of all, you look
at the size of that thing.

And you're like, there's
no way that thing

can be agile and flexible.

It is all of those
things and more.

It's also powerful.

Chris rose: By the way,
welcome to the rose parade.

Although that thing ain't
made out of flowers.

Faruq tauheed: In the red
square, from miami, florida,

the pitbull of
"battlebots," hypershock!

[music playing]

[cheering]

chris rose: Knocked out by
gruff in its first match.

Will bales.

Is his confidence shaken?

Kenny florian:
Well, he's smiling.

He's looking good.

It always seems like he
has everything in order.

Except for one thing.

And sometimes that one
thing really matters.

[music playing]

[cheering]

against hypershock,
we've decided to go

with our all-metal weapon.

Our plastic weapon was defense.

This is all offense,
all the time.

We're going to go in.

We're going to chuck them.

And we're going to try and
really launch them this time.

We're going to have a monster
going up against a toy

car in this fight.

They run around, they're fast.

They're shiny,
they're dangerous.

But we are just going to be
able to completely envelop

them and overshadow them.

Mammoth is huger than huge.

So it's a bit of a... it's
a weird thing to fight.

They're pretty well driven.

But they can be a little
clumsy, I would say.

So our goal, strategy, is
hit the wheels and kind

of dictate the pace of the
match and get our shots

in before they get theirs in.

Then we should be ok.

Oh boy, it's really going to.

Robot: Robots, activate.

[cheering]

chris rose: Let's check in
with our bot whisperer, pete.

Pete, what do you
have on hypershock?

Well, guys, as
you know, that will

has been spending
quite a lot of time

making it a more
serviceable robot.

He has gotten the
bot itself to run.

He's gotten the weapon to run.

But here he is, fighting
a flipping robot

with no self-riding mechanism.

Kenny florian: Hey, peter,
we've seen will bales utilize

that primary weapon, that
vertical disc spinner,

to self right.

Is that a possibility?

Peter abrahamson: That
always is, of course.

I mean, one of the great
things about hypershock

is it can drive upside down.

It's only driving on two wheels.

And it drives on those
little sort of antennae

that stick up the top.

And he can run into the
side of the battlebox

and pop himself back over.

But that, you know,
that requires time.

That requires precision.

Against a robot
as big as mammoth,

that takes up so much square
footage of the battlebox?

That could be difficult.

Chris rose: Thank you, pete.

Lots of strategy in the mix,
as we gear up for this one.

Hypershock collides
with mammoth!

When we return, on "battlebots!"

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[music playing]

[robot whirs]

[music playing]

chris rose: Welcome back
to "battlebots," where

the prehistoric giant
mammoth is looking to stay

unbeaten against hypershock.

Woo!

Here we go, buddy.

Yep.

[cheering]

robot: Blue team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

[music playing]

robot: Red team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

[music playing]

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[chanting "fight!"]

oh, I'm gettng
the jitters again.

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[buzzes]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

A classic match-up
of speed versus size.

Will bales, attacking
from the sides.

Trying to get to
mammoth's flanks!

Kenny florian: Yeah,
hypershock, going

for those wheels of mammoth.

Which is a nice strategy.

But mammoth, doing a
great job of driving!

Chris rose: Woo!

Nice job, by hypershock. Oh!

Oh!

He's somewhat disabled mammoth!

It's a little off center!

Ok, will bales has gone into
what I call berserker mode.

This is when he's at his best.
Yes!

Creating chaos!
Kenny florian: Huge flip!

Chris rose: Hey!
Get away from me!

Mammoth, looking like
a mangled jungle gym!

Hypershock delivers the
beast down to the screws!

Oh, baby! Kenny florian: Uh-oh!

Oh!

Kenny florian: There
goes the chain!

No-h*-h*-h*!

Kenny florian: This fight
is going to be over!

No-h*-h*-h*-h*!

Holy crap!

Chris rose: Woo!

Not much mammoth can do now.

It is at the mercy of
hypershock and will bales!

Kenny florian: This
one is a wrap, chris.

You've got to think a
countdown's coming soon.

Come on, will,
flip me over, baby!

Come on!

Chris rose: And
you can hear ricky

willems, pleading with will
bales, please flip me over!

Ricky!

Hit it!

Knock the battery box.

Anything else.

[booms] chris rose: Yeah!

Kenny florian: Oh!

Chris rose: He did!

Holy smokes!

And now mammoth is smoking!

Kenny florian: I don't think
that's what ricky had in mind.

Chris rose: Uh, be
careful what you ask for.

Ref: 10! 9!



Chris rose: The countdown is on!

The one thing I asked him
not to do, but that's fine.

Ref: 6!



Chris rose: Yes, the
celebratory spin by hypershock!





Chris rose: And will bales!

Ref: 1!

Mammoth is knocked out!

Winner, hypershock!

[buzzer]

[cheering]

it's our first win!

Yeah!

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: Kenny, so frequently
we talk about the driving

skills of will bales.

They were on display.

Kenny florian: A
chaotic hypershock,

a crazy will bales is a good
will bales, in my opinion.

They just went at 'em.

Just getting them
from all angles.

It almost felt like
there was like, three

hypershocks in there.

Mammoth's launcher was
incapable of getting

hypershock off the ground.

Meanwhile, hypershock's
spinner, look at that just

cutting right through the
shaft of that primary weapon

on mammoth.

And once that chain flew
off, mammoth was extinct.

Chris rose: And then,
ricky willems said please,

please, help me get back over.

Well?

Kenny florian: Yeah,
but they didn't want

to get hit in the battery box.

They've got 15 pounds of
lithium batteries in there

with no replacements available.

And now, it's all up in smoke.

[cheering]

chris rose: Will bales?

Yes, over here.

[laughs]

how does it feel to not suck?

Well, ah, ah, ah, sucking less.

[laughter]

was that as...

Was that as fun as
it seemed to be?

Yeah, yeah.

That was good.

Obviously, mammoth's
a really good sport.

So at the end, they wanted
us to go in for another hit.

So whatever we broke, I'm sorry.

But it was... it was
an awesome fight.

I'm... I'm happy that
everything worked.

The back left wheel
is a little tweaked,

if you guys didn't notice.

So there's a little
bit of fixing to do.

Don't know what the
heck happened there.

But overall...

See, this is like, vintage will

bales, a will bales performance,
man, vintage hypershock.

You went into berserker mode.

That's when I think
you're at your best, man.

Just creating chaos
in the battlebox.

That's all we're
good at, apparently.

Just you know, full
sail and full yolo.

Kenny florian:
Crazy, everywhere.

I like it.

We're super happy, thanks, guys.

Will, as you were
facing mammoth,

the scouting report was
you could not self right.

Was that accurate?

Oh, it totally could.

Just, you didn't see it
because we didn't need it.

[laughs] no, it didn't work.

Not at all.

Right at the last minute,
we plugged in a whole bunch

of new electronics.

Tried to rush and doa.

So but we don't
need it, apparently.

Hey, if bite force doesn't
need one, we don't need one.

So are you guys reborn
with this performance?

Is this the way you want
the bot to function?

There's still some
tweaks I want to make.

You probably noticed a
little bit of jerkiness

in the drivetrain, aside
from general tomfoolery.

So there's some sensor
issues that we got to solve.

But we think we have
a solution for that.

So hopefully for next fight
we'll have all that dialed in.

Will, you're a giggly guy.

You like to have a ton of fun.

But you sit at 1 and 1.

I know you really, really
want to make that top 16.

How critical is your next fight?

Yeah, we have to win.

We'll see who they throw us.

I have a feeling it's
not going to be easy.

Will bales, congratulations
to you and team hypershock.

Go celebrate, man.

You got a w.

Thanks, chris.

We did it!

Yay!

So good!

Chris rose: All right,
coming up later tonight.

If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the battlebox.

Gruff and that
fearsome flamethrower

take out the smooth-driving
whiplash in our main event.

But up next, it's the
last-chance saloon,

for logan davis and subzero.

He's hoping to knock
out sporkinok, and make

his case for a spot
in the tournament,

when we return on "battlebots!"

[music playing]

[cheering]

[robot whirs]

[cheering]

all right, we are
back on "battlebots."

and up next, there's a lot
riding on the line tonight

for subzero and logan davis.

A win means they
check in at 2 at 1.

And the selection
committee has to say, huh,

you are an interesting robot.

Do you deserve to
move on and advance?

Kenny florian: Well,
they were very aggressive

in their last fight,
knocking out grabot.

But they need to do the same
thing again tonight, exhibit

their durability and put another
dominating win on their resume.

Chris rose: Subzero
will look to capitalize

on a bit of good luck in
the scheduling department.

Tonight they are going
against a newbie, sporkinok,

driven by lilith specht.

She's been around this sport
for years, hosting events

and fighting smaller robots.

But she would love to prove
that she is capable of competing

at the highest level.

Kenny florian: That's right.

Any rookie bot will experience
some growing pains in

its first year at "battlebots."

but when you are a competitor,
you have a constant desire

to show that you belong.

And for lilith, this is her
big chance to do just that.

And how nice would it be for
her to knock somebody else out

of postseason contention?

Let's see if she
can get it done.

Faruq, show us how
you get it done.

[cheering]

in the blue square,
from irving, texas.

When the temperature is chilly,
he starts feeling killy.

It's subzero!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: Lost in knockout to
jackpot, and then turned around

and ko'd grabot.

And in that fight, that
looked like the subzero

everybody was waiting for.

Kenny florian: Absolutely.

And what I liked
about that fight

was that logan wasn't
content to just win.

He wanted to score
some style points.

That's the kind of energy he
needs to bring again tonight,

with his tournament
fate on the line.

Chris rose: Subzero
also runs the only drone

in the competition.

That is logan's dad, brady,
that is at the controls.

Cool little family story.

[cheering]

faruq tauheed: In the red
square, from orlando, florida.

It's not quite a fork,
not quite a spoon.

But it's ready to
lay down the boom.

It's sporkinok!

[cheering]

chris rose: Kenny, when
this bot is working

right, what's happening?

Kenny florian: Well,
it looks like they've

got a new configuration.

The lifter from the first
fight is still there.

But tonight they've added
that spork-shaped hammer,

hoping to inflict
some damage rather

than trying to lift subzero.

[music playing]

[cheering]

we know subzero can
launch pretty dang high.

And it seems like they've
gotten it tuned in.

So I'm ready to go to the moon.

Hopefully we can get
the hammer going,

hit him a lot on the top.

I don't think he has much
top armor, and left him up.

Subzero is not a slouch.

So getting a win on him would
show that we can do this.

Our primary weapon is a very
powerful pneumatic flipper.

We're confident that it's
going to go out there,

you know, put on a good
show and throw sporkinok,

you know, six, seven
feet in the air.

I feel like I have to do more
than just win this fight.

I really need to go
out there and continue

to prove what this robot
can do, just to solidify

my spot in the top 32.

[cheering]

man: Go subzero!

Robot: Robots activate!

[cheering]

chris rose: Kenny, what are you
looking for out of sporkinok?

Kenny florian: Well, I'm
interested to see how

that new primary weapon works.

The lifter wasn't very
effective the last time out.

So the hammer might be a
work in progress as well.

Chris rose: And
on the other side

subzero, has been fortunate to
face a couple of rookie bots.

Sporkinok's still
finding its footing.

So this is an opportunity
for logan to really flex

his muscles and put on a show.

Woo!

[cheering]

robot: Blue team, ready.

[booms]

let's do this.

Let's do this.

Robot: Red team, ready.

Get it, girl.

Get it, girl.

[booms]

[cheering]

[music playing]

let's go to the moon!

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[chanting "fight!"]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

Kenny florian: Oh!

Chris rose: Oh, there's a
nice little head-on-head

hit there between the bots.

And now, uh-oh!

Oh!

Sporkinok gets flipped over.

The question is, can
it self right now?

Both: Whoa!

Chris rose: Subzero says,
hey, I can help with that!

Subzero, very
aggressive but a little

this is right in front of us
I think that subzero and logan

may be trying to show off.

Hey, dude, we're not the judges.

We're just the boring
generic announcers.

Kenny florian: Sporkinok,
looking for some room

to breathe.

But subzero, following
her like a shadow.

A big whiff, and uh-oh.

Logan davis's bot,
subzero, up on the screws,

now has to right itself
by popping itself over.

Chris rose: That
was easy gymnastics.

Kenny florian: Logan's
still a little wild.

Sporkinok might have been
caught up against the battlebox.

And logan might
be stuck as well.

Chris rose: This could
be trouble for subzero.

We're having issues again.

Chris rose: Yeah, it
looks like maybe both are

caught under the rails here.

And logan's able to free itself.

Sporkinok is also free, but
not really driving much.

Man: Hit him again! Get him!

Get him! Get him!

Kenny florian: Logan
davis, with an opportunity

to put this fight away.

He needs to capitalize.

Chris rose: Uh-oh.

Sporkinok's a sitting duck here!

And let's see the flip!

Yeah!

There's a flip almost
out of the arena!

And lilith specht can
only watch as her bot gets

tossed around the battlebox!

Ref: 10! 9!



Chris rose: And the
ref has seen enough!

The countdown
begins on sporkinok!

Ref: 7! 6!



Chris rose: Subzero, in
a fight it had to win...





Chris rose:
...Improves its resume

and delivers an entertaining
performance as well!



That's a knockout for sporkinok!

Winner, subzero!

You're wrath's deseeded.

We got it!

We got it!

[cheering]

yeah!

Yeah!

Let's do it again!

[music playing]

all right!

We did it!

Chris rose: Kenny,
logan davis, subzero,

definitely put on a good show.

Kenny florian: Yeah, this
fight was all subzero.

They were the faster
robot and were

able to get underneath
sporkinok and dictate the pace.

Chris rose: Well, you
could feel the desperation

from logan davis in some
of those wild whiffs.

Maybe a little too
amped up for this fight.

But in the end, subzero gave
the people what they came for.

Some flippage.

Kenny florian: Yeah.

Sporkinok earned some
air miles in this one.

Lilith specht definitely has
some work to do on her bot

if she wants to be competitive
here at "battlebots."

but let's give logan
davis some credit.

This was a must win, and
he handled his business.

[cheering]

logan, you've got
the hands-on-hips

confidence of a man that has
just won his last two bouts.

Thank you, yeah.

Yeah, I do.

But was it enough?

Well, let me ask you that.

Do you think at 2 and


you into the round of 32?

You know, there's a lot of
really good bots out there.

But you know, I really hope
to have a shot at the 32

and you know, continue
to prove myself.

You know, I think we found
some... some flaws here.

But you know, we're going
to continue to improve.

And I think we can continue to
improve throughout the season.

How satisfied are you
with subzero, at this point?

You know, I'm pretty satisfied.

I think there's... like I said,
there's room for improvement.

And you know, we're going
to make some changes.

And I think we can have an even
better show and a better fight.

If you're fortunate enough
to get into the round of 32,

how scary an opponent are you?

Oh, man.

You want a... you want a number?

Oh, I'm terrifying.

That's what the snowflake's for.

[laughter]

logan davis, thanks for
making us laugh and smile.

And thanks for
entertaining everybody

in the "battlebots" community.

Job well done.

[cheering]

yeah!

Chris rose: And with that,
like so many other bots

on the bubble, all
logan davis can do now

is wait and see if the
performance he turned

in over the course of his
three fights this season

was enough to earn him
a spot in the top 32.

All right, coming up, tracer
and that vertical spinner

are going down to the farm
to take on bale spear.

That's next, on "battlebots!"

[robot whirs]

[robot whirs]

[cheering]

chris rose: We are back on
"battlebots fight night."

it's been another
action-packed card.

And up next, we've got a
match-up featuring the prince

of puncture, bale spear.

And a bot that looks like
it's straight out of the movie

"tron," in tracer.

They're getting ready to make
their way into the arena,

in hopes of improving
their tournament chances.

And kenny, we've already seen
a few teams boost their resumes

with a win tonight.

Yeah, I think captain
shrederator looked

the best he has all season.

Subzero made a strong case
that they deserve a spot.

They're now 2 and 1.

And hypershock got off
the schneid by blasting

mammoth all over the battlebox.

Some very impressive
performances.

Chris rose: A lot of bots
sitting squarely on the bubble.

So let's take a look
at where teams stand

in the grand scheme of things.

Remember, each bot will
fight up to three times

in the qualifying rounds.

So as you look at
the big picture here,

you'll notice a lot of teams
in those middle sections that

could either work their
way up the ladder,

or see their tournament
hopes smashed to pieces.

We know one absolute
lock for the tournament

is mad catter, standing alone
as the only 3 and 0 team.

Yeah!

Oh yeah!

Chris rose: But the most
interesting collection of bots

is that 1 and 1 club,
with more than a third

of the entire field
in that category.

It shows how much still hangs in
the balance for some big g*ns.

Like end game, sawblaze,
gigabyte, and tombstone.

He is literally tearing apart
this bot piece by piece!

Kenny florian: With
their pedigree,

you would imagine
they still have

a chance at a decent
seed in the tournament

if they finish
with a quality win.

But if they lose,
it could be the end

of their 2020 title dream.

Chris rose: Elsewhere
in the standings,

those teams currently
sitting at 2 and 0

have to be feeling pretty good
about their tournament hopes.

I'm talking about
the likes of black

dragon, bloodsport,
beta, lock jaw,

uppercut, valkyrie, and hydra.

But it's important to note that
not all 2 and 0 are the same.

Right, kenny?

Kenny florian: Yeah, it's
not just did you win?

But how did you win?

Did you win a pushing
match with minimal damage?

Or did you go toe to toe,
back and forth in a slugfest,

against a perennial top bot?

Chris rose: Whoa!

Uppercut has just punted
sawblaze out of the arena!

Kenny florian: Oh my goodness!

Chris rose: My gosh!

And that means there's hope
for those 0 and 2 teams,

like rotator, huge,
and witch doctor.

Although they're winless,
they've lost some epic

fights against top competition.

Kenny florian: Oh!

That was the shot
witch doctor wanted!

Chris rose: You got to
think that if they win

their last fight, they'll sneak
into one of those 32 spots

in the case for the
"battlebots" championship.

Kenny florian: And imagine
one of those heavy hitters

with the low seed?

Whoa.

I would not want to see that
on my side of the bracket.

This is going to be fun.

Chris rose: Speaking of teams
with a great pedigree who

need a win, matt
vasquez and whiplash

are dying to get back in the
box for a chance at redemption.

Kenny florian: That opportunity
is right in front of them

in tonight's k*ller main event.

Two veteran bots are
ready to make a statement,

as whiplash and gruff go at it.

Chris rose: Uh-oh!

Oh!

Gruff put hypershock
up on the screws!

Knockout!

[cheering]

chris rose: Sam mcamis, of
team gruff, what's cooking?

Hypershock.

[laughter]

chris rose: Whiplash
could be in trouble here!

Both: Oh!

Chris rose: A huge shot
to the top of whiplash!

He may have sent whiplash
into the shadow realm!

Matt vasquez: Our fight
against sawblaze was brutal.

So at this point in the
season, we're 0 and 1.

Dropping 0 and 2
would be unacceptable.

So this is a must-win
fight for us.

There's no question about it.

Sam mcamis: I'm really happy
with how well the torch

has worked against hypershock.

A win here would put us at 2 and


It would basically guarantee
us a shot in the tournament.

Faruq tauheed: Whiplash!

Sam mcamis: I think whiplash is
a good bot for us to take on.

Their entire frame is aluminum.

Aluminum is very good
at conducting heat.

Which, when you're
facing gruff, is bad.

Ignition.

The most concerning
thing with gruff

is probably their flamethrower.

Sam mcamis: Oh!

Oh yeah!

So if they get us
pinned against the wall

and they just roast us for
you know, 10 or 15 seconds,

that could be a
big problem for us.

The hardest thing about
going up against whiplash

is just matt's driving.

Chris rose: Here comes whiplash!

Oh!

We're going to have to
drive a little conservatively.

Try to not let him
take advantage of us.

And if we get a hold of them,
dump heat into them, and for it

to go into the
internal, to the robot.

Gruff is definitely less
offense and more defense.

Faruq tauheed: Gruff!

Chris rose: This is one
of the toughest bots.

Matt vasquez: Which is
really what whiplash

thrives on to win fights.

We're a control robot.

We're there to get under
you, flip you over.

So all the armor is not going
to help him against whiplash.

Robot: Robots, activate.

Sam mcamis: I'm really
excited for this fight.

Because both gruff and whiplash
are built to control the fight.

And I think it'll be
interesting to see who comes out

on top in the control battle.

We have very high expectations
for ourselves this season.

But losing to gruff would be
a huge blow to our chances

of making the tournament.

So winning this fight, I think,
is essential for any success.

[music playing]

[robot whirs]

[music playing]

[cheering]

chris rose: All right, we
are back on "battlebots."

and we are moving ever closer
to that high-powered clash

in the main event between
gruff and whiplash.

But first, we have a battle
between two desperate teams who

know at this point
it's make or break,

bale spear versus tracer.

Both of these teams had unaired
fights earlier this season.

Tracer got knocked out
by hijinx, dropping

to a disappointing 0 and 2.

Bale spear lost its
season debut to deadlift,

suffering a knockout to
begin the year at 0 and 1.

And let's start with bale
spear and earl pancoast iii,

the farmer from new jersey.

He came back after a year
off from "battlebots."

and what kind of bot
did he bring with him?

Kenny florian: Well,
it's a sturdy bot.

They have those
big tractor tires.

And right away you notice
that spear up front.

That can either jab you
or get underneath you

and flip you over.

So bale spear took a year off.

Tracer, led by jason woods, has
taken more than a decade off.

Kenny florian: Yeah, he
participated in the early days

of "battlebots."

so he is a builder with
a history in this sport.

But a heck of a lot
has changed since then.

So he doesn't have a lot
of recent experience.

And we've seen that play out
in those first two losses,

as he works to get his
new bot fully dialed in.

Somebody's getting a victory.

Yeah.

Faruq, let's find out which one.

In the blue square,
from salem, new jersey,

it's earl the impaler,
with bale spear!

[music playing]

[cheering]

chris rose: Might be


is running better than
it did a few years

ago when we last it, kenny.

Kenny florian: Yeah, it sure is.

And it's a huge bot as well.

That thing will drive
right over a lot of bots

in this competition.

Chris rose: So bale spear
and earl pancoast iii,

currently living
on a 24-acre farm.

And by the way, he wants
to give a little shout out

to earl pancoast iv, his
little four-year-old son,

that's watching.

Faruq tauheed: In the red
square, from gold river,

california!

Going for the gold
tonight, it's tracer!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: You can see that
big vertical spinner there

on tracer.

That's what jason woods
needs to unleash tonight.

Kenny florian:
Yeah, that spinner

weighs 50 pounds and rotates
at 85 miles per hour.

If he can get that
thing cooking,

it could deliver
a lot of damage.

And he desperately
needs a decisive win

on his resume to have a
shot at the round of 32.

[cheering]

a little bit nervous.

It's not exactly a
good match-up for us.

We've got a lot of exposed large
areas broadside for him to tear

into if he gets a hold of me.

We're going to try
to dance with him

and try to stay out
of his reach and try

to poke him with a stick.

I'm going to basically
run at him with a scalpel

as he shoots at
me with a shotgun.

We'll see what happens.

Hopefully he can't hit
the broad side of a barn.

We're getting set up to fight
bale spear right now, the...

The monster truck
of "battlebots."

that big spike
coming out the front?

I mean, I'm not worried
about it piercing my armor.

But it basically works
like a giant wedge.

So I mean, if I plow into that
thing and he gets under me

and flips me over, that's
all it's going to take.

This is do or die,
at this point.

If we don't make this
happen, it's pretty much

pack it up and go home.

[cheering]

robot: Robots, activate.

[cheering]

chris rose: Kenny, tell us
about tracer's mini bot.

Kenny florian: Yeah, needle is
what they call that little guy.

And it's basically
a tiny forklift

that can get the
opponent off the ground

and let tracer come
in for the k*ll.

Well, let's put her
out to pasture, boys.

Hopefully he don't put us down
like a broken-legged horse.

[music playing]

[cheering]

for three minutes.

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

[buzzes]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin!

Here comes bale spear!

Oh!

A big shot by tracer!

That's more than
we've seen out of that

weapon so far this season!

Impressive!

Kenny florian: Bale spear
lost one of its barn doors

there, chris, now chasing
after the mini bot.

Needle, trying to get
underneath bale spear there.

Got close.

Chris rose: Tracer's
weapons, still at full speed.

Bale spear faces him!

Kenny florian: Whoa!

Chris rose: Oh!

Nice shot there by
jason woods's bot.

Kenny florian: Yeah, this
is a different tracer

we're seeing tonight.

And it looks like needle
may have bale spear hung up.

I got to get him, get him.

Chris rose: Bale spear
cannot move at all.

Kenny florian: Oh, wow.

Chris rose: Now it's
moving, thanks to tracer.

And going for a ride, too.

And now, looking to deliver bale
spear into the screws, and he

does just that.

Not the biggest impact
you've ever seen.

But bale spear looks lost,
kenny, I got to admit.

Kenny florian: Yeah, I think
this is going to do it.

Tracer thinks so too.

Just circling now.

And bale spear, dying
right in front of us.

Well, he took us out back
behind the shed on that one.

Chris rose: I feel
like I'm watching

the end of "braveheart" here.
Ref: 10!





Chris rose: And finally,
the referee gives his mercy!

Ref: 7! 6!





Chris rose: Team tracer
will get its first taste

of victory inside the
battlebox this season!

Ref: 3, 2, bale
spear is knocked out!

Winner, tracer!

[buzzer]

[cheering]

good job, guys.

[music playing]

good job, buddy.

Dude, that was perfect.

[cheering]

go!

Yeah!

[music playing]

chris rose: Job well
done by tracer, huh?

Kenny florian: Yeah, absolutely.

That spinner went
to work, immediately

blowing the barn door off.

And look, that needle there,
jamming up those tires

and holding bale spear in
place until his buddy tracer

could arrive to
deliver the body blow.

Great teamwork between the
main bot and the mini bot.

Chris rose: No
question about it.

This is far and
away the best we've

seen tracer look I mean, the
fact it was still working

after 30 seconds was a plus.

Had to be a good feeling for
jason woods and his team.

Kenny florian: Definitely.

And you wonder, if tracer was
working like this earlier on

in the season, they could
have gone much further

and could have had a much better
shot to make it to the top 32.

They still might.

But again, this is the way
tracer is supposed to work.

[music playing]

[cheering]

jason woods?

Woo!

Nice job!

That sounds like
a sense of relief.

Jason woods: Oh, man.

It's so amazing, after this
long and this much work,

to see it do what it
was supposed to do.

I've decided these are
my new lucky shorts.

I'm not wearing jeans anymore.

[laughter]

I think that might
have been the problem.

And we're going to
finish the self righter.

But man, that was...
That was amazing.

I'm really happy.

Jason, you stopped
competing after 2009.

Life gets in the
way occasionally.

But you remained a big
fan of "battlebots."

after all that time, to
finally get a victory,

how does it feel?

You know, it's three
minutes in the box.

But it's, you know, decade
in the making kind of thing.

It's really hard to, in just
mere seconds, really comprehend

the scale of what happened.

But pretty overwhelmed.

Really, really proud.

Really thankful to our
sponsors, for making

this whole thing possible.

And my amazing team, for
putting in all the hours

to make this thing
come together, so.

You have three daughters
watching at home.

What do you want to say to them?

I love you little girls.

And I love you, honey.

Thank you for supporting
me and watching the kids

while I'm here doing this.

You're the best.

- 'atta way, buddy.
- Thank you, guys.

- That'll get you some points.
- Thank you guys.

Job well done.

Appreciate it.

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: Well, we've
had a healthy serving

of robot-fighting appetizers.

But I'm still hungry.

How about you?

You're always hungry.

Good point.

And good thing, it's time
for tonight's main course.

These builders have
been working hard

in the kitchen to
cook up an epic

showdown for our enjoyment.

It's gruff, serving up a platter
of flame-broiled destruction,

taking on whiplash and their
not-so-secret recipe of

finely-chopped robot carnage.

Coming up next, on "battlebots!"

[robot whirs]

kenny florian: Uh-oh!

That goes the chain, chris!

There goes the chain!
- Oh, no-h*-h*-h*!

Kenny florian: This fight
is going to be over!

I wanted that
match to keep going.

Chris rose: Oh,
that's got to be it.

Kenny florian: Yeah.

Ricky, what do you want?

Ricky!

Come on, will!

Flip me over, baby!

Come on!

My wheels were still working.

If I were able to get
back onto my feet,

I could have still
been in that fight.

Please flip me over!

Ricky!

Hit it!

Not battery box!

Anything else!

You know, will's a fast driver.

But I don't know if
he's precisioned.

Chris rose: Yeah!

Oh, he did!

Holy smokes!

And now mammoth is smoking!

Kenny florian: I don't think
that's what ricky had in mind.

Chris rose: Uh, be
careful what you ask for?

We all want a good show.

And I'm always happy to see
a robot smoking in the arena.

I just really wish
it hadn't been mine.

The one thing I asked him
not to do, but that's fine.

Well, ow!

I thought I was going to get it.
I thought...

Dude!

Did you get his plate number?

Dang!

Night, kurt!

[robot whirs]

[cheering]

all right, we are
back on "battlebots."

it is time now for
our main event.

It's gruff taking on whiplash.

And gruff, already 1 and


hypershock in its first fight.

Kenny florian: Uh-oh!

Oh!

Chris rose: Wow!

Look at the
flamethrowers on that!

What sort of damage could
that do to the interior

of the other bot?

Wow!

Sam mcamis, not a man
of many words out there.

He lets his bot do the talking.

Kenny florian:
Yeah, he sure does.

That that thing is insane.

It is built like a brick.

It is very durable.

That thing will never
stop moving, it seems.

And those flamethrowers are some
of the most effective weapons

in the whole competition.

Facing whiplash, one of
the best bots out here,

driven by the vasquez family.

In particular, the college
student, matty vasquez.

Yes, they lost,
knocked out by sawblaze

in their opening-round match.

Both: Oh!

Yeah!

Chris rose: He's cutting
his teeth on whiplash!

They told us, listen.

We've accomplished
almost everything we've

wanted the last few years.

We've been in the semifinals.

We've been in the quarterfinals.

There's just one more step.

Tonight they really got
to get a victory, I think.

Kenny florian: They do.

I don't think they're short
on confidence, though.

I still think they
believe in their bot.

Obviously, tremendous
drivers, the both of them.

I think they will be back.

But again, they
could go 0 and 2.

I mean, gruff is that good.

Which would be crazy.

That's how good the competitors
are here at "battlebots."

unbelievable.

Faruq, let's bring them out.

[cheering]

faruq tauheed:
Ladies and gentlemen!

Are you ready?

[cheering]

it's robot-fighting time!

[cheering]

[music playing]

wo!

Faruq tauheed: In
the blue square,

black and orange like Halloween!

Isn't that something?

You better not say jack, or
he'll carve you like a pumpkin.

His flamethrower has been
optimized to bring the heat!

When he takes the noise to your
front door like trick or treat.

It's gruff!

[cheering]

chris rose: He's a high
school teacher by day,

for engineering and robotics.

He's a bot crusher by night.

Sam mcamis, putting
his stamp on things.

Kenny gruff can take a hit.

It can deliver a few as well.

Kenny florian: Yeah, absolutely.

That flamethrower
is just ridiculous.

Sam cranked it up to generate


of a typical stove-top burner.

This thing could cook a robot
for lunch in about 5 seconds.

Faruq tauheed: In
the red square!

When it comes to drivers, they
say he's the best in the biz!

The 21-year-old student
is an absolute whiz!

He's driven opponents crazy,
making their head spin!

But now it's a giant nut the
vasquez family wants to win!

Once again, looking
to make a splash,

make some noise for
cali's own whiplash!

[cheering]

[music playing]

chris rose: How
good is this bot?

In the last three seasons,
it's only 4 losses

are to tombstone,
witch doctor, bite

force, and sawblaze, kenny.

Kenny florian: Yeah,
these guys really

have established themselves
as one of the elite

bots here at "battlebots."

chris rose: With whiplash,
something to keep an eye on,

matty vasquez was out
driven by jamison go,

in their first loss to sawblaze.

I don't know if he
has anything to prove.

But he wants to be better.

Kenny florian: Oh, absolutely.

I think he wants revenge.

He's going to try to
take it out on gruff.

[music playing]

[cheering]

man: You better be ready!

Chris rose: Pete, what are you
seeing going into this fight?

Peter abrahamson:
Oh, I think whiplash

is going to haul a*s
across this field

and take it to a
slow-moving gruff.

Something I just noticed is
that gruff is missing one

of its weglets in
the very front,

which could possibly
be its downfall,

with a bot like whiplash.

Chris rose: Whiplash needs a
win to avoid falling to 0 and 2.

And gruff wants to lock up
a spot in the tournament

by adding another name to
its list of burn victims.

[cheering]

robot: Robots, activate.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

robots: Blue team, ready.

[booms]

[cheering]

robot: Red team, ready.

[booms]

let's go.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[crowd chanting "fight!

Fight!

[Fight!"]

chris rose: Let the
bot battle begin.

Whoa, there's that
fire-breathing monster,

known as gruff, right
in the face of whiplash!

Kenny florian: This is
where whiplash wants to be,

attacking the flanks
and the sides,

trying to get a flip here.

Chris rose: Gruff slips away.

Looking to stay
squared up to whiplash.

Here's the flame.

Uh-oh!

Kenny florian: Here's a
nice flip from whiplash,

trying to get underneath gruff!

Chris rose: Oh!

Nice move!

Kenny florian: Whiplash, able
to land a shot to the underbelly

of gruff right there.

[slamming]

all right, fire,
fire, go higher.

Kenny florian: With a big
expl*si*n right there.

And you can see, that right
flamethrower may be down now.

But oh!

Whiplash, able to get
underneath gruff, once again!

Chris rose: Well, he's
got him in the corner,

trying to really lift him.

Kenny florian: We're seeing
matt vasquez at his best right

now, just destroying
gruff from the bottom.

Chris rose: Ooh!

A nice pulverizer hit
on whiplash, from team

gruff in tight quarters, kenny!

Kenny florian: And whiplash,
right back on top of him.

Pulling shots and pushing
him into the screws.

I'm not sure those flamethrowers
are working anymore, chris.

Chris rose: That's a
real problem for gruff.

And so too is the driving
skills of matt vasquez,

on full display.

Kenny florian: Wow!

Chris rose: Now,
right in front of us,

another big hit by whiplash!

Kenny florian: Whiplash,
just dominating

the battle for low ground.

And to gruff's credit, it
has refused to get flipped.

Countering whiplash there,
and a beautiful overhead

shot from whiplash.

Chris rose: Nice little
reversal by gruff.

And now he's got
whiplash in his sights.

[slamming]

oh!



Both: Uh-oh!

Chris rose: Whiplash
is starting to smoke!

Kenny florian: Oh no, gruff,
just starting to take over.

Utilizing its
grappling skill there.

He almost got a nice
lift in a suplex.

Chris rose: And all of a sudden,
whiplash's weapon no longer

looks to be active.

May have dominated the early
stretches of this fight.

But is the playing field
starting to even now, kenny?

That is the big question.

Kenny florian: Well, whiplash
can utilize that weapon

as a lifter, as can gruff.

So two very similar
bots right now, chris.

Chris rose: Whiplash
takes gruff for a ride

into the side of the box.

Has him pinned now.

Trying to use the
battlebox to his advantage.

And look what's
back and running.

At least a little while,
it was his main weapon.

Kenny florian: Smoke leaking
out of both bots now, chris.

Feels like we're in the eighth
round of a heavyweight fight

here.

Chris rose: Under


Can these two warriors make
it the full three minutes?

Whiplash, continuing up at
gruff, and dictate the pace,

showing no fear.

Especially without those big
flamethrowers in the mix.

Kenny florian: Yeah, I think
whiplash got to their fuel tank

with one of those early shots.

And check out whiplash here.

Just bullying gruff.

This is one of
the most versatile

bots you will ever see.

It can attack you from below
or above, head on, rear facing.

Chris rose: Wow.

Kenny florian: The
total package, chris.

Chris rose: And it has all
been on display in this fight,

as the final seconds tick away.

[ticks]

this one is going the distance.

[buzzer]

[cheering]

not so bad, we did good.

Great job.

Good job, guys.

Good job, guys.

Got it down to the countdown.

[laughter]

chris rose: So now this one
goes to the judges, scoring

out of the 11-point system.

Your judges are all former
"battlebots" participants,

derek young, lisa
winter, and jason bardis.

[music playing]

kenny, you want to talk about
major league robot combat?

Check out this sequence.

Whiplash, getting underneath
a fire-breathing gruff,

almost flips him.

But gruff uses its
forks to counter

and kick back up,
only to catch it

uppercut from whiplash's disc.

That was unreal.

Kenny florian: Yeah, this was
an amazing technical fight.

Whiplash dominated the
battle for low ground.

But gruff responded with
some beautiful counters.

Seems like gruff may have
blown a fuel tank early on

and lost those flame throwers.

And of course, matt
vasquez capitalized.

Chris rose: The


were on full
display, as he said,

attacking from below and then
from above with those overhead

shots.

A virtuoso performance from
the versatile whiplash.

Kenny florian: Yeah, gruff
even the scorecard a bit

towards the back
end of the fight

by showing off its
grappling skills

and controlling
whiplash for a stretch.

But I think the judges
are going to be hard

pressed to not deliver
a unanimous decision

for the vasquez family.

Whiplash, just too much.

[cheering]

the results from
the judges are in!

[cheering]

[music playing]

and the winner, by
unanimous decision, is...

[music playing]

whiplash!

[cheering]

[music playing]

good job, you guys.

[cheering]

matt vasquez, congratulations
on win number 1.

Were you driving like your
season depended on it?

Yeah.

That's exactly what I was doing.

Our season did depend on it.

We were, you know, 0 and 1.

So we had a loss, no wins.

We have to win this
to get a chance

to make it into the tournament.

But hopefully if we could
win at least one more fight,

I think we have a good
chance of getting in there.

But yeah, this is... we are
very happy about this win.

It's a great thing for us.

Matt, take us
through this fight.

So going into this fight?

Honestly, the robot did a lot
of the work in this fight.

It was just, our fronts were
a lot lower than theirs.

So I didn't really have
to get to the sides.

I just had to get the weapons
spun up and just run into him.

And that was all it really took.

But it seemed like every
time you went head on.

Those flamethrowers were
getting spewed right at you.

Was that a concern?

It was a concern
before the fight.

But to be honest,
while I was fighting I

just kind of forgot
about it and ignored it.

Which probably wasn't good.

But I mean, that happens
when you're fighting.

It's... you get tunnel vision.

[laughs]

matt, look at the
laundry list of teams

that you have faced
over the last few years.

Yeah.

Your only four losses
in the last three seasons

were to teams like bite
force and tombstone,

and witch doctor and sawblaze.

And here you have a
tough one with gruff.

Do you love facing this
sort of competition?

Oh, I absolutely love facing
this sort of competition.

That's why we come here.

It's, we want to
fight the best people.

Like, gruff is one of the
toughest robots in the world,

probably.

So just the fact we were able
to do some damage to them,

it's... we're very
happy about that.

And when you fight
a bot like gruff,

do you basically have to
work under the assumption

that you're going to go
the full three minutes?

Oh, 100%.

No... no one knocks out gruff.

I mean, he's one
of those robots.

And plus, we're not like,
one of the huge spinners.

So we don't have that
much knockout potential

with a robot like them.

So it was really just all
about using the lifter

and just keeping control.

Well, matt, congratulations.

Can you breathe
a sigh of relief?

Or because the job
is not yet finished,

are you still laser focused?

It's a little sigh of relief.

But we're just going to
have to carry this momentum

and just get the robot fixed.

There was some smoke coming out.

We hope it's belts
and it wasn't motors.

But we'll see.

We'll take it apart
and check it out.

Congratulations to you and
your brother, and your mom

and pops.

Go celebrate.

Thank you.

Woo.

[cheering]

chris rose: All
right, sam, how did

you see that fight unfolding?

I mean, we just got out-driven.

I mean, that's all
there is to it.

So are you saying
that you shoulder

the blame for this loss?

I think that's fair to say.

Why do you feel that way?

I just feel like we...

He hit us in our weak spots.

And I wasn't able to make
sure that we, you know,

got under him.

Sam, you know,
you are a teacher.

And so every fight that you
have here at "battlebots"

can be used as a
learning experience.

What did you learn tonight?

I think I learned
we got to get lower.

We... every time we went
head to head, like...

Or not every time.

But a lot of the times, like,
we should have been able to get

underneath him and we couldn't.

We got to figure out how
he was able to do that.

All right.

Well, we'll give you a
chance to go fix your bot.

Still a great show out
there, as you fall to 1 and 1

on the season.
Thanks for the time.

Yeah.

Thank you.

[music playing]

[cheering]

chris rose: Kenny, we talked
a lot about the importance

of this fight for whiplash.

Does this big-time
win re-establish them

as one of the top
contenders this season?

Kenny florian: Absolutely.

This was whiplash at its finest.

The driving, the
control, the power.

This bot could go wheel
to wheel against anybody.

Did you have fund tonight again?

I had an awesome time.

We always do around here.

So for jenny taft
and faruq, and our bot

whisperer, pete, and my man
kenny florian, I'm chris rose.

We'll see you next
time, on "battlebots."

[cheering]

[music playing]