01x24 - Hot Rocks // SheZap Is Whack

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[Narrator]
In ancient times,

ancient peoples foretold
of prophecies,
which were also ancient.

Musical prophecies.

A legendary guitar battle
between the good
and the posers.

The grand prize? An epic
rock-n-roll recording deal!

They called it

Meg-Guitar!

[cheering]

Jockstar and Punkenstein. Is
that the name of your band?

I prefer Punkenstein and
Jockstar. But--

Actually, we're still trying
to pick the perfect name.

I've got one for ya. How about
Loser and the Other Loser?

[guitar strums]

Ha! Burn!

Oh, look, it's
Marsha and the Marshmallows.

It's Marsha and the Mayhem,
you dweeb.

Mayhem. Marshmallows.
Either way,
we're gonna roast you.

Burn!

Uh, Marsha and the Meatloaf,
can I get an interview?

Marsha's right. You guys need
to come up with a name now.

Uh-oh, my She-S-P is tingling.

- That's too long.
- And personal.

No, I mean it. My She-S-P
is really tingling.

What do we got, Sheila?

Nothing short of a
colossal Shemergency.

Uh. Yeah, no, I can't handle a
Shemergency right now, Sheila.

We're on in 20 minutes.

Yeah, and we're
tryin' to get famous.

Sorry to bust your bubble, bro,

but SheZow rule number


"SheZow cannot ignore
a Shemergency
for personal reasons."

And yes I know
them all by heart.

Thanks, Nerdo the Great,
but I'm sure it's fine,
just this one time.

It's not like it's the end
of the world or something.

Yes, it is. The Earth's core is
about to explode.

And you have 19 minutes to
save the entire planet.

- Oh.
- Whoa that sounds major!

Ya think?

[Maz] Nice parking job.

[Guy] Thanks.

Okay. According to Sheila,
all I need to do
is drop this Glamrock

into that mega volcano
and we're good to go.

Hey! See if you can make
a basket from here.

What? Dude, come on. The fate
of the world is in my hands.

You really think I can make it?

Well, I don't know, maybe
you're not that super.

Oh, please! I happen to have

super-directional
omni-locational throwing power.

Prove it.

Alright, I will.

Powers don't fail me now.

Come on. Go in.

Little to the left.
Little to the left.

[roaring]

Holy SheZow!

Who dareth wake the all-powerful
Magmus the Magnificent?

She did.

Run!

You shall melt for
your malevolence!

I don't even know
what that means.

I've got thee now, intruder.

SheZow, help!

What? Oh, heck to the no.

Stop right there,
Blobba the hut!

Ugh. Ew! Lava breath.

Looks like you could use some
Icy-licious breath spray

with Ultra-zowie blaster action!

There. That oughta hold him.

Mmm. Minty fresh.

[rock music playing]
[cheering]

Sheila, please call Guy
and tell him to hurry.

Unfortunately, the Earth's
magneto-sphere is

extirpating all
holo-sonic gesticulation.

- Say what?
- I can't get a hold of 'em.

Keep trying.

Well, well, well...
If it ain't the manager
for The No-Shows.

Ha! Burn!

I always knew your
brother was a chicken.

Guy's not chicken, he's just
stuck in the middle of the--

Whatever, Marsha.
He'll be here in a minute

and he'll wipe up
the stage with you!

Turns out that super
icy breath spray

doesn't work too
well on lava dudes.

Why hast thou entered
my sanctum?

His what?

I shall destroy you
with thine own vehicle!

I'm not afraid of you, Magma!

Cymbals... Guitars...
Tight pants...

Are you-est in a rock band?

Duh!

What do you call thine band?

Yeah, well... well
that's the problem.

We don't have a name yet.

Perhaps I can help thee.

Yeah right, What do
you know about rock?

Ah hello! I puteth the
molten into molten rock.

Baby, baby, scream out loud.

Marsha and the Mayhem
rockin' the crowd.

Kick it! Lick it!
Stand up proud!

Blow it up in a mushroom cloud!

Ugh! They're good. We
gotta take 'em down,

rip 'em to shreds and
send 'em packing!

What?

Sheila, any luck?

Just the bad kind.

I'm still unable to make
contact with SheZow.

How much time until
the earth explodes?

Thirty eight seconds. 37. 36.

Well, wherever they are,

I'm sure they're busy
trying to save us.

[rock music playing]

[screaming]

Nice!

But we weren't that loud.

It's the volcano!

Uh-oh.

Straight up.

Looks like it's time
to get zowie wid it.

- Glamrock?
- Glamrock.

Sheezie freezie breath spray?

Cheezie weezy free...
yeah whatever here.

Luck be with thee, SheZow.

Oh, please. Luck has
nothing to do with it.

It's all skill. Watch this.

Stupid high heels.

Earth, please don't destroy
yourself today.
I've got a show to do.

Whoa!

Oh, dear.

Alright mother of all
volcanoes, let's do this.

Open wide.
Here comes the Glamrock.

Ow! Pain!
Agony! Up!

Sheeee-hawww!

Alright, here we go, now for
the band that has no name!

Come on out!
Show us what you got!

Oh, she-rrific.

Whoa!

Looks like a little
earthquake goin' down

from all this head
banging rock-n-roll!

If only.

Alright, that's it. No
more mister nice girl.

Gotcha!

Thanks, pal. You rock.

Literally.

Alright, you big
blowhard, let's do this!

[burping]

SheZaster averted.

I don't know how to thank thee
for saving the world, SheZow.

Well, you can start by
telling us how to get back.

Yeah, quick, we've got a
concert, like, right now!

Okay, but only if I
can be in thine band?

- Yeah, okay.
- You're in.

There's just one thing, Magmus!

- Oh?
- She-Yeah.

I rock as a boy.

You rock-eth either way.
Let us go, bro.

Once again,
the band with no name!

[rumbling]

What the--

[roaring]

Would you look at that thing?

Hello, Megadale!

We are... We are...

What's our name?

No idea.

That's not a good name.
You got anything?

Nope.

Uh, well, um...

[whispering]

That rocks. Thanks, sis.

Ladies and gentlemen!

We! Are!

The Eruptions!

I don't care about curfews,
I don't care about junk

I don't care about goatees,
don't care about
nothin' but punk

[rock music playing]

I don't care about posin',
you're just all about talk

I don't care about fronting,
don't care about
nothin' but rock

Punk Rock!

Yes.

Hey, Marsha. Looks like
The Eruptions

just blew you away, girl!

Reoooow!

Boys and girls, welcome
to SheZow Wow Day

where SheZow will
give a demonstration

of her she-mendous powers!

[cheering]

Now, now. Pipe down.
As your Principal

it is my job to see that you
don't have too much fun.

But, I did see SheZow's Shehicle
parked out on the field!

Wow. Check it out, Maz.

- They really love me.
- Totally, dude.

You're a she-lebrity.
You nervous?

You kidding? I've done
SheZow-Con, SheZoween,
SheZow-Fest,

SheZow-mania, SheZow-palooza.
This'll be a
SheZow piece of cake.

Cool. I'll just change
into my sidekick costume.

Oh, no, no, no dude. Not today.

Uh. Why not? I've been
practicing all week.

Because we're at school.
Somebody might recognize you.

So, what if they do?
I could get totally popular.

Dude, I said no and I'm
the boss, I'm the man!

You go, girl.

Whatever.

[snoring]

[Principal] When I myself
attended this very
school way back in the 1970's,

I dreamed of one day
I would-- Whoa!

Sheroic! She-wow!

Now, SheZow, there's no
flying permitted in the gym!

Okay. Coming in for a landing!

Super ballistic
fishnet stockings!

Two points. Good morning
Megadale Middle School!

Are you ready
to get zowie wid it?

[cheering]

I can't hear you!

That's more like it!

He's such a drama queen.

Total.

By now you've probably
noticed my highly stylish

super glamazon beautility belt.

Where I store super-secret
gadgets inside big
bad beauty products,

like my
Tiny Trusty Turbo Tweezers!

Observe.

With my Turbo Tweezers I can
gently "pluck" the Principal

from the jaws of danger and
pull him back to safety.

Thanks for the lift.

In my Beautility Belt, I
also have Vanishing Cream,

a Boomerang Brush
and my personal favorite
Laser Lipstick!

Thrust! Parry! Lunge! Rip!

Be careful, you almost
cut off my hair!

That's hair?

[school bell ringing]

I sure hope SheZow uses her
Boomerang Brush
in the field demo.

That thing's gnarly.

Oh, okay, I will-- Ow.

I mean, I will, ask SheZow
to do that for you.

You know SheZow, personally?

No, but I do. I organized
the whole thing.

This is the shirt?
I'll tell her.

Cool. Thanks. You
know, I met her once.

You did?

Yeah, we went out on a date.

No, you didn't.

Oh, man, now I gotta go get
changed. Catch you guys later.

He didn't. I didn't.
I mean he was lying.

He was just trying to look cool.

I know.

So, boss, are you
sure you don't need

a professional-like sidekick to
help with the Shehicle demo?

Dude, we already
discussed this--

And if there's a
martial arts segment,

I could totally be your dummy.

You'd be perfect at that, Maz.
But Ab-she-lutely not.

As the organizer, I forbid it.

Oh, man.

Gotta go. It's almost show time.

[whistling]

It's show time alright.

- Hey, Hamdon?
- Wassup?

Your skirt.

Dude, what are you doing here?

This isn't bring your evil
clone to school day, ya know?

I want a new toy. And I think
I'll take your Shehicle.

You're shelusional. That
Shehicle ain't goin' nowhere.

Not as long as
I'm in the picture, pal.

Yeah, well, guess what, pal.

You're outta the picture.

What are you doing
with that Glamrock?

Hey! Let me outta here! Now!

No, no, that's not gonna happen.

You're gonna sit here and look
pretty like a good little girl.

This is she-diculous!
I will she-nihilate you!

Let me outta this Glamrock!

Now, to get my hands
on that Shehicle.

You glow girl.

Dude. Why are you changing
in the boys' locker room?

That is whacked.

My bad.

And did you change your hair?
You look different.

Nope. Nothing different.
Same old boring me.

Hey, you wanna help me out
in the field demonstration?

Does this answer your question?

That answers a lot of questions.

Now go get Kelly.
We'll need her too.

Found her.

Uh, excuse me, SheZow,
but what kind of
demonstration is this exactly?

And you look different.
Did you change your hair?

Nope. Keep quiet and
you'll find out, Kelly!

Ladies and gentlemen.

The Shehicle is a masterpiece
of shelaborate engineering.

Allow me to demonstrate

the maxi-blasting super-lasting
mega smoke screen.

Uh-oh.

Just remember, Kell, no
matter what happens,

I've got your back.

Drop and roll!

Wow! Aren't these the
greatest volunteers ever!

Let's give 'em a big hand!

Get it? Big Hand?

So corny.

Just spicing up my act
with a little comedy.

Very little.

Su rutina de la comedia
es muy bueno, SheZow.

Huh? Excuse me. What
are you talking about?

I have to get back to my fans.

- I knew it.
- What?

Guy speaks Spanish.

Si. So.

This SheZow doesn't.

He doesn't even
sound like SheZow.

Dude, that's because
it's SheZap.

Oh, great. I'd better
find Guy she-mediately.

Sheila. I need you. Come in.

It appears the crystalline
composition of the Glamrock

is interfering with the signal.
But if you stand on one leg...

Okay.

...touch your nose with
your left index finger...

Uh-huh.

...and point straight up
with your right arm.

You think this'll
help the signal?

No, it's just funny.

Come on Guy,
where are you, dude?

[phone dialing]

Hey, wait a minute.
That's Guy's ring tone. Hello?

[banging]
Guy, are you in there?

[Guy] Ow.

SheZow! I order you
to stop right now!

Hey, she-dork!

Huh?

You're a she-diculously
horrible driver!

Well, excuse me!

I've never driven this thing
before, you little pest!

Sheila? I need you to
override the Shehicle
and shut it down! Now!

[Sheila]
That would be nice but I can't.

Why not?

Because SheZap's DNA
is the same as Guy's,

giving him complete
control of the Shehicle.

Well that's debatable.

Perhaps all SheZap needs is a
little Driver's Training Course?

Oh! That's perfect!
Sheila, you're a genius!

Yes.

[yelling]

Shelia! Hurry!

Activating the Virtual
She-Ality driving simulator.

[beeping]

[honking]

[screaming]

Let's see just how
indestructible
this Shehicle really is.

Rock-n-roll!

Huh? A hologram?

Did you say "hollah" gram?
Okay, I'll "hollah."

Whoa!

How do you stop
this crazy thing?

- O.
- M.

- G.

So long fools! I got
what I came for!

Time for me to make
my dramatic exit!

Oh, you want a dramatic exit?
I'll give you a dramatic exit!

Boomerang Brush!

Holy SheZap!

Alright, SheZap. That's it.
No more mister nice girl.

Let me out. Can't we
talk this over, friend?

After all, I am your clone.

You may be my clone but
you ain't my friend.

[yelling]

SheZow, you rock!

Do it again!

SheZow! I've got
something to say to you!

Uh-oh.

Could I get your autograph?

Oh, I'd be she-lighted.

Let's hear it for SheZow
on SheZow Wow Day!

Thank you, fans! I love you too!

And let's not forget my
trusted sidekick, uh...

Captain Debacle!

And whenever there's trouble
I'll kick it in the--

Way to go, Captain Debacle!

The name says it all!

♪ [theme music plays] ♪