01x18 - Transformation Overload // Wishington

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

Wait!

No!

[screaming] No!

Dramatic much?

Don't play dumb.
We missed the bus

thanks to youuu-eeeuuu,
what is that smell?

[sniffs]
Didn't have time to shower.

For what, like a month?
Ugh, stay downwind.

Really? Is it that bad?

Does that answer your question?

Hey! Maybe I've unlocked
a cool new power.

Ultra Manly Super Stench!
Ha, ha, ha!

Ugh. With powers like that,
who needs villains?

Hey, first bell rang. I didn't
know if you were gonna show up.

Ooh. I mean throw up.
Ugh. What is that putrid stank?

Captain Body Odor here.

Hey, I'm not ashamed.
It's natural.

Yeah, so is pig poop.

Dude, you need to try my

Mega-Macho Manly-Man
Mighty-Musk Deodorant.

But I don't--
[coughing]

Whoa! That stuff is strong.

I feel really weird.

You are really weird.

Tootles.

I ain't kidding, there's
definitely something--

Wrong.

Guy? Where'd you go?
Whoa!

Hey. Why'd you change?
Is it career day?

No.

Dude, control yourself.

I can't.

[whistle blowing]

Let's hit the field!

Oh, no, not here.

You okay, Hamdon?

Oh, yeah. Totally chill.
[laughing nervously]

[dramatic music]
Ah!

Shh!

Oops. Wrong locker.

On your marks, get set--

[starting p*stol fires]

[tire screeching noise]

[laughing]
That tickles, Sheila. Stop it!

You stop. You're the one with
Transformation Permutation.

- That sounds fancy.
- Can you get rid of it?

I'll have to analyses the data.
It could take days.

What? No. I demand a cure now!

There are two chances of that.
Slim and none.

Hey! Check this.

Guru Lew McGrew, the
superhero self-help therapist.

Maybe he can cure you.

Ha! Ab-she-lutely not.

There is no way I'm going to
see some New-Age goof ball.

What's his name again?

Kelly: Hello!

Maz: Yoohoo! Guru Lew McGrew,
where are you?

We need to find this clown.

Quick.

[amplified voice] McGrew: You do
not find Guru Lew McGrew!

Guru Lew McGrew finds you.
Answer me this!

What is the sound of
one finger snapping?

Hey! It's coming from over here.

Are you Guru Lew McGrew?

Does the chipmunk
chip in the woods?

This is my brother,
he's SheZow--

Yeah and he can't control his--

That. He needs your help.

Ong gong, maleekee blong.

Looks like he's the
one who needs help.

A bird in the hand is a handy
bird and a wolf bays at the moon

but no one moons the wolf.

I wouldn't. Mm-hmm. Nope.

Ong gong, maleekee blong.

I'm outta here.

- Stop!
- Whoa!

First you must solve the
unsolvable riddle, Dung Beetle.

Why does the fireman
wear red suspenders?

Duh! To hold up his pants.

Huh. Yeah,
that would make sense.

Very well! The glorious Guru
Lew McGrew shall guru you.

I shall teach you not
to fear your fear

because it only fears
your fierceness.

What?

Reach your hand in
among the spiders, Bean Curd

- and remove the card.
- There's no way I'm gonna--

Do as I command!

[gasps]

I... I...

- I did it!
- What's it say?

Only a ding bat puts hand in
box full of poisonous spiders.

[laughs]

Oh, she-riffic,
I'm not cured yet.

Patience is a virtue,
Rabbit Tail.

In other words, zip it!

Oh, heck to the no.
I'm not going in there.

I guarantee you will
enter a caterpillar

and emerge a butterfly,
Cocoa Bean. Now get in!

Seriously?
How's this gonna cure me?

I don't know. But I don't
want to clean it myself.

[door slams]

Guy: Hey! Open up.
Let me outta this out-house now!

Guy: Oh, poo!

So, are you ready to fly,
Fever Blister?

Yeah, if I could, dude.

But I can't, so don't
rub it in, okay?

Maybe you're trying too hard.

[screams]

- What are you doing?
- He can't fly!

[gasping]
Help!

[sobbing]

- But he has a cape.
- I know. I don't get it either.

Cross the burning coals,
Cactus Blossom.

Unleash your hidden powers.

That's like a million degrees!

Believe the coal is cold...
and cold is the coal.

[grunts]

Wait!

What's in this?

Marshmallows. In case you don't
make it all the way across.

Guy: Ow! Hot, very hot, pain,
agony, much suffering!

[gasps]

Anybody seen that fireman?

Tell me, Meadow Muffin

has Guru Lew McGrew taught
you to master your fear?

What fear?

Good answer. By the way there's
a big hideous bug on your leg.

I no longer fear my fear,

because it only fears
my fierceness.

Yeah maybe. But there's
still a big bug on your leg.

[screams]

Dude. Check you out.

You got scared and
didn't turn into SheZow.

Whoa. You're right.

I can control my transformations
now. This is she-nomenal.

Yes, Corn Weasel, cured are
you by Guru Lew McGrew.

[gasps]

But beware Tumble Weed...

With great responsibility
comes great big hair.

Tap the untapped
and uncover new-- Ow, ow ow!

Ah! Darn it.
There goes my fancy exit.

So Guy, I'm waiting for you to
thank me for finding the guru.

Good things come to those
who wait, Dung Beetle.

[laughing] Good one.

Skree!

- The Pigeon!
- Whoa!

[laughing]

[gasps] Oh, no! He's gonna rain
on the Megadale Parade!

Oh, no he's not. You go girl!

[clears throat] You go girl!

Oh! I'm not zowin'.
I'm not zowin'!

I guess Guru Lew McGrew
was too good.

Yeah, and you found him so this
is all your fault, Corn Weasel!

Come in, SheZow.
I have your test results.

What do you have, Sheila?

The basic structure
of your She-N-A

was altered by foreign particles

causing you to transform
uncontrollably.

Well, now thanks to Kelly
I can't transform at all.

What kind of particles
were they, Sheila?

A patented compound
found only in

Mega-Macho Manly-Man
Mighty-Musk Deodorant.

[laughs sheepishly]
Told you it was strong.

No, stop, don't, I--
[coughs]

Yes! Looks like SheZow's
back in business!

And she smells manly.

Take me in close to
the pigeon, Maz.

It's time to get zowie with it.

[dramatic music playing]

Hey Pigeon! Over here!

Skree!

Seriously? You want a
screaming contest? Okay.

[screams]

You think you can ruffle my
feathers, SheZow? Think again!

[g*n shot]

[gasps]

Whoa!

Oh! This is she-diculous!
Why can't I fly? I have a cape!

Remember what
I taught you, SheZow.

Repeat the words and unleash
your untapped power...

Oh, yeah, okay.

"Don't fear your fear because
it only fears your fierceness."

No way! I can fly!
This is un-she-lievable!

I love my cape. Good cape.
Nice cape.

Oh, great, she learned
how to fly. Flock!

[fast paced music playing]

Skree!

Yeah! Go SheZow!

Oh, look Maz, our baby can fly!

I know. It's beautiful.

Retweet! Retweet!

No you don't, bird brain!

Ballistic Fishnets.

Yes! I feel totally she-roic!

Here I come, home skillet!
I'm fly!

I mean I can fly!
And I'm pretty--

[crashing]

Ooh. That's gotta hurt.

Like a bug on a windshield.

Must. Practice. Landing.

[sound of skate boards]

[laughing]

This is going to be
our best school dance ever!

Ta-da!

Guy: Watch out!

You ruiners!

We worked on this all day, Guy!
I hope you're proud of yourself.

Well, actually I am. We just
broke our own speed record.

I'm gonna break something
if you don't apologize.

Sorry. I wish it had never
happened. Get outta my grill.

Seriously? You really wish
it had never happened?

Yeah. Almost as much as you wish

'that thing' had never
happened at last year's dance?

Ooh!

It was the music! That band
blew chunks. I couldn't help it.

It looked like you
couldn't help it.

Speaking of helping, I think
I found a band for us.

Really?
Oh, I could just hug you.

Mission accomplished.

Show me the band first.

So, what's the name
of the band, dude?

Oh, I don't know.

Cool name.

Right now I just wish
I had a hot dog.

Holy SheZow!

Dude, I want one too.

I wish for a hotdog.

With relish please.

I guess it likes you
better than me.

Who doesn't?

Good one.

I wish Maz had a hot dog too.

With relish.

With relish.

Hot Dog!

What should I wish for next?

- How many coins you got?
- One.

Wish for more coins.

Duh. More coinage please.

[clinking of coins]

[both laughing]

This is gonna be fun.

[all screaming]

[video game sounds]

[laughter]

Hey, Maz, what do pirates
use to travel on land?

I don't know. What do pirates
use to travel on land?

A car!

What was that?

What was what? Are you
seeing things again?

You having fun, bro?

This rocks.

[screaming and laughing]

I wish for an ultra
mega choco-cream.

Dive b*mb!

[slurping noises]

Sweet!

[burps loudly]
[laughing]

Did you hear that?

Dude, they heard it on the moon.

Ah! Let's go there.
Wish for that.

Zow-ow-ow! My She-S-P
is tingling off the hook.

Uh-oh. Where's the danger?

Right here!

Does that answer your question?

Hold it right there!
Sure and begorrah!

Do I look like
Santa Claus to ya?

Uh...

No, you look like a leprechaun.

Really? What gave it away?

Well, mainly the pointed
shoes and the funny hat--

Never mind!

My name is Wishington

Chief Magical Compliance
Officer of all Wishing Wells.

Who are you?

I'm SheZow, and I don't
think I like you.

I'm not here to be liked.
I'm here to enforce the rules!

All 77 million of them.

Oh, is that all?

I hate rules.

Really? I couldn't tell.

Most ordinary folks get
one wish per year, max.

But you're working this
poor old well like--

Wait, wait, you said
"ordinary folks", right?

Aye, that I did. Obviously.

Which is different
from "superheroes". Obviously.

Er, uh, well, I...

Technically, I suppose.

I've, uh, never actually come
across that in the manual...

[coin clinks] Well, then I wish
you were on the moon.

[snarling] Superhero, huh?
We'll see about that.

[sound of engine]

Step right up.

A little mini-monkey
for every troll.

For those long cold
nights under the bridges.

SheZow, you must stop
making wishes immediately.

Why? I like it.
It makes me happy.

[laughing]

Because you are creating

a wishispheric imbalance
in the wishiverse.

Ah,Como?

Nobody else's wishes
can come true

with you hogging them all up.

[laughter]

Your luck just ran out, SheZow!

Sorry, Sheila. Have to go.

Wait. The wishiverse.
I need to--

Wishbones of w*r!

She-Yikes!

[sound of shots fired]

[maniacal laughter]

What's his problem? I'd be happy
if somebody sent me to the moon!

Right?
Some people are just rude!

Shamrocks of Havoc!

Ahhh!

- Come on!
- Whoa!

- Stay away from that well!
- Make me!

Rules are rules, fools!

Get off my candy cane!

I bet you're wishing you'd
never even met me, huh?

Sakes alive, lad, I am not
allowed to make wishes.

That's against the rules.

No wonder you're so bitter.

Uh. You're right.
I need a new job.

Hmm...

I wish for...

Oh, no, you didn't!

What? Is there a problem?

Uh-oh.

I wish for a pony.

Yikes!
[screaming]

That's not a pony! Oh, my gosh!

At long last my wishes
shall be granted.

Operator: We're sorry but the
genie you're trying to reach

is no longer available.

[whistling]

Seriously?

Sakes alive! In three minutes

the planet will be pumped
so full of magic

it'll literally burst.

I hate it when that happens.

Nothing we can do now.

But, Wishington,
you've gotta stop it!

You're the only one
who can help!

Me? Yes, you!

I know I could. But I'm over it.
Oh!

I quit! Let the next
Wish Coordinator sort it out.

I'm outta here!
[snaps fingers]

She-Zow: Wait!

Dude you gotta
get him back! Quick!

All right, calm down. Don't act
like it's the end of the world.

[sound of thunder]

Never mind.

Alright, I'll get him.
Wish me luck.

Oh no. I'm not wishing
anything right now.

Wait up, Wishington!

You can't leave, McDude!

- Why not?
- Because, uh...

you still owe me a wish!

Seriously? After all this,
you can dare make a wish?

My last coin went in the well

but I didn't get to say
what I wanted.

[both screaming]

Shezow! Help!

Don't worry Wishington,
I'll save you.

One good twister
deserves another!

[Wishington screaming]

Ballistic Fishnets!

Nice.

Now how about that last wish.

Alright. Rules are rules.
You'd better hurry though!

Whoa! Dude. One last wish.

One chance to save the world.

Don't choke.

Thanks, Maz.
But, for my final wish?

Hurry lad, spit it out.

[Maz making drum roll noises]

I wish for... your biggest
wish to come true!

- What?
- Really?

You'd give your last wish?
To me?

Fair's fair.

That's... but...
I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything.

Just think of the thing you want
the most in the entire universe.

And it's yours!

Well... In that case...

Thank you very much!

[both laughing]

Uh-oh.

Here's a little tune I call

"Fixing the ruptured
wishiverse."

When wishes got you bummin'
and magic wrecks the town

the only way to fix it is
rock and roll throw down!

[laser g*n noises]

[guitar lead playing]

The Wishiverse has
left the building.

So, what do you think?

I think I have a gig for you!

[groovy dance music playing]

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