01x15 - Mr. Nice Guy // Dental Breakdown

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

Guy?

Buddy?

Your buddy is at the
movies with Kelly.

Hey Sheila.
What are they seeing?

The Sisterhood of the
Traveling Notebook of Summer.

That's a chick flick.

Guy would never pick that movie.
What's going on here?

It's part of a new SheZow

sensitivity training program
initiated by Kelly.

Guy isn't sensitive at all.

As long as I've known him, he's
never even cried. Not once.

[Woman in movie]
Not this summer or any summer.

Promise me you'll
wait for me, Amy.

I promise. I promise on
my sister's notebook.

MEGADALE MOVIE PALACE

[Guy softly crying]

Looks like the sensitivity
training worked pretty well.

Yes, a little too well.

Are you okay?

[crying]

I'll take that as a no.

What's wrong with me, Sheila?

[Sheila]
Oh dear, just as I thought.

You're experiencing a rare
SheZow phenomenon

called She-Latability.

See ya later, Billy?
What's that?

She-Latability. It's a
form of Super Empathy.

You mean he can actually
feel everyone's emotions?

Not just feel them. He
actually cares about them.

Wow.
That's intense!

Dude, you were like full-on
she-motional. All better now?

Yeah. Actually,
I feel she-riffic.

Good, I was worried.

I know, Kell. I can feel it.

It must be hard having me
sometimes as a brother. Hug?

Okay. [nervous laughter]
You can let go now.

Sheila, please tell me
there's a cure for this.

No there isn't. But I will run a
search for possible treatments.

And, Maz. I've been
meaning to tell you, pal

you're the best sidekick a
superhero could ever have. Hug?

Let's not and say
we didn't okay?

[Sheila]
She-Mergency! She-Mergency!

Mocktopus is robbing
the laboratory

of Dangerous
Sciences, Incorporated.

Poor Mocktopus. It's probably
just a cry for help.

Or a villainous plot to
destroy the city!

Come on let's go!

I'd like to give him the
benefit of the doubt.

I'd like to give him a nice
swift kick in the tentacles.

[loud speaker]
Please exit the building
in an orderly manner.

[yelling]

I'll take some super
hydraulic robot legs!

This big bad beautiful
bronze Bunsen burner!

Oo, and a dozen of these really
radical uranium rods.

[laughing]

Give it up, Mocktopus!

Put your hands in the air.

Give it up, Mocktopus. Put
your hands in the air!

I don't have hands, ding dong!

And even if I did, I wouldn't
put them in the air,

I'm busy stealing!

Didn't your mother ever tell you
not to take other people's toys?

You leave my mother out of this!

[shrieks]

You little sneaker.

Is that what your mom calls you?

Told you to lay off the
mom talk, didn't I?

Now I'm gonna eat you for lunch.

Oh, goody,
a skinny little appetizer.

[Maz screams]

Your mother never said anything
nice to you at all, did she?

-Huh?
-You heard me.

How did you know that?

She didn't even say
"I love you." Did she?

No. She never did.

That's why I'm
stealing all this stuff!

I'm trying to do something
truly evil to make her proud.

There, there, Mocktopus.
That's no reason to steal.

Just go home.

Be good from now on and
feel better about yourself.

-Okay?
-Okay.

Bye!

That went she-mazingly well.

You do realize he took half
the lab with him, right?

Yeah. So?

You need to kick him in the
tentacles. She-radicate him!

No, violence isn't the answer.

The answer starts
with the letter "L".

-Loser?
-No, dude. Love.

Great. A superhero that doesn't
wanna fight?

That is messed up.

Don't label it.

[screeching tires]

You'd better run if you
know what's good for you!

I need money!
To build my own mega-army!

Dude, what are you doing?

Uh, trying to take over
the world, civilian!

What does it look like?

It's the voice, isn't it?

What about my voice?
I have a commanding presence.

[snickers]

You've been teased about
it your whole life

and now you're overcompensating.

It's like you can read my mind.

No, Major Attitude, I
can read your heart.

It's okay, common problem.
Happens to a lot of people.

They get their feelings hurt

then spend the
rest of their lives

in a mindless quest for
total global domination.

You're right. I need help.
I should turn myself in.

[Major crying]

-Tissue?
-Thank you.

I'm okay.

Dude, with this new
she-lat-a-bility power

you're like that famous
psychotherapist, Dr. Jekkyl.

You mean Doctor Freud?

Yeah, sure.

You just gave me a
she-nomenal idea, Maz.

Welcome to super evil villain
therapy, Candy Rapper.

Please feel free to share.

I ain't frontin' yo.

I'm full-on down with
flossing off the hook bling.

Bling. Interesting.

But I got to snag me some grip

to get these fools
all up outta my grill.

You feel me?

Oh, totally.
Now tell me about your family.

They're sweet.

I can blow a super spit bubble
that's stronger than steel.

I just wish I could put
one around my heart.

[burps]

Interesting.

He sleeps with his TV on.

You eat with your mouth open.

Hmm.

I worry my Yo-Yo's are too small

and that the other villains
don't take me seriously.

Well, actually, they don't.

[laughing]

I knew it! I will destroy you!

Hmm, next week,
anger management.

[Mocktopus cackling]

Now for my first dam bust ever.
Mamapus is sure to be proud.

MOM-555-MOCK

[ringing]
Come on.

[voicemail]
This is Mamapus. You know
what to do, so do it right!

[beep]

Mamapus, you better
turn on the news.

'Cause baby's gonna
make a splash.

Mocktopus!

Stop that dam banging! Now!

SheZow! Sheila discovered
a treatment

for your She-Latability.

She's so thoughtful.
But I won't be needing it.

-I've given up fighting.
-Are you sure about that?

You sure you don't
need to fight,

like in about three seconds?

Yeah I'm sure.

Because the best part about
having She-latability is this.

You mean--

You can sense your
opponents next move?

She-cisely.

She-mazing!

She-yikes!

Roar!

[Mocktopus yells]

[crash]
[splash]

[laughing]

I know it's not nice,
but I can't help it!

No, it's good! That's the
treatment for She-Lat-a-bility.

Laughing at the
misfortune of others!

That's actually
pretty messed up.

Roar!

I'm gonna get you.

Come and get this!
Laser lipstick!

Oh, huh?
[gasps]

Uh-oh!

Alright, Mocktopus. That's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl!

Now, wait a minute, She-pal.

Can't we talk about this?

Talk to the hand, Mocktopus.

Heavy Handed Super she-slap!

But wait. What happened to
peace, love and hugs, SheZow?

What about my mother?

What about me?

Mamapus, save me from
the big bad SheZow!

Mamapus, save me from
the big bad SheZow!

So now you need my help, huh?

[Mamapus] If you'd listened
to your Mamapus,
none of this would be happening.

You could've gone into something
truly evil, like banking!

Ow!

I love a good
super sour sugar sucker.

Spicy cinnamon's the best.

Mine's a--

[crunch]
[whimpers]

Mine's got a tooth in it.

Yours or someone else's?

It's mine.

My baby tooth. The one that
would never come out.

You still have a baby tooth?
That's whack.

Guy's a bit of a late bloomer.

I am not!
I'm the manliest dude I know.

You must not know many dudes.

For your information, Kelly,
I even have a chest hair.

He does. He named it Charlie.

I can't wait for
the Tooth Fairy.

This baby's gotta be worth
at least five bucks.

That's weird.

I know. Poor doofus. Still
believes in the tooth fairy.

Wait, you don't believe
in the tooth fairy?

Oh, brother.

Psst!

[yells]

[crash]

Shh!

Shush yourself, Aunt Sherry.
It's late, I'm bored

and I'm tired of giving
all my money away.

Listen you little fairy.

This is a 10,000-year old
family business

and you need to start taking
it seriously, so I can retire.

Do you think you can
handle that?

Of course I can handle it!

Any dodo could do this job.

That tooth is radioactive.

I'm too young to die.

But you're not. You do it.

Great Pearly Whites,
would you look at that.

I haven't seen a SheZow
tooth in decades.

A SheZow tooth?
Let me see that.

[gasps]

According to the Tooth
Fairy training manual

a SheZow tooth contains
she-mendous power.

[maniacal laughing]
[snorting]

With this magnificent molar, I
could become a super fairy.

[maniacal laughing]

See ya, Aunt Sherry. I have
somewhere less lame to be.

Ow.

Oh, no. This is fairy fairy bad.

You can say that again.

[yawns]

He owes me five bucks.

Nice to see you Sherry,
how have you been?

Well, besides the insomnia

and the crick in my wings.
I'm well. Thank you, Sheila.

I can't believe you
two know each other.

I can't believe the
tooth fairy's real.

I can't believe she
has an evil nephew.

I can't believe SheZow's a boy.

Not that there's anything
wrong with that.

She-Mergency!
She-Mergency!

Great pearly whites!

Periwinkle’s taking back all
the money we put under pillows.

This is fairy fairy
embarrassing.

You go girl.

Don't worry, Sherry.
I'll take him down.

[Maz] And I'll help!

Maz?

The name's Major Fluoride

and I'm rockin' the most
powerful toothpaste

known to human kind!

What's with the
state of Florida?

Because Florida is where
fluoride comes from. Hello?

He's right. Look it up.

I'm activating the
She-P-S satellite link

and setting a direct
course for Cloud Nine

where Periwinkle was
last spotted.

No, you're not, you're just

pushing buttons
and saying stuff.

I know. How'd it sound?

Good.

Dude, who knew the Tooth Fairy
would turn into the Tooth Scary.

I know. Can you believe?

The Tooth Fairy's taking money
from people now?

What's the world coming to?

That's rhetorical right?

[maniacal laughing]

With all this money and my new
super wand,

I could rule the world!

[maniacal laughing]

No, that's too much work.

But I can't just stand here and
talk to myself all day.

Or can I?

How's the world's greatest
fairy doing today?

Fabbity fab fab,
thanks for asking.

Just trying to figure out
something fun to do.

You could always pull
pranks on the woodland fairies.

No. Too easy. They're so lame.

You could always go see
a 3D movie.

And get a headache? No, I
need something more epic.

Something fairy, fairy...

-Super?
-Bingo.

Why don't you just turn yourself
into a monster

and attack the city?

Wow. Looks and brains.
You're a genius.

Can I play with your wand?

Does this answer your question?

Sometimes I just can't
stand myself.

[yells]

SHE-C-10

Hello, SheZow.

Hello Peri-stinkle.

It's winkle! Like twinkle
but without a "T"!

Either way it's dorky
with a "D".

Now gimme back my tooth.

Make me!

Laser Lipstick!

Super Fairy Mega Wand!

Ah!

Nice wings. You're pretty quick.

[grumbles]

Give me my tooth,
Periwinkle, or else!

You can't handle the tooth!

I said gimme the tooth, fairy.

[Maz yells]
[crash]

You want a tooth?
I'll give you a tooth.

Say hello to the
Saber Tooth Fairy!

[maniacal laughing]

I'm gonna blast him
with Fluoride.

[roars]

[yelling]

He's gonna attack Megadale.
Let's blast him!

Quick! To the She-C-10!

This book covers everything
from super teeth to dog teeth

but there's nothing in here
on how to stop a rogue fairy.

I'm sorry, Sherry.

Sherry?

Oh, my stars.

Oh, yum.
A chocolate fountain.

[Sherry hiccups]

[burps]

[giggles]

Fairies love chocolate
and chocolate loves me.

Just a little in my mouth
and I yell, "tee hee"!

Oh, no the Tooth Fairy's had
a complete dental breakdown.

She-Mergency!
She-Mergency!

What was that?

Run for your life!

I am!

[screams]

Huh?

Activate fishnet stocking bombs.

[muffled expl*si*n]

-Uh-oh.
-We need bigger bombs, dude.

How about the super-bad,
mega-rad She-lithium Torpedoes?

Perfect.

Say hello, kitty.

Oh, no.

[giggles]

That tickles.

That cat must have nine lives!

At least.

Uh-oh!

[yelling]

[maniacal laughing]

Oh, look.
A flying hors d'oeuvres. Yummy.

Dude, we're gonna be
she-nihilated!

All right. That's it.
No more Mister Nice Girl.

Laser Lipstick!

I hate laser lipstick!

Periwinkle Raphael
Ninny-muggins,

you are a disgrace to the
tooth fairy business!

[gulping]

[moaning]

Gotcha.

I'll take that.

Cool. Thanks.

Think I could get an extra
buck or two for all the drama?

Or not.

[Maz]
Major Fluoride to the rescue!

[grunting]

Major Fluoride! Snap out of it!
w*r's over man!

Oh, yeah.

Okay. I'm good.

SheZow, I am so sorry my
nephew went dental like that.

He's been a fairy fairy bad boy.

He needs to be punished.

After today's behavior

I've decided that Periwinkle is
going to be

the new dog tooth fairy.

Yo, dog. What's up?

[laughing]

That's perfect.

[barks]

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