01x11 - She Pal // the Pigeon

[bunniefuu]

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Yeah!

Yeah!
Bringing the front flip!

Doing the superhero!

Right on!

Schwipping the tail whip!

Huh?

Yikes!

Hey, Wanda.

Hay is for horses.

That's true.
And they also like sugar.

So do I.

Dream on.

Sup, girlfriend?

- I have a favor to ask.
- sh**t.

Since you're the president
of the SheZow fan club...

Uh-huh.

And you always seem to be
around when SheZow is...

Uh-huh.

Could you introduce me to her?

Uh-huh! Come over
for dinner tonight.

- She'll be here.
- Really?

Cause I'd do anything

to interview her
for the school newspaper.

That's good. Cause there's one
teeny tiny condition.

How teeny tiny are we talking?

If I get you an interview
with SheZow...

Then you do a front page
story on me and Maz

and our awesome new bikes.

Where are you going?

To pick an outfit for dinner!
Duh!

Guy, you have to be careful.

I'm wearing a helmet.

I'm talking about protecting
your secret identity.

Wanda's a snoop.

Relax, Kel, it's under control.

Sweetheart, this soy-vegan
meatloaf is quite a dish.

So are you.
I can't remember the last time

we had a romantic
candle-lit dinner together.

Yeah. Where are the kids?

Oh, they're eating
out on the patio.

They're having
some friends for dinner.

I hope they taste good.

Oh, you.

So... where is she?

Yeah, Guy, where is she?

I don't know. She should've
been here by now.

Let me go call her.

You have SheZow's number?

He has more than her number.

Oh, oh, outrageous how good
this vegan meatloaf is.

You go girl.

What kind of she-nanigans
are you up to?

Nothing. Just having
dinner with a friend.

Well, be careful.
She's a reporter.

We can't have the world
learning your she-cret.

What if they did?

Then you and your family
would be forced to spend

the rest of your life in a
superhero protection program...

on the moon.

Oh. Alright. I'll make
sure she doesn't find out.

You gonna eat that?

Hi, I'm SheZow.
What's your name?

Uh... my name? Umm...

It's Wanda.

That's it. Glenda.
Nice to meet you.

You too.

Ah-ah-ah!

Super strength? Check.

What else can you do?
Let's see what ya got!

Hang on!

Yes!

Show-off.

Do it again! Do it again!

- Ready?
- Hit me.

Any more questions?

Yes. How exactly
did you meet Guy?

Umm...

Speaking of Guy, where is he?

Oh, he, uh, wasn't feeling well.

Yeah, the vegan meatloaf,
it didn't agree with him.

- Ew.
- Ah. Don't write that down.

Hey, let's go
for a ride in the SheHicle.

[all shouting and cheering]

[Wanda shrieks]

Whoa! What just happened?

Oh, that was an auto shelectric
transmotor she-nominon.

Huh? She-what?

In other words, the SheHicle
turned into a supersonic jet

called the She-C-10.
Welcome aboard.

- First class all the way.
- Nuts?

She-Mergency.
She-Mergency.

There's a three alarm fire

at the corner of


That sounds hot, let's go!

I'm so excited, my first SheZow
mission! I can barely breathe.

Alright, I'm going in.

Give me five minutes and
if I'm not back, wait longer.

Sheila, take the helm.

Where do you want me to take it?

Do you really want
me to answer that?

No.

Time to get zowie with it!
Auto-drop she-jector seat.

Oh, my goddess,
she fell out of the plane.

What do we do, what do we do?

Sorry to gas your friend
like that, Kelly,

but I just couldn't
stand her anymore.

No, it's fine.

Is that a garbage bag
or an angel?

No, it's SheZow.

Cool boots.

SheZow! Hurry!

Here I come, Megadale!

Parachuting in a skirt.

Ouch! My buns
are getting toasted. Ouch!

Uh-oh.

Aah!

Incoming!

Nice landing. I give it a ten...

out of a gabillion.

SheZap. You evil clown...
I mean clone. What do you want?

Here you go with your
silly questions again. Hello?

I'm your dark side, remember?
I just want to wreak havoc.

Oh, you reek alright.

You want a piece of me, Shezap?

I am a piece of you, ding bat!

Laser lipstick!

k*ller curling wand!

Ballistic fishnets!

Ultra glam mega ram she slam!

Whoa! How did you do that?

Join me on the dark side
and I'll teach you.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Wow, that was easy.

Can I have your SheHicle too?

No, but you can do me a favor.

- What?
- You okay?

I can't believe I passed out.

Yeah, you were like all, bleh!

- Great.
- I made a note of it for you.

So, I guess
the interview's over?

Actually...
I have one last question.

No, I will not
be your boyfriend.

As if! Now, why can't I talk

to Guy and SheZow
at the same time?

- Together?
- At the same time?

What? Did I stutter?

No, you were clear.

Uh, yeah, okay, no problem.
I'll go get Guy.

Nuts?

I really think
this is a bad idea, Guy.

Really? Because I think it's
absolutely she-nius. Psst...

Hello me! How are we?

We're good.
Now remember our deal?

She-yeah!

How could I forget?

You were right.
These nuts are delicious.

You should write an article
about me and my nuts.

Aha. I knew it!

SheZow and Guy Hamdon
cannot

be together at the same time.

You owe me a dollar.

Maybe you should lay
off the nuts, Wanda.

Oh, ha ha. What's really
nuts is the fact that

SheZow and Guy Hamdon
are the same person

and I'm going to break
the story worldwide!

Hello, Pulitzer. Here I come.

News Flash!

[whistles]

See, I told you he was just
having tummy troubles.

Ew, you do look a little green.

And you look a little silly.

Not as silly as I feel.

Do me a favor and don't write
an article about me, okay?

Okay.

Do a story on Maz and Guy
and their cool bikes instead.

Whatever, just...
I gotta get out of here.

Now! Are you ready
to wreak some havoc!

Way to make a deal
with the devil, SheZow.

A girl's gotta do, what
a girl's gotta do, Kel.

That's some pretty
crafty thinking, dude.

- Thanks!
- Thanks!

Now, what will it be first,
girlfriend?

Rob a bank, take out the bridge?

Or maybe I should just
destroy you.

Maybe, or how about this...

Super moisturizing
vanishing cream!

Huh?

Did you really think I'd--

You'll pay dearly
for this deception, SheZow!

And your little friends too!

- That was fun.
- Fun? You call that fun?

You almost gave away
your secret identity.

Then you made a pact
with your own dark side.

Sounds even better
when you say it, Kel.

MEGADALE MIDDLE SCHOOL

[Maz]
Wow. Front page.

Where we belong.

Welcome, fans! Get your
autographs here! One dollar!

Fifty cents?

Autograph?

- Only if you pay me.
- I'll take one. Why not?

There you are.

Ha ha! Very funny!

- [Guy] Oops.
- SHEZOW

You did that on purpose.

Sorry! Comin' through!
Major rush!

Hey! Where'd you learn to ride?
Clown school?

Less attitude! More speed!

[Kelly]
Five, four, three...

- [Maz] Two.
- [Guy] One!

Late to your own flash mob?
That's a new low!

Not late! Right on time!

Hey, your pillow's wet!

Ha! That's cause I
drool in my sleep!

I hate to admit it,
little brother,

but you do
a mean "flash mob"!

[pigeon screams]

Classic.

What is that?

Wingless fools! I am the Pigeon!

It's Le Pigeon.

Now you shall pay the price
for wasting precious feathers!

And being mean to
birds in general.

We are not rats with wings!

We are gods!

What are you gonna do, peck us?

We're not afraid of you!

[all] Yeah!

Flock!

Okay. We're afraid.

[people screaming]

Get out! Get out!

Do something, Guy!

- Quick!
- Cover me.

You go--

Let the Rain of Terror begin!

What is this stuff?

It stinks.

It's a fear-based neuro-toxin
called Rain of Terror.

- How do you get it off?
- Like this.

- Do it again.
- Let's not and say we did.

So, what'da'we got
on this bird brain, Sheila?

The Pigeon is a product
of toxic waste.

A powerful mutant
turned bird activist.

He's fighting for bird rights?

Yes, he wants to get rid of
plate glass windows

on all skyscrapers.

I need to figure out where he's
gonna strike next. You go, girl!

Evil mutant birds beware!

Cheep-cheep!

Lemme guess. Captain Dodo?

No. I'm the mighty "Chick Pea"!

To the SheHicle!

Oh, gross.

This is absolutely she-scusting.

There's Rain of Terror
everywhere.

Dude, what's wrong?

Are you having
a reaction to the neuro-toxin?

No, I'm doing pigeon moves

so I can get into
the mindset of our villain.

Oh. Is it working?
You getting anything?

Yeah, a stiff neck. Ow.

Wait. There it is.

A full-on bird feeling, dude.

I'm in the zone.
Ask me anything bird-related.

So, Chick Pea,
where do birds hang out?

Car washes? And wherever
there's breadcrumbs.

Look!

It's a charity car wash
and breadcrumb sale.

I can't believe Maz
tore up my pillow

just to make a silly
sidekick costume.

Really? I thought
it was one of his best yet.

Yeah, but look at this mess.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's not a pillow feather.

No, it's not.

- Aha, just as I thought.
- What is it?

It belongs to The Pigeon.

It's one of his
flying feathers of fear.

Ewww, how'd it get here?

It must have gotten
stuck to Maz's clothing

during your encounter
with The Pigeon.

I'll analyze its DNA
and extrapolate

any proclivity toward
a specific enervation.

- Huh?
- I'll see if he has a weakness.

Oh. Cool. I wanna help.

Maz! I mean, Chick Pea!

[Le Pigeon]
Flock!

Two bucks for all of that?

Sorry, I'm cheap.

Oh, no you did-int!

Oh, yes we di-id! Flock!

SheVacuate!

SheZow!

Super she-lastic mega umbrella!

Flock!

Bagock!

Gnarly moves, bro.

Thanks.
It's just like snowboarding

on a mountain of-- no!

Eggbert, my long lost son!
Where have been?

Megadale Middle School.

I thought I looked there.

You know, I think you might
have me mistaken for someone--

Don't speak!

I am taking you home.

Darn it. What good is this cape
if I can't even fly?

SheZow. We have identified
The Pigeon's weakness.

I figured out his weakness.

Go you. What is it?

Statues. He's powerless
to resist them.

She-riffic. Good work, sis.

Now Eggbert,
what did I teach you

about talking
with your mouth full?

You didn't teach me anything!
You're not my fath--

Eat up so you will grow
big and strong like Papa!

You know,
once you get past the slime,

they're kinda tasty.

That'a'boy!

Now Papa's going out to get you

the biggest, fattest worm
he can find.

Be right back.

A buffet!

Then after that I will
give you zee flying lessons.

Tweet.

Way to worm your way in,
you big stinker.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Good, let's get outta here.

Well, I'm not so sure
I wanna go.

What? Don't be she-diculous.

He said he was going
to give me flying lessons.

Maz!

Hey! Check me out.

That's it. I really need
to learn how to fly.

This isn't what I had in mind.

Chick Pea! Go get help!

And now Le Pigeon will
teach you what happens

to nest-wrecking,
feather-wasting bird-haters!

Any last words?

Yeah! I can see
my house from here.

This is it! It's all gonna be
over in the blink of an eye!

Oh, this is the end!

Or I could just
use my parachute.

Ha ha ha. I'm so she-atrical!

[Le Pigeon] Flock!

Birds of a feather...

Splat together!

Flock!

Order up! Your chicken's ready!

Flock!

Huh! Woodpeckers!

You hideous flock wrecker!

I'm really getting tired
of your fowl language.

Flying Feathers of Fear!

Oh my.

I am going to peck you up!

I heard you like statues.

I don't like them, I love them.

Ah-oh, it's perfect.

What do you think of
the Thinker, you big stinker?

It's glorious!

Get a load of the Sphinx.
It's my best work yet.

I'm filled with pure
unbridled ecstasy!

Nice work, guys.

You too.
This turkey was dangerous.

A bird in the bag
is worth two in the bird bath

or however that old saying goes.

I don't know.
I kinda feel sorry for him.

Dude, don't.
He was totally coo-coo.

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