01x08 - A Walk in My Heels // She-T

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[cheerful chatter]

[hums]

[screaming]

Hey! Watch it, you big ruiner!

[gasping]

Sorry, Kel.

We're creating a new sport
called Trampoline Dodge Ball.

I don't see any trampolines.

Yeah, we don't have 'em yet.

They're expensive so
we're just practicing.

Wow. That is
absolutely fascinating.

I'm so proud of you two.

[both] Really?

No.

I can't believe this is what
you do in your spare time, Guy?

If I were you, I'd be
practicing my superhero skills.

If you were me, I'd be a dork.

- Good one.
- I know.

Ow!

How's that for
Trampoline Dodgeball?

Pretty good, actually.
You wanna be on my team?

[screaming]

[Maz] Sweet plastic patooties!

What is that?

[Guy] A giant creepy mannequin
having a meltdown.

Really? What gave it away?

Time to get zowie with it.

You go girl.

Alright, you manic mannequin!

What are doing?

I'm fighting in a new w*r!

Called "arm"ageddon!

Really? That's the best
you can do?

Ha! I'd like to see
you do a better job.

Watch and learn, girlfriend.

Hey! What's your problem,
mannequin-zilla?

Right now my problem is you,
toots!

Great. I'd better
go in stealth.

♪ [mysterious music plays] ♪

Yum!

What do you think you're
doing gettin' all "rarrr"!?

Wreckin' the park!
Can't you control yourself?

I'll take that as a no.

How did you do that?

I don't know. I just screamed
from the bottom of my insides

and, boom, I blew up the car.

Dude. You have powers.

I know. I feel she-mazing.

I can feel the energy
coursing through my veins.

Okay, this is gonna be fun.

I wonder what else I can do.

Hey. See if you have
super strength.

Try lifting this boulder.

[grunts]

Check me out!

Wow!

I'm super.

Wow! Can I be your sidekick?

[cries]

Look at these designer dorks
in their synthetic silliness!

[Sheila] The culprit's name
is Manny Ken.

Ha! I get it. Manny Ken.
Like mannequin. That's clever.

And dangerous too.

Why is he so agro?

This little tear in his shirt.

Seriously? Why?

Hello? Mannequin. They are
obsessed with their clothing.

Have no fear!

I will take down Manny Ken!

- Kelly?
- Name's not Kelly anymore.

I am Herrr-Culese.

Get it? Herrr-Culese?
Cuz she's a her?

Yeah. I get it.

You must be her
sidekick, Ridiculeez.

Hey! I like that.
I'm goin' with it.

Make way for the rise
of Herrr-Culese!

And Ridiculeez!

What kind of she-nanigans
are you up to?

Yeah, that?
Um, well...

I was invisible when I kicked
Manny Ken's plastic booty, and--

Kelly thought she did it?

[laughing] Yep.
Isn't that awesome?

That's one way of looking at it.

You think you're hot?
Think again.

I'm the world's
greatest mannequin!

Great galloping garments!

A fashion show without me in it?

I don't think so.

Hey, fashion victim!

Who are you calling
a fashion victim?

That cape is so last year.

I am Herrr-Culese!

This is Ridiculeez!

And you are toast!

That was good.

Thanks. I practiced
in the mirror.

Yeah, that was great, let's
give her a big hand.

Huh?

[grunts]

You hacked my khakis!

Whoa. You did it!

You deflected the arm!

I'm more powerful
than I thought.

[crowd cheering]

Megadale welcomed
a new hero today.

Herrr-Culese,
and her sidekick...

What was his name?

Ridiculeez.

Seriously?

I now pronounce Megadale-Mini
Mega-Mart open for business.

Shopping anywhere else
would be a crime!

She-riffic. Looks like
I've created a monster.

Welcome to She-Lebrity Showcase.

I'm your host, Gideon Gushy.

My first guests are
the hot new superhero duo

Herrr-Culese and Ridiculeez!

Hello Megadale!

Ridiculeez couldn't make it.
He's all tied up.

Seen enough?

Boy, does she have a giant ego.

Takes one to know one.

I need to tell her what's up

before the city does
something really stupid

like put her in a parade.

That's tomorrow.

What?

Welcome to Megadale Parade!

Next up we have Herrr-Culese!

And Dorkulese!

Dorkulese? Really?

You told them my
name was Dorkulese?

Get over it. It must be a typo.

Just be glad you get
to be near me.

Thank you all
for worshipping me!

What?

I used deodorant.

Hey! I wanna be in
the parade too!

Sorry, this is my fifteen
minutes of fame, not yours!

Oh, well, then break a leg!

What are you doing?

I have my own powers.
I can take care of myself.

Yeah, about that. There's
something I need to tell you--

Wow, you've got a strong grip!

What are you, a hand model?

Ow!

At least they're trying.

Yes. They're trying my patience.

Ow!

Great galloping garments!

You're scuffing up my shoe!

Put me down, ya big dummy.

Okay.

Listen, pal, can't
we work this...

Ouuuuut!

Back up!

Ahhh!
Oh, no!

Hello!

Hello. Hello. Hello...

Listen you, just because
SheZow is a has-been

and there's a new hero in town,

doesn't mean you can just
bury him-- I mean her!

Ah, Chihuahua!

Ow! Throb! Pain! Wound! Agony!

What happened to your
super strength?

I don't know.
It's suddenly gone.

This is really bad.

Almost as bad as your timing.

[Maz screams]

Hit him with your super scream!

Yeah. Good idea.

Uh-oh.

Did you feel anything?

Just a little nauseous
from your breath.

Huh?

Alright ya big dummy. That's it!

No more Mr. Nice Girl.

Ow!

Huh?

That's embarrassing.
[screams]

Uh-oh!

I guess this is
the end, Ridiculeez!

Yes, unfortunately!

I'm sorry for pushing you
out of the spotlight.

Can you ever forgive me?

Hold me!

Boy, am I glad to see you.

Me too. Thanks for saving us.

I don't know what
happened to my powers.

Yeah. About that...

You didn't have
any super powers.

But I blew up the car and
knocked the arm and lifted the--

No. I did it all for you.
Secretly.

It was a joke. To
teach you a lesson.

You mean, all that time
I was battling

a giant, evil, super model
mannequin while wearing this

ridiculous costume, I didn't
have any real super powers?

Uh-huh. That's right.

Alright! Yeah, tear it up!

Woo hoo! Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Did you see that, Maz? Maz?

What? Sorry.

Dude, pay attention. You
might learn something.

I am learning something.

Did you know that our entire
planet is surrounded by garbage?

Actually, no, I didn't.

Yeah, it's called space junk.

What else is in there?

A bunch'a stuff about aliens
and worm hole generators

and whether or not transforming
dark matter and anti-matter

into regular matter even
matters, you know?

Speaking of transforming...

You go girl!

I'm gonna see what it's like
to skateboard as SheZow.

Dude, that's genius.

I know. Drum roll, please.

End drum roll.

- Sorry.
- Tissue.

Okay. Ready to rock.

This is gonna be
outta this world.

Totally out of this world.

Ah, it's so peaceful up here.
And romantic.

Yeah!

This is she-mazing!

Whoa!

Maz was right. Space is a dump.

Come in, SheZow.
Do you read?

Sheila? I can barely hear you.

SheZow. My scanners.

Invasion. Uranus.

Cool that!

Awesome!

Awesome? SheZow has just
been abducted by aliens

and you think that's awesome?

Yeah. I wish I could go.

I wish you would.

You could.
I'd be happy to beam you up.

Better make it a trip for two.
SheZow could be in trouble.

[gasps]

Now that's what I call
a tractor beam.

Yes. We use your
wasteful Earth garbage

to create the greatest weapons
known to Alien-kind.

Well I'm the greatest weapon
known to humankind.

[groans]

Huh?

Release the Drink Cup!

What?

What the what?

Resistance is futile.
But it is fun to watch.

Prepare the intruder to
meet the supreme leader!

[screams]

Activate the gyrating probe!

Alright. Party time's over.

What do you want from me,
you sci-fi rejects?

I meant reject in the
nicest possible way.

Mommy.

Stop wiggling.

The Supreme Leader insists
on perfect dental hygiene.

Human saliva burn!
Human saliva burn!

Rinse it! Rinse it!

Okay.

I'm good.

That is enough!

I feel like I need to floss.

Welcome, puny earthling.

You are just in time to witness
the pillaging of your planet.

Who are you calling puny,
Dork Vader?

Vacuum Grabber!

Hey!

VHS Video Trap!

Those are antiques.

Now they are weapons.

Look, I am not gonna stand
here wrapped in a bad sequel

and let you rob the Earth of its

valuable art and
all of our diamonds!

Silly earthling.
We just want your oceans!

Why?
Because they're so beautiful

and teaming with
amazing life forms?

No,
because they're full of trash

for us to make our
k*ller weapons out of.

Your perishable plastics become
our power projectiles.

Your disposable diapers become
our detonators of destruction!

And your lavish landfills become
our laboratories of doom!

Holy SheZow!

Energize the wormhole,
it's ocean time!

Yes, Sir.

[beeps]

[all] Ooooh!

This doesn't look good.

Surfs up, dude!

[screaming]

Kowa--

Bunga.

Filthy oceans,
fill me with emotions!

Shh.

I'm she-lighted to see you guys,
but this is weird.

I know. Aliens.

Not that. That.

Oh no. We must have switched
bodies in the beaming process.

I'm built like a string bean...

and I smell like
Chipadillas and sour milk!

And I'm cold.

More intruders!

Stop right there!

Holy close encounters!

Seize them!

Run!

Hold onto your towels!

A dead end! Now what?

Well you better think
of something quick!

Wind Winkers!

Woo hoo!

Come on, let's bounce.

Attack!

She-yikes!

Going somewhere?

Weapons.

We're trapped!

They mustn't escape!

[all] Ooooh!

At last!
The ocean of debris is ours!

- [alien 1] Oh, pretty!
- [all aliens] Oh, ah!

Maz, pull on it, hard!

I am!

Not that! That!

Oh!

Whoa!

SheZow, look out!

Six pack attack!

I will destroy you!

Actually, I will destroy you.

Maz, drumroll please!

Look at what
you've done to me.

All I wanted was absolute
control over the universe.

The Supreme Leader
has been schmultzified.

That's right!

And if you slug-o-zoids don't
leave us and our trash alone,

I will she-radicate you all!

Kelly, Maz, Maz, Kelly,
to the wormhole.

[Kelly] Wow!

Boomerang Brush!

[beeps]

Hold on.

Surfs up, dude.

Hey. The wormhole switched
your bodies back.

Phew.

Where are you going?

Ew, to shower in disinfectant!

It's good to be back.

Totally.

So that's what happens when
I try skateboarding as SheZow.

Oh, no, dude you left your
skateboard up on the spaceship.

Nope. There it is.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪