01x04 - S.I.C.K. Day // Stuck Up

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

This is gonna be

the world's biggest
Schmooey Gooey treat ever!

Good, because I've got

the world's biggest
sweet tooth ever.

- What are you boneheads doing!?
- Whoa... whoa!

One week’s allowance
says he falls in.

- You're on.
- Whoooa!

Don't fall in Maz.
I need the money.

Fall in Maz. You can do it.

Ooohy. Goooey.

Well, your old man still got it.

I'm off to work now.

Protecting the public.
Fighting for justice.

Have a good day, Mr. H.

I will... unless I run
into SheZow.

I wish there was some way

I could get him
to like SheZow more.

Well, maybe next time
there's an emergency

you can let him
look like the hero.

Hey, that's a sweet idea, Maz.
You're smart.

And crunchy.

[Mocktopus] Where is
this Mega Monkey?

[Candy Rapper] Sure is flossin'
a fly crib!

[Senor Yo Yo]
I'm a little nervous.

I'm so uncertain.

[toilet flushing]

Gentlemen, welcome to the
Society of Incredible

Callous Criminals,
or SICK for short.

Amazing. A human brain in a jar

controlling a monkey's
every move.

No. I'm a super intelligent
primate from the future.

This is the key
to the bathroom.

It's a living.

Answer if I call your name.

Senor Yo Yo?

Si, I am present.

Mocktopus?

Mocktopus.

Spit Bubble?

Yesssh.

And Candy Rapper?

Yo. Wassup?

I assume you're all here
about the job opening?

- Yeah, G.
- Shhhure.

- Si.
- Duh.

The application process
is quite simples.

Whichever of you
destroys SheZow

will be admitted into these
hallowed halls of heinousness.

- [evil laughter]
- [thunder]

Now, may the best
villain win!

- [evil laughter]
- [thunders]

That was your dramatic
cue to leave.

- Dramatic cue.
- Don't get all up in my grill.

- Sheeesh Louishhh...
- I always get confused.

That's the bathroom!

- You never know these days.
- They had nice towels in there.

I know. I took one.

If those buffoons don't succeed,

then the horrible future I have
experienced shall occur.

Curse you, SheZow!

I will sheliminate you...

[grunt]

Do you validate?

Does that answer your question?

Oh, does that
answer your question?

Sheesh, what a cranky monkey.

[grunts]

[groans]

Aaaah!

Awesome!

- [alarm sound]
-Shemergency. Shemergency.

There's a ruckus at the
Megadale coin show.

If I had a dime for
every time I've heard that,

I'd have ten cents.
Get it?

Ten cents? [laughs]

Yeah, it's bad dude.

Yeah. I would've thought
you had no cents.

Haha, she-larious.

SheZow!

[screaming]

[evil laughter]

You there!
Stop that!

Let go of those yoyos!

If you insist.

Whoo!

[stiffed moaning]

- Yo. Yo.
- Senorita SheZow.

You've fallen into my trap.

Muchos Gracias.

Missed me!

Ha! Missed me again!

Nice... shot...

Finally, entrance
into the Society of

Incredibly Callous
Criminals is mine!

[evil laughter]

That sounds sick.

Why yes, it is sick. S.I.C.K.

The Society of
Incredibly Callous Criminals.

It's magnifico.

It's like a trade
union for villains.

Huh?

Which is great because
once I capture you,

I can join SICK and
I get health insurance.

Good because this is gonna hurt.

Heavy-Handed Super She-Slap!

Aaaaah!

Megadale Police!

She-riffic.

That's gotta hurt.

[all laughing]

[Boxter grunts]

This is all
SheZow's fault.

It's like she's purposefully
trying to embarrass me.

I wrote a poem to
cheer you up, dear.

Your cheeks are red,
your heart is blue.

But it's not your fault
and we love you.

So smile
and take--

That's nice, dear, but I'll
hear the rest later.

Right now I'm running late
for humiliation.

I mean work.

Guy... uy... uy...

Guy, are you alright?

Yeah. Just... a little gas.
[chuckles]

Excuse me.

That Yo Yo said the key to
joining Sick was capturing me.

Ha! Check it out. They
even have a website.

- Sick dot evil.
- Surprise!

[shrieks] She-Yikes!

He's been standing there for
hours waiting to surprise you.

I'm your new sidekick,
Might Mop.

Let me guess. You're
gonna clean up crime?

How'd' ya know
I was gonna say that?

- [alarm sound]
-Shemergency. Shemergency.

Better grab your floaties
because

a fish-eyes villain
named Mocktopus

just surfaced
in Megadale Harbor.

Sickening, slimy suction cups.
What is that thing?

That is my opportunity to
make Dad look like a hero.

You're gonna make
a succulent shrimp kebab,

you little pink parasite!

Hey, you're pretty
good with that thing.

What are you?

You're pretty good with that
thing. What are you?

I'm Mocktopus.

I get it. Mock-topus.

Ooh, I get it.

Aaah!

What's wrong, sushi breath?

Thought you were a big bad
sea monster?

Roar!

[grunts]

Haha! Sucker!

SheZow moisturizing
vanishing cream!

You little sneak,
where did you go?

[laughs]

Stop that!
It tickles!

Stop!

Not there! Gotcha!

[Maz] Have no fear!

Mighty Mop is here!

[both] Huh?

[screams]

Megadale police! Freeze!

Not again!

I'm really sorry, Dad.

I didn't mean to
embarrass you like that.

[shrieks in pain]

It's not your fault, son.

Yeah, it's not like you're
secretly SheZow or something.

Blatherskite. Pure flummery.

By tomorrow morning this will
all be yesterday's news.

Mom's right.

I mean really, what
are the odds of

something like this
ever happening again?

You're cursed.

You'd better stay home
from work today.

Yeah. Okay.

No, Dad. You can't stay home.

Why not, son? What's the use?

[stutters] I-- I-- I can't
battle a superhero.

But that's just it. If you
stay home then SheZow wins.

And you can't let him win.

I mean her.

You're right, son.
I'm going to work!

And when I see SheZow,

I'm gonna look her
straight in the eye,

just like I am you right now...

And I'm gonna tell
her to bring it!

Go Dad!

Now, that's the man
I married, right there.

Operation confident Dad
underway.

All systems go.

[sighs]

Would you look at me.
I have amazing superpowers

and I'm flying my own pink plane
called the She-C-10.

What more could a man ask for?

- Well...
- Don't answer that.

Peanuts? Schmooey Gooey treats?

I'll take a schmooey.

It's kinda salty.

It's my costume from earlier.

Bleah.

- [alarm sound]
- SheCurity Alert.

Candy Rapper is robbing
the Museum of Fruit Toppings.

There's a Museum
of Fruit Toppings?

[gasps]

He's one of the villains
trying to join SICK.

Which it turns out is
being run by a pesky

and precocious primate from
the future named Mega Monkey.

Okay.

Yo my sweets, come to daddy!

Okay, you know the plan.

I capture Candy Rapper.

While I wait
for your Dad to arrive

and make sure
he gets the credit.

- Great. Any questions?
- Yes.

Why am I wearing this?

So Dad won't recognize you.

And I don't have to
look at your face.

It itches.

This'll be over in one second.

Now, let's attack!

- Seriously?
- Sorry.

Yo, SheZow. Get inside
this magic box.

Mega Monkey's squawkin' and
the clock's tick tockin'.

What?

I really need that job at SICK.

This bling is costing me
a fortune.

Nobody puts SheZow in a box.

Boomerang Brush!

Yo punk. You blew up my box.

Now try some exploding
candy sprocks.

Ha!

Aaw! I twisted my an-kel. It
looks like I am done for

and Megadale will now fall under
the villainy of Candy Rapper.

Not on my watch!

Yo, copper, what you gonna do?

Put our picture in the paper
lookin' like a fool?

[grunts]

Whoa! Whoa!

What flavor is that?

Success? Revenge? Sweet.

Nice work, Dad.

Thanks, son.

You got him honey!

Yeah!

You know?

I'm starting to think that
SheZow's not so bad after all.

- Really?
- No.

[all laugh]

[Mega Monkey] Imbeciles!

Never send a candy bar
to do a monkey's job.

[roars]

Heavy-Handed Super She-Slap!

Laser Lipstick!

Wind Winkers!

[Maz] SheZow is a She-Nominon!

I just uploaded is
five minutes ago.

Whad'ya think?

He's already got 3 million
hits and counting.

I think it's the
greatest film ever made!

I don't know Guy,
I'm not sure

the director gave you
enough screen time.

Can you edit it?

You're in every frame.

Can you add more frames?

Attention please.

The Megadale post office
plans to release

an official postage stamp
celebrating SheZow!

She-me?

Awesome!

[giggles]

Wow. It celebrates SheZow.
Not you.

Hello? Jealous? Party of one?

The stamp will be introduced
tomorrow, on what is

to be a newly established
holiday called SheZoween.

SheZoween!
What's wrong, Kelly?

Feeling licked?

Like a stamp?

[laughs]

Sorry.

For your information, doofus,
you don't lick stamps anymore,

they're self-adhesive.

Hey! Speaking of self-adhesive.

Looks like I am too.

My hairclip.

My camera.

Oh, my head!

[Kelly and Maz scream]

Oh-h*!

Incoming!

[laughs]

What's happening to me?

I believe you're suffering
from a condition called

Ego-itis!

It's because you got

way too stuck up over that
stupid little stamp.

Literally stuck up.

Is it contagious?

No, it's a She-Virus.
Only he can get it.

But I can't have things
sticking to me right now!

Tomorrow is SheZoween
and I need to give a speech!

Looks like you've
got yourself

a little problem,
worried, party of one.

[grunts]

[clatter]

What the what?

SheZow!

[gulps]

You gonna tell me how to cure
my Ego-it is now, or what?

[sighs]

[champs]

[slurps]

More milk?

Why not?

Refreshing.

Tell me how to cure Ego-itis
or I'll make it a milk shake.

Well, you're off to
a terrible start.

First, you have
to become humble.

Humble? Hmm...

Is that like shaking?

No. That's tremble.

"Humble.

To not be proud or arrogant.
To be subservient,

insignificant and lowly."

Yuck. Who would ever
want to be humble?

[Guy grunts]

- [clatter]
- [gasps]

Okay. I'll do it.

What?

I just discovered that
Sheila was unplugged.

Well, did you plug her back in?

Yeah. Of course.

Okay. Go run a backup.

Is Guy in there?

We can't call him that anymore.

His name is servant.

And he's mine.

Servant.

- Yes.
- Yes, what?

Yes, master.

That's better.

Now clean up this mess.

But this place is a total--

Dump.

[nervous giggle]

[grunts]

I feel so trashy...

[meows]

And when you're done
with my hands

don't forget to pumice-stone
my foot callouses.

- [electronic beeping]
- [typing]

Do you know what it's like to
clean your sister's feet?

I don't have a sister.

It's worse than cleaning
your dog's feet!

I don't have a dog, either.

And my Ego-itis
isn't going away!

You know what! You just need to
tell that girl what's up, dude!

Yeah. I do. Huh?

You're the superhero
in the family!

Darn good one too!

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Exactly! I'm gonna go tell her
right now!

Okay little sister,
I want some answers!

- Now.
- sh**t.

Don't tempt me. I've been your
servant all day. Cleaning your

toes and wiping your nose and
I'm not getting any better!

First off, I'm not
your little sister.

I'm older than you
by a whole minute.

Don't try to change the subject!

Really? Does he have to be here?

Yes! Yes, he does.

Well that gives a whole new
meaning to the term sidekick.

Ha ha! That's clever.

Funny.

Look, clearly your Ego-itis
isn't getting any better

because your degrading servitude
isn't degrading enough.

[moans]

I'm the greatest
superhero of all time...

Not to mention the best looking.

And look at me...

Someone should be carrying
me around town.

Does anyone have any idea how
important my legs are?

[whimpers]

Megadale's most awesome
man slash super woman

should not be
fanning his sister.

In fact, the entire
town should be

fanning me for all
the hard work I do.

Less whining. More fanning.

[screams]

[laughs]

That's it. I'm going to bed.

Hopefully this will all be
over in the morning.

[Guy] That's right,
fluffy monkey.

No-one's greater than meZow.

Not even youZow.

Guy, wake up.

Time for SheZoween!

[gasps]

What?

Shut the front door!

I don't know what's wrong.

The virus was supposed
to go away

by itself within 24 hours!

Well, obviously it hasn't!

Wait, did you just say
it was supposed

to go away by itself?

So I didn't have to be
your servant?

Um, wel...

Technically no.

[grunts]

Where are you headed?

[laughs]

Get it?
Headed?

Today we celebrate SheZow's
selfless work.

She is truly a shining
example of what it means

to be a servant
of the community.

So with no further ado,

I present to you
the SheZow stamp!

Alright, it's go time.

I don't look so bad, do I?

Define bad.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Megadale's own: SheZow!

[applause]

[gasping]

Is that SheZow?

What's wrong with her head?

She doesn't look
anything like the stamp.

[clears throat]

Thank you Mr. Mayor, and
thank you Megadale!

I really can't tell
you how great

it is to be me and
to finally be recognized

for all the great things I do.

Like saving
people, helping babies.

Helping babies while
saving people

and looking good all
at the same time.

I really don't appreciate being
unplugged like a toaster.

Sorry about that. I'm
just trying to teach my sister,

I mean my brother a lesson.

I know and it's fun to watch

but Ego-itis is serious and

if he doesn't stop acting
so conceited

it will get much worse.

Guy, conceited?

Not much I can do about that.

Well, think of something quick.

According to my calculations
his head could explode.

Holy SheZow!

Sometimes I think to myself,

what would this town be like
without me...

[creaking]

...and I think it probably
wouldn't be any good.

Maz! I just spoke to Sheila.

We have to get Guy to stop
talking about himself

or else his head will explode!

Cool! No, wait, that's gross!

[SheZow's speaks on the stage]

No fans allowed.

We're not fans!

Yeah yeah...

[grunting]

SheZow! Help us!

He can't hear. He's too
busy talking about himself.

Really this festival

could not have been any better.

Unless you added
more pictures of me.

Then it would have
been way better.

[all gasping]

I can't look.

I can't look away.

[booing]

Hey, stuffs not
sticking to me anymore.

Let us go!

We got to stop
an exploding head!

[crowd] We want the real SheZow.
Yeah, the real SheZow!

No, he's gonna blow!

Grab him quick!

[screams]

What are you doing?

We're saving you.

No, you're not.

They're saving me.

Of course. The heckling.

All you needed was
a little humble pie.

Yum.

- We want the real SheZow.
- Yeah, the real SheZow!

Now, if you'll excuse
me, my public awaits.

[cheering]

No. Is it another
case of Ego-itis?

Nope. That's not
Ego-itis.

That is booty-bonic plague.

[Maz giggles]

[gasps]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪