01x03 - Glamageddon // Shezap

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

Welcome to the
She-lebrity Showcase.

I'm your host, Gideon Gushy.

[cheering]

Today our special guest is none
other than the she-lustrious,

the she-mazing,
the super sheroic...

[drum roll]

...SheZow!

[applause]

What's up, Megadale?

- [cheering]
- [whistling]

Hey, Gideon.
[clears throat]

[girly voice]
I mean hollah girl, wassup?

[Kelly grunts]

Now SheZow... what
everybody's dying to know is

who's the woman
behind the dress?

Oh well, you'd be surprised.

That's good because we have
a very extra ultra-special

super surprise for you today.

- [drum roll]
- [Gideon laughs]

Do you recognize this person?

Eee, no.
I don't have x-ray vision.

You used to be super best
friends with this person.

In fact,

you were so close
you even partnered up

from time to time and
fought crime together.

You went on to become super
famous and beloved by all

while your best friend
faded into oblivion

and got really bitter.

[gasps]

But she's here today
to bury the hatchet.

Come on out.

Tara!

[cheering]

Oh, SheZow. It's so
good to see you again.

Can I give you a super hug?

I'm sorry, what was your name?

- [gasps]
- [audience gasp]

[grunts]

You cow!

Ha! That's a weird name.

- [grunts angrily]
- [terrified gasps]

Take a break.
We'll be right back.

[screaming]

She-vacuate the studio, quick!

I've gotta win the w*r on Tara.

Everyone this way!

[people screaming in panic]

[both grunting]

Laser Lipstick!

Aw! Stop it! Leave SheZow alone!

Who are you?

- I'm his...
- [sighs]

I mean her sidekick.

I'm The Grip!

The Drip?

No! The grip!

Well, get a grip on this...

Wha...?

She-Yawh!

Whooooa!

[moans]

I think you need
to go back to therapy, Tara.

[grunts angrily]

Puh!

[screams]

[evil laughter]

With powers like
that, it's crazy

- you're not more popular.
- [siren blaring]

Oh great. It's Dad.

[grunts]

You haven't seen the
last of me, Tara.

[Kelly] There she is, Dad!

Tara!

She's the one who
attacked SheZow!

Put your hands in the air, lady!

[sighs]

And give me a high five!

You're my hero!

I am? Oh goodie,
I'm a hero again.

Dad? [sighs]

Did you really kick
SheZow’s pink little hiney?

Well, I--

Because I want to invite you
over for dinner tonight.

Aww!

[laughs]

Okay. Anything. Just get
me away from The Grip.

SheZow!

Hmm. Delicious.

My compliments
to the chef.

[mockingly] Mmm.

Delicious...

I hope it's not too salty.
It's Pupu.

Say what?

[sighs] The Hawaiian dish?

And thank you for
the flowers, dear.

They're lovely.

Actually,
they're for your husband.

- [Droosha gasps]
- [Boxter laughs]

Well, thank you, Tara.

You know, I remember you.

You were a good hero.
You used to be big.

[gasps]

[angrily] I'm still big!

It's Megadale that got small!

But after years and years
of therapy I realize

that I am the true
hero of this city

and I will challenge SheZow
for the position!

Bring it!

[all gasp]

I mean, what's this?

How? Are you going to...
challenge SheZow...

who... I... secretly...
have no... connection to?

An extreme glamathon
beauty power pageant

I've been planning for years.

Glamageddon!
[echoing] eddon... eddon.

Well, maybe you should
be "geddon" going so

you can practice

for the congeniality portion
of the show, Missy.

And take your tacky
snap dragons with you!

And leave my husband alone!

[Tara snarls]

- Go Mom.
- Woot yeah!

Oh pupu.

Tara's challenge
is she-diculous.

Totally.

I'm just gonna ignore it.

[Sheila] You can't.

Why not?

SheZow super rule number


SheZow cannot back down
from a super challenge.

[excitedly] Say hello
to Glamageddon.

[echoing] ...geddon... geddon.

Well, looks like you're in
it to win it, bro.

You've got the
chops, dog.

Yeah, all you really lack

is sparkle, glamour
and stage presence.

Is that all?

[man 1] Is this thing on?

[man 2] Yes, just read
the script.

[man 1] Glamageddon...
Tara vs. SheZow.

Get your tuckets now.

How did I do?

Does this answer your question?

Whoaaa!

[cheering]

Feather duster,
cleaning the room.

Feather duster, your
brother's a broom.

- Mom?
- Yes, dear.

I have this friend?

Uh huh.

She needs emergency lessons in
stage presence and glamour.

Oh, fan-tabulous.

You've come to the right place.

What's her name?

SheZow?

Oh, my goddess.

Yeah, hey, so...
I was wondering if I could

hire you to give me some lessons

on how to sparkle
at Glamageddon.

I can pay you.
A little.

Are you ready to kick
Tara's derriere?

Am I ever.

Lessons are on the
house, honey.

Yeah!

♪Glamouriffic, it's
something you feel ♪

♪ So beautific, you just
wanna squeal ♪

♪ So pluck it and rock it and
pucker up and turn ♪

♪ You got it so flaunt it.
Sparkle baby, burn ♪

[screams]

♪ Glamouriffic,
it's an attitude ♪

♪ It's terrific, for a girl or
a dude ♪

♪ You want it, so bring it ♪

♪ The world's a stage ♪

♪ Light the lights, Take a bow.
You're all the rage ♪

♪You're fierce! ♪

♪ Glamouriffic ♪

[cheering]

[announcer] Welcome to
Glamageddon, geddon, geddon!

With your super
celebrity judges, Captain XL!

Uma Thermal!

Pixel Packin' Pete.

[g*nshots]

[gong chimes]

[announcer] In this corner
wearing booger green

and looking super mean

Tara struts her stuff
while looking tough.

I've missed you all so much!

But I can feel your love washing
over me like waves.

Don't stop!

[cheering]

[Kelly] Go, SheZow!
You can do this!

[announcer] In this corner
wearing hot pink

and giving the audience a wink,

SheZow is looking like a leopard
on the prowl.

And in the Glamageddon
battledon...

Tara and SheZow!

May the best woman win.

Or... something like that.

[both grunt]

[gong chimes]

[applause]

Laser Lipstick!

In punishing pink!

Mega Mascara!

Speaks for itself.

[gulps]

Boomerang Brush!

Is that all you've got to give?

How 'bout a breath mint?

Heavy-Handed Super She-Slap!

[Tara screams]

You're a hungry lion, SheZow.

She's your baby zebra!

Huh?

No she didn't!

This show's on fire!

Yee-haw!

Nails of Annihilation!

Clippers of Courage!

[evil laughter]

[all gasp]

- Go Tara-ble.
- Hmm.

Terrible, just terrible
this-- this-- she-ality TV.

[laughs]

[nervous giggle]

[all] Whooo!

That's not very glamorous.

No but it's making me
very hungry.

Booger b*mb!

[SheZow's power scream]

[screams]

[announcer] Winnnnerrr! SheZow!

♪ For she's a jolly good fellow!
For she's a jolly good fellow! ♪

True that!

♪ For she's a jolly
good fellowww! ♪

- [gong chimes]
- ♪ Which nobody can deny♪

You can take away my powers!

You can take away my freedom!

But you can't take
away my dignity!

It's just a manicure. Chill.
What's your glitch?

[electronic beeping]

Did somebody say glitch?

Dudes don't get manicures!

Dude, the sudsy warm
water feels amazing.

You should try it.

Just be sure to use
the bathroom first.

Maintaining SheZow’s beauty is
an important part of your power.

Totally. Listen to this.

"Weakened by her
ingrown toenail,

SheZow is pinned to the
rocky ground

by Major Attitude, teetering in
battle on the edge of a cliff!"

There's no way you're
touching my toes.

[nervous giggle]

I'm ticklish just
thinking about it.

- [alarm sound]
- Shemergency. Shemergency.

There's a butter-flavored fire
at Poppa Pop's Popcorn factory.

Aww, shucks. I guess
I'll have to take

a rain check on that
little manicure.

Maz! To the Shehicle!

Who are you,
Captain Contagious?

No. I'm the man-icurist.

Cool! You go girl!

This is Chief Roger.

I need all teams off
the roof, pronto!

This puppy's gonna pop!

[man] Roger Chief?

No, it's Chief Roger, over.

[man] Chief Rogerover?

No, it's Chief Roger,
over and out.

[man] Well, make up your mind.

Where's the fire?

Seriously?

Yeah.

That's a big one.

[all gasp]

[screaming]

[SheZow's power scream]

[nervous giggle]

I'm gonna have to learn
to control that.

[clatter]

SheZow! Look out.

[cheering]

Thanks. She ya later.

Dude. Look at your fingernail.

Wow, I must have
broke it on the ladder.

Puh!

Aww!

Do something. It hurts.

Of course it does. You broke
it down to the quick.

It did happen pretty fast.

- [clatter]
- [both gasp]

Dude, is that my bed?

Not anymore. I'm Bed Head.

Let me guess. You're gonna
get a jump on crime.

How did you know? That's a trip.

[screams] Triiiiiiiiip!

[Maz] I'm good.

- [alarm sound]
- Shemergency! Shemergency.

On-screen!
Sticky wicky downtown.

[both] Ewww!

[Sheila] No. Goooooooo.

Eww.

This looks like
a job for SheZow.

And Bed Head! Come
on let's hop to it.

SheZow!

[cars honking]

This place is a she-zaster zone.

I'll go check it out!

I-- I-- I-- I--

Gross, what is this stuff?

Thanks, SheZow.

No problem!

Time for
a little she-tective work.

Hmm.

Footprints.

Toxic Tangle Hair Gel?

For longer lasting chaos.

- Who are you?
- Who are you?

I asked first.

Wow, you got me there.

Smell you later!

[snorts] Show-off!

Aaah!

Shee... Yuck!

That is so weird.

I know. She looked
exactly like me.

Except kinda... goth.

Cool!

Huh, not cool.

Aaah!

[Guy coughs]

Now, that's what
I'm talking about!

- [alarm sound]
- Shemergency! Shemergency!

Wow, the hits just keep coming.

[Sheila] So do the trains and
the tracks are out.

Whoa.

Megadale Express due
in five minutes.

Fasten your seat belts.

But trains don't have
seat belts.

Exactly.

SheZow!

Wheels on the train go round and
round.

[hums]

SheZow!

Stop that! And put down that
admittedly cool weapon.

Where did you
get that?

SheZap's got lots of cool toys.

So, that's your name? SheZap?

Well, why don't you just

run along little SheZap, right
back where you came from.

I came from your fingernail.

Holy children of the clone.
You're my dark side.

[evil laughter]

We make the perfect team, eh?

There's no A in team!

Yes there is.

Somebody call for a sidekick.

[ground trembling]

[evil laughter]

Maz!

Aaah, this train’s really long.
Where's it coming from?

Longbeach.

SheZow!

[evil laughter]

Ring around the rosies,
a pocket full of goo.

[laughs]

Great.

You got a jelly? I'll
trade you for a flaky nut.

You got a napkin?

For a jelly? Sure. Here's two.

[evil laughter]

Looks like we gotta dancing
mad SheCow at 12 o'clock.

Stop, you menace!

Police!

She vanished.

She did.

Guy? What are you doing here?

[grunts]

Hey, where are you going,
Wackerman?

Home! It's seven! Shifts over.

Come on son. I'll
give you a ride home.

So how was your day, dear?

It was great,
until I saw SheZow,

destroying public property
on Brodeo Drive.

[gasps]

What's he talking about?

What's wrong with you?

You haven't said one word
all night.

Are you sick?
You look a little green.

Huh?

[both gap]

[grinding]

Okay.

Who are you?

Here, catch!

[gasp]

Hey!

[evil laughter]

Smell you later!

Honey, if you don't like
doing dishes

just tell me.

[stutters] But-- but-- but--

- Hey
- Hey.

Hey.

Nice trick, SheZap.

I can do that too.

You go girl!

Yuck! Pink.

In laser color.

Just what is it you want,
SheZap?

The same things we've
always wanted, toots.

Fun, glory and chaos and

the occasional Heavy-Handed
Super She-Slap!

Oh-h*!

Puh!

[snickers If you ever
need me, just whistle.

[whistles]

You may have won this battle,
SheZap!

But I will she-liminate you!

[SheZap's evil laughter]

[grunts]

I'm telling you, Kelly,
I don't think I can stop her.

I mean me, I mean her, I mean
me, I mean her-- I mean--

Snap out of it. Why
didn't you just listen

to me in the first place
and get a manicure?

Come on sis. I'm just a dude.

Dude, you gotta
try the pedicure.

[filing sound]

[giggles]

That tickles.

♪ [theme music plays] ♪