01x02 - Makin' Bank // Super Sidekick

[bunniefuu]

♪ [theme music plays] ♪

[crowd cheering]

[concert music]

Whoo hoo!

[squeals]

[screams]

[crowd cheering]

That was awesome.

I gotta get one of these things.

[laughs]
That would be sweet.

But where are you
gonna get the money?

It's five hundred bucks.

Ehmm.

Maybe if you stand there
long enough it'll go on sale.

[gasps]

She-yikes!

Guy? Where'd he go?

Maz, I'm totally
sensing danger.

Good thing I'm dressed for it.

They have changing rooms,
you know.

Haha.

Stop your shopping and get
to the bank, SheZow.

Megadale National Savings is
being robbed by little Moochers.

I hate it when that happens.

SheZow!

Kiss the floor
and nobody gets hurt!

- [all gasping in fear
- [smacking]

Quietly, please and thank you
so much for your cooperation.

Fill up this bag with unmarked
bills and don't be stingy.

Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have
come to work today.

Please, stop your sniveling,
you're making me nervous.

This bank really needs
a drive through window!

And now you have one.

SheZow! Help us!

Yeah. There bags of money
are heavy.

[laughs]

I'll help you alright.

Your voice...

Oh. [clears throat]

[girly voice I mean,
I'll help you alright!

I'll help you to
a knuckle sandwich.

[malicious laughter]

Get her boys!

Laser Lipstick!

Gives a whole new
meaning to hot pink!

[screaming]

Have no fear,
SheZow's sidekick is here.

This way!

I didn't know SheZow
had a sidekick.

What's your name?

Aah... Oh...

I'm Dan O'flage.

Dental Floss?

No! Dan Ohhhh flage.
You get it?

Like cam... ouflage?

[gasps]

Yeah. Ok.

I-- I-- I get it.

It's alright.

Debit! Stimulus!

Compound interest!

Wind Winkers!

[screaming]

Hooray! Let’s hear it
for SheZow!

[cheering]

It was nothin'.
Just doing my job.

Savings the day.

And let’s hear it for SheZow's
sidekick, Dental floss.

Aa... It's Dan O'flage.

Hey!

[panicked] I didn't do it!

Can I get your autograph?

Yeah, sure.

[police siren]

Oh no!

I hope it's not--

My Dad.

Alright everyone, code nineteen,
don't panic, we gotta--

[gasps]

[gasps]

SheZow?

You robbin' banks now?

I-- I-- well--

SheZow took out the
robbers single-handedly,

officer.

They're in the vault.
Danger eliminated.

Hm?

Guy?

There you are, Dad. I've been
looking for you everywhere.

Outside, behind
the planter...

What are you
doing here, son?

This is a crime scene.

Ooh... I...

Isn't it, bring your
son to work day?

No! That's next Tuesday!

Oh-kay. My bad.
See you then.

SheZow!

[crowd cheering]

[applause]

[Maz imitates guitar sounds]

Ooh! Wuddup? Game over?

Yeah. In more ways than one.

Huh?

How do you think I paid
for this game, Maz?

You took it up to the register?

Yes, and I gave them
a five hundred dollar bill

I stole from the bank.

Whoa, that's gangsta.

I know. What was I thinking?

That's rhetorical, right?

Seriously?
My sister's gonna freak.

[Kelly screams]

Told'ya.

[angrily] SheZow can't steal!

It's against everything for
which she stands!

Hey, I felt like I
deserved a little reward

for stopping the bank robbery!
Okay?

No. That's not how being
a superhero works.

Are you crazy?

Rhetorical, right?

Calm down. It's not that bad.

Oh, yes, it is. As you
can she for yourself,

security camera footage
from the bank clearly

captures SheZow making
an ill*gal withdrawal,

and transforming
into you know who.

[all gasp]

Now the whole world's gonna
know your true identity.

Yaaaa!

No?

Fortunately, no-one has
reviewed the footage yet.

She-riffic! Ok. I've gotta plan.
I know exactly what to do.

[Kelly and Maz gasp]

Shrink?

Whoa! Check me out,
I'm a leprechaun!

[imitates leprechaun]

I'm a world famous jockey!
Giddy up!

Are you okay?

I'm better than okay.
I'm great.

Think of all the cool stuff that
happens when you get small.

Chippadillas are
suddenly supersized.

My TV's suddenly
a ji-max theatre.

One can of Fizz Burp
will last me all day.

Longer than that

once you've shrunk
to the size of a molecule.

[shrieks]

You mean, I'm not gonna
stop shrinking?

Unfortunately not, you
are experiencing

a SheZow side effect as
a result of stealing.

No, this is a big problem.

Nope, it's a small problem.

- Small problem, I get it.
- [Kelly and Maz laughing]

Very funny. Ha ha.

Is there a cure for she-rinkage?

Yes. Returning the money,
you little thug.

SheZow!

Hey, I got it!

Took the game back.

I got a refund.

What took you so long?

I lost the receipt.

Oh, I have it.

What?

[Kelly] Attention, deficit.

Remember the plan?

Yes. Vanishing cream. Invisible.

Cool that.

Slip in, put the money
in the Teller's drawer.

Snap. Easy as pie.

Snap. You forgot
the part about

getting the security
camera footage.

Yeah. That.

Do it. Change.

You go, girl.

Huh?

Try it again.

Ok... You go, girl.

No, I was afraid of this.

What?

Ah!

I can't transform
when I'm shrunk, can I?

Do you want the short answer?

Yeah, of course he wants the
short answer, look at him.

Oh h*. He looks
a little short tempered.

Sorry to break up your
little laugh-fest,

but I have a
bank to un-rob.

And I am running a
little short on time!

[Boxter] I can't believe

you forgot the security camera
footage.

I thought that was your job.

Since when?

Hm.

You smell what I smell?

Does it smell like heaven?

Break time.

Guy!

Over here.

It's your own private entrance.

What would I do
without you guys?

Shrink to nothing.

[whimpers]

Okay, Guy.
You've got one shot at this.

You sure you can handle it?

Of course, Kelly. I'm a big boy.

Yeah, right.

[Guy screams]

SheZow!

Hi, police, we're here to get

the security camera footage
from the robbery.

It's for the investigation.

Meet my partner,
Captain Obvious.

Yes, I, I have it here,
somewhere. Here it is.

Thanks.

[grunts]

[shrieks] A mouse!

-[gasping]
- [grunting]

[Boxter] Ooh...

You donut munching dingbat,
you destroyed the evidence!

[screams]

[sighs relieved]

Guy?

What are you doing back there?

Is it Tuesday yet?

No!

SheZow!

Alright. Let's make sure
you're cured.

Okay... You go, girl!

Yes! I got my powers back!

Wow, that was a close one.

Speaking of clothes.

You never paid
for that outfit, bro.

[shrieks]

Oh no. I'm a thug too.

[siren blaring]

[Sheila] Hands up against
the wall!

I didn't mean to,
I was just in a hurry.

[Kelly, Guy and Sheila laughing]

Ha ha.

She-larious!

Officer Sheila, over and out.

[grunts]

Hello?

The ba*ls are winning!

Come on, Guy.
You can do this.

Use your She-S-P.

[takes deep breath]

Alright. Hit me.

Nice.

Keep 'em comin', sister!

Whoa!

Go Guy!

[screams]

Way to raise the roof, bro.

Huh?

Termites?

[Maz coughs]

No, it's me.

Maz?

No. The name's Shaverine.

Together Shaverine and SheZow
will trim away evil

and nip injustice,
in the bud.

- [alarm sounds]
-Shemergency. Shemergency.

What is it, Sheila?

She for yourself.

I'm Brian Smirk. If you've
just tuned in I'll repeat

all the important facts of
this breaking news story

in case you're a superhero
who'll save the day.

[screaming]

An unidentified furry monster is
on a rampage through Megadale.

This looks like a job
for SheZow!

What about Snoozerine?

It's Shaverine!

[grunts]

Yeah. Okay.

SheZow!

[people screaming in panic]

[monster growl]

[screams]

Step away from that clown and
put your fur in the air!

[growls]

[gasping]

I got it!

[sighs]

[screams]

Ooh?

Phew.

Okay, Fuzz face!
Time to tangle!

SheZow!

[Guy screams]

- My hair!
- [struggles]

It's caught!

Let SheZow go, you furry freak!

If his hair, I mean her hair
gets messed up,

she loses all her powers!

I think that was monster
for big woop.

[whimpers]

[Maz screams]

[Maz screams]

[growls]

[screams]

[nervous giggle]

I shaved the day!

Oh-o!

[screams]

[cheering]

The danger has passed citizens.
No need to thank...

...me?

Our hero!

They call me Shaverine!

Submarine?

No, Shaverine!

Sorry people, important
superhero meeting to go to.

SheZow!

Did you see that?
They loved me!

Yeah, just leave the
super stuff to me. Okay?

Sorry, I won't bother
you next time

you need your butt shaved,
I mean saved.

Look, dude. I could've
handled it and

you could've been really hurt.
You're not super.

[sighs]

Thanks a lot.

You know what I mean.

Yeah. I know exactly
what you mean,

just drop me off here.

I'll walk the rest
of the way home.

[sighs]

Come on. Don't act like a girl.

Look who's talkin'.

Guy, are you sure you didn't
hurt Maz's feelings?

Naaaaah. He's fine.
And I'm pretty

sure we've seen the
last of Shaverine.

I'm just trying to do my best to
keep the streets "super" safe.

Ya know, cuz I'm
"super" like that.

After this break, our special
in-depth report on Shaverine,

the hero that's got all of
Megadale buzzing.

[man on TV] The bad guys
won't stand a chance

against the all-new Shaverine,

with Turbo Clippers
and Laser Eyes.

Laser eyes?

[speaks foreign language]

Ignore him. We both know
who the real superhero is.

Yeah, but even I don't
have laser ojos.

Forget about Maz.
Let's go train.

You were doing great
with the blindfold.

Yeah, I was, wasn't I?

At least I've got a comic book.

He doesn't have
a comic book.

Check out the new
Shaverine Comic book.

It's awesome.

What have you done
to the She-Lair?

I just needed
somewhere to hang out

while my new lair
was being built.

Not cool, dude.

[Sheila] You tell him, Guy!

Sheila?

I changed her name to He-la.

Alright. That's it.

Shaverine is done, over, finito!

Excuse me?
I don't answer to you.

And I am not gonna disappoint
my adoring public.

[beeping]

Whoops.
I gotta go.

They're unveiling
my statue in 5 minutes.

Statue?

He's got an action figure,
a comic book and a statue!

And he gets to wear pants!

Now you listen to me,
Guy Hamdon.

I wanted to be SheZow
more than anything

and you snatched that
away from me.

So you stop your whining
right now because

SheZow will still be famous

when Shaverine is nothing
more than yesterday's news.

You're right.
You go, girl!

I'll show that
hairy ham

who's the roughest, toughest
superhero in this town!

- Is my skirt up in the back?
- [Kelly sighs]

SheZow!

Don't worry, old lady.
I'll help you.

No no.
No need to thank me.

It's all part of my--

[angrily] I didn't want
to cross the road.

I was waiting for the bus!

Now I'm going to be late

for the unveiling
of the Shaverine statue.

Oh, brother.

[whimpers]

Stay right there, Kitty,
I'll rescue you.

[angrily] She-Cow?

I got a good mind
to arrest you.

Oh h*!

[meows]

[screams]

Laser Lipstick!

Just be glad you were
wearing seat belts.

[director] Cut!

It took me hours to
set up that shot!

And now you've
she-stroyed my work.

It's not her fault.

She doesn't have
showbiz experience like me.

All done, Mr. Shaverine, sir.

Do you want
your foot massage now?

Later. Look, don't feel
too bad, old girl.

It's time for a change.

If you want,
you can be my sidekick.

[hisses] No way.

SheZow! I need to ask you
a question.

Oh, She-riffic.

Can you take my picture
with Shaverine?

[sighs resigned]

No.

SheZow!

[man on TV] Coming up
on Butt Wipe,

Tad Demented faces off with

a pool of genetically
modified piranha-gators!

[loud burp]

Are you going to
lie on the couch

all day feeling
sorry for yourself?

No. I'm gonna lay on the floor.

Nothing matters now.

I've lost my best friend.

[angrily] Hello? Get up!

There's obviously
danger somewhere!

Yeah yeah.
There's always danger somewhere.

[man on TV] We interrupt
Butt Wipe

for something
halfway meaningful.

I'm Brian Smirk
coming to you live

from the Megadale battery
factory which has

become quite
the tourist attraction.

[people screaming in panic]

Literally.

Blah blah blah...

Don't worry. I'll shave the day!

Maz?

Whoaaa!

[screams]

Come on, we've got
to save Shaverine!

No. You need to save Shaverine,
and your friendship with Maz.

Oh... Got it.

SheZow!

[grunts]

Must... try and... be less...
attractive.

Guy! I mean
SheZow, you came.

Of course I did. That's
what real superheroes do.

Besides that, you're
my best friend.

Watch out!

Nice shot, dude.

Thanks. Now let's get
you out of here.

[shouts] My hair!

Again? Watch out!

[grunts]

Must reach She-lac.

If I could just get the
She-lac in my beautility belt,

I could get us
both out of here.

Okay!

Can't... quite... reach.

I guess you're right.

I'm not super
after all.

Dude. Come on.

Out of all of the sidekicks
I've ever had

you're definitely
the most super.

I'm the only sidekick
you've ever had.

Exactly. How super is that?

You're right!

[grunts]

Got it.

[gasps]

No!

Ha ha!

[SheZow's powerful scream]

Where? What?
Who turned out the lights?

SheZow! In-coming! Military!

Use your She-S-P.

Whoa!

[screams]

Thanks... Shaverine.

Your Shavers!

You always did have
hairy knuckles.

[both laugh]

[Guy] Maybe I should change
my name to Harry Knuckles.

[Maz] No, you're good,
just the way you are.

Thanks.

- [glass shatter]
- Oops.

[sniggers]

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