(slow orchestral music)
(stone grinding)
(slow thrumming)
(slow ominous music)
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
(dog snarls)
(group quietly chattering)
- [Announcer] All
right, people, let's-
(bell rings)
(slow music)
- [Woman] I should have
listened to my agent.
I just stepped in dog sh*t,
and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,
besides some dog sh*t.
At least I hope it
was dog sh*t. (sighs)
Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong
with this picture.
Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.
I'm holding on for dear life,
but it's like this
universe has it out
for this project or something.
(dog barks)
What?
(dog growls)
Hey.
- So you emerge
from the darkness.
You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.
As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,
they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,
just as they come upon you.
- What?
- And there's-
- That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,
nothing like what we rehearsed.
What are you
talking about, what?
Like, I am all about, like,
action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,
but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-
- [Director] f*ck my life.
- Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?
Nobody wants to die here, okay?
Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-
- These dogs?
- Something's off.
- You mean our dogs?
- Yes.
- Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.
- Are you kidding me?
Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?
- Yeah, no.
- Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.
They couldn't
reattach his finger.
He's down to nine,
so completely,
please, come up with some plan
where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.
- The only plan
I know is the one
where it looks like
you're getting mauled,
and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made
for this kind of heroism.
- f*ck, what about the blood?
Is the blood okay for the dog?
- Yeah.
- It's been green
lighted by the vet
and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic
pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?
This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.
- You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?
Pig's blood, are you
f*cking kidding me?
- No.
- So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood
and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?
Are you, are you, that's it,
you know-
- Look, this has gotta be
final, they've gotta have
real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.
I am done.
- If they're not drooling-
- [Announcer] That's it, wrap it
up.
(both speaking Spanish)
(Maria Spanish)
(Marco speaking Spanish)
(dogs barking)
(dog whines)
(dog howls)
- [Maria] Montoya?
(Maria speaking Spanish)
(bat chitters)
(bat screeches)
(Maria Spanish)
(dog howls)
(crickets chirping)
(dog whines)
(bat chitters)
(slow ominous music)
(bats screeching)
(Maria cries out)
(dogs growling)
- Maria?
Come on, Maria.
(leaves rustling)
(slow ominous music continues)
- Montoya?
(dog whines)
Montoya?
(Maria whistles)
(dog pants)
(bat chitters)
Montoya?
(slow dramatic music)
(dog growls)
(leash clinks)
(dog growls)
(dog barks)
(dogs howling)
- Maria?
(dog growls)
(dog barks)
(Marco speaking Spanish)
(Maria speaking Spanish)
(dog growls)
(Maria grunts)
(Maria speaking Spanish)
(Hector speaking Spanish)
(Maria speaking Spanish)
(Hector speaking Spanish)
(dogs growling)
(cage door creaks)
(dog barks)
(dog continues barking)
(dog growls)
(Marco shouts)
- [Maria] Marco!
(Marco screams)
Marco?
(Hector speaking Spanish)
(slow dramatic music)
(dog growls)
(Hector speaking Spanish)
(Maria speaking Spanish)
(dogs barking)
(slow dramatic music continues)
- Marco?
- [Hector] Maria.
(dog growls)
(Hector screams)
(dog growls)
(Maria cries out)
(slow dramatic music continues)
(dog barks)
(slow dramatic music continues)
(dog barks)
(glass shatters)
(Maria pants)
(dog snarls)
(dog barks)
(Hector cries out)
(Hector screams)
- Hector!
(dog whines)
(truck door slams)
(Maria pants)
(dog growls)
(dog snarls)
(Maria screams)
(dogs barking)
(Maria screams)
(dogs barking)
(dogs howling)
(seagulls crying)
(upbeat music)
(howls)
Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?
Five top content creators
to come to this island
to save these beautiful mutts
and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.
I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,
and the hot young Timothe
Chalamet Willy Wonka,
not the old, creepy one.
I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island
and I'm gonna say
their names
- Right now, drum roll.
- First on the list.
(slow electronic music)
for the next generation
of busy ladies.
(marble clatters)
(toy squeaks)
(slow music)
(machine whirs)
(slow electronic music)
And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.
- [Computer] Vince
Ventura mentioned you
in his live stream, play video?
- Play.
- [Computer] Play.
- First on the list, the
unparalleled k*ller Queen.
You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.
Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.
- Big Farmer.
Stacking clucks
Riding on this tractor,
that's what's up
'Sup, 'sup
Goats in the field
Making green all day
Chickens in the barn
Stacking clucks,
on this black tractor
That's what's up
Sun's up, goats
in the field
- You gotta check this out.
- Hey, man,
don't you see
Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?
- It's super fresh.
(phone chirps)
But so is this.
Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.
- [Vince] He's inviting
you to a private island.
- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.
- Dope.
- [Vince] And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.
(Mason laughs)
- Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.
- You flip a bird to bureaucracy
with every block
you chain, brother.
- I made it! (cheers)
- But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,
okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.
There are a couple
more people coming,
the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.
- Who the hell are they?
(slow music)
- [Collins] Hey, yo, V, come on.
Get those knees up,
move a little faster.
Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.
- You're the one who was late.
- Well, I was busy
securing our future.
Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.
- Collins.
- Hmm?
- Our viewers are kids.
- That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.
Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.
- [Violet] Hmm.
- Nice tattoo design.
Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?
You just, like-
- [Violet] Dude.
- Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,
but no shade, that's um,
that's actually pretty legit.
- Okay, first of all, f*ck you.
And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.
- You ready to make some magic?
- Can you just give me a second
to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?
- Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,
and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-
- [Violet] Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.
- [Collins] Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights
on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar
and brighten up the
room a little bit-
- Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?
- The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.
- Ooh, no, I am the arms.
- Nope, you're
vertically challenged.
Your face would be out of frame.
Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?
- Philosophical
gems from the star
of my pits on your pendulums.
- Well, try not to
k*ll my good vibes
when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.
Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.
We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake
and have Violet
eat it in today's.
- [Both] "Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.
- I will not just be
decorating this cake,
but I guess now eating it too.
- But why are we like this?
It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.
No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.
(Violet laughs)
- Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.
Mm, it's so good.
- Hey, hey, Violet.
What do the fans think of
our performance so far?
- Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.
- Internet royalty.
- Yeah, sure, we'll take it.
- Two thumbs up, baby.
- And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.
Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving
with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.
Hold on, dude,
that's f*cking legit.
Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.
- Oh, mm-mm.
- Yes, yes.
(slow music)
- Looks so great.
- It's almost iconic.
- That's a good-looking
group right there.
Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the sh*t.
- Yo, mad love, for real.
I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,
hoping you guys
make viral history.
All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.
- [Jay] Let's do it.
- Let's go pet some puppies.
(pop music playing)
(helicopter blades whirring)
- [Jay] I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.
- Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,
but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.
- It kind of sounds like you do.
- [Jay] I ain't tripping on
it, little mama. (laughs)
- Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?
- No, no, no, we're the-
- Actually, nevermind.
- We're the Shenanigan siblings.
- I don't care.
- Yeah, we just crossed
four million subs
last month, actually.
I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper
on the financial facade, like,
that sh*t was dope, dude.
- Thanks, bro.
- Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.
That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.
Scan that QR code
and bam, (snaps)
you're one Bitcoin richer.
- [Thalia] Oh, that's lit.
- What, you guys didn't know?
Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.
If you had watched my vids,
you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.
- That peel mixed with
your perfume smell
like banana pudding.
Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.
- Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.
That's where we're laying
down a track system
for our trams,
pretty dope, right?
- [Mason] It's popping.
- Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?
That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.
It'll take people
from the city straight
to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.
All I need is the
sun in my sight
- Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?
- Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.
He is counting down the seconds
'til he gets to meet you guys.
Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.
(upbeat music)
(helicopter blades whirring)
- [k*ller Queen] Whoa.
- Nice.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is huge for us, V.
- Hola, my special guests.
Welcome to Vincetopia.
That's right, I
colonized this b*tch.
Give it here, give it here.
- Dude, we gotta
live stream this sh*t, ASAP.
Hey, do you have wifi here?
- Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know
if you got the wifi hooked up.
- I can do you one
better, my boy.
I got my own cell tower.
- That's f*cking dope.
(group chattering)
- Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.
That's legal here.
Oh, but guess what, you guys?
You can't use it!
- Huh?
- Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn
into JOMO, I promise.
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.
- [Mason] It's going up.
- He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.
- [Mason] Look at this place.
It looks like a tropical resort.
- [Violet] Wait, how
did you engineer this?
- [k*ller Queen] Did you
engineer this yourself?
- Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.
Wait 'til you the see beautiful
doggy paradise this
island will become.
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys. (gasps)
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.
- Hello, future citizens.
(dog howls)
- [Mason] What, they're
f*cking wild dogs?
- I can't wait to meet you.
Behold, these canines
are the backbone
of our little viral odyssey.
- German shepherds?
- Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.
- [Vince] Good eye.
- Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-
(dog growls)
- Easy, easy, easy,
cowboy. (laughs)
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.
- Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody. (claps)
- All right, cute
dogs, let's go.
- Give it up for Vince.
(dog barks)
- [Vince] I'm like the
Oprah of dogs. (laughs)
(dog growls)
- She gotta go to the bathroom.
- Waivers and IDs.
- Right this way.
(group chattering)
After you, my dudes.
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.
After you.
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.
- Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.
- Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?
- That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.
So down the hall,
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay
for the main event,
so do me a favor
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.
- [Jay] That food look good.
(helicopter blades whirring)
- [Vince] Ah, there she goes.
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs growling)
- I do this for a living.
You know how many animals
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs
for a living?
- I wrangle cows.
- Tell me what you think
about our fellow
icons of the internet.
- I feel like we've dropped down
into the carnival of crazies,
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.
- Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?
- Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.
- Oh, that was pretty cold, V.
Okay, (clears throat) how about
we pivot to something a bit
fluffier?
- Huh, the dogs?
- Thoughts?
- Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.
- Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat
than dog squad, huh?
- No, I love the dogs.
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.
- Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.
This is the f*cking man, okay?
He's throwing so much
money into this island
to give these dogs a paradise.
- It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.
(Collins laughs)
- Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?
You all good in the 'hood?
- Yeah, I'm just gonna step out
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.
- Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.
- Man, she don't give a.
(group quietly chattering)
(Violet groans)
(dog barks)
(dog whines)
(dog howls)
(dogs howling)
(dogs barking)
(dogs howling)
(dog whines)
(dog growls)
- Aw, you're still up, huh?
(dog whines)
Hey.
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?
I wish I had a treat for you.
(dog whines)
(dog barks)
(Violet gasps)
(dog barks)
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
Okay, nope.
(dog barks)
(Violet pants)
(slow dramatic music continues)
(twig snaps)
(Violet pants)
(slow dramatic music)
(Violet gasps)
Oh, f*ck, Collins.
- I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.
I figured you'd moseyed-
- You scared the sh*t out of me.
- Hey, check it out.
- Let's check it out.
- You were so serving
final girl energy here.
- Eat a d*ck.
- Wow, this is, like,
mad h*m*, Violet.
- As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,
you're now hiding
behind the trees,
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?
I love ya, but I quit.
- Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,
you're just gonna
go back to your cave
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?
- At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.
- Look, this is
our shot, Violet.
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,
this is it, #savethedogs.
- Well, that just
sounds like more risk
and click bait to me.
- Hey, come on, stop, Violet.
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.
- That sh*t counts
for something, right?
- Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.
- Me?
(slow music)
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task
between paying bills
and existential dread?
- Like, crafting
content from the comfort
of our little
studio, that's cool,
and I'm cool with
that, but diving
into the vapid creator circus,
it's just, I can't do it.
- All right, so look,
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.
(Violet scoffs)
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.
It's okay to like them.
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.
I mean, have you ever considered
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?
(Violet sighs)
- They're as real as it gets?
They're as real as it gets?
They're as real as it gets,
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue
that's keeping me from growing
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?
Okay, let me just try this out.
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection
of Botox and bleached assholes.
Drop your dignity
in the comments.
What's up, blockchain believers?
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how
to throw Bitcoin at
b*tches, and we guarantee
they'll either put out or
shut up. (imitates laughing)
Don't forget to smash
the like button.
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,
that is so f*cking bleak.
(Collins laughs)
(Collins claps)
- Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.
Damn, that-
- Shut up.
- Performance was gold.
- Shut up, dude.
(Collins laughs)
- Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."
- Shut up.
(Collins laughs)
- V.
- Yeah?
- What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?
- Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.
- Thalia smells like Starbucks,
sunscreen, and weed.
- Collins.
- Please, just chill.
Come on, just give it one night,
just one little night
for me, one night-
- Okay, fine, fine, tonight.
But if I find myself the star
of some sleep shaming reel,
(laughs) you are dead.
- V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,
but, but, yes.
(bats chittering)
If tomorrow's a flop-
- Uh-huh?
- We bounce together,
all right, deal?
(Collins spits)
Deal?
- Deal.
- All right.
(door rattles)
(waves lapping)
- [k*ller Queen]
This is so good.
- [Mason] These are
good, right here.
(group chattering)
- [Jay] All right, hand
me that, hand me that.
- [Violet] Actually,
I have a question.
- Good morning, squad!
(group cheers)
NDAs are signed?
- [Thalia] We're all clear.
- Yeah.
- I kind of-
- All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.
- All righty. (claps)
(chair creaks)
15 years ago, this island-
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees
and crying about global
warming or some sh*t?
- Mason, you're
really dropping a b*mb
on my energy here, so.
- You're right, you're right.
(Vince breathes deeply)
- 15 years ago, this island
that we are on right
now became the setting
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.
The film was never finished
because the animal trainers
just, poof, (snaps)
they vanished, never
to be seen again,
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,
left
to rule this island.
- So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?
(group laughs)
- Nah, I tried that once.
I had this capybara.
This m*therf*cker was,
like, a thespian genius.
Capybara, capybara...
- But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,
something about no shrews
policy or some sh*t like that.
- Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.
Capybaras are rodents.
- Oh, excuse the f*ck out of me,
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.
- Hey, guys, do me a favor.
(group laughs)
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.
This is actually about building.
(watch beeps)
(group laughs)
- Is that an A-train?
- That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,
though there will be, (laughs)
there will be a lot of that.
No, this is about
transforming these dogs
from ragged to radiant,
and then releasing them
to live out the rest
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.
- Um, can you just circle back,
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?
Why are we here?
- Great question.
- Thank you.
- We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs
of this island.
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.
- sh*t.
(group chattering)
- And the best part?
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,
which I will
personally be editing
into an epic eight-part saga.
(group cheers)
- sh*t, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.
(group laughs)
- Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show
under the guise of
animal activism,
when really, it's
just about the clicks.
That's what I'm hearing.
- Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.
But since we're on
the topic of subs,
I guess let's dive into it.
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,
you will be a
winner, regardless.
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.
- [Jay] Yeah, yes.
(group chattering)
- So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.
(group laughs)
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success expl*si*n
in three, two, one.
- Boom.
- Boom.
(group laughs)
- [Jay] I'm with that.
- Hold on, for real?
- Yeah, for real.
- You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,
out in that f*cking jungle?
- Mason, buddy, brother.
You're our alpha wolf.
- Facts.
- [Vince] What's up, yes.
- [Mason] All right.
- Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,
and k*ller Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.
- Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.
- You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.
(Mason laughs)
And Violet Femme-
- My god, now my
name's gonna be linked
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.
- Your straight
sh**ting persona,
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,
it's like lightening
in a bottle.
- Well, thank you so much.
- One of those dogs
tried to
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.
- Wait, what?
- For real?
- What?
- I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.
- I think you're
missing the headline.
- Okay, listen.
(table bangs)
(silverware clatters)
Do you want to win a
f*cking island or not?
- It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.
I think it has rabies.
Are you a vet?
- Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.
Are we talking rabies here?
Because that's a game changer-
- I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.
That's some serious sh*t.
- They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?
They are puppy dogs.
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.
Right this way,
follow the sausage,
the one in my
hand, not my pants.
(dogs whining)
(group chattering)
They get a little bit groggy.
It's the morning, dudes.
Give them some time to wake up.
(dogs whining)
Aw, there's our little baby.
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.
- [Jay] Yeah.
- Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.
(gate chimes)
- [Jay] Oh, letting them out?
- See?
(dog growls)
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
(laughs) all right.
We call this one Spike, see?
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.
See, he's nicer than I remember.
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?
(dog barks)
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?
(Vince screams)
(group shouting)
- [Mason] Oh, sh*t.
(group screaming)
(Vince screams)
- He's just got his
a*s eaten out by these-
(group screams)
- sh*t.
(slow dramatic music)
(group yelling)
(doors slamming)
(dog snarls)
- [k*ller Queen] Go, go, go, go!
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.
- Oh, my god.
(group chattering)
He's gonna bust in.
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.
(door bangs)
- Is that door gonna hold?
- [k*ller Queen]
Not much longer.
- [Violet] Maybe we ought
to block the doors,guys.
- [Mason] He's dead.
- Oh, sh*t.
- (faint music
playing on speaker)
- [Mason] Do you hear them?
- Oh, god, he's out there.
He's out there somewhere.
- [Collins] Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.
- (computer voice in background)
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.
- [Collins] Hey, do
you see anything?
- [Computer] Here,
dogs of every shape-
- [Collins] Farmer Jay,
do you see something?
- [Jay] No.
- [Computer] Inviting you
to join them, join them-
- [Collins] Is it locked?
(Jay sighs)
- [k*ller Queen] Stay right
there, stay right there.
- Oh, f*ck.
- [Mason] Come on.
- [Jay] There's
nothing out there.
- [Violet] You sure?
- Oh, sh*t, hmm mm.
- [Collins] Oh! (glass shatters)
Oh, oh!
- [k*ller Queen] Oh, sh*t.
- [Violet] Collins, watch out!
(dog barks)
- Violet, oh, my god.
(group shouting)
(dog barks)
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.
(vase shatters)
(dog moans)
- [Violet] Collins, move.
(all shouting)
(dog barks)
- [Mason] This one is for Vince,
you m*therf*cker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- What are you doing?
- Chill!
(group shouting)
(Jay yells)
- [Collins] sh*t!
- [k*ller Queen] Oh, sh*t!
- [Jay] You m*therf*cker.
(Collins screams)
- [Violet] Collins, Collins!
(group shouting)
- Get the f*ck off!
- Get him, get him!
- Get the f*ck off me!
(dog barks)
(group yelling)
- [k*ller Queen] Get
him, get him, get him,
stupid m*therf*cker, go!
- [Collins] Mason!
(group shouting)
(dog barks)
- Don't just
f*cking stand there.
Let's go, get out.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
- [Mason] Let's go
to the wine cellar!
(Collins cries out)
- [Violet] Collins!
- Collins, get the f*ck up!
(Collins screams)
- What the f*ck?
- [Jay] No, the dog's f*cking
him, the dog's f*cking him.
- I do not consent.
- [Jay] Stop f*cking my friend.
- Hang on, I have an idea.
(group yelling)
I have the fire extinguisher.
Get ready for the
smoke show, b*tch.
- Let's go!
(slow dramatic music)
(dog growls)
(dog barks)
- [Mason] Hurry up!
- I'm trying to move fast.
Come on, Collins.
- [Jay] Hey, what's that?
I don't even know what that was.
- [Violet] Come on.
- [Mason] What is this sh*t?
- Lean on me.
- Pretty good,
it's not that bad.
- Quick, we need
to sterilize it.
Oh, my god.
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.
- We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.
(Collins groans)
(group chattering)
sh*t, I'm helping.
No time for niceties, bro.
- [Violet] Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?
- Here, take this.
- Thanks.
- So Thalia's the only person
that got connection with
the outside world, right?
So we ought to
holler at her and see
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,
or Seal the singer,
somebody to help us get
the f*ck up out of here.
- Does that hurt?
- But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?
- Hey, window.
- Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons
or something to fight them.
- True.
- You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.
Pow, b*tch.
(Mason screams)
(glass shatters)
- Oh, my god.
- Mason.
- What's wrong with you?
- What the f*ck, man?
- Here.
Give me that sh*t.
- This some Secret Santa sh*t?
Man, your a*s is crazy.
Come on, man, hoist me up here
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.
- Okay, all right.
- Come on.
(Mason grunts)
- Yeah, what do you see?
- All right, hold on.
- You see anything?
(birds chirping)
(Jay grunts)
sh*t, you're f*cking heavy, bro.
What do you see?
- [k*ller Queen] Oh, careful.
- [Mason] Come on.
- [k*ller Queen] You got it?
- Bro.
- You need some help?
- [Violet] Guys, keep it down.
- [Mason] 'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?
(Violet speaks softly)
- [k*ller Queen] What's
going on, you see anything?
- [Violet] Keep it down.
- [Mason] You see anything?
(dog growls)
- Hey, big fella.
(nervous laughter)
How you doing?
(dog growls)
Easy, b*tch.
(dog snarls)
Ahhh!
(glass splicing)
(dog shrieks)
- [k*ller Queen] What the
hell is going on up there
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?
- I didn't mean to do it, oh.
(dog growls)
Oh, sh*t, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.
Reel me in, reel me in.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.
- Come on, pull me, pull.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no!
- Oh, sh*t.
(Jay thuds)
- [k*ller Queen] Sorry, buddy.
- [Jay] It almost bit
my g*dd*mn face off
- It's all right, get up.
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- f*ck.
- [Violet] That was stupid.
- [Jay] It's a
wild one out there
patrolling the perimeter.
- [k*ller Queen] How far is
it to Thalia's from here?
- [Mason] What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?
- [Violet] Guys, I'll go.
- Yeah, good one.
- Actually, I can go with her.
- [Mason] Sure you can, dude.
- Yeah, me too, I can move fast.
(slow music)
- All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,
run interference, okay?
I'll set up a distraction,
and that way you'd be able
to move around them. (sighs)
- [Mason] You gonna be okay
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.
We need a distraction.
(slow music continues)
(toy squeaks)
- What the f*ck is this?
(toy squeaks)
- Oh, sh*t, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see what this is.
(toy squeaks)
- Mm-hmm.
(slow dramatic music)
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?
(toy squeaks)
- Just make sure you don't do
it in the f*cking house, man.
- I know, I know, I'm
not a f*cking idiot.
- The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.
(birds trilling)
(Collins moans)
- Oh, sh*t, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
f*ck, that hurts, my ankle.
- Just sit down.
- No, it's, my ankle's f*cked.
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.
Just come back for me.
(slow music)
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
- I swear to god, bro, I'm out.
As soon as I get out of here,
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a sh*t-
- Shut your a*s up.
- Man, you shut the f*ck up.
(toy squeaks)
What?
(dog growls)
- Oh, oh.
Go, go.
(dog growls)
Hurry up, stupid.
(dog whines)
(slow dramatic music)
(dog growls)
I think he saw me.
(dog growls)
- Get down.
(dog continues growling)
(k*ller Queen sighs)
(slow dramatic music)
- Oh, f*ck.
- f*ck.
- Psst, go, go, go, come on.
(foliage rustles)
(toy squeaks)
f*ck, be quiet, f*ck.
(toy squeaks)
(Violet gasps)
(dog growls)
(k*ller Queen trembles)
- Go, go, run!
(slow dramatic music continues)
- Quick, we gotta hide!
- Oh, my god.
(dog whines)
(dog whines)
(Violet whimpers)
(footsteps pattering)
(dog whines)
(dog growls)
(Violet whimpers)
(dog growls)
(toy squeaks)
(dog growls)
(toy squeaks)
- Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.
- What are you talking about?
(Jay shouts)
(toy squeaks)
- All right, all right.
You are here now
I just want you more
Right here on the floor
Oh, oh, oh
(Jay continues singing loudly)
Hey, hey
- I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.
- Nah, I'm cool.
- Are you sure?
He cooks in the lab.
- This sh*t ain't working.
(foliage snaps)
(dog barks)
- Oh, sh*t.
(dog barks)
- Hey, I got something
for your a*s-
- Abort, abort!
Eat this, eat this.
- Oh, sh*t.
(toy squeaks)
(dogs snarling)
(toy squeaks)
(Jay grunts)
Bingo.
(dog whines)
(dogs barking)
- Let's go, get
to the cell tower!
(slow music)
(dogs barking)
- Ugh.
Oh, that smell.
(dogs growling)
(dogs barking)
(foliage snapping)
(dogs barking)
- Oh.
Oh, oh, thank god.
- Okay, don't get closer to it.
- Oh, he's so cute.
- That innocence has
an expiration date.
(dogs barking)
- I could totally be its, like,
rehabilitation
coach or something.
(puppy snarls)
(k*ller Queen screams)
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!
- Oh, my God.
(k*ller Queen screams)
- Kick it, kick it, kick it!
(puppy squeals)
- Oh, sh*t, I just
kicked a puppy.
(cellphone shatters)
(puppy whines)
Huh.
(puppy shrieks)
(dog growls)
- Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?
- Okay.
Very slow, back away.
(dog growls)
- Hey, big fella.
- [Violet] Hey.
- Oh, easy.
Easy.
(dog growls)
- [Violet] Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.
- Can dogs push buttons?
- [Toy voice] b*tch, please.
- You can train them
to do a lot of things.
Oh.
(gate chimes)
(k*ller Queen wails)
- Run!
(dogs barking faintly)
(Collins grunts)
(dogs continue barking)
(Collins grunts)
(dogs continue barking)
(dog shrieks)
(slow tense music)
- Come on, bro, come on, run!
Great shot, f*ck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!
- All right, all right.
- I don't got no more weapons.
(dogs barking)
- Faster, faster, they're
on my a*s, come on,
come on, move your feet.
- All right.
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.
You got anything, huh?
(Jay yells)
(dog snarls)
(Jay screams)
You got those big-a*s
arms, just use them.
- Get off me, right,
come on, get your.
(slow dramatic music)
- [Violet] Okay, okay. (pants)
(door slams)
- [Thalia] Do you want a treat?
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy? (imitates panting)
(Thalia laughs)
Oh, you want to be brushed?
(game chirps)
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
You want sparkle,
sparkle. (laughs)
Oh, you're so happy.
Holy horse-d*ck.
- Hello.
- What's us.
- [Thalia] Wait,
guys, where's Vince?
(dogs barking)
- [Jay] Jesus. (screams)
- Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.
- Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.
- Just swing back,
come on, I got you.
Come on, yes, yes.
(dogs barking)
All right.
(Jay screams)
(dogs barking)
Oh, f*ck.
- You're the only
one with a connection
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing
and call someone,
like, now, please.
- Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince sh*t.
(slow dramatic music)
- Oh, f*ck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.
- Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.
What are we gonna do about them?
(dogs barking)
- [Thalia] Watch, watch, watch.
Yo, Vince, dude,
(laughs) nice try.
(dogs barking)
Any bright ideas now?
(Jay grunts)
- Yeah.
(dog barks)
(Thalia laughs)
- This is so classic,
man, this is so-
- Yeah.
- Hyah!
- Eat it.
- Got his a*s.
- This is, like, some
next-level sh*t, dog.
- It's working, it's working.
(dogs barking)
- Where'd they go?
Are you scoping 'em?
Bro?
- Sweet Jesus.
(slow ominous music)
- It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.
- Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.
You have to call
the helicopter now.
- f*cking call someone.
(slow ominous music)
(foliage rustling)
(dog whines)
(dog growls)
- sh*t.
(Mason yells)
Bro, bro, this f*cking
thing is moving.
- Fine, I'll make the call.
(computer chirps)
Oh, sh*t, man, great timing.
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some sh*t.
(Jay yells)
(slow dramatic music)
- [Jay] Oh, sh*t,
oh, no, no, no.
Be still, be still.
- [Mason] f*ck this.
- [Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Buckle up, buttercup.
- [Jay] What you doing?
- b*tch.
- [Jay] Whoa!
- Oh, yeah, I don't think
the network settings
is the problem.
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.
- [Thalia] Dude,
that's vandalism.
- What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?
- Someone with a death
wish, that's who.
- It's f*cking on time.
Get fried, you little f*ck!
(Jay shouts)
Ah, that's right.
- Hold on.
- We gotta help them.
- What's that?
- Flare g*n, baby.
(shoe squeaks)
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.
Either way, it's a win win.
It's about to be lit.
(g*n fires)
(flare whistles)
- A flare, seriously?
(water splashes)
- Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.
- What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?
- What the f*ck?
- I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.
It's physics?
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.
This is it, all
right, here we go.
(shoe squeaks)
(g*n fires)
(flare whistles)
(slow music)
Oh. (sighs)
- Oh, sh*t!
- Oh!
(Jay yells)
(Mason screams)
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.
- Maybe I overshot that one.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I think astronomically.
- At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.
(fire crackles)
(metal creaks)
- Oh, we're going down.
- Holy sh*t!
No!
- Oh, no!
(Mason thuds)
- [Mason] Oh!
- Do you think I k*lled them?
- Yeah, that- that
seems probable.
- Oh, sh*t, where are
we supposed to go?
- It's swim time,
bro, do or die.
- You out your
m*therf*cking mind.
I'm not jumping off that.
- The drop's not even bad.
We just need to
lead ourselves off
with a head start, come on.
- When I die, I'm
gonna come back
and I'm gonna whoop your a*s.
- Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.
You got this.
- Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your a*s!
I'm gonna whoop your a*s!
- Wait, what?
- Oh, yay. (claps)
- Nice.
- Well done, boys.
- Oh, whoa.
- I don't got this.
- Bro.
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!
- What?
- Your f*cking leg is on fire.
(Jay screams)
Whoa.
- Oh, and he just
jumped. (water splashes)
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Oh, oh, oh, sh*t.
I nailed that
sh*t, son. (laughs)
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!
(dog growls)
(Mason yells)
(water splashes)
- Come on.
- I got you-
- Stop splashing on me, bro.
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,
we out, zero dilly dally.
- Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.
- Oh, sh*t.
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.
- Hey, how f*cking high are you?
- Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your f*cking roll-
- Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?
- You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,
not happening now, man.
- Yo, are you for
real right now?
You've got no bat phone,
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?
- No, bro, everything
ran through
that one glorious data tower.
- Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?
- It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be
through the Vincetopia
party barge-
- What, where?
- What the bummer is
is that it's, like,
way on the other
side of the island.
- Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds
between here and there.
- Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?
- Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.
- Oh, sh*t.
(Mason snorts)
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar
and the boat, they're in, like,
two totally opposite directions.
- [k*ller Queen] True, true.
- Hey, tough break
about your bro.
But chances are he's
already dog meat.
Let's cut our
losses and f*ck off.
- Please do f*ck off, Mason.
I am not leaving
without my brother.
- Go ahead, we're
out like trout.
Thalia, give me the key.
- No, man, that's not very cool.
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,
so super great
plan, bro, really.
- Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?
- Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.
- [Violet] You don't
have to listen to him.
- Don't be an as*h*le.
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?
- [Jay] Oh, you a scammer.
- No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.
- Y'all need to stop
f*cking arguing.
This is what we f*cking do.
Violet and I, we rolling out.
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?
(Mason scoffs)
- Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?
I'm getting the
f*ck out of here.
- Are you f*cking kidding me?
- Prick.
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia
and keep an eye on that as*h*le.
- Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.
- Perfect, let's get this
sh*t show on the road
while them damn canines out
there still licking they ba*ls.
- Hey.
Don't die and sh*t.
- You too.
- I'll be upstairs.
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.
What the f*ck is your problem?
- I bet your d*ck is so big.
- [Mason] f*cking huge.
- [k*ller Queen] Bye.
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
- [Jay] Oh, he dead, dead.
(flies buzzing)
(dogs whining)
- [Thalia] My sister's
gonna be so mad.
She's gonna have my a*s.
I mean, she's just gonna
go f*cking nuclear, dude.
- The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,
but you didn't shuffle the deck.
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?
- She specifically warned me not
to come looking for this place.
(slow dramatic music)
(dog whines)
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-
- Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.
I don't think the
media is gonna be-
- I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden f*cking Hearst.
(k*ller Queen gasps)
(bell rings)
- [Director] Come
on, hurry up, kids.
- [Hayden] Thank you.
- [Assistant] Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty
- [Hayden] Oh, thank you.
- [Assistant] Hey, Hayden.
- Can this wait,
we're about to roll.
- I really think
you should see this.
- Spike just, like,
leaps on him, right,
starts ripping on him-
- [Hayden] Good God, Thalia.
- He just goes, like, Hannibal
Lecter on his a*s.
- What, is that a prank?
- I don't think so.
- [Announcer] Ms. Hearst,
we're ready for you on set.
- [Hayden] Be right there!
- [Jay] So he's still
in the basement?
- [Violet] Was that
blood here before?
- No, that's fresh.
- Collins, you down there?
Oh, sh*t.
- Well, he gone now.
(door creaks)
(bottles clinking)
(bottles clinking)
(objects rustling)
- Collins?
- Oh, hey, sis.
Farmer Jay, hello.
Do you guys have
the wifi password?
- I sure do not.
- This is just some
overcooked Insta-f*ck
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,
or some other nonsense.
- I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.
- Ah.
- Only ones with the-
- Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.
- I do, dammit, Thalia.
- Here you go, here they are.
(bottle rattles)
- What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?
- I'm just starving.
- Yeah, what are you taking?
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?
We have to go.
- A little bit of this
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.
- If you keep munching on that,
then we're gonna
be here forever.
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.
- Hey, buddy, hey-
- We're gonna be late for what?
- The boat party.
- I love parties.
- Yeah.
- There's a rumor that Vince,
he might not be living anymore.
- You say not living
anymore, as in?
- Among the living now.
- Like, dead?
Have you called Thalia?
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,
but it went straight
to voicemail.
- f*ck me.
(slow dramatic music)
(glass shatters)
- [Thalia] Hayden told me
about her crazy experience
on "The Breed," and.
- I can't believe Hayden
f*cking Hearst is your sister.
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.
- It's okay, we all
have our quirks,
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.
- All right, assholes.
(bottle rattles)
The time is up.
- Bro.
- Geez.
- Let's roll.
- Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?
- Oh, oh, god.
Geez, dude, chill out.
(Mason burps)
Oh, god, that's f*cking nasty.
- Ugh.
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.
Jesus Christ, you're gross.
- Yeah, you think
you're better than me?
(k*ller Queen yells)
(k*ller Queen groans)
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!
Hey, ow, sh*t.
- Come on, why are you
making this harder?
- [Thalia] Get off of me!
(both shouting)
- Hey, what the
f*ck are you doing?
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.
What, no, you can't-
- [k*ller Queen] Get off
of her, get off of her!
- It's mine!
- [k*ller Queen] I
told you to stop.
(vase shatters)
- Nice.
Hell, yeah.
Oh, god, that's nasty.
- Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks
and you wasted
them, man, f*ck you.
- You're dead!
- Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.
- Nobody f*ck with Mason Kelly.
(dog roars)
(Mason screams)
- Holy sh*t.
(group screaming)
- Put the g*n down.
It's crazy.
- sh*t, key!
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.
- Let's just go, go, go, go.
- Get back here!
- Let's go.
- Where are you
going, you as*h*le?
(dog growls)
- [Thalia] Oh, sh*t,
Mason, watch out!
(Mason screams)
(Thalia shouting)
(k*ller Queen shouting)
(Mason screams)
(doors rattling)
(Collins mutters)
- Collins.
- Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Thalia] Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.
- Get in!
- Whoa!
- [Thalia] Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.
- Hello.
- g*dd*mn, you look like sh*t.
- Hey, do you know
the wifi password?
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.
- Yo, where's Mason Kelly?
- Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?
(golf cart revs)
Wait, what- what happened?
- A dog got him.
- [Thalia] And the boat key.
- [Jay] Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig sh*t.
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no, f*cking sh*t, no.
f*ck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?
- [Thalia] You gotta push it.
- I got it, I got it.
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.
- [Thalia] You guys got this!
- [Jay] Go!
- [Thalia] You got this,
you're doing great, man.
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.
Push, go. (grunts)
- [Thalia] Push it, let's go.
(dog howls)
- Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.
- [Thalia] That's great, man.
- [Collins] Farther and faster.
- [Thalia] Just
a little further.
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
- Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!
(dogs barking)
- [Thalia] You've got
this, you've got this!
(Jay grunts)
A little faster.
- [Violet] sh*t.
- [Thalia] Let's go!
(dogs barking)
(golf cart revs)
- Man, how much more
of this bullshit
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?
- I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.
(dogs barking)
- Pump the gas.
- This is the gas.
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
- Getting closer!
- Okay, grab a moonshine bottle
and aim for the
center of that bridge.
You light it up.
Fireball rocketing in three,
two.
- Oh, it's you.
(bridge clatters)
- All right, go.
- [k*ller Queen]
Yeah, blaze and go!
(dogs whining)
- [Jay] See you in
hell, m*therf*ckers.
- Sick. Hell, yeah.
(fire crackling)
Okay.
Okay, we're here.
- Is this the sh*t
Vince was rambling about
from that whole movie?
- Yeah, pretty cool, right?
- The Universal one was cooler.
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.
- Dude, the fact that Vince
and you even stayed
alive long enough
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.
- When we first
got to the island,
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.
- They became
extroverts real fast.
- Well, a little while
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,
and one dude got bit.
So we had to stop construction
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,
and you know Vince,
he's always looking
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-
- Jesus Christ.
- We thought we'd
invite you all here,
make a game out of it,
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,
then it's like a win win.
- My a*s.
- [Thalia] We'd put
it inside the cage,
the dogs would
come, and then wham,
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.
- Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?
- [Thalia] And
setting off the trap.
- [k*ller Queen] What?
- Yep.
- [k*ller Queen] One
of the good ones.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,
just hold on a second.
I brought you here
because I have something
that's a total game changer.
- Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice
and give it to the dog?
- Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.
- [Thalia] Aha,
check this sh*t out.
- Wait, wait, we might not die.
(Jay laughs)
- Well, color me impressed then,
little lady.
- Wow.
- You've got the
stance and everything.
- [k*ller Queen] Okay.
- Wait, is that a
g*dd*mn paintball?
(g*n clatters)
No, you done lost
your g*dd*mn mind.
- [Thalia] What?
- [k*ller Queen]
I'm sorry, this was
your game-changing surprise?
- This really stings without
proper protective gear.
(Jay laughs)
I build stuff, okay?
- So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,
you might as well start
digging your own graves.
We gotta get it together,
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,
Collins, if you ask me for
the f*cking wifi password,
I swear to god.
- I wasn't gonna.
- Then what?
- Hmm, well, nothing.
- When we first got
here, being trapped
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,
and we either fuse
that collective madness
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.
The choice is yours.
- g*dd*mn. (claps)
- That was sick, that's sick.
- All right, that was-
- You rock.
- I think you guys
are missing the point
of my- my speech, though-
- Was no one livestreaming that?
Should have
been live streaming that.
- I know, right?
- Hey, I got it from up here.
Does anybody have
the wifi password?
(Jay sighs)
- I'm gonna k*ll him.
- Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?
- I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool.
- Look like the
sun's about to set.
Thalia's little spit
sh**ter's not gonna cut it.
- Man.
- He's right.
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.
- Woof, man.
- Chomp chomp, b*tch.
- Let's k*ll those b*tches.
- Does anyone know what the
wifi password is? (mutters)
(rock music)
(sword clinks)
(door creaks)
(rock music continues)
(g*n clicks)
(rock music continues)
(g*n clicks)
(rock music continues)
(rock music continues)
(Thalia sighs)
(rock music continues)
(g*n clicks)
(rock music continues)
(sword clinks)
(phone clicks)
(doors rattling)
- I was really
close to my grandpa.
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.
- I'm actually a fan.
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.
- Oh, thanks, so glad you did.
- Oh, sh*t, man, I'm sorry.
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,
and it's inspiring, dude.
- Thalia, have you ever thought
about following in
your sister's footsteps
with the whole acting thing?
- You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.
- [Jay] How'd you guys meet?
- Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.
- My god, rock bottom.
- No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.
- [Violet] That's cool.
(Jay laughs)
(Collins snores)
- [Violet] Someone
is a deep sleeper.
- [k*ller Queen] He
is really drooling.
- [Jay] I might get him a can.
- [Thalia] Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-
(group chattering)
- I think he would have loved
to have been in that
hut with you guys.
- We'll bring him
with us next time.
Once we get to the boat,
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.
(slow music)
(fabric thumps)
(slow music continues)
- Has anyone seen Collins?
- No.
- He was here a second ago.
- Last time I saw
him, he went that way.
- Oh, sh*t.
Collins?
- Collins!
- Shh!
- Shh!
(slow music)
(Collins laughs)
- I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.
- Good luck, dude.
- Thanks.
- [k*ller Queen] Be careful.
(Jay grunts)
- sh*t, I know you
f*cking lying. Collins!
Collins!
Man, get your a*s over here.
- Hey, Farmer Jay.
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- You'd better pop it out like
a g*dd*mn jack-in-the-box.
- Sorry, I was just peeing-
- g*dd*mn.
(Collins hiccups)
You all kinds of f*cked up.
- Do you have the wifi password?
Do you have the wifi password?
- I have it, it's get
in the f*cking cart.
- No spaces?
- All caps, let's go.
- Hmm, I never thought of that.
- [Jay] I found him.
- Oh, sh*t.
(Collins hums)
(Collins thuds)
- [Violet] Okay.
- I'm feeling omin-tiferous.
- Uh-oh.
- Hey, buddy, you
all right there?
- Do you?
- Do I what?
- Do you (hiccups) know?
- The muffin man?
- The wifi password?
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.
- I don't want it.
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.
- [Violet] Okay,
let's not be that guy.
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.
- Cool.
- Here we go.
(Collins thuds)
- So this is a thing.
- If we ride into those dogs.
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.
- Yeah.
- Good to go, yeah.
- [Collins] Let's go.
(Collins thuds)
(slow music)
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.
(slow rock music)
(golf cart revs)
- [Thalia] Holy sh*t.
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy sh*t.
Holy literal sh*t.
- Why are we stopping?
- Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.
- [Jay] Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.
Thalia, hey, Thalia.
- [Violet] Thalia.
- Thalia!
Thalia!
(group chattering)
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!
- Oh, sh*t, hi, Spike.
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?
You got a little, you
want some licorice?
- Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.
- Looks promising, right?
- It's the best day ever.
- Come on, come on, hurry!
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!
(dogs barking)
- Nice, guys.
- Come on, guys.
(golf cart revs)
(dogs barking)
(slow dramatic music)
- Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?
- Yep, yep, yes, we are.
(golf cart revs)
(group chattering)
- Oh, sh*t, oh, sh*t.
- Go on.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Hold on.
(group chattering)
- Come on.
(group chattering)
(dog yelps)
- That's right,
I'll cut a b*tch.
- Yeah, we'll cut your a*s.
(slow dramatic music continues)
Oh, sh*t.
(arrow whistles)
(dogs barking)
- [Thalia] Fire it,
fire over there!
(dogs barking)
- Oh, sh*t, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!
(Jay laughs)
Damn.
- Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.
Collins, I need that, seriously.
Collins, give that back.
- What's going on back there?
- He took the sickle.
- He can't steady himself.
(sickle clangs)
- Dude!
(group chattering)
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?
- Sorry.
- Oh, man, whoa.
- Collins!
- Oh, man.
- sh*t.
(Collins laughs)
- [Jay] What the f*ck?
- [Violet] Stop,
stop, stop, we can't
leave without Collins.
- sh*t.
I'm going in for the save.
- Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.
Are you ready?
(Jay grunts)
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.
(Jay hollers)
(dogs barking)
- [Collins] I bet
you can't catch me.
- Collins!
- Come and get me, Farmer Jay.
- Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!
Hold on, bro.
Damn, he's fast.
(Collins laughs)
(Jay groans) Come on, man.
- Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this sh*t.
Join the party.
(slow music)
(Jay pants)
(slow music continues)
Hang on.
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.
- Come on, Collins, man,
you're gonna get
us k*lled out here.
(slow music continues)
(birds chirping)
Oh, sh*t, mother.
(Collins hiccups)
You look like sh*t, man.
- Dumb luck.
- Damn.
(foliage rustles)
(dog growls)
(Jay grunts)
(dog growls)
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs growling)
(Thalia whimpers)
- [k*ller Queen] sh*t, oh, sh*t.
- Hold on, hold on.
- We're reversing, we gotta get.
It's okay, hold on.
- [Violet] Thalia,
try to hold it steady.
- [Thalia] What do
you want from me?
This isn't straight road.
- Oh, sh*t, I lost it.
- This is beyond scary.
- Guys, cliff.
- [Thalia] I have
nowhere to go, I can't.
(group screams)
(water splashes)
There's the boat.
(dogs growling)
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.
(dogs barking)
(water splashes)
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?
(dogs barking)
(water splashes)
Come on, kick those legs.
- Swim, fishy, swim.
(dog snarls)
- Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!
(group chattering)
- [Thalia] We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.
- [Violet] Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.
(group quietly chattering)
- [k*ller Queen] Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.
- [Thalia] Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.
Just put your hands
up my a*s and push.
- Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.
You're so close.
- [k*ller Queen] Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.
Thalia, hang tight.
(dogs continue barking)
- [k*ller Queen] Nice, CrossFit?
- Pilates.
Thalia, come on, take my hand.
- You've got this, girl.
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.
- I was homeschooled,
though, man.
- Oh, sh*t.
Come on.
(Thalia screams)
- Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.
(dog barks)
Okay.
(dogs barking)
sh**t it with the flare g*n!
(dog barks)
(dog whines)
- Eat my flare, m*therf*cker.
(g*n fires)
(water splashes)
(water fizzes)
(dogs barking)
- Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.
- Thank you guys.
- Hey, you okay?
That's amazing, still breathing.
- Please tell me you
still have the boat key.
(group laughs)
- Yes.
- Okay, let's go get Collins,
and then we're-
- f*ck, yeah.
- The f*ck off this island.
- [k*ller Queen] Yes, that.
- [Mason] I've been
looking for that.
(slow ominous music)
- Mason, we all want
to get off this island.
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.
- sh*t, I want my ear back.
What are you gonna do, huh?
- Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,
and figure this all out, yeah?
- I tried to get
us all out of here,
but what did you guys do?
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.
What the f*ck is the deal,
fam, huh?
- W- well,
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.
- Yeah, really good job, Mason.
- Yeah, Mason. (claps)
- Way to go. (claps)
- Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?
- Which dog?
(dog growls)
This dog?
(slow dramatic music)
(dog snarls)
Come here, come here.
- Don't take another step.
- Or what?
(dog growls)
Sic 'em.
(dog growls) (arrow whizzes)
(dogs barking)
(k*ller Queen screams)
Get them, get them!
- [Thalia] Push the
dog away from you.
- You're in my k*ll box.
- What?
(dog barks)
- I cannot engage tango.
- Cool as*ault r*fle, bro.
Is that a paintball g*n?
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.
- Now, Queen.
(g*n fires)
(dog snarls)
(water splashes)
(dogs howling)
Dude.
- What?
- [Thalia] Your arm.
(slow music)
(Mason yells)
(k*ller Queen screams)
(dramatic music)
- Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.
- Help me up, please.
- [Violet] Hang on.
- [k*ller Queen] Please.
(k*ller Queen screams)
(water splashes)
- b*tch, that's right.
(Thalia cries out)
(Thalia moans)
(slow music)
(arrow whistles)
(Mason groans)
- Is that all you got?
(water splashes)
(dogs growling)
- I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.
- I know.
(slow dramatic music)
(water splashes)
Okay, run. Run!
(slow dramatic music continues)
(Thalia pants)
What the, why isn't it?
God, these dogs take big shits.
(arrow whistles)
(bottle pops)
Whoa.
(slow music)
(dog snarls)
(dog growls)
- Oh, sh*t.
(boat engine revs)
- [Thalia] Oh h* h*,
yes, (claps) it worked.
(Violet cries out)
(Violet groans)
(boat engine revs)
Oh, sh*t, oh, Violet.
(slow dramatic music)
(coin rattles)
Violet!
- Collins?
- Hey, V, there you are.
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- How'd you get on the boat?
- With them.
(slow dramatic music)
I came with them.
(dogs barking)
- [Thalia] Violet, come back!
- This place is paradise!
- Violet, hold on.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
(door cracks)
Okay, good boy, oh, God.
(dogs barking)
- Collins, you're my brother.
It's you and me,
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.
- [Thalia] Stop.
Here, champagne.
- [Violet] And you're
gonna get better.
- [Collins] I know, V.
- Collins.
- Okay, good boy.
(glass shatters)
(dog snarls)
(Collins cackles)
(Thalia screams)
- Don't forget to smash
the like button! (cackles)
- sh*t, f*ck, faster.
(boat engine revs)
- Collins.
(Collins yells)
(arrow whistles)
- Ah, what the f*ck?
God, that really
f*cking hurt, V.
- That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,
can you make it, like, like,
a little heroic or cool looking?
- You shot my only good ankle.
- Can you make me look cool?
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!
(slow dramatic music)
No, no, no, no, no. (screams)
Whoa, oh, holy sh*t, dude.
(dog snarls)
(dog thuds)
Oh, that was f*cking awesome.
(boat engine revs)
- Who's driving
this thing, whoa.
(boat thuds)
Ow.
- [Violet] What was that?
- Oh, man.
(dogs barking)
f*ck!
f*ck, this close,
this f*cking close.
(slow ominous music)
- Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.
(slow music)
(dogs howling)
- Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.
Holy sh*t.
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,
just sitting here, chilling,
waiting to die, I guess, man.
(Violet sighs)
This is my last one.
You can have the big half.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
(slow music continues)
(seagulls crying)
I guess this makes us friends?
- I'd say we're
friends for life, man.
- Yeah.
(dogs barking)
(dogs howling)
If one of those little
f*ck bites me,
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?
- You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?
- Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,
you can just hit
me over the head
with it super hard, like, WWE.
It'd be kind of dope, actually.
- That sounds so exhausting.
- Okay, yeah, I feel that.
I don't want to make
you work harder.
(dogs barking in distance)
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs continue barking)
(slow dramatic music continues)
- Okay, let's do this.
(dogs growling)
(Thalia grunts)
(dog barks)
- Hey, hey.
Got it.
(dogs barking)
(Thalia grunts)
f*cking get him.
(dog yelps)
(water splashes)
It's not doing any damage.
It's our last shot, oh, God.
(slow dramatic music continues)
The hull, baby.
(g*n fires)
Whoa!
(g*n fires)
(helicopter blades whirring)
(g*n fires)
- Oh, someone's
coming to help us.
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.
(dogs barking)
Hayden, Hayden! (laughs)
Hayden.
(dog barks)
- Hey, nice boots, hello.
- Hello.
- Hey, do you have
the wifi password?
- Dude, that's my sister.
- Ah! (Hayden grunts)
- You know, I think if
I had better footwear,
I could do that, too.
- Oh, I think I remember
you, m*therf*cker.
(Hayden retches)
- God, she's cool.
Hayden, watch out!
(dog snarls)
(dog groans)
Hayden, Hayden!
- Thalia, hang on, I gotta
f*ck with this dog real quick.
- f*ck yeah, man.
Holy sh*t, hi!
- Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?
- It's just my brother
that we need to grab.
- Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.
- It's a long story.
- Let's go.
(dog barks)
Go, go, go, go, go, run!
Faster!
- Oh, Hayden, behind you.
- Play dead.
(g*n fires)
Let's go.
(helicopter blades whirring)
- [Collins] Ow!
- [Thalia] Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand
on the joystick, man.
- Are you sure?
- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-
- Always this, and the other
one here.
- Are you sh1tting me?
- Where the f*ck are my
sunglasses?
- Okay.
- How'd you know
where to find us?
- Thalia's live stream.
(helicopter blades whirring)
This is fun.
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.
- All right.
(Hayden shouts)
You pull it again. (laughs)
- [Thalia] Nice, baby.
(expl*si*n rumbles)
- [Hayden] Pull it again.
(Hayden laughs)
Hell, yeah.
- Whoa.
- [Thalia] Burn, baby, burn.
- It's missing a paw.
- Hell, yeah.
(helicopter blades whirring)
- Wait!
I'm still here, come back!
(slow dramatic music)
(dogs barking)
(dog growls)
(slow dramatic music continues)
- [Director] Let's make
movie magic, everybody.
- Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,
it's just a good idea to
(laughs) spread the frosting.
(Grace laughs)
(slow rock music continues)
(bottle pops)
- Whoa!
Could I get a towel? (laughs)
- Thanks.
- [Speaker] And
can you wipe off,
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.
- Come on, think
about it. (laughs)
- All right, right,
all right, come at me.
- Your mama's a b*tch.
- I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.
- This feels like a
f*cking fever dream.
- What the f*ck
is the deal, fam?
- [Speaker] We knew you
would be okay, Mason,
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.
(group laughs)
- [Speaker] You need makeup.
- [Speaker] I can read the line.
- My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up. (laughs)
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.
She should just do me.
Okay, let's go.
(both grunting)
(both laughing)
- I found him.
(both grunting)
- [Virginia] Well.
(Grace laughs)
- I've never felt
better in my life.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
- Fuse our collective
force of madness together
to be an unstoppable force, or-
(Riele coughs)
- Sorry, guys.
(people clapping)
- What, you're
now leaving, guys?
- Inside voices,
for the love of God.
- Audio control
on this jet pack?
- I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.
(slow rock music continues)
(Grace laughs)
- I always wondered
that in movies,
When are people
finding the time to go pee?
- Or poop.
There's dogs out there.
- [Virginia] I know.
- [Grace] So you
have to hold it.
- You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"
Let's go.
(Collins mutters)
We don't have time for this.
- [Collins] It's not working.
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!
- Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.
- Okay, okay, okay,
sorry. (laughs)
- Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.
- My eyelashes.
- [Jay] So we need to get her
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-
(Grace imitates screaming)
- [Man] Okay,
okay, another towel.
(group screaming)
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!
- Okay.
- I said the-
- Real fake. (laughs)
- [Riele] That was f*cking good.
That was good.
- That was g*dd*mn-
- Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.
- This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.
(group cheers)
(slow music)
(group quietly chattering)
(group cheers)
(group quietly chattering)
(dog growls)
- [Man] Bro,
you talking to me?
- [k*ller Queen] What a
time to be alive.
(slow rumbling)
(slow music)
(steam hisses)
(person screams)
- [Man] Did you
just say it's edible?
- [Man] He did
say it's edible.
- [Man] Do you want a
photo or a video?
(group chattering)
- [Jay] Bingo.
- [Violet] There are
signs, we'll find our way.
- [Jay] We don't
speak these signs.
(group chattering)
- [Violet] Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.
- [Jay] Okay, we
got confidence.
(group laughs)
- [Jay] Y'all probably
already know her
and y'all are
probably gonna send
me a whole bunch of messages.
- [k*ller Queen] Who are we
talking to right now?
- [Jay] I have no idea
who you're talking to
'cause there ain't
no service, so.
So you can't fall out.
- [k*ller Queen] Exactly,
stay safe, kids.
(group chattering)
(group chattering)
- [Jay] None of us speak
Spanish.
Hey, hey, (indistinct).
- [Jay] Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.
(group chattering)
- [Man] Welcome to Guatemala.
- [Jay] Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.
(group chattering)
- [Collins] Get
it hot and fresh.
(slow dramatic music)
(slow dramatic music continues)
(slow dramatic music continues)
(slow rock music continues)
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