01x18 - Crab Castle/Fierce Battle of the Pig and Skunk Armies

[bunniefuu]

Many years ago,
animals and humans

lived together in
joyful harmony.

But then, a wicked
trickster called

High Roller fooled the
animals into thinking humans

were their enemies.

Chaos reigned until
an army of heroes

came together to protect
the humans and end the w*r--

Lin Chung, Jumpy Ghostface,
Mystique Sonia, Mighty Ray.

This is "Hero: 108."

I can't wait to
see my new hairdo.

[blowing air]

Wow.

It's more beautiful
than I even imagined.

But something's missing.

[moaning]

Ah.

There.

Uh.

Looks like I'm late for
the First Squad meeting.

Oh well, Mr. No Hands
will have to wait.

Uh.

Mystique Sonia,
where have you been?

Yaksha was doing my hair.

What do you think?

I think you're late.

The time candle says I
still have five minutes.

That's because you blew it out.

Those candles are not precise.

We need a better way to
tell time at Big Green.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh, I love you, bananas.

Ooh.

[squawk]

Bananas?

What bananas?

Peacocks are
enslaving the humans.

I must do something.

Greetings, Your Majesty.

I am Ape Truly.

I have come to make peace
between you and the humans.

I offer you friendship and gold.

We peacocks do not
need friends or gold.

But why are you
enslaving humans?

I enslave no one.

They volunteer to serve me.

We love the beautiful queen.

We live to serve her.

The humans serve you by choice?

I don't understand.

You soon will.

I love the beautiful queen.

I live to serve her.

[laughing]

No one can resist my beauty.

[beeping]

[alarm blaring]

Commander Ape Truly
is in trouble.

First squad, deploy!

Do you think this
will mess up my hair?

Uh.

Peacock Queen, you have
such enchanting feathers.

[yawn]

Peacock Queen, you have done
well to capture Ape Truly.

High Roller says, use your
powerful beauty to conquer

the Big Green army.

Do it now, or else I'll--

Hold that thought.

It's 3:59 in 48 seconds.

That means it's tea time.

Peacocks like to be punctual.

First squad!

High Roller says, Peacocks
fight First Squad now.

And, uh, protect the Zebra
Brothers at all costs.

No fighting until I am done.

I still have 10 more
seconds of tea time.

Huh?

Ooh.

How is she so prompt?

I can never get my
troops to be on time.

[sipping]

All right.

Tea time is over.

Back to business.

So beautiful.

So many colors.

I must sketch her dazzling tail.

[gasp]

You can resist my beauty?

Sorry, Queen.

But why should I be
dazzled by your beauty?

I can look at my own
beauty every day.

[sputtering]

You are so full of yourself.

I'm full of myself?

Ha.

Why don't we settle
this with some muscle?

I am too elegant
for boorish fights.

This must be settled
with a competition.

Follow me.

[exploding]

Let us see who can blow
out this volcano using

the most grace and beauty.

Hmph.

Huh?

[exploding]

Your turn.

Huh?

[scoffs]

Amateur.

There, there.

It's not so bad that you lost.

It's bad that you looked
so bad while losing.

[laughing]

Huh?

[scream]

Ow.

Ah.

How dare you pluck
my tail feathers,

you pointy little monster?

We love you, Mystique Sonia.

Don't.

We love you, Mystique Sonia.

I have a spell on me.

Whoever says "I love
you" three times-- [gasp]

We love you, Mystique Sonia.

Ugh.

Will turn into a yaksha.

[screaming]

Help me.

Stop!

I have something very
important to say.

Mighty Ray.

Blast her.

[scream]

Really?

Oh, oh.

This is going to be sweet.

I am Mighty Ray.

Fear my eyeballs.

[screaming]

Woohoo.

I've always wanted to do that.

Ah.

What yaksha would want
to be on your head now?

[cackling]

What?

Thanks, Yaksha.

I love you too.

What a silly display
of affection.

It doesn't matter
how Sonia looks.

Yaksha loves her
for what's inside.

No matter what.

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

Mystique Sonia and Yaksha have
taught me what love truly is.

I release the humans
from my spell.

Huh?

And ask to be granted the
honor of joining Big Green.

High Roller says, what!

And High Roller says,
you can't betray us.

Enough.

It is 5:29 in 56 seconds.

Tea time again.

And, and High Roller
says, ruin tea time.

How dare you
disrupt my tea time?

High Roller says, I did it.

[screaming]

[exploding]

Peacock Queen, how is your
tea time always so prompt?

It's quite simple really.

We peacocks are very proud
of how we keep track of time.

I'm glad we went back
to my old look, Yaksha.

It's more me.

Mystique Sonia, you're
going to be late.

[squawk]

You only have three
minutes and 57 seconds

to get ready for the
First Squad meeting.

Hurry.

[groan]

[theme music]