04x02 - Close Encounters of the Mini Kind

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme music playing]

[electronic chirp]

[electronic warbling]

[car engine roaring]

[brakes squealing]

[sheriff speaks indistinctly]

[indistinct]

[sheriff speaks indistinctly]

Follow my lead, boys.
We'll be home in time for dinner.

- [all speak indistinctly]
- [g*ns c*ck]

[alien diplomat speaks indistinctly]

[sheriff speaks indistinctly]

[alien diplomat] Humans,
we come in peace.

[speaks indistinctly]

...together.

- [deputy] He's got a g*n!
- [g*nsh*t]

- [alien diplomat groaning]
- [g*nshots]

[sheriff speaks indistinctly]

- [deputy indistinct]
- [sheriff indistinct]

[g*nshots]

- [sheriff speaks indistinctly]
- [g*nshots]

[indistinct]

- [exclaims]
- [g*nsh*t]

[shouting]

[sheriff grunting, yelling]

[g*nsh*t]

- [beeping]
- [ominous music playing]

[beeping continues]

[ominous music crescendos]

[cow moos]

[farmer speaks indistinctly]

[smooches, speaks indistinctly]

[cow moos]

[farmer sighs, speaks indistinctly]

[farmer grunts]

- [indistinct]
- [cow moos]

Oh my God! Oh no. Oh my God!

[farmer screaming]

[dramatic sting]

[farmer speaks indistinctly]

[speaks indistinctly, screams]

[whirring]

[alien conspiracist] They're here!
They're here!

They're coming for all our asses!

[people yelling]

[dramatic music playing]

- [man] Wait! Wait! Take me! Take me!
- [spaceship whirring]

- [whoosh]
- [laughs]

- [people screaming]
- [lasers sh**ting]

[dramatic music continues]

[whale calls]

- [people screaming]
- [brakes squealing]

[music ends]

[speaking alien language]

[alien trooper speaks indistinctly]

[alien trooper 2] Teabag.

[wheelchair b*mber] Geronimo!

[veterans speak indistinctly]

[invigorating music playing]

[pub guest speaks indistinctly]

[yelling and fighting]

- [pub guest] Back to the moon with ya!
- [screaming]

[gangster speaks indistinctly]

[brakes squealing]

[US president speaks unintelligibly]

[crowd cheering]

- [people screaming]
- [g*nshots]

[whirring]

- [tense music playing]
- [lasers sh**ting]

[whooshing]

[man speaking indistinctly]

[man screaming]

[blasting]

[man speaking indistinctly]

[people screaming]

- [whooping]
- [honking]

[heroic music playing]

[alien] No!

[stadium leader] All clear!

Bases loaded, m*therf*ckers!

[lasers building]

[heroic music builds]

[cracking]

[multiple explosions]

[music crescendos]

[silence]

[farting]

[musical flourish]

[electronic warbling]

[ominous music playing]

[music fades]