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01x73 - Take a Stance Against the Dance, Mr. Smarty-Pants!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x73 - Take a Stance Against the Dance, Mr. Smarty-Pants!

Post by bunniefuu »

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Badge Scramble Battle Royale!! Dream Matches of Familiar Characters!?

Fist of Gothic Secret Technique: Textualization!

{Ball} {Eye} {Eye} {Hand} {Hand} {Leg} {Leg} {Spike (x)}

Sweetheart Stupid Dance '!

Hair Eye!

Samba de Bo

-bobo!! Yaksha to Mountain Witch to Sambaman!?

Guts Bat!

Skull Crest Strike!

Sambaman!


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Bo

-bobo in Okinawa!

This sure is nice...

Now that's what I call nice!

Alright...

Now a bit more like that... Like that...

Very nice! These'll be great!

Oh, nice! Nice! Very nice!

No one's here...

Did they leave me behind again?

I wanna go to Okinawa, too!

I wanna go!

Oh God, please take me to Okinawa!

Ow, ow, ow...

Oh, you guys!

We've had nothing but battles for a while, and haven't had any time to rest.

And we thought it would be nice to take a vacation, even if it was a fake one.

You as*h*le!

Thus, Bo

-bobo's team's staycation ended prematurely.

Ironically...

Only Tennosuke actually made it to Okinawa.


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-The legendary summit battle has begun!

Fist of STOP Secret Technique:

Never

-Ending Death Dinner!!

No one was watching!

I've got a gold badge!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo has received his first badge.

Narrator

-However...

Narrator

-The next enemy was already lying in wait for Bo

-bobo!


Badge Scramble


Badge Scramble
Battle Royale!!

Battle Royale!!

Dream Matches
Dream Matches


of Familiar

Characters!?

Very well.

I approve of Bo

-bobo's entrance.

Now for the first preliminary.

Let the Badge Scramble Battle Royale begin!

The stage will be the collection of a hundred stages behind you,

Black Mountain

Black Mountain

Black Mountain!

Only those who reach Margarita Castle at the summit

Margarita Castle

Margarita Castle

will have cleared the first preliminary.

Additionally, to enter Margarita Castle, each entrant must have at least ten badges.

Gold.

Silver.

Bronze.

Any of them.

Now fight! Claim your badges!

Badges?

Just ten's enough, you say?

That's the Admiral for you!

Those badges don't mean a thing here!

You mean to say that these medals that I earned for fighting in countless battles...

were all for naught!?

Damn it all!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

He's blasting the Hair Hunters away!

Hey. Long time no see, Bo

-bobo.

Word

Fist of Gothic Secret Technique

Fist of Gothic Secret Technique

Textualization

Textualization

Tennosuke

suke

Afro

Ball

Eye

Hand

Leg

Spike

Spike

Halekulani

Lambada

Haoh

The Poet

Giga

Bo

-bobo...

We know how much of a trouble you are.

We'll focus on crushing you first!

They're attacking en masse! This is real bad!

Don't panic!

In order for me to get ahead in this fight...

I have found people that will temporarily ally with me!

Squeaknosuke

Super Rabbit

The Teacup

Model

Despair Guy

My greatest allies!

Who's great here!?

Alright!

We'll show you our teamwork!

Let us go!

He's forcing them along!

You sure have the guts, huh?

No, no, no! We can't do it! We'll be slaughtered!

I said go! Or else...

Damn it all!

Despair Guy attacked! He's really in despair!

Alright!

Everyone, follow his lead!

We're desperate!

But he's already done for.

Let's go!Collaborative Secret Technique:

Collaborative Secret Technique

Collaborative Secret Technique

Sweetheart Stupid Dance '

Sweetheart Stupid Dance '

That secret technique just screams "small fry"!

Enough with these stupid games!

I agree!

Whoa, now's not the time for games.

I have to head for the summit!

Wait, Bo

-bobo! Are you running away from us?

I have no interest in anyone but those with gold badges.

I ain't gonna hang around you silver badges, dammit!

Come again? Fight me, Bo

-bobo!

We'll fight you in his place.

At Mahjong.

Thirteen Orphans.

Enough messing around!

Well, never mind.

We just have to defeat him sometime this tournament...

Entrance

Alright!

Let's head into the mountain!

That's...



Badge Holders

The Mole!?

Badge holders at a low price! Moles each!

Moles?

Hand it over!

Equipped!

Wow, they have flower

-patterned ones, too!

That's pretty!

We made it!

Wait, what kind of arena is this?

Plastic bottles?

Bottle Edge Arena

Bottle Edge Arena

And the other Hair Hunters are already fighting on it!

That doesn't matter!

Whoever's got a Gold Badge, come on out!

He's super high

-energy!

Youth is wasted on the wrong people.

I know.

They're already drinking it!

Saltwater

But this is saltwater!

Bo

-bobo's too strong...

Stand back, small

-fry.

You're...

We have a gold badge right here.

What an amazing aura! Who's there?

My name is Dark Yaksha.

Bo

-bobo...

I don't know whether or not you came to this competition to become the next Emperor.

n}But you're a nuisance. I'll get rid of you here.

Margarita Empire's Highest Official

Dark Yaksha (Gold Badge)

Don't get the wrong idea, now. I couldn't care less about being the Emperor.

I only have one goal...

To destroy the Margarita Empire!

And then we'll take the Emperor's throne once Bo

-bobo's spurned it!

That's the plan!

They're making people do all the work for them!

It seems you're taking the Margarita Empire rather lightly.

Unpleasant, indeed.

I'll have your blood rust my Skull Sword!

Skull Sword

Skull Sword

What is that sinister sword!?

Since you're a Gold Badge...

I'll just have to beat the crap outta you!

What? What are you...?

Bruise Sword

anBruise Sword

I'll have your blood rust my Bruise Sword!

Don Patch!

I'm gonna m*rder Bo

-bobo in his sleep.

Let's go!

Huh?

Hey, look here! See these bruises?

You did all that to make them... And you're not even gonna use them?

Chew them up!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique:

Bone Serpent Consumption!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Bone Serpent Consumption

vBone Serpent Consumption

Well then...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Eat Meat, Greedy Boy!!!

Eat Meat, Greedy Boy!!!

Now, eat, eat!

He got so thin his bone structure changed!

What an amusing technique.

Now it's my turn to kick a*s!

Let's go!

Collaborative Secret Technique: Go for the Bruise Big League!!!

Collaborative Secret Technique

Collaborative Secret Technique
Go for the Bruise Big League!!!

Go for the Bruise Big League!!!

My bruises are flying off!

Worthless...

My bruises became skewered dumplings!

Enough of these pranks.

Begone!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique:

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

fnshonen punk vBone Eye

shonen punk vBone Eye

Silence...

Huh...? What...?

Huh...? What...?

Nothing's happening!

What the hell are those!?

My Bone Eyes bring the Grim Reaper upon anyone I look upon.

This can't be good! He's way too strong!

Bring it on!

Then try and figure this Secret Technique out!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Hair

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Hair Eye

Hair Eye

A similar class of move to my Bone Eye.

If that's the case, he's summoned something.

Silence...

There's nothing there, idiot!

You fell for it!

They must be eliminated!

Let me take care of Tennosuke.

It must be humiliating to be defeated by your own ex

-lieutenant.

Who's that guy again?

Who knows?

So there are some strong people here. Who would've guessed?

But that's all the more reason for the Dark Emperor to be pleased.

I have a message, Dark Emperor!

n}The Four Lords of the Reverse Margarita have infiltrated the competition!

Dark Emperor of the Reverse Margarita Empire

Dark Emperor of the Reverse Margarita Empire

Hydrate

Hydrate

Now the Earth will be covered in darkness...

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Samba

Samba

DE

DE



Bo

-bobo!!


Bo

-bobo!!

Yaksha


to

to

Mountain Witch

to

to

!?

mbaman!?

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo was fighting the gold badge

-class Dark Yaksha.

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Don Patch and Tennosuke were...

Saltwater

We're drowning!

This saltwater is hell!

They made themselves drown!

Nuzube!

Nuzube!

Nuzube!?

Nuzube...

They're shrinking!

He lifted them up!

That does it!

We can get out of here!

Let's go, Dark Yaksha!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

And now he's gone into a Secret Technique!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Guts Bat

Guts Bat

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique:

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Yaksha Transformation

Yaksha Transformation

It's a mountain witch!

That's no witch!

Run away, guys! That is a foe even beyond me, a giraffe!

Mountain witches are the kings of the jungle!

Seriously!?

Emergency escape!

Don't leave us behind, Mr. Cat!

Now that I have transformed, my power is twentyfold!

He's coming this way!

He's gonna eat us!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique: Skull Wave!

The summer of is full of skulls and salt!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique
Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Skull Wave

shonen punk vSkull Wave

Dammit! We have to calm the mountain witch's rage!

n}Mountain Witch, how about taking a little time to rest in here?



Worn

-down...

But he's a Yaksha!

I'll put an end to your life!

H

-H

-H

-Hold on, j

-just l

-look inside!

The inside of this hut...

is built Arabian

-style!

Elegant night...

He's wasting his effort!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique: Skull Wave!

You can't stop Arabia!

Saltwater

Dammit, where did he vanish off to?

ArtBrushBobobo

ArtBrushKendo Dojo

What is this?

Now!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique

Dojo Challenger Repelling Boys

Dojo Challenger Repelling Boys

Damn you...

He's gonna eat us!

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique:

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

Fist of the Skull Secret Technique

shonen punk vSkull Crest Strike

shonen punk vSkull Crest Strike

What is this thing!?

It's already over.

The Skull Crest is impossible to defend against.

That skull will extract every bone out from your body!

What did you say!?

My bones!

He's spouting fish bones!

There's no sense of any danger!

Give me back my bones! Please give them back!

I have no bones. What's going to happen to me?

Everything

It's taking everything out of him!

Then what about Bo

-bobo?

Bone

A robot came out!

What's with him!? That's not possible!

Go, my bones!

Buster Beam!

Bone

I'll drop him...

That's a Cobra Twist!

Alright! I'll finish him off!

You've got me to deal with, Captain Tennosuke!

Dammit! He was here, too!

Run for it, Tennosuke!

Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique: Super Tokoro b*llet!

Fist of the Wobble

-wobble Secret Technique

)Super Tokoro b*llet

One hit?

Who did you take me for, Katsu?

This is the difference between me as a captain...

and you as a lieutenant.

Tennosuke's... so cool...

Tennosuke's... so cool...

We were wrong...

Now you're alone.

I had no use for that shrimp anyway.

I only need to drink this Skull Juice!

Oh, no! He's going to power up even more!

W

-What are you...!?

Let me go!

"Let me go!" and "Leave me" are things you'd say to a geisha!

Kan'ichi...

Hey, I'm right here!

Kan'ichi!

Golden Yaksha
Golden Yaksha

Now!

Dammit! They stole my Skull Juice!

Well done, stupid cat!

Now we, too, can become Yakshas!

Let's go! Yaksha Transformation!

We'll become Yakshas!

Transform!

Fruit of the Earth!

Grace of Nature!

Pizzeria!

n}With our powers combined, we are the Three Yakshas!

The Three Yakshas

The Three Yakshas

You look nothing like Yakshas!

You're going to become one!?

Let's go, Dark Yaksha!

Have a taste of the power of Mother Nature!

Mother Nature!?

The Power of the Earth and Sun!

The Energy of Water and Plants!

Yen Off Drinks Coupon!

One of those doesn't belong!

O Heavens! Give us the power of Mother Nature!

Okay!

Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique:

Fist of the Nose Hair Super Secret Technique

Breath of the Raging Mother Nature

n}That Secret Technique doesn't have anything to do with Mother Nature!

I can't win...

I have no choice but to revert to my true form!

His true form!?

Is he gonna power up?

You're too late!

Transform!

Sambaman

Dance merrily to the rhythm of summer...

And he, he, he will awaken!

Samba, samba, Sambaman!



I'll defeat you with the glamor of the Samba,

Crush you utterly...

Now that I'm in this form...

The rhythm of my samba will make samba addicts of you!

Samba addicts?

Listen to me!

Sambaphones of Death!

Sambaphone

Sambaphone

n}Samba, samba!

The volume's so low we can't hear it!

What intense volume!

It's working!

Now that you've heard the samba, your body will begin to do the samba against your will!

Saury! {LOL I thought he was saying salmon!}

Samba, samba!

Saury samba!

Saury for dinner, with the rhythm of the samba!
Saury

Come!

To the Saury Empire of Dreams!

Saury!

{worth adding something here like "Boom"?}

{worth adding something here like "Boom"?}

The Saury Empire has fallen!

He's strong!

n}Now to finish you off with the Samba Step!

Samba step

Samba step

Shake, shake, shake...

He did himself in!

That b*stard...

I ain't losing!

What an amazing battle!

He shouted!

It's really q*eer down here at the bottom. Feels like something's gonna jump out at me. {q*eer or bizarre?}

It's a goblin!

That goblin's really staring at me...

Wha

- Hey

- What are you...
yGoblin

I'm being faxed!

I'm being transmitted from a goblin machine!

We've got a fax from Bo

-bobo! What do we do?

Let's put it in the washing machine for now.

Good plan.

What?

All the laundry...

has turned into Aloha shirts!

What could this mean?

I guess I leaked some Samba juice! {please split}

Samba juice!?

We'll have to wear Aloha shirts this winter!

That's two down!



You two!

Samba!

It seems your Samba blood is crying out.

Samba blood? What have you done to me?

Everyone has Samba blood flowing through them!

The answer is in ancient times... In the true evolution of man that was erased from history!

Which is this!

Such a liar!

In other words, your Samba

is causing my blood to react!?

Samba is unbeatable, Samba is the strongest!

Samba, samba, samba, Sambaman!

Don't get ahead of yourself!

This guy's scary...

Karaoke

Hey, Samba b*stard!

Let's have a Raise the Roof Showdown in the karaoke club!

No way!

Just kidding! {Needs to include the "to"}

Raising the roof is my specialty!

"They're spaced out..."

is what a normal person would say. {maybe split}

But I'm the party master, Sambaman!

Samba, samba, samba!

Limbo!

Limbo!

Limbo!

Shut the hell up!

I broke a bone! It's literally broken!

Now it's my turn!

It's impossible!

If I couldn't do it, you couldn't possibly...

A hunter?



He got them excited!

Now it's time to raise the roof with my song!

Let's go!





He's a true pro!

You've now been defeated!

Don't be ridiculous!

I'm the greatest official of the Margarita Empire!

If I fall, the Margarita Empire falls!

Don't you look down on the Margarita Empire!

One more time! Samba Festival!

Yaksha = Sambaman

Dark Yaksha = Sambaman

Defeated
Defeated

Go back to the South!

Now we have two gold badges!

Only eight left!

I've lost...

Well, as I promised before our fight...

I'll join you guys!

When did you make that promise!?

So you remembered, Sambaman?

What!?

Let's get a move on!

Narrator

-And so, Sambaman... didn't join them.

Narrator

-And so, Sambaman... didn't join them.

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

He lost.

The Surface Margarita Empire sure is pathetic.

Is that all they have to offer?

Narrator

-An unknown enemy...

Narrator

-And this man, who once stole the show...

He smells like a strong foe...

Narrator

-...were waiting for them.

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends head for the next battle, with their proud mission in mind.

Narrator

-Will they make it out alive?

Narrator

-What will become of this dangerous fight?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, your grades will go up if you study with your friends!

Your lucky item is an accessory with a jewel!

If you tied, you'll have an unexpected discovery in the planetarium of a high

-rise building!

And if you lost, don't buy things on impulse or you'll regret it, nah

-la...

Hekkun's grown huge!

What!?

Is he having another growth spurt?

No! It's the enemy's trap!

I get it! Then we'll crush him!

I'm sorry... I'm not strong enough...

Don Patch?

I can't forgive myself.

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

The Battle Stage is a Giant Hekkun! and Transform!

The Battle Stage is a Giant Hekkun! Baby Mode Activates!!

Transform! The Raging DO

-DO

-DO

-DO

-DO

-DON Patch!!

In two parts!

What's with this Don Patch? He's way too cool!