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01x71 - Funneled Into a Tunnel and Bamboozled by Noodles!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x71 - Funneled Into a Tunnel and Bamboozled by Noodles!

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Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Beauty in Danger!! I'll Fight On My Own!!

{Fifth Margarita} {New Emperor Playoffs} {You can become the Emperor!}

Ice

-Cold Ice!!!

Delicious ❤ Means You Lose! Go For the World's Greatest Ramen!!

Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique:

Death Million Dollar Wing!!!

Delicious Hardening Ramen!

Ten Super

-size Ramen Bowls!

Ramen Gum!

Master, give those ladies a free meal on me.

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Alrighty, guys!

Today I'm doing rock, paper, scissors with you guys!

Do we have to?

It's a pain in the a*s...

Let's go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

I did it!

I won in rock, paper, scissors...

so I'll take charge of today's opening!

So that was your big idea all along!

Right then, let's get right to it!

Today, we'll be doing a musical!

So that was your master plan?{So you just wanted to do that.}

Always!

Places, everyone!

Express your theme and motivation in a song!

I am Bo

-bobo, the noble man of hair!

And I am the heroine!

I'm wobbling young and lively!

I love bittersweet Dengaku, nah

-na

-la!



Um...

I...

I'm...

I'm...

I'm a battle nerd!

Battle nerd!

What kind of lame song is that?

Is that what you think of musicals?

You have no taste!

He's no good, nah

-na

-la...

But this isn't a musical anime in the first place...

I feel for you...


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-At long last..

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo has defeated Tsuru Tsururiina III, the strongest man in the Empire's history.

Perfect Victory

Tsuru Tsururiina III Defeated

Narrator

-But meanwhile...

Giga

Halekulani

Five Ultimate Assassins

The Poet

Three m*rder Brothers

Narrator

-a semicentennial summit battle had begun

Narrator

-with the Emperor's throne at stake!

I'll crush them all...


On My Own!!

Come on then! Tell us where it's at!

Occupied

Come on, spit it out!

c*ck

Occupied

Narrator

-Having learned of the Margarita Empire's New Emperor Playoffs,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and company set off to destroy that competition...

Narrator

-and made their way to Egypt.



Fifth Margarita

New Emperor Playoffs

You can become the Emperor!

Entrance

Alright, everyone listen up!

This is the only route that leads to the New Margarita Emperor Playoffs stadium!

All the champions of the Hair Hunters will be there!

Brace yourselves!

So we go in through this hole?

It looks like there was a big battle here, already...

Perfect! Let's get going!

We'll destroy all the Hair Hunters!

Yeah!

Fifth

Let's do this!

New Emperor

Let's become the new Emperor!

It's hot! They seem far more motivated than normal for some reason!

Now...

Let us make for the b*ttlefield!

What's with this wall?

There are frog sculptures on it!

It's just for decoration!

Ribbit.

Ribbit.

Ribbit.

They stuck out their tongues!

Beauty!

Help me!

Hey!

I'm still here!

What's gonna happen to me!?

That's harsh.

But this sure brings me back.

Ow...

Ow...

Where's everyone else?

Screw Panda Drop!

Don Patch!

You okay there?

What's going on? The place is filling up with water!

Allow me to explain.

This is Course #,

The Devil's Undersea Tunnel.

This is real bad...

I'm alone with Don Patch...

Can we get out of this?

Hip Hop Patchmi!

We're finally alone.

Today, the role of the heroine is mine!

Hold it!

Now's not the time for this!

That doesn't matter!

Prepare yourself!



That doesn't matter...

What's with his tenacity?

What're y'all doin' here?

Who's there?

C'mon! This way!

You're Former F

-block Captain Ujikin TOKIO!

Hurry, y'all! Gimme a hand!

You want our help?

You're still alive!?

Now!

Come here!


Amazing!

He made a wall of ice!

But...

That didn't actually help.

Now we can rest easy.

I'll k*ll you!

Hey! Hey, you!

But why did you save us, when you're our enemy?

Hey!

Even though you didn't actually save us...

Go For the Fifth Emperor

I wanna go down this here road to become the next Emperor,

but there's a course guardian up ahead.

Guardian?

Fer now, we're better off stickin' together.

This must be fate.

Let's team up.

The ice on his head...

The ice on his head's gonna...

Alright!

You got it!

Let's join up!

He's not exactly the most reliable...

But in these circumstances, he might turn out to be a reassuring ally.

Now that I'm here with ya, we're as strong as a hundred men!

It seems we have uninvited guests...

The guardian!?

You two!

We can't. We can't do it.

I'll give you my cherry if you'll let us pass.

Really, you guys!? {LOL DAT FACE}

I am the guardian of this course, Higusari Seijuro.

Higusari Seijuro

And I won't let you pass.

I'll have you all drown!

No way...

Do we have to fight this guardian on our own?

Oh! Look at that! I see a shark!

There's a sunfish here, too! {please split}

Pay attention for once!

Galaxy Chain

Galaxy Chain

Take this!

Galaxy Chain!

Sunuvagun...

Bring it on!

I'll show ya my power!

Eat this!


I melted...

He's an idiot!

Hey, girl.

I see you're the only one left.

Huh? What about Don Patch?

What the hell are you doing!?

He ran away!

By the way...

The longer you stay here, the more water will pour in.

Now, what will you do?

H

-Hey, are you alright?

Girl, I have an oxygen mask here.

If you hand over your friends, I'll be willing to spare your life.

What the hell, man!?

Ya should be savin' me!

Ya should be savin' me!

I can't accept this! Don't you sell me out, Beauty!

Here. What will you do?

Hey, what the hell?

Save me!

Me!

Me!

Hey, don't you dare sell me out, Beauty!

Hey, don't sell me out!

Don't sell me out!

Save me instead!

You've got to be kidding me!

I could never betray my friends!

I'll fight on my own if I have to!!

Hey... What was with that line?

It was pretty heroine

-like...

It's almost like that girl's actually the heroine of this anime!

And am I just an orange fish?

This is stupid!

This is bad...

I can't let this continue on!

Foolish woman.

I'll have you die here!

Take this! {please time}

Planetic Chain

Hold it right there!

I'm the heroine here!

Let me go!

Hey!

You got the wrong heroine, dammit!

I'm the real heroine!

No you're not...

I'm the heroine!

I'm saved...

Is Bo

-bobo... safe as well?

Is Bo

-bobo... safe as well?

Ramen Land

Golden Ramen

Pork Soup

Narrator

-Meanwhile, Bo

-bobo...

Thick Pork Soup

Delicious Soy Ramen

Ramen House

Narrator

-was in Course #,

Narrator

-The Ramen Street of Death, eating ramen.

Ramen

Onion Ramen

Bo

-bobo...

We'd better get a move on.

Is Beauty safe!?

Is Beauty safe!?

Is Beauty safe!?

Bo

-bobo...

I'm sure she's safe!

Whenever I think about how she's with that idiot Don Patch...

I can't help but worry!

Beauty!

Beauty!

Is Beauty safe!?

He must be really worried...

Who's there!?

It seems another visitor...

has been drawn in by the smell of ramen.

Look! {please time}

That's J!

Narrator

-Meanwhile, in the undersea tunnel...

This is bad! The tunnel's still filling up with water!

The hell? The wall I made just done broke!

That ain't possible!

That had a hardness o' !

Oh, no!

What's this!?

Narrator

-The strongest man of the Four Lords of Margarita, Halekulani, has arrived!

Narrator

-What's going to happen to Beauty now!?

Never mind who's the heroine! It's money!

Money!

Dammit! They saw me!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Delicious



Means

You Lose!



Go For

World's Greatest
amen!!

Money, money, money...

That's the way...

This man's...

This man's sure ta be the Fifth Emperor!

I see the star of the Emperor o'er this here man!

He's completely corrupt!

So this is Halekulani...

What intense pressure!

So you're the guardian?

Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique

Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique

Death Million Dollar Wing!!!

Death Million Dollar Wing!!!

What beautiful techniques he uses!

He's gonna turn us into coins, too...

Money, money, money...

Hey, girl.

Since you're here, I presume the nose hair man is here, too?

Tell him that I'll be paying him back very soon.

A little more...

Just a little more...

What's your problem?

I'm your lunch dessert.

Really!?

H

-Hold it right there!

Are you leaving me for him!?

So was I just a game to you? Answer me!

There was nothing between us.

Isn't that right?

How cold!

You're cold as ice! As ice!

Is this really alright?

We're saved, but...

Sin

Meanwhile,

Bo

-bobo was on the Ramen Road...

How could this be!?

How could a man as strong as you have lost?

Are you alright, K?

He's J, Bo

-bobo.

Hang in there, K!

That's J!

K!

He's J!

K!!!

He's J!

J...

Tragic in more ways than one

Mr. Onion

-head!

That man was seduced by my ramen.

A woman!

Bo

-bobo...

Be careful with her.

She's powerful enough to defeat J.

That's just what happens to anyone who challenges me, Menma, this course's guardian.

Menma

Bring it on!

I'll defeat you and pass through here!

Then I'll end your lives, along with the customers preceding you!

Customers?
Abandoned Ninjas

Give us a good home

(Abandoned Ninjas

(Give us a good home

Ninja...

It's the Three Stupid Civilizations!

Wait... Abandoned Ninjas?

Mesopotamian Civilization

Yellow River Civilization

Indus Civilization

Mouth Kick !!!

Fist of the Eyebrow Hair Forever

Oh, were you all abandoned?

Ninja...

Ninja...

Ninja...

All three of them are crawling to him!

Oh dear, what a real shame...

What happened to you? Go ahead and tell me.

Ninja...

Ninja...

Quit your whining, scum!

Ninja...

Ninja...

Two and two is four... Two and three is five...

Just talk properly!

Long time no see, Bo

-bobo.

Wanna fight?

And now they talk properly!

Ramen Road

Ramen Road

That's enough of your pathetic reunion.

Now, you must fight in this course's specialty,

the Ramen Battle!

Ramen battle?

What is that, hachoo? {worth adding a suffix here?}

Why would we do such a battle, xie

-xie!?

They're really getting into it...

The rules are simple.

You make ramen and feed it to your opponent, and if they say "Delicious," you win!

Now, time to face my ramen!

Bring it on!

Ramen

I'll use this to bring you down!

You can't do that with instant noodles!

I'll defeat you and Bo

-bobo with this ramen!

That's Khamen!

I'm done!

That's doesn't even look edible... {please split}

Dining Table Roulette Start!

Allow me to explain the rules.

You must eat all the ramen that stops in front of you.

If you leave any leftovers, you are disqualified!

I can't wait to see whose will come to me...

Stop!

Huh!?

They're all in front of me!

Bring it on!

I'll eat 'em all!

Disgusting! {please time}

He's hardened!

Whoever eats my ramen...

become so overwhelmed by its deliciousness that they can no longer move.

I'm pretty sure he said "disgusting"!

n}This is the Fist of Ramen Secret Technique:


And...

The moment before they freeze up, they leave a message about what they thought of my ramen.

Was that...

Frankly, the Khamen really got to me...

Frankly, the Khamen really got to me...

I knew it!

That would make sense!

Mesopotamia!

You people can't even make proper ramen...

How do you expect to make me say it's delicious?

What do we do?

Don't worry!

You're Master Ramen!

The two of us shall make the greatest ramen in the world!

Yes! Let's do it!

Cooperative Secret Technique out of necessity:

Challenge for the World's Greatest Ramen!

Alright. We now begin your training.

Ramen Way

Yes, Master!

Wrong.

Wrong.

Wrong.

You have no taste, do you?

On closer inspection, the Master's acting really cold!

Five months later

And five months later...

they finally made the world's greatest ramen!

Is this world's greatest ramen!?

Who are you two?

Cup Ramen

Ramen

Delicious

Wait, they sell this at stores!

I wanna k*ll them!

We still don't know if this ramen will work on that woman.

Have a taste and tell me what you think.

Very well.

This is...

This taste...

This taste...

This taste...

is average!

Then just say it normally.

So it was no use.

Now to finish you off!

Ten Super

-size Ramen Bowls

Ten Super

-size Ramen Bowls

Ten of them!? We can't evade all that!

Well then...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:


Ramen gum!?

Gum's not gonna work!

Now...

You can no longer escape from my ramen!

There's still a way!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:


You betrayed us!

He made them eat the ramen before the table stopped spinning...

I never thought that was possible...

Victim number !

Number !

The Culprit is Bo

-bobo

The culprit is Bo

-bobo!

You sure are feisty...

However...

You can't beat my if you stay on the defensive!

Then take a look at the table.

My cooking has made it your way.

What? When did you...?

Hey.

Now, eat it.

I can't guarantee the taste, but I have confidence.

Eat.

I ain't eating you!

Gyoza Shot!

I left leftovers...

I lost...

Bo

-bobo has won the ramen battle against Menma!

We did it, guys!

We all did it!

Well, come on, say something!

All our powers have become as one!

You're the enemy! You can't say that!

Seriously...

I can't take my eye off you for a second, can I?

He's a demon...

I expect no less of our arch

-enemy, Bo

-bobo!

He's gotten a whole rank stronger!


Bo

-bobo, look over here! The door's opened!

That must be because we defeated the guardian.

The New Emperor Playoffs stadium must be beyond there.

Alright, let's go!

Beauty might be there!

OK!

There's so many Hair Hunters!

Are these all the guys who passed through the other routes?

Bo

-bobo!

What? Bo

-bobo?

Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

Narrator

-The New Emperor Playoffs have begun!

Narrator

-All those who are here are super

-warriors

Narrator

-who passed through the routes of death!

Narrator

-Who will stand at the top!?

So that's Bo

-bobo?

It seems like Beauty's not here yet.

Let's just wait here.

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

k*ll him! k*ll him! Let's k*ll him!

This feels so uncomfortable...

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, your greatest chance for love will come this year!

Your love

-love item is your special joke material!

If you tied, you will find a tiny source of happiness in your neighborhood, nah

-la!

And if you lost, try getting a makeover and maybe people will like you...

We're surrounded by so many Hair Hunters!

The New Emperor's throne is ours!

You guys perk up your ears and listen...

to my soulful song!

Fever! Fever!

Now's not the time to be singing!

Our next enemy is a powerful Gold Badge warrior!

Oh, I melted.

Oh, now we fused.

I can't tell who's who anymore!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Begin! Scramble for the Badges!! and Run! Bobobo TV Station!

Begin! Scramble for the Badges!! The Gold Badge is a Symbol of the Strong!

Run! Bobobo TV Station! They're Here ~ The Menace of the Ratings!!

In two parts!

Wait, who are you?