01x58 - Face the Cold Hard Facts! It's Freezing in Here!

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Stupid} {Biloon} {Hooray!...Wait...} {Don Patch Was Here} {Natto Tulip} {Weird Afro Punk}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Heartwarming

Nose Hair Masterpiece Theater

The Kasa Jizo in the Snow

Narrator

-Heartwarming Nose Hair Masterpiece Theater:

Narrator

-The Kasa Jizo in the Snow

Charge!

Well that doesn't sound good.

You're getting all wet.

Here, take my hat.

How's that?

How's that?

Has Mercy

And they all lived happily ever after.

What's going on!? {please split}

This story's gotten real cold!

Now let's head over to the next stage.

Yes, let's.

A limousine!? Who do you think you are?

Beauty.

Want a ride?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-At the giant water slide in Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX,

{Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX} {Requiem of the b*ttlefield} {Rampaging Gadget Area}

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX


Rampaging Gadget Area

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Narrator

-called Requiem of the b*ttlefield, Bo

-bobo and his friends faced

Narrator

-the former E

-block captain from a hundred years ago, Combat Blues!

Requiem of the b*ttlefield



nCombat Blues

Girl

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Beauty

Narrator

-A harsh battle with the Triple

-Hunters rule ensued between Team Combat and Team Bo

-bobo.

Fist of Traps Secret Technique:

Fist of Traps Secret Technique:

Hand Grenades of the Soul!

Hand Grenades of the Soul!

Dammit...

Kaboom!

Kaboom!

Kaboom!

Kaboom!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!

Ow! I'm hit!

He sure is hopeless...

Fist of Traps Secret Technique:



-Speed Water Clones!!


-Speed Water Clones!!

How's this!?

Carp Climbing the Waterfall!!

Carp Climbing the Waterfall!!

Narrator

-And then...

Weapon

Come out, my weapon!

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Softon lovely!

Softon lovely!

Narrator

-However...

Imbecile!

Miss Torpedo!

Miss Torpedo!

I will not permit the slightest act of foolishness.

And that is because I'm a torpedo!

No! I mean... That's not true!

No! I mean... That's not true!

No! I mean... That's not true!

Bo

-bobo started being foolish first!

Cheeky brat!

Your teacher hates cheeky brats!

We've been waiting for you.

Narrator

-And finally, Team Bo

-bobo...

Collaborative Secret Technique:

Cross Goddess!!

Collaborative Secret Technique: Cross Goddess!!

Narrator

-defeated Combat Blues!

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

XXXXXX

nCombat Blues
Girl
Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Beauty

{Requiem of the b*ttlefield} {Combat Blues} {Swimsuit Gal} {Swimsuit Girl} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Beauty}

But meanwhile, an enemy assassin...

was sneaking up on Dengakuman!

Who are you!?



Machine Battle



on

Ice!

Great

Battle

with No Rules!

with No Rules!

Alright, g*ng!

The next stage...

is gonna be the ice skating rink!

What are you guys up to!?

No good.

I'm getting nothing but sweeties.

Same here.

Seriously!?

That's pretty rare! You should keep them!

And I managed to get some tokoroten!

Welcome to the Ice Mecha Ring, Bo

-bobo.

The enemy's here already! Stop slacking off and listen to them!

What a treat.

I'm impressed you made it this far, despite being the scum you all are.

Detergent

The suds we are!?

On this stage, anyone not riding a machine is trash!

You'll have to play by our rules.

The shrub we are!?

So we've prepared machines for you to fight in.

The scream we are!?

We get the joke already!

I guess we're supposed to fight on one of those things!

Why's that?

Don't ask me!

You have your four machines to choose from, all of which have different specs.

I suggest you pick wisely.

We'll do just that!

You're picking by rolling a pencil!?

I'll be choosing this machine.


-Strength



What the hell kind of robot is that!? That wasn't one of the options!

Then I'll work my inspiration a bit...

and decide based on the machine's inner strength!

Bo

-bobo's picking carefully for once!

This one!


-I'll do it

Again, what the hell is that robot!? Does that even qualify as a robot!?

Then I'll go with this one!

Mandarins

I mean, not that I mind, but... That's just a cardboard box!

I mean, not that I mind, but... That's just a cardboard box!

Alright, that forms a team of three!

{Wind}{sign on robot's sholders}

The two of us should be able to handle you on our own.

Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh

Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa

OK, listen up! I'll explain the rules!

This battle is called the Ice Machine Crash.

It's an all

-out machine battle with no holds barred!

Whoever falls off of their machine...

will be removed from the arena by the Penalty of Death!

You're not familiar with this kind of fighting, so you can't make the first move!

Let's go! Start the battle!

He's already charging at us!

How dare you k*ll Don Patch!

The other guys are coming!

Fools! You're easy prey!

Feel the wrath of the Neo Machine g*n Beam!

Neo Machine g*n Beam

I counter with Ping

-pong Barrier!

Ping

-pong Barrier

Say what!?

In that case, let's aim for him!

Bring it on, guys!

I'll show you my machine's special move!


This thing only has radio!

Right

-hand Radio!



Narrator

-And here's today's traffic report.

Narrator

-Traffic's moving smoothly on the Joban Expressway...

Left

-hand Radio!



Narrator

-And now it's time for our music hour! Here's our first request:

Narrator

-"Break My..."

You idiot! Now fall to the ground!

I'm gonna fall!

Tennosuke!

I'm coming to save you!

You're the guy I expect the least from!

Quit being so annoying!

You're open!

{Frog Tongue}

Frog Tongue!

Now you can't move!

Fine by me!

{Robo Discharge Attack}

Robot Discharge Attack!

Where's that finger going, robot?



What the hell!?

What's the big idea, robot!?

Oh sh*t, I'm out of energy!

I better go back and refuel...

The only refill spot is right here in the center!

I calculate your machines should be just about out of energy.

So what's your plan?

Refilling energy.

Okay, those clearly aren't robots, you b*stards!

Alright, I'll show you my machine's true form!



Machine Change!

{Super Eagle}

Super Eagle!

Transformation complete!

You know that's an elephant, right? Not an eagle?

Take this!

Eagle Claw!



Dammit! I'll fall if this keeps up!

Please, Bug

-spray Robot! Lend me your strength!

{Flyswatter Sword}

Flyswatter Sword

Narrator

-And here's today's traffic report.

Narrator

-Traffic's moving smoothly...

Another radio!?

I can transform, too, losers!

Here he comes again!

Don Patch Robot Transformation...

{Lightweight Form}

Lightweight Mode!

x. boost to speed!

What?

You say you can transform, too?

Alright, show me!

Bug

-spray Robot Change!

Kagami Rice Cake.

Why cake!?

I'm coming for you, New Year's.

Where the hell are you going!?

This is hardly a challenge!

We've got this in the bag!

Not yet!

Now it's time for me to show you my ultimate transformation!

Let's go!

Nose Hair Change!

School!

That's the most intellectual transformation I've ever seen!

Crap, that's the bell!

Class is about to start

We got a math test in first period! We gotta move!

Oh, crap!

I forgot my protractor!

Talk about stupid!

Dumbass!

We were so drawn into the school atmosphere that we almost got off our robots!

Talk about a close call!

I was so close...

How dare you try and trick us, you son of a b*tch!

They're finally on the offensive.

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Mecha Nose Hair Lock On}

Mecha Nose Hair Lock On!

The robot has nose hairs!?

That's mechanically impossible! {please split}

I have no time to deal with you scum.

Why don't you take a step forward and face me?

How sad...

You think you can take me on with such meager power?

Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo has overpowered Lapalapa and Hagaioh.

Narrator

-But does he have a chance

Narrator

-against the creepy Jeda the Wind God?

That reminds me, we left Softon and the others behind... Are they alright?

Narrator

-At that moment, Softon...

I got a flower in both hands, torpedo!

Let go, you b*tch!

I'll k*ll you for this, you f*ck' torpedo!

Narrator

-had been kidnapped by the torpedo.

Come on! Come to me! I'm your friend!

He's completely fooled.

He's a true blue moron.

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Rampaging Gadget Area
Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Ice Mecha Ring

Narrator

-The third stage of the Triple

-Hunters battles between Bo

-bobo and the Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago

Narrator

-was a machine showdown on the Ice Mecha Ring!

Ice Machine Crash

Former C

Jeda the Wind God

Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa

Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh

Bo

-bobo

Don Patch

Tokoro Tennosuke

Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind G

Former N

-block Captain lllLapalapa

Former Q

-block Captain lllllHagaioh

Bo

-bobo

Don Patc

Tokoro Tennosuke

{Ice Machine Crash} {Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God} {Former N

-block Captain Lapalapa} {Former Q

-block Captain Hagaioh} {Bo

-bobo} {Don Patch} {Tokoro Tennosuke}

Narrator

-The former N

-block captain Lapalapa,

Narrator

-and the former Q

-block captain Hagaioh were the first to strike,

Narrator

-but Bo

-bobo and his friends overwhelmed them with their... unique machines.



Quit being so annoying!

Fine by me!

Robot Discharge Attack!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Mecha Nose Hair Lock On!

I have no time to deal with you scum.

Why don't you take a step forward and face me?

Narrator

-And finally, he is about to come to blows with the leader of the Triple Hunters formation,

Narrator

-Former C

-block Captain Jeda the Wind God!

He looks like he's gonna be powerful, Bo

-bobo!

Hekkun, were you here all along?

The Penalty is Being Frozen! That's So Cold, Baby!!



}is


Being Frozen!

That's So


Captain Jeda's finally going on the offensive!

Go get him, Captain Jeda!

How sad.

To think that is all you have to offer.

I'm sad, too.

To see my friends in such a state, that is.

Insect located.

Insect located.

Idiot! Stop hitting me!

How do I look like an insect!?

Insect located.

Insect located.

Ultra

-Strength

Exterminating insect.

Are your circuits fried, you crappy robot!?

Man

By the way, I'm sad, too.

I sent out fifty New Year's Cards last year but didn't get any replies!

Yeah, that's pretty sad.

Allow me to show you the gap between our powers.

{Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique}

Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique:

{Scythe of the Insurgent}

Scythe of the Insurgent!

Here I come.

It's time for your milk!

I accept your challenge!

Collaborative Secret Technique: Best Of Luck, Don Patch!

{Collaborative Secret Technique: Do Your Best, Don Patch}

You m*therf*cker! I swear I'm gonna f*ck' k*ll you! {Added I swear}

You've angered your own ally.

How do you expect fight like that?

You think I care?

And now...

My hand slipped!



My turn now.

Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique:

{Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique}

Fifty Unparalleled Scythes!

{Fifty Unparalleled Scythes}

If you're gonna be using scythes, then so will I!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique}

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Start Out Warm Then Turn It Up to Hot}

Start Out Warm Then Turn It Up to Hot!

That's a kettle, not a scythe!

That's nothing!

Silence, insect.

Damn you, robot!

Here, allow me to build on my technique.

{Fist of the Wind Scythe Evolved Secret Technique}

Fist of the Wind Scythe Evolved Secret Technique:

{From Hell Typhoon}

From Hell Typhoon!

These gusts are so strong!

I can't dodge them all!

In that case...

I'll just borrow two of Don Patch's spikes...

My charm points!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

{Bo

-bobo Pinball}

Bo

-bobo Pinball!

Here they come!

You're going for the high score, aren't you?

They're coming this way!

Here, you can have them back.

My beautiful spikes!

On second thought, they don't look half bad.

Persistent, aren't you?

Then I'll take you out one at a time.

Starting with...

Dear God, please let it not be me, please let it not be me...

Dear God, please let it not be me, please let it not be me...

Dear God, please let it not be me, please let it not be me...

Square guy! You're up first!

No way!

Now face me.

Damn you!

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

I'll just k*ll you before you k*ll me!

Fist of the Wobble

-Wobble Secret Technique:

Rolling Smack

-Smack!!

{Rolling Chew

-Chew!!}

That sure is desperate!

{Fist of the Wind Scythes Secret Technique}

Fist of the Wind Scythe Secret Technique:

{The Wind God's Execution Stand}

The Wind God's Gallows!

The Wind God's Gallows!

That's nothing!

{Five Nu Handkerchief Guards!!}

Five Nu Handkerchief Guards!!

Cut him to pieces!

I'm just fine!

Penalty activated.

Penalty activated.

Dammit!

I got off my machine! What's happening to me?

In this stage, if your feet touch the ground,

you'll be pulled into the ice and made into an ice sculpture!

He's done for now.

Tennosuke!

He may have been stupid, but he was still our friend!

Let's go help him!

Got it!

Transform!

{Candy Ball}

CANDY BALL!

Bo

-bobo Fusion!

Let's do this!

Yeah!

They're turning into Bobopatch!

I have no idea what you're trying to pull...

Giant Divine Scythe

but it won't mean a thing before the Giant Divine Scythe.

Narrator

-Meanwhile, inside Bo

-bobo...

Don Patch has entered successfully!

Starting up Bobopatch systems!

Roger, OK!

Perfect, I've hijacked the control room!

It's not every day that I get the chance to infiltrate Bo

-bobo's body!

Better get back at him for everything while I still can!

Time to cover Bo

-bobo's body with graffiti!

Stupid

Bwaaaah

Hooray! Oh, wait...

Don Patch Was Here!!

Natto Tulip

Weird Afro Punk

Revenge, revenge, revenge!

Revenge, revenge, revenge!

Revenge, revenge, revenge!

What's this all about?



-bobo



How come my name's below his?

This is total bullshit!

I'm way stronger than he is!

I'm supposed to be on top!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!

Take this and this and this and this and this!





-bobo

That oughta do it.

Patchbobo Activated

Patchbobo Activated

Now, this is your last farewell!

How sad for you!

That's not Bobopatch!

Who is that?

More to the point...

Did he just stop it with that block of fish paste?

Nothing can slice through my shoulder armor!

He's wearing fish paste on his shoulder...?

I don't have much time. I'll finish this quickly.

What?

Konjac and Lotus Root!

No way! It's really strong!

Who... the hell...

Patchbobo.

Patchbobo

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and Don Patch

Narrator

-have fused in the reverse order of Bobopatch to make a new hero,

Narrator

-and his name is Patchbobo!

Narrator

-Has there ever been such a cool, yet strong hero?

Narrator

-What kind of fight will we see from Patchbobo against Jeda next time?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll be lucky when you act on your inspiration!

If you ever need a change of pace, try ping

-pong!

If you tied, when you're low on energy, always try eating fresh fruit.

And if you lost, make sure you listen to the traffic report on the radio before you go out!

Don Patch and Bo

-bobo have fused to make Patchbobo?

We'll show you our collaborative techniques!

Hell yeah!

What kind of moves are they gonna use?

But first, I gotta go to the bathroom.

Oh no! It's time for Yakkun's milk!

Before that, I think they need to work on their teamwork!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Hajike Combination Patchbobo! and Melee! Love Triangle!

In two parts!

Combination Patchbobo! Showdown with No Fooling Around!?

Love Triangle! Merry Battle on the Merry

-Go

-Round!?

Is this really gonna be alright?