01x57 - The Water Slide That's Bonafide to Leave You Terrified!

[bunniefuu]

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

The Water Slide of Hell! The Enemy is a Hot Sunfish and Swimsuit Gals!?

Fist of Traps Secret Technique: Hand Grenades of the Soul!

Frantic Wind Manipulation!!

Carp Waterfall Climbing!!

Charge, Love

-love Teacher Torpedo! I will Not Allow Any Foolishness!!

Whirlpool Hell!!

Fist of the Bloody m*rder Secret Technique:

The Torpedo's Loving Education!!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Today's Doggies

Woof.

Crap!

This show is all about dogs!

W

-Woof!

Today's Breakfast

Today's break...

Breakfast!?

That's it! This is perfect! I'm fine the way I am...

as tokoroten!

Thank you, everyone!

I've finally become breakfast!

Today's Breakfast

was going to be this tokoroten

but it was expired

so I didn't eat it.

Honestly, those guys!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-Tsururiina IV has prepared a battle stage:

n\fsNeo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Narrator

-Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX!

n}Right! And here, in the Rampaging Gadget Area,

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

there was a very fearsome battle of sweat and blood!

{Rampaging Gadget Area} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Chisuisui} {Star Saber} {Bo

-bobo} {Tennosuke} {Hatenkou}

Rampaging Gadget Area

TOKIO

Chisuisui

Star Saber

Bo

-bobo



Hatenko

TOKIO

Chisuisui

Star Sabe

Bo

-bobo

Tennosu

Hatenko

Let's take another look at it, nah

-na

-la!

Can y'all take a guess... what kind o' beans my Ujikintoki is made of?

What?

They're coffee beans!

They're supposed to be Adzuki beans! Then that means you're not ujikintoki! {Adzuki?}

I didn't wanna hear the truth...

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends faced them...

Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:

Paranormal Phenomena Traveler!!

Paranormal PhenomenaTraveler!!

The Rage of Australia!!

Mass Outbreak of Schoolgirls!!

Cute!

Cute!

Cute!

Cute!

Mass Outbreak of Schoolgirls!!

No!

Narrator

-And finally...

This is a symbol of our friendship!

The Triangle Flash of Love, Justice, and Desire!

Well done, you warriors of the light...

Narrator

-And that's pretty much how they defeated them.

No, no, no! Don't be so ridiculous!

It was really more like this!

Bo

-bobo Eruption!!!

Bo

-bobo Eruption!!!

{Rampaging Gadget Area} {Ujikin TOKIO} {Chisuisui} {Star Saber} {Bo

-bobo} {Tennosuke} {Hatenkou}

Rampaging Gadget Area

Ujikinllll llllllpha&H&}TOKIO

Chisuisui

Star Saber

Bo

-bobo



Hatenko

TOKIO

Chisuisui

Star Sabe

Bo

-bobo

Tennosu

Hatenko

Narrator

-But meanwhile...

Narrator

-A mysterious man was looking down on Bo

-bobo!

I'll go with that girl.


The Water Slide of




Hell!


The Enemy


is a Hot



is a Hot

Sunfish
?

Alright, people! Now let's proceed to defeat our next enemy!

By "proceed" you mean "procession?"
Rampaging Gadget Area

We all made it!
Water Slide

Our next foe is right here!

At a giant water slide?
nHas Mercy

So you've finally marched to my ocean of Hell, Bo

-bobo?

}Former E

-block Captain Combat Blues

Former E

-block Captain Combat Blues

I've been waiting for you with two of the strongest captains!

But I don't see the enemy anywhere around!

Where could they be?

Welcome.

The enemy?

I've been waiting patiently for you.

It's you!? Say it ain't so!

Beach volleyball!

Pathetic fools. You should never let down your guard in enemy territory!

Beach volleyball!

Just you wait!

Beach volleyball!

You yellow b*stards!

You yellow b*stards!

And you call yourself soldiers, low

-life cowards?

Time to begin Operation Water Slide of Hell!

Beauty!


What do you think you're doing!?

I'll guide you all to the b*ttlefield of Hell!

The water's flowing in reverse!

That means we're gonna be going up the slide!

I'm getting swept away!

I'm getting swept away!

I'm getting swept away by the changing times!

Shut your damn mouth!

Beauty!

Don Patch!

Let me handle the position of the heroine.

Now get lost!

What the hell are you doing!?

Help me, Bo

-bobo!

Beauty!

You b*stard... How dare you do that to Beauty!

The name of this b*ttlefield is "Requiem of the b*ttlefield."

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Requiem of the b*ttlefield

It is an arena of death where we ride the current upwards and fight our way to the top.

Now, we're going by the Triple

-Hunter rule!


Narrator

-Triple

-Hunters Rule.

Narrator

-It is the Hair Hunters' ultimate formation consisting of a three

-man team.

I've picked two of your contestants for you.

Now pick the last one!

Alright! I'm going up!

Wait, Bo

-bobo!

Don't stop me, Tennosuke!

I'm not... I'm just melting over here... so can you save me first?

What a coward, to drag Beauty into the front lines...

Combat Blues... I will never forgive you!

So I guess it's our turn to go.

Say "Ahhhh!"

Do you even want to fight!?

Former J

-block Captain Swimsuit Girl



-block Captain Swimsuit Girl



-block Captain Swimsuit Gal



-block Captain Swimsuit Gal

Wait a minute, you're captains!?

We're going up!

You and me...

A midsummer love...

Wa

-Wa

-Wa

-Water Slide!

Wa

-Wa

-Wa

-Water Slide!

Wa

-Wa

-Wa

-Water Slide!

Wa

-Wa

-Wa

-Water Slide!

A rock!?

Don Patch!

Beauty! Hey, Beauty!

You OK there?

Bo

-bobo! You came for me!

Damn, this is hard!

What are you trying to do? That's way too hard on the horse!

Horse!

You're wide open!

Take this!
Fist of Traps Secret Technique:
Fist of Traps Secret Technique:

Hand Grenades of the Soul!

Hand Grenades of the Soul!

What!?

There was water below us?

Dammit...

Kaboom!

Kaboom!

Kaboom!
Kaboom!
Kaboom!

Kaboom!

He's making the expl*si*n noises!?

Returning fire!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!
B

-B

-B

-Beam!
B

-B

-B

-Beam!

B

-B

-B

-Beam!

Ow! I'm hit!

What in the true insanity of hell is he doing!?

Captain Combat Blues!

I'll feel better if you pet me...

There, there...

There, there...

Are you really called Combat Blues!? Please change your name!

That was a close call.

In some way, I guess.

Alright, now chew on this!

StencilFist of Traps Secret Technique: Piranha Hell!!


But those are sunfish.

Sunfish

Sunfish

Alright! We'll return fire with piranhas, too!

I said, those are sunfish.

Sunfish

Sunfish

Go!

They changed their course!

But where did they go?

Crab: Let's Cut Japan
Amberjack: I'll Do It

Shark: I Am Japan
Salmon: Power of the Ocean, Power of the River

Starfish: The Power of the Star
Pufferfish: Expanding Dreams

Squid

Sea Bream: High

-Class Government

Vote for me!

Vote for me!

I'm counting on all of your support

Voting Box

They're at the voting booth!

Oh, right! I forgot that today was fish election day!

They can't be fighting on an important election!

Squid Elected!!

Squid Elected!!

I will change Japan!

Congratulations!

That's just stupid!

Captain Combat!

Come back to us!

I'll let you sleep with your head in my lap!

He's sprinting back up! What's his problem?

In that case...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Granstander Clean\fsMagical Girl Denbo

-chan
Photobook

Denbo

-chan Photobook!

Magical Girl Denbo

-chan!

Don't forget to buy her CD, too!

Captain Combat!

I'm sorry.

Fight!

Engage!!

ge!!

Engage!!

He's speaking in military terms?

You're putting up a good fight.

He's pretty tough...

Now it's my turn!

StencilFist of Traps Secret Technique: k*ller Dam!

Fall!

k*ller Dam
StencilKiller Dam

What just happened?

This is dangerous! We're gonna fall if we stay on! What do we do?

Alright, Beauty!

Special Seat

Get on my head!

In there!?

Let's fly!

With fans? That's impossible!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:


Huh?

And land!

We made it! Good job, Bo

-bobo!

You're late.

I've cut you off now.

What!?

What kind of helicopter is that!?

I'll have you begone!

I'll use the super

-water pressure for...

Stencil}Fist of Traps Secret Technique:



-Speed Water Clones!!



-Speed Water Clones!!

How's this!?

He multiplied himself!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Carp Climbing the Waterfall!!

Carp Climbing the Waterfall!!

This guy's powerful...

The power gap should be obvious by now.

Blues Helicopter!

Toss me my weapons box!

Has Mercy


Here you are!

Annoying. {Is she saying "You're kidding"?}

It's all over!

Within this box is none other than the greatest weapon in the world!

With this weapon, I'll have powered

-up dramatically!

This is bad. Beauty's still by my side!

Can I protect her as I fight?

What could the greatest weapon in the world be?

Come out, my weapon!


-colored Life


Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, Softon... Softon, love...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Love, love, lovely, lovely

-ly...

Softon lovely!

Softon lovely!

Imbecile!

Captain Combat!

Miss Torpedo!

Miss Torpedo!

I will not permit the slightest act of foolishness.

And that is because I'm a torpedo!

Narrator

-It truly is a b*ttlefield!

Narrator

-Amidst this cruel fight, the greatest weapon in the world turned out to be Torpedo Girl!

Narrator

-How will this battle unfold?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-In the b*ttlefield of Hell,

Neo Hair Hunt Land MAX

Rampaging Gadget Area
Requiem of the b*ttlefield

Narrator

-a giant water slide,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends were fighting Combat Blues and the Swimsuit Gals!

Requiem of the b*ttlefield
Requiem of the b*ttlefield



nCombat Blues

Gal

Girl



-bobo

Don Patch

Beauty

Help me!

Let's go!

Combat Blues... I will never forgive you!

Take this!

What kind of helicopter is that!?

They were just about even, nah

-na

-la!

But I'm stronger...

No, I am!

Yeah, yeah...

There, there...

Narrator

-Just then, their powerful ally appeared!

I will not permit the slightest act of foolishness.

And that is because I'm a torpedo!

I will Not Allow

Any Foolishness!!

Captain Combat!

Captain Combat, hold it together!

Miss Torpedo!

We missed you!

This is the first time in my twenty

-five years of combat, that I was punched back by a weapon!

It's unique, right?

I don't like this!

Huh? She went back in!

Dammit, of course!

She must've been dissatisfied with her entrance!

{Worth adding the word "stare" here or not?}

Flowers!

Let's lay down some flowers and call her again!

Miss Torpedo!

You can come on out!

There she is.

It's time for the long

-awaited start the Torpedo Grand Prix!

On your marks...

I'm gonna win this!

Torpedo!

Torpedo!

Three...

Torpedo?

Torpedo?

Two...

One...

Go!

Torpedo!

This torpedo's... too damn strong...

I've brought in one hell of a weapon...

Thank you, everyone!

Thank you!

You guys are being too foolish!

I will not allow any foolishness!

No, you've got it all wrong, Miss Torpedo!

That Combat guy forced us to be foolish!

He blamed it on someone else again!

No! I mean... That's not true!

No! I mean... That's not true!

No! I mean... That's not true!

Bo

-bobo started being foolish first!

I'll be k*lled... If I don't deny it, I'll be k*lled!

It's the truth!

Cheeky brat! {please time}

Your teacher hates cheeky brats!

Miss Torpedo! That's not the full story!

That Combat is a bad guy who makes weapons...

and sells them to foreign nations!

Sale

Torpedo!

Down with Weapons!

Abolish Weapons!!

Abolish Weapons!!

She's condemning herself!

Fine by me.

I'll take down this Combat myself!

Here I go!

Right! Torpedoes excel at underwater combat!

Help! I'm drowning! Somebody get me a life ring!

Some torpedo you turned out to be...

So you can't swim, Miss Torpedo?

Of course I can't swim! Look at me, I'm made of iron!

I'm made of iron, so I'll sink!

A wiretap!

I heard everything!

But what's the point of the wiretap?

If you can't swim, that means I can drown you all!

Stencil}Fist of Traps Secret Technique:


The smell of Darjeeling tea...

This really speaks to me.

I

-I'm not a life ring, dammit! Look at me!

Don Patch!

Well?

Painful, isn't

-

He's drowning!

I'm going to die like this, aren't I?

My life is flashing before my eyes...

Team Torpedo!

Team Torpedo!

Team Torpedo!

Team Torpedo!

Team Torpedo!

Team Torpedo!

What kind of past is this!?

Now to finish you off!

Stencil}Fist of Traps Secret Technique:


Stencil}Underwater Rockets!!

sh*t! Here it comes!

This calls for ArtbrushFist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

I'll be the one to protect my students!

That was a close call.

Now I can die in peace...

The most dangerous one is dead!

You loser!

You don't know how great Miss Torpedo can truly be!

Now behold!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Love Road!!

Love Road!!

Once she sees this face, she can't stop herself!

Softon!

Um... well... um...

Um... well... um...

Um... well... um...

I love you, torpedo!
Secret Technique: Love Attack

Love Attack!!

Love Attack!!
!

It's back to a regular slide!

You're not getting away with this, you damn torpedo!

Huh? The torpedo's gone!

I've hidden Miss Torpedo!

You did what!?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:



Which One's the Torpedo?

Torpedo Quiz!

Now, care to guess which one's the real torpedo?

That's obvious!

Which one? Which one is it?

Which one? Which one is it?

You'll never guess!

I got it! It's this one!

I'm getting kinda pissed...

You're right!

He got it right!

And now, a kiss as your reward!

Oh, please!

I'm so embarrassed, torpedo!

Combat Blues.

You were nothing.

That torpedo is too strong!

I have to tame it somehow...

Should I use some kind of bait?

But what would a torpedo want, anyway?

I don't know. I don't know at all!

Think! Think! Think!

Think! Think! Think!

Think! Think! Think!

I've figured it out!

Excuse me, Torpedo! {flared line}

Look! A putty eraser!

I'll hand it over to you if you come here!

It's a rare item!

And why the hell would I want that!?

Hey, Torpedo!

It's a brand

-name purse!

The new Spring line!

The new Spring line!

I should've gone with a brand

-name purse!

Hand Of SeanAnswer Sheet

You truly are a rotten b*stard, trying to win me over with things!

You listen! I'm going to give you the re

-education of your lifetime!

Fist of the Bloody m*rder Secret Technique
Fist of the Bloody m*rder Secret Technique

The Torpedo's Loving Education!!
The Torpedo's Loving Education!!

There, there, there, there...

There, there, there, there...

There, there, there, there...

There, there, there, there...

Quiet, now...

Okay, go to sleep now, torpedo.

Once upon a time...

Well done!
The Torpedo's Loving Education!!

The Torpedo's Loving Education!!

Torpedo's Loving Education!!

Torpedo's Loving Education!!

What kind of secret technique is this!? It's pretty amazing if you think about it!

Narrator

-And so, the child grew up quickly...

Who are ya? Get lost.

That's no good!

This is not how I raised you!

Now you've done it!

Look up here!

Up?

Wait for it, wait for it...

Wait for it, wait for it...

An alligator!?

What the hell is that boy doing!?

Are you alright, Swimsuit Gal?

No more being naughty now, you two.

OK!

Hey! What's with the different treatment? That's sexism!

Dammit! Only a little more until the top!

I'll have to climb to the top...

We've been waiting for you.

Don Patch, good work bringing him here.

Collaborative Secret Technique:

Cross Goddess!!

Collaborative Secret Technique: Cross Goddess!!

They did it!

Narrator

-Combat Blues has sunk!

Requiem of the b*ttlefield


nCombat Blues

n\pos(,)\fscx}Swimsuit Gal

n\pos(,)\fscx}Swimsuit Girl

nBo

-bobo

nDon Patch

nBeauty

Hold it... Somebody please save me!



Corn on the Cob
Goldfish Catching
Chocolate Bananas

Narrator

-Meanwhile, back at Dengakuman...

Too bad for you.

I almost had it, dammit!

I won't stop until I have that Hamchin doll!

He's alone.

This is a chance to test my transformation ability.

I'll start by tricking this brat.

I'm bound to get it eventually!

Beauty?

Yo!

Who are you!?

Narrator

-After a long, hard battle, Bo

-bobo and his friends defeated Combat Blues.

Narrator

-But just then, a mysterious man had transformed into Beauty! What's he after?

Narrator

-And...

Narrator

-Where is the next battle going to take place?

And what's gonna happen to me?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, greet people with a smile and happy things will come your way!

Your lucky item is a photobook of a pop star!

If you tied, you'd better start getting in shape now if you want to stand out in the pool this summer!

And if you lost, setting up traps as a joke will put cracks in your friendship!

Alright, what's the next stage?

It's a robot battle in the skating rink!

Sweet! I'll show them the splendid technique of Joe of the Rink! {don't really get this}

That's figure skating!

It seems we have to fight while riding weird mechs.

Can you control it?

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Machine Battle on Ice! and The Penalty is Being Frozen!

Machine Battle on Ice! Fierce Battle With No Rules!

The Penalty is Being Frozen! That's So Cold, Baby!!

In two parts! You lose if you fall!