01x54 - The w*r of the Roses... or Lilacs... or Daffodils

[bunniefuu]

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!



Pre

-Show Private Time

Supermarket

No! Please, stop!

Oh, come on, it'll be fine!

Let me put these Groucho glasses on you!

D

-D

-Don't do it! I'll become a boss!

Don't do it!

There you go!

I'm a boss!

Oh God, no!

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-When Ms. Don Patch screams "Oh God, no",

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-she transforms into Ohgodno Mask!

Oh God, no!

Oh, my.

How dare you!

Prepare yourself for my Serious Mode!

Oh God, no!

He put them on!

Get out!

It's cold! It's really cold!



Then have a taste of Double Boss!

Oh God, no!

By the way, the show started a whole minute ago

Oh God, no! That was supposed to be private!

We were on full display!


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-After defeating the Hair Hunter troops from a hundred years ago,

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III} {Hair Hunters from Years Ago} {Nihil} {Gorgon} {Otter} {Jubei} {Shaina}

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Hair Hunters from Years Ago

Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil

Hair Hunters fromllllllll Years Agol

Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil

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-Bo

-bobo and friends headed to the Holy Land Eternal to power up for the upcoming battle.

(Heppokomaru leveled upllll a whole lot.lllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Narrator

-It was there,

Tennosuke's anger against Ne gave him a limit break. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Narrator

-that they powered up at the shops that corresponded to their abilities.

(Softon attained sacred power by the gracelllllll of Babylon.lllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

(Don Patchlllllll gained lllll majjimo.llll llllllllllllllll

Narrator

-However...

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique:

Rosacuda!

Narrator

-Softon and Beauty,

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-Tennosuke,

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-and Heppokomaru were captured.

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-And that was when Bo

-bobo's rage reached its peak!


Go!

Go!

Super Bo

-bobo!

Activating


Dammit!

Yeeeow!

Flower Flower Flower

It's time to dole out your punishment!

We'll be putting civilians at risk if we fight here!

Let's take this to somewhere less crowded!

Alright!

Just kidding!

We'll fight you in the crowd anyway!

That's how we do things!

Getting a bit gung

-h* are we?

Stop it, you two! You'll get everyone hurt!

Just save me already!

Hey, is it just me, or does my rose have more fluid than the rest of you?

Know your place.

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique:

Rosacuda!

{Barracuda}

Leave these flowers to me!

I've been stealing love for years. {Shall I put these lines in italics?}

I live freely, and master the path of impossible love.

And my name is Love Hunter...

Y! Y! Y!

Y! Y! Y!

Y! Y! Y!

What the hell even is a Love Hunter?

That was pretty good!

Then how about this?

Seeds

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique: Lily Demons!!!

{Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique: Lily Demons!!!}

Some weird things came out of the ground! Well then...

Hey, what are you doing?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Spike Crop!

Grade Class

Grade Class

Wait, that's the true nature of those spikes?

Let us do battle!

Couldn't ask for anything better!

Those spikes are weak!

But we could've beat them at cards...

Who has the Six of Spades?

They're useless!

You useless piece of sh*t!

What? Why me?

Very well. It's my turn to take you on.

Is this...

Is this the powered

-up Bo

-bobo?

What an intense aura! It's nothing like it was before!

This power is the real deal!

Here we go!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Take this!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Thousand Nose Hair Wave!!!}

Thousand Nose Hair Wave!!!

I can do it!

I can do it!

I can do it!

I can do it!

Oh, no! That's it!

That's my limit!

I gotta sleep!

Come on! Save me now! {Sounds like save me here}

He's gotten weaker!

What's happened to me?

Secret Technique: Bo

-bobo Wave!

Secret Technique: Bo

-bobo Beam!

It's hopeless!

I'm making nothing but clams!

How about some clam chowder?

Is that all you've got?

That's not even worth mentioning.

Secret Technique: Thorns!!!

{Thorns!!!}

He spit out some more clams!

Now!

My loyal lilies! {Added loyal}

Hunt the hairs of the villagers!

That b*stard!

He's Hair Hunting in the middle of a battle!

N

-No!

Is it just me, or is my flower wiggling around?

Why me? What did I ever do to you? {Flared line}

Hunting while fighting.

That was common practice a hundred years ago.

Why now?

Why can't I use my powered

-up strength?

Let's hide ourselves for the moment!

A smokescreen?

Come out! Where are you hiding?

We are this city's public art pieces.

"A Passing Wrestler"

and "Man Fighting Bear".

What the hell are you doing here, trash?

He figured it out!

Jewelry Store

They're headed right for the jewelry store!

Now you've gone and done it!

They're coming back as celebrities! In this recession?

Thieves!

Rosacuda!

Oh, my! Let's take cover in that house!

Got it!

Not you, though.



You son of a b*tch! You betrayed me!

Come on! Say something to me!

They're coming!

You can't hide from me!

Fist of the Myriad Blossom Secret Technique: Spring Glory!!!

{Fist of the Myriad Blossom Secret Technique: Spring Glory}

These tulips you see here can detect anything that moves!

Whatever you two do, don't move!

It's a flower garden!

This idiot came out on his own! {Added This idiot}

Harvest time, harvest time!

Harvest time, harvest time!

But why are you guys showing yourselves now?

It's a flower garden!



You saved me the trouble of finding you!

Thorns!!!

Bo

-bobo!

Now then...

It's about time I finished you off.

But why?

Forget using the power

-ups... I can't even use regular Secret Techniques!

Then what was all that rigorous training for?

Supermarket

Narrator

-Several hours ago...

{Several hours ago}

Thirty more laps!

Master Tuna Fillet

Yes, Master!

Idiot!

Your pace is slowing!

Yes, Master!

My training was hard and strict.

Narrator

-And five hours later...

{And five hours later}



-Expiry Sale: Cheap Tuna!!!

Half Off

Tuna Half Off

{Half

-Price}{on red sticker}

{Tuna Fillet: pack yen}{white sticker}

You have done well.

You have successfully passed.

Thank you very much!

Manager! Come take a look! {Flared line}

Tuna Half Off

The secret password: Open Sardines! {trying to make a pun on Open Sesame here}

What's going on?

The seafood corner is reconstructing itself!

Is the tuna fillet doing that?

This jacket that you see before you is proof of your mastery.

Those who wear this jacket will gain mysterious powers.

Tuna Half Off

This is the only jacket of its kind.

Take good care of it.

Master!

What!?

Snacks Corner

Thank you so much!

Wait, why!?

Okay then, time to go!

Hey!

Farewell!

Hey! Put me back in the seafood corner!

I'm gonna go bad!

My vision is going black...

I'm a blackfin tuna, but my now my vision is going black...

Quit making fillet jokes!

What the hell is he talking about?

Look out, Bo

-bobo! Get out of there!

Die!

I... can't afford to lose!

I... can't afford to lose!

Not until... I've saved my friends!

Not until... I've saved my friends!

Yes. That mindset of yours is... love.

Yes. That mindset of yours is... love.

Love...

Love...

Love...

Love

Die!



Those who know love will gain power.

What?

The most important thing for supermarket employees

is the love that wishes that their customers enjoy their shopping.

You, who know love, are the successor.

The infinite power of all the supermarkets of Japan...

Supermarket

Love

is yours!

Supermarket

Super Bo

-bobo has been born!

I now have the power of love!

Wait, is that what you meant by Super?

Well whatever the case,

my power

-up is complete!

Don't get ahead of yourself, trash!

Take this!

What?

Concentrated Fire!!!

{Concentrated Fire}

His afro split twice!

That's never happened before!

Fist of the Nose Hair!

W

-What was that?

Amazing! Those nose hairs were amazing!

Wait, those aren't quite nose hairs!

We put them out wrong.

And there are three old men now!

Dammit...

Nose Hair Sword!!!

{Nose Hair Sword!!!}

Wow! He's got a new weapon!

What's that? What are you gonna do?

Take this!

Slice

Blade Testing!!!

Tennosuke!

Wait... What's with that expression?

It can't be!

He really has...

I can power up even further.

P

-Power up further!?

He sprouted...

wings!

But why there?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Flap

-Flap Wind Slicer!!!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Flap

-Flap Wind Slicer}

He's powered up?



To be continued!

He's so annoying!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for rock, paper, scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-The fight with Roselily Kikunojo continued.

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III} {Hair Hunters from Years Ago} {Nihil} {Gorgon} {Otter} {Kikunojo} {Jubei} {Shaina}



Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III



Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III



-Nihil



Nihil

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo challenged Kikunojo with his powered up strength,

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-but he had been powered down instead.

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-But Bo

-bobo's heart awakened with love,

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-and he finally activated the power of Super Bo

-bobo!

Concentrated Fire!!!

Fist of the Nose Hair!

Battle

the Flower Field!

The Scent of Flowers Elected Officeis

the Scent of Death?

What's with that confident face you're making?

A mere remnant of the Hair Kingdom

could never match the Hair Hunters!

Are you stupid?

A mere Hair Hunter could never defeat me.

Know your place!

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique: Iron Cosmos

{Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique: Iron Cosmos}

In that case...

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

They're really hard!

Maerchen

Four Maerchen Sisters!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Four Maerchen Sisters}

What!?

Yay! It's a flower!

How cute!

Let's make flower decorations!

How the hell!? Those flowers are made of steel!

You're so cruel, sisters!

No! I can't do it!

Just think about how the flowers feel!

What's that monster doing here?



Where is it? Where is it? Where's the monster?

Seed

-planting!

He planted seeds on him!

Bo

-bobo!

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique:

Man

-eating Flowers!!!

{Fist of the Myriad Blossom Secret Technique: Man

-eating Flowers!!!}

What!?



Eat him up, Man

-eating Flowers!

No! Bo

-bobo!

Bo

-bobo!

They ate him right down to the bone!

Stop the bullshit!

Dammit! That was a decoy!

Where's the real one?

I'm back!

You gotta be kidding me!

Bo

-bobo!

Seed

-planting Counter!

Trying to copy my attack? That's not possible!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Bo

-bobo Flowers!!!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Bo

-bobo Flowers!!!}

America!

America!

Shut up!

America's the best!

America's the best!

America's the best!

They're uncontrollable!

America's... the best!

America's... the best!

How is this America?

And now...

Fukui Spike

-planting!

You can plant flowers too?

What the hell?

What the hell is this!?

They're staring at you!

The Ms. Don Patches love young men!

They're staring at you! They're staring at you!

They're staring at you! They're staring at you!

They'll stare at you till kingdom come!

That's annoying!

So the Former Hair Hunters don't have much to offer.

Time to take you back to the past where you belong!

What!?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

What is this capsule?

A time capsule?

Get in!

Space Rocket Liftoff!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Space Rocket Liftoff!!!}

But what about the past?

Planet Bobobo

Ow, ow, ow...

What kind of planet is this?



Dammit! This planet is the worst!

Damn you, Bo

-bobo!

U.S.S. Patch

They're back already! {Added already}

Take this!

Amazing!

Bo

-bobo's controlling the fight!

I'm melting! I'm melting here!

I'm melting! I'm melting here!

Tennosuke!

Damn, you're so irritating!

The Hair Kingdom are still as irritating as they were a hundred years ago!

The Hair Kingdom a hundred years ago?

My distant ancestors...

What the hell kind of image is that?

You're romanticizing it way too much!

It actually... was more like this!

It actually... was more like this!

Time for breakfast! {please time}

That's irritating!

Hey! Hey!

So what about my ancestors?

Hey! Hey! C'mon!

Huh?

Probably confeito or something.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Confeito or something...

Confeito or something...

Confeito or something...

Narrator

-This revelation

Drama: Weekend Wife

To Be Continued

Narrator

-deeply wounded Patchie's heart.

Narrator

-She could not tell her husband Bo

-bobo about this.

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-Patchie could only tremble through the weekend.

I have nothing more to say to you fools!



Fist of the Myriad Blossom Secret Technique:

Myriad Scattershot Machine g*n!!!

{Fist of the Myriad Blossom Secret Technique: Myriad Scattershot Machine g*n!!!}

You can't dodge these ten thousand poisoned seeds!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Wandering Crow Caw

-taro

What was that?

It can't be!

He dodged my Myriad Scattershot Machine g*n!

Not only that...

He's hitting them back!



Hey, it's hard to eat these without tea!

But that's poisoned!

I have you now!

Dammit!

Where are you taking me, piece of sh*t? {please time}

To find what there is beyond the sound barrier.

W

-What!?

They found me!

You're speeding!

Bo

-bobo!

Tennosuke's...

Tennosuke's in danger!

Bo

-bobo!

Huh?

What's with your indifferent attitude?

Dammit!

Tennosuke!

Tennosuke!

Tennosuke!

Yes?

He's eating smelt!

He's okay!

What's with his techniques?

They're all complete rubbish!

How could someone like this have shown up after a hundred years?

It's impossible... It's impossible!

It's impossible... It's impossible!

Fist of the Myriad Blossom Final Secret Technique:

Multitudinous Man

-eating Flower Hell!!!

{Fist of the Myriad Blossom Final Secret Technique: Multitudinous Man

-eating Flower Hell!!!}

Bo

-bobo!

Eat him down to the bone!

Bo

-bobo!

You're being eaten, too!

Now I'll have to become the sun and dry out all the flowers!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Sun Flash!!

{Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Sun Flash!!!}

That "Sun"? No way!

They're dried up!

This can't be happening...

That was my Final Secret Technique...

Now time to finish you off!

You must atone for three things.

First!

You hunted the hair of innocents!

Second!

You insulted my homeland, the Hair Kingdom!

Third!

You hurt my friends!

Dammit! Put me down! Put me down!

Dammit! Put me down! Put me down!

Dammit! Put me down! Put me down!

And to atone for those sins...

You will become the lone flower that blooms in the desert!

He did it!

Bo

-bobo won!

Good grief.

Feels like mayonnaise.

What's going on?

This can't be happening!

He was the captain of G

-block!

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

{Hunt}

Is this the Third's cold sleep chamber?

What a massive aura!

The Third will awaken shortly.

What?

But what an impressive one he is!

He has such an aura even when sealed!

Narrator

-After a long, hard battle,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo defeated Kikunojo, captain of Former G

-block.

Narrator

-But no one knew that they were about

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-to face even greater foes than ever before!

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-No one... no one...

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-No one... no one...

Aquarium

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

Hey, Mama...

What's that?

Hmm... Perhaps a new species of otter?

You guys...



To be continued!

To be continued!

Tune in next time!

Next time!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, planting seeds now will make them grow big in the future!

And something lucky will happen next time you go to the supermarket!

If you tied, make sure you can de

-bone your fish yourself!

And if you lost, if you see Dengakuman at the aquarium, be sure to cheer him on!

Beauty! That man will finally return!

Who's "that man"?

Yakkun? It's Yakkun, right?

Not at all, idiot!

Then who? Who is it?

The answer is a hundred Hair Hunters.

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Hatenko's Back ♪ and Onwards, Rampaging Gadget! In two parts!

Hatenko's Back ♪ Forming Factions and Breaking Friendships!?

Rampaging Gadget! Blast Aside Friends and Foe Alike!!

Oh, it's just Hatenko.