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01x53 - Dancin' and Trainin' for Quickly Attainin' the Enemies' Painin'

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x53 - Dancin' and Trainin' for Quickly Attainin' the Enemies' Painin'

Post by bunniefuu »

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III}{Hair Hunters from Years Ago}{Nihil}{Gorgon} {Otter} {Jubei} {Shaina}

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III} {Hair Hunters from Years Ago} {Nihil} {Gorgon} {Otter} {Jubei} {Shaina}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Nose Hair Masterpiece Theater

Otter

Otter

Mother...

Where am I going?

Don't cry, my boy.

I will come and find you... one day...

Mother...

My boy!

Mother?

My boy!

Mother!

My boy!

Mother!

My boy!

Mama!

That's the boy?


Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Narrator

-To protect the peace and freedom of mankind's hair,

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and his friends have set out on their journey once again.

Hooray! A hot spring!

That'll warm me up!

But you'll melt!

Narrator

-But before them

Narrator

-stood Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago,

Narrator

-the strongest in the history of the Margarita Empire.

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Emperor from Years Ago {\fs)}Tsuru Tsururiina III

Hair Hunters from Years Ago

Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil


Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil

Narrator

-Their target: The remnants of the Hair Kingdom.

Let's take her, otter!

Scallop!

Who was that?

I'm a remnant of the Hair Kingdom, scumbags! {this needs to be slightly longer and the next slightly shorter}

Have at you

Babylon!

Rice ba*ls go...

outside the lunchbox!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo and friends have defeated Jubei and Gorgon.

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Hair Hunters from Years Ago

Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil


Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil

Narrator

-But unbeknownst to Bo

-bobo,

Narrator

-the evils from years ago

Narrator

-are waking up one after another!

This place is worth the money!

We've got beach bodies now, nah

-na

-la!

Wait, this isn't a tanning salon!

Let's All

Let's All


Power Up!



Power Up!


The New Costume


The New Costume

The New Costume

is

is

Yen?

Yen?

That leaves two to go.

These guys...

are strong!

Not you, though...

Now, why don't I show you my main character powers?

Main Character

Show us!

Alright!

Let's take them down all in one blow, Softon!

No, not you...

Son of a...

They stepped on the main character!

Let's go, Heppokomaru!

OK!

Grief of Sweden And May!

Grief of Sweden lpha&H&And May!

of Sweden And May!



No!

You're not needed here.

Sorry!

We avoided a direct hit.

The same attack won't work on us twice.

Papylon Returns!

Papylon Returns!

Now's your chance, main character Don Patch!

Lend us your power!

Main character?

Guess I have no choice.

That's our main character! You're so cool! You're our hero!

Dynamite

Hey... That's going a bit too far, Bo

-bobo!

Stand aside, lady.

You could get hurt.

Here we go, main character!

It's hard being the main character.

Fire!

Idiot Cannon



Fool!

Now, I'll...

All your dreams will come true!

Main Character

Alright!

Time for me to finish you off!

Back me up, supporting characters!

Okay! You're gonna use that attack, aren't you?

Olé!

What? What? What are you going to do to me?

What? What? What are you going to do to me?

What? What? What are you going to do to me?

Olé!

Café Olé!

And now time for our signature pose!

Wait for it, wait for it...

Wait for it, wait for it...

Olé!



It's tough dealing with that idiot.

He's way too strong...

It's over.

Heppokomaru.

Your fight out there wasn't half bad.

Thank you very much!

But you can't let that get to your head.

You're still no more than a baby chick.

Yeah, yeah.

Guys!

You forgot about this guy, na

-la!

No!

Please listen to me!

I'm actually just an ordinary otter!

See, I was just going along for the ride!

I was hitchhiking...

Tokyo

Is that so?

Otters never lie.

Alright!

Let's sell him off to the aquarium!

You brute!

Why me?

But why do you suppose hair hunters from a hundred years ago

are after Bo

-bobo?

I can't accept this! He defeated us all?

I have to fall back for now!

He's making a run for it!

Stop right there.

Look... If you're heading out,

can you hand this to your boss for me?

Tokoroten Elected OfficeGift Set

Make sure he knows that the tokoroten is a good guy!

Fools!

You'll regret this!

Why the hell did you let him go!?

You piece of sh*t!

You piece of sh*t!

You piece of sh*t!

You piece of sh*t!

This can't be good.

They must have been just ordinary troopers.

If the other Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago are awakening,

this could spell trouble.

The battle could get even rougher from here on out.

Then I guess that place will have to be our next destination.

Where are we going?

And didn't our car break down?

We have a car.

Not a decent car!

Let's move, Softon.

I lost to the pink twirly car yet again!

And so, the Pink Twirly Car set off with Bo

-bobo and his friends inside.

Divine Drift!

Move it, move it, move it!

Move it, move it, move it!

Move it, move it, move it!

Wanna fight, punks?

Move it, move it, move it!

Move it, move it, move it!

Move it, move it, move it!

The place we are headed to now is called the Holy Land of Eternal.

It is a sacred place that can raise the powers of Fist users.

Eternal... The holy land that can power up Fist users...

What kind of place is it?

Narrator

-Three hours later...

We're here.

Holy Land Eternal

Wait, this is just a shopping mall!

All the shops here in Eternal are training grounds.

By training in a shop that befits your powers, you can power up.

That's not true! It can't possibly be true!

Alright! I'm going to power up in that store over there!

Bakery

Hekkun! Please wake up already! That's just a bakery!

Heppokomaru leveled upllll a whole lot.lllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllll

He's actually powering up in here!

Mysterious land, isn't it?

Alright, let's go too!

Let's go power up!

Yeah!

I can only power up in a Nu store.

Wobble

-Wobble Elected Area Map: Eternal

And there should be a Nu store somewhere around here...

Nu Store

Ne Store

The Nu Store went out of business, but the Ne Store is booming!

Damn you, Ne!

Damn you to hell!

Tennosuke's anger against Ne gave him a limit break.

Alright. This should do it.

Awaken, Babylon!

What the hell!?

I shall bestow my power unto you. {added grant you the}

Softon attained sacred power by the gracelllllll of Babylon.

Narrator

-As for Don Patch...

What's that?

I gotta power up too!

And...

I can only power up in that store!

Jewelry Store

He's coming straight for us!

And feint!

He went into the clothes store!

Fish! Fish!

Fish! Fish!

I'm a fish!

What the hell is with him?

Now...

It's time for me to deck myself out!

Changing Room

He's trying them on?

This skirt is sooo cute!

Oh, but this camisole is pretty, too!

I can't decide!

I buy them all, ooga.

Well, how much, ooga? How much, ooga?

Well, how much, ooga? How much, ooga?

What the hell is his problem?

Those lights...

I guess they all managed to power up!

All that's left is Bo

-bobo...

Supermarket

Bo

-bobo!

Hey, Beauty!

My training was extreme like you'd never imagine.

H

-He's powered up incredibly!

What could have happened here?

That'll be yen.

Beauty. Pay for me.

So which one is this impudent sacrifice?

I'm sure he's in this town...

Lost

What the hell are you looking at? I ain't on display!

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Alright, let's go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

Narrator

-In their fight with the Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago...

Grief of Sweden And May!

Grief of Sweden lpha&H&And May!

Grief of Sweden And May!

Papylon Returns!

Papylon Returns!

Olé!

Olé!

Café Olé!

Olé!





Narrator

-Bo

-bobo defeated the last survivors of the team of five,

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III

Hair Hunters from Years Ago

Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil


Shaina

Jubei

Otter

Gorgon

Nihil

{Emperor from Years Ago Tsuru Tsururiina III} {Hair Hunters from Years Ago} {Nihil} {Gorgon} {Otter} {Jubei} {Shaina}

Narrator

-Nihil, Shaina, and Otter,

Narrator

-and in preparation for the battle to come,

Narrator

-they headed for the Holy Land of Eternal

Narrator

-where they say Fist users can power up.

Narrator

-There, Heppokomaru leveled up...

(Heppokomaru leveled upllll a whole lot.

Nu Store

Ne Store

Tennosuke's anger against Ne gave him a limit break.

Narrator

-as did Tokoro Tennosuke...

(Softon attained sacred power by the gracelllllll of Babylon.l

Narrator

-and Softon...

imo


Narrator

-and Don Patch...

Supermarket

Narrator

-and finally...

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo.

That'll be yen.

Beauty. Pay for me.

Narrator

-But just then...

Narrator

-Nihil returned with a creepy

-looking man!

What the hell are you looking at? I ain't on display!
The Enemy is our Evil
Ancestors?

The Power

-Up



(is Useless}!!

So which one of them is from the Hair Kingdom?

I'm sorry. I can't find him in this crowd...

Then why don't we draw him out... with a little Hair Hunt?

Then why don't we draw him out... with a little Hair Hunt?

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique:

Cherry Blossom Slash

My hair!

What just happend!?

This is...

A woman's...

Blizzard of Love...

What the hell are you doing?

So they're here already.

What are these flower petals?

So he's brought an ally back with him, after all.

Which one of them is from the Hair Kingdom?

Neither of them. They're just his comrades.

Narrator

-Meanwhile, back to Bo

-bobo...

Let's move, Bo

-bobo!

What could that whirlwind be?

Could it be another Hair Hunter from a hundred years ago?

We have to hurry!

That telephone pole looks nice!

Beauty!

We can't even get close to him!

Sorry to keep you all waiting!

Ne

The headliner is here.

He's wearing Ne! What happened to him?

I went to the Nu store but it was out of business, and the Ne store salesmen talked me into a sale...

That's good!

It looks good on you!

You think so?

I can't take it anymore!

Oh, really?

You're getting wet.

Guys!

Beauty!

Enough of this bullshit!

Where is the man from the Hair Kingdom?

I'm right over here!

What?

What the hell is he doing?

That's him!

Wait just a second, Your Highness!

During the w*r a hundred years ago...

The Margarita Empire was a minor power.

But through power and violence,

Tsuru Tsururiina III and the Third's Generation turned it into the greatest empire in the world,

in just four days..

Their power and atrocity matched the devil himself.

(Modern

(Third Generation



Part

-Timers



With the former emperor Tsururiina III at their head,

the captains from A to Z

-block

were said to each be able to hunt five million heads in just a few hours!

The past generation was cruel!

Having conquered this world, my predecessors entered cold sleep chambers for some reason

and entered their long slumber.

That's right.

And to make sure they never woke up again, I sealed them with packing tape...

Packing tape?

But...

Why has the Third's generation of Hair Hunters awakened now?

Well, never mind.

I'll use the Third's generation.

Who do you think you are?

H

-How did he...?

I couldn't sense him coming!

Is this the power of the Third's Generation?

We're having fried octopus tonight!

Octopascal!

Wait a moment!

I take it that you're my predecessor's captains.

I'm Tsururiina IV!

I've come to pay my greetings to the Third who has returned to this world!

Fourth?

Oh, the reigning emperor?

My apologies.

Octopascal!

Are you alright?

At least they didn't pickle me...

You gotta pay your greetings, don't ya?

Come with me, Fourth.

By the way, I'm no captain. Just an ordinary trooper.

Amazing! This is really amazing!

Even he is but an ordinary trooper!

With the Third's Generation's power, I can surely defeat Bo

-bobo! {Added surely}

We're here.

This is the resting place of Tsururiina III

and the A to G

-block captains directly under his command.

One of them's open!

Kikunojo, Captain of G

-block,

has already headed to the front line to find the remnant of the Hair Kingdom.

This is perfect!

It's just what I wished for!

Now, Bo

-bobo will finally meet his match...

So the sacrifice is finally here.

And who do you think you are?

You guys look weird together!

I am the man of the falling cherry blossoms, G

-block Captain of the Former Margarita Empire,

Roselily Kikunojo.

Former G

-block Captain

Roselily Kikunojo

My mission is to claim the remnant of the Hair Kingdom.

You've come to take me away?

I've been waiting for you, Kenji!

Me?

Don't leave me, Bo

-bomi!

Pork Chop!!

Patchya!

Bo

-bomi!

Pork Chop!!

What are you even trying to do?

I'm going to disprose of you, trash.

}DispROSE

DispROSE

He's so intimidating!

This man is a former captain from a hundred years ago!

Hey, you.

Thought I told you to give it to him.{Didn't you give it to him?}

Gift Set

You know, the Tokoroten Gift Set!

Yeah, course I gave it to him...

Yeah, I got your expired tokoroten.

I take it that was your challenge to me?

Now I've gone and done it...

Now, in this blizzard of cherry blossoms,

what do you think will become of you?

A party!

No way!

Party time! Party time!

Party time! Party time!

What the hell? This is real scary!

A Hair Hunting party!

Fist of the Myriad Blossoms Secret Technique:

Rosacuda!

That's...

His indiscriminate attack that hurts friend and foe alike!

Captain! What should I do?

I have no further use for you.

Get out of here, you disgrace!

That's cruel!

What do you take your friends for?

Right?

Flower



Nothing more than minor diversions.

I'm going to give the impudent sacrifice a little beating.

And the rest of you will all die!

You b*stard!

I won't let you lay a finger on my friends!

Never!

The roses are following me!

Everyone, spread out!

Roger!

What the hell are you doing to me?

I'm gonna k*ll them later.

And now...

Finish!

I'm Number One!

What do you think you're doing?

That's one down.

Hekkun!

It's too dangerous! Stay back!

That son of a b*tch!

Our attacks won't reach him up there!

Leave it to me!

Transform!

Spike Ball

Now, throw me right into his face!

Got it!

Slam Dunk!



That felt great.

Why are you playing basketball?

You must not understand the situation you're in.

Five Times the Roses!

There's more of them!

This is dangerous!

Softon! Take Beauty somewhere safe!

Got it.

Bo

-bobo!

We'd better go somewhere safe as well.

I have a job for you two.

Bait! {please split}

You do this to us all the time!

They're coming for us!

It's no use! There's too many of them!

We'd better split!

Okay!

Here!

With only half of them following me...

I can use my Fist of the Wobble

-wobble...

They're all following me!?

Nu! Nu! Nu! {please time}

Nu! Nu! Nu! {please time}

Nu! Nu! Nu! {please time}

Now I'll have to call for help with the cry of my soul, Nu Telepathy!

Help me...

No, I am not a cat burglar.

I am a love burglar.

They won't follow us this far.

You're not half bad, Hair Man.

But it looks like I can't say the same for your friends.

What?

Bo

-bobo!

You guys!

By the way, my roses emit a liquid strong enough to dissolve the human body.



In about ten minutes, they'll have dissolved to the bone.

Bo

-bobo! Please!

Bo

-bobo!

Now, it's time for your punishment!

I have to teach you your place, foolish sacrifice.

I'm glad I could face a brute like you.

Because now I can test the full power of my power up!

Me, too.

Don Pa...

No...

Love Hunter Y!

Narrator

-The cruel and smug man that can control roses...

Narrator

-Can Bo

-bobo save his friends from him?

Narrator

-And...

Narrator

-Now that the former Hair Hunters have awakened...

Narrator

-What are they after?

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won, you'll have a happy encounter at the shopping mall!

Your lucky drink is a Café Au Lait with lots of milk!

If you tied, you'll have good luck if you give a gift to someone who's taken care of you.

And if you lost, Tennosuke might jump out at you from a manhole!

{Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo}

What's that?

It's coming for us at an amazing speed!

A bird?

A plane?

That yellow afro... It can only mean...

Super Bo

-bobo is here!

Super? How are you different from before?

You'll know when you see it!

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Go! Super Bo

-bobo! and Happy Battle in the Flower Field! In two parts!

Go! Super Bo

-bobo! Activating the Power of Love ♪

Happy Battle in the Flower Field! The Scent of Flowers is the Scent of Death?

What's different? I wanna know!

Patchmi wants to know too!