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01x41 - The Magical Battle Against Halekulani!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo". Aired: September 30, 2005.*
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The impossible adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, a warrior who fights using his nose hairs to defeat an evil empire that wants to turn the human race bald.

01x41 - The Magical Battle Against Halekulani!

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Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto ureshisou na

Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Gorgeous Showdown with Halekulani! Behold the Super Illusion!!

{Golden Phoenix!}

{Secret Technique: Evil Spirit Possession Blast!!}

Coin Knights!

{Falling Jewels!}

{Break}

{Break}

Madame

Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,

{Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,}

{Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,}

{Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,}

{Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,}


Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Fun Time Board Game Begins! We'll all get Serviced together!{EWWWWWWWWWWWW!}



Narrator

-The Marvelous Magician! The Incredible Illusionist!

Narrator

-n}It's Prince Tennosuke! Finally in Japan!

Prince Tennosuke

Finally in Japan!

Yes!

Ready?

Open!

It's the Softon Tower!

Nooo!

Las Vegas!

Las Vegas!

Bo

-bobo Roulette!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo challenged the terrible Three Brothers with the Bo

-bobo Roulette.

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Graduation!

Narrator

-Having defeated the three brothers, all that remained was...

Narrator

-the handsome money monger...

I'm much more handsome than he is!

Narrator

-Really now...

Come again?

What's happening? There's money floating around!

Halekulani!

What the...

Could it be...

Halikiluni!

You're kidding me, right?

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Gondola Tour!

He was such a good man...

I'm still alive!

This is what really happened!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique: Gondola Tour!

Take this!

He did it!

Consider that my hello, snob.

That was quite good.

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo's rage has burst into flames!

Narrator

-How will this battle end?

He literally burst into flames!

Whatever, just hurry and save me, nah

-na

-la!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Stay in the fight!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Whose fault is it,

That you're being so pathetic?

That's why I keep telling you,

Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?

Ain't that right?

Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,

Like that time you went to buy clothes.

Yeah, you know what I mean!

Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?

That's gonna be you one day!

So, let's go out there and survive!

Climb up to the top,

Do a little gloating,

Spend some money,

Make some money,

Idiot Survivor!

Rise up in the world!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Idiot Survivor!

Fly up to the sky!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Just doing it my way

Idiot Survivor!!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Stay alive!

Idiot Survivor!

Baby!

Baka Survivor

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Kachinokore

Kachinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

Dare no sei de sonna

Shobokure tonnen

Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo

Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?

Omae souchaun?

Motto \ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?

Fuku katta toki toka sa

Sou sou

Hore mi ano ossan no kao!

Omae mo annan natte mau yo!

Sa!

Ikinokotte ikoze

Yojinobotte

Kachihokotte

Kane tsukatte

Kane kaseide

Baka Survivor

Nariagare

Nariagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Baka Survivor

Maiagare

Maiagare

Baka Survivor

Baby

Oreizumu DE

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baka Survivor

Baby

Ikinokore

Ikinokore

Baka Survivor

Baby

{Gorgeous Showdown with Halekulani! Behold the Super Illusion!!}

Gorgeous

Showdown

with

Halekulani!

Behold

the Super

Illusion!!

Halekulani! I'll defeat you and return Suzu to normal!

Allow me to judge your value. Better not disappoint me, now. {Added Better not}

Bo

-bobo!

Hello, is this the Pizza Palace? I'd like one mixed pizza.

The fight has begun, each with their own motives!

...and extra cheese.

Now's not the time to be ordering food! {Added ordering food}

It seems you mean to fight me, in spite of everything.

Then allow me to show you... The Fist of Gorgeous!

Then allow me to show you... The Fist of Gorgeous!

Did you say Fist of Gorgeous? What is that?

Do you want to know?

I wanna know, woof!

I really wanna know, woof!

What's with the dog suit?

Very well. Then let me tell you... The Fist of Gorgeous is...

Enough of this tedious talk! Just bring it on now!

What a dreamboat...

It's a natural herb scent...

Yes! Just like me! I think we're meant for each other. {Added Yes!}

Fascinating. You are quite fascinating, aren't you?

Behold! Money, come to me! {added forth}

This is the Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique: {Added This is the}

Golden Phoenix!

Now, devour them! {Flared line}

Good for you, Tennosuke.

Huh? For what?

I found you a buyer! {added myself}

I'm drowning!

I'm drowning... I'm drowning in money!

I see what you did there!

Now's not the time for that!

In that case, I'll just have to re

-create my own Golden Phoenix! {Added re

-create}

Boogers, come to me!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Golden Phoenix

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

That's pathetic!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

That's stupid!

That's stupid!

Oh? I'm out.

He looks so relaxed!

So... How much did this armor cost?

Outta my way.

Ow!

I suppose I'll start turning you into coins, in order of biggest eyesore to smallest.

You're first!

How am I an eyesore? {Added How am I an}

Tennosuke!

Tennosuke!

This can't be happening! Tennosuke's...

Tennosuke's...

He's turned into a nu coin!


What the hell is that?

What kind of coin is that? Is it even a coin?

Course it is.

Mister! I wanna buy something here! {Added here}



-bobo Shop

Oh, a nu coin! Alright, you can pick out something from this corner.

Corner

This is the nu

-watermarked writing paper.

This is the nu notebook.

Oh, and this is... The nu eraser.

Who would want any of that?

I guess I'll pick the nu mechanical pencil so I can write "nu" more naturally!

You've got good taste.

And you're next. {Added And y}

Bo

-bobo!

He turned into something weird!

I turned into a coin!

No, you didn't! That's a bold

-faced lie!

I suppose the only choice I have left is to wish myself back to normal!

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

Change me back... Change me back... Change me back... Change me back...

There are a bunch of evil spirits coming out of you!

Curse him to death!

Secret Technique: Evil Spirit Possession Blast!!

He's controlling them!

Guess that didn't work. {Added Guess that }

They're back to normal!

Bo

-bobo, do you remember what I first told you?

About the mixed pizza?

{Mixed Pizza}

Mixed

Pizza

Sorry for your late pizza, ma'am! {flared line}

Took long enough... And here I thought you forgot. {Added And here}

Okay, time to eat!

This isn't a pizza, it's a knee!

Get lost.

Idiot Survivor!

Fist of Gorgeous:

Coin Knights!

There are guys coming out of the coins!

k*ll them, Coin Knights!

Bo

-bobo!

{line}

{optional sign}

{line}

Here, have another glass.

Why thanks so much! {Added why}

Want some oden?

Thanks! Can I eat the egg?

Here's some fried chicken if you want it!

Hey, Beauty!

Get yourself over here! {Added yourself }

They made friends with them! {Flared line}

Oh, look at the time!

What a busy day.

Now he's treating them like trash!

He sure can be cruel sometimes..

I know, right? {Flared line}

What are you guys doing in coins?

You're better than I expected.

Take this! Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique:


Take this! Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique:

Falling Jewels!

Is that all? This attack won't work on us!

It doesn't work!

They turned into madames!

Tales of

Madames

Tales of Three Madames

It's been a while since we've done this opening!

But what's that supposed to be?

Episode :

off your Worries, Madame

Cast off lpha&H&}your Worries, Madame

Cast lpha&H&}off your Worries, Madame

Cast off your Worries, Madame

My husband's been giving me the cold shoulder, madame.

In times like this, you be assertive and say what you want, madame.

That's right, madame.

But I'm worried, madame. Can I really be assertive to my husband?

That night...

Hey, darling...

I need more money!

{Tales of Three Madames}

Tales of

Madames

pFIN

Stay tuned next week for "The Passion of the Roses, Madame."

That's the third hit he's landed on me... Well done.

Congratulations! Every one of you here has passed! {Flared line}

Allow me to invite you to the world of my creation...

What?

Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique:

Death Money Board Game!

Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique

Death Money Board Game

What kind of world is this?

It looks like a board game!

There's even a dice here! {added here}

Now you cannot return to the real world unless you reach the goal.

Now... Roll the dice!

Bring it on! I'll take your challenge to this disgusting game!

Alright!

Here I go!

How is that a dice? {added How i}

Heave h*!

It's a !

Six!

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

One!

Zero!

Alright! We're there!

It seems you landed on ,.

But first, why don't I materialize your souls? {Added How about }

of

Poof

Poof

Are these the shapes of our souls?

White Bread

Hooray! It's white bread!

Your soul is white bread?

What beautiful fireworks...

They exploded!

And now, I suppose I'll take , from this girl's soul.

There's money coming out of her soul! {flared line}

Beauty!

Her arm's turning into diamond!

What's going on?

This money is your souls.

As I extract money from your souls, your bodies turn to diamond.

What?

Now, can you reach the goal before you turn to diamond and die?

These are the rules of this game.

Now, roll the dice to Hell!

Bring it on!

You're rolling the rhino again?

Move as far as you like

That's pretty imprecise!

Alright!

We'll move spaces!

Can you really move that far?

We made it!

Now, take as much as you like!



That's way too much!

I'll wring it out of you!

He really wrung it out of them!

We're turning into diamonds!

Tires

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

And I'm the only hybrid tire! Check it out!

Amazing!

Good for you.

This is a terrible secret technique!

In this game, you are all at my will.

The odds may be against us...

But we'll keep going!

That's not even close to "dice" anymore! That's an elephant!

It's one.

Then what was the point of the elephant?

How about you quit complaining and get moving!? {Added How about q}

Bonus Stage

This space is a bonus stage! Lucky me!

Bonus stage... How fitting for someone of impeccable moral conduct like me.

Congratulations. Those who land on "bonus stage", receive a present from yours truly.

And what'll you give me? {added And w}

Hell.

Now's my chance!

Halekulani's come down!

Let's kick his a*s!

Oh, I'm sorry.

But the players in this game cannot attack the Games Master.

What the...?

Oh, no!

And whoever assaults me is fined ,,.

Our souls...

They look pretty miserable.

And we're turning into diamond!

You turned into skeletons!

That's more money for me!

What's wrong, Bo

-bobo? You should be able to clear this game.

This is bad. At this rate, Bo

-bobo will be turned to diamonds! What do we do?

After this break,

Is the super

-fun

Bo

-boroscope!

Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!

Alright, here we go!

Rock,

paper,

scissors!

Remember whether you won or lost.

Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!

That's more money for me!

What's wrong, Bo

-bobo? You should be able to clear this game.

This is bad. At this rate, Bo

-bobo will be turned to diamonds! What do we do?

That's it! If we put the money back in our souls, we'll turn back to normal!

But we can't get up there!

Someone got up there!

Nice one, Don Patch!

Dried Sardines

Dried Sardines.

Idiot!

Get lost.

This isn't looking good! We'll just have to roll high numbers and get to the goal.

I rolled a one.

Remind me to k*ll you later. {Flared line}

We'll never reach the goal if we keep moving ahead normally!

I've just got to make my own shortcut to the goal!

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Nose Hair Bridge!

{Nose Hair Bridge}

It's just like a rainbow bridge!

Not in the slightest! {Flared line}

The world is a seven

-colored rainbow!

You and me, we're bursting soap bubbles!

Cinderella Dreamin'!

And here we are together...

Dancin'! Dancin'!

Hooray! It's the goal!

Please move on to part

Please move on to part .

There's more?

Come on! Does this mean we'll never reach the goal? {Added Come on}

What a coward!

Exactly. You were destined to turn to diamonds all along.

Now, what will you do?

Forefathers

Onward, Bo

-bobo! We must go from the skies!

Yes, Father!

You guys are scary!

It's useless!

You can do that all you like, but the goal does not exist!

This game is unbeatable!

Don't speak too soon!

I still have my trump card to play! {Added to play}

A trump card?

I have mastered every game in existence. There is no game I cannot clear!

Glue

Amusing! Why don't you show me your so

-called trump card? {Added Then w}

I'll clear it with this attack! {Added Watch me }

Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:

Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,

so even though you aren't spending money you still feel {\c&HEFF&\fnScript MT Bold\bgorgeous!

It's tasty!

It's just like the real thing!

This is absurd!{Finally he freaks out!}

Slice through the darkness!

Galbi...

Beam!

We're back to normal!

What did he just do?

To think that he could break through my invincible Death Money Board Game... He's not normal!

The darkness is gone! This means he's weakened!

That means we can attack him!

Take this! Signature Technique:

{Blooming Flower Typhoon!!}

Blooming Flower phoon!!

Festival!

Festival!

What the hell? {please split}

{Full Bloom!!!}Full Bloom!!!!

How was that, you big snob? {Added you big}

That was a rough ride.

But you still haven't completely gotten rid of my Death Money Board Game!

Then I'll take that board game of yours...

And beat it with my Fun Time Board Game!

Narrator

-What is this Fun Time Board Game?

Narrator

-It seems like next episode is going to be a rough battle!

Narrator

-Fight to the end, Bo

-bobo! The die has been cast!

From the Cradle to the Grave Game

What? Another board game? Can't we play my "From the Cradle to the Grave" game instead...

We're doing a board game! A board game!

Ever so sorry! {Added Ever so s}

Do Not Enter

Narrator

-Meanwhile...

Narrator

-Heppokomaru was acting separately from Bo

-bobo...

Guess I'll give it a go!

Narrator

-Will Heppokomaru be able to stop the oppression of Hallelujah Land?

Narrator

-The fierce fight will continue next episode!

Narrator

-Bo

-bobo! Get rid of their unsightly greed!

Hurry up and save me!

Nah

-na

-la!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!

Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!

All you who want to party like there's no rules

Keep on, keep on jamming?

As we get mad, cry, and laugh,

We take the past along with us.

Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?

My manual drive is raising the tension gage.

I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.

Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!

We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Hai hai hai minasan kanpai

Saa minna de te wo age banzai

Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa

Keep on Keep on jamming

Okottari naitari warattari

Shiteru aida ni

Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE

Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo

Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou

Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato

Nerai uchi I don't know

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jump!

Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare

Minna de bakusho bakuso

everybody say HOhoooo!!

Hip Pop Step Jumping!

Here's the results for the Bo

-boroscope, nah

-na

-la!

If you won,

you'll get to eat something incredibly gorgeous!

Your lucky item is a new shiny coin!

If you tied,

get your friends together and play a board game, and you'll deepen your friendship!

And if you lost,

be careful not to burn yourself when eating fresh pizza!

How are you going to destroy the Death Money Board Game?

Call for backup!

Hello. My name's Don Patch. I'd like to order two servings of ramen.

He called to order food instead of backup!

Oh, and ask for extra vegetables! {Added also}

But I don't like green peppers!

If you don't eat your vegetables, you won't grow taller!

Fine.

Next time on Bobobo

-bo Bo

-bobo:

Fun Time Board Game

Begins!

Begins!


We'll all get

Serviced

together!



Should I ask for some dumplings?

Are you sure about that, Beauty?